[Journey to the West] Edible Guide for the Great Sage

Danqing was in pain, obediently daring not to move.But he refused to let go, let go of her pinched and deformed little face, and directly wrapped his arms around her waist.

She was much shorter than him, and he had to bend down to keep his mouth moving.Her whole body was wrapped in his arms.

Feeling that she was not moving, he let go and continued to peck her lips.Her lips were soft, softer than a ripe peach.He sticks out his tongue wickedly to lick.

Immortal palaces were hidden in misty clouds and slowly passed by. Danqing stepped on the clouds, his face was so red that he was about to bleed, and his heart was about to jump out of his throat.Her cheeks were hot, and her breathing was irregular.

He was drunk, and his reaction was much slower than usual. He only thought that the person in his arms was cute enough, so he smiled while holding her lips.

"Laughing fart!" Danqing squatted down slightly and finally avoided the monkey's frivolity, but the monkey still couldn't get enough of it, narrowed its eyes and laughed several times, said "it smells like wine", before nibbling again up.

When I'm with this girl, I feel hot all over my body at every turn.But this time it was so hot that it was not uncomfortable.It was as if with those soft lips in his mouth, the fiery breath in his whole body had found a vent point.

Asking him to rub the fur all over her face, she felt a string of numbness from behind her ears to her neck.

In such a well-mannered heaven, two people were doing such a timid thing, Danqing thought, she was probably crazy.Now that you're crazy, let's be a little more crazy.The so-called hell who will go to hell if I don't go to hell, I don't want to be kissed by a monkey!Anyway, the rules of the sky are also broken, and the rules of the sky are broken, and it's over!She shook her heart, stretched out her two small hands to wrap around his neck and tiptoed.

The body is limp, and the top of the head is spinning.Danqing hangs on him weakly and bonelessly, only feeling that something called happiness is about to break through the sky and tear the sky.

At this moment, I only heard the voice of a Taoist boy at the foot saying: "Look, Danqing and Sun Wukong are in shock!"

Dan Qing was taken aback: What the hell is Yun Zhen!

In a trance, her feet were empty, and she fell from the clouds again.

Monkey King didn't care, and didn't call somersault cloud, he just pulled her around and put him under her, and landed first.

Danqing fell into his arms, got up with a big red face, rubbed the back of his head and said, "Great Sage, are you all right? Come and let me see if I fell stupid!"

Monkey King is still grinning silly.He propped up his upper body unsteadily, pointed to the plaque in front of him and read: "Gong, rate, pocket!"

"What? Tushita Palace?" Danqing suddenly looked back.Sure enough——Qingfengmingyue, these two little rascals, what are you looking at!

Sun Wukong pulled her to stand up from the ground, seeing that Qingfeng Mingyue was leaning against each other and whispering, their anger froze for both of them, and they were about to walk into Tushita Palace.

"Oh my god, it's time for us to go back to Huaguo Mountain!" Danqing pulled his wrist and pulled him in the opposite direction.

But how much strength Sun Wukong has, how can she shake it?She had already bared her teeth with all her breastfeeding strength, but he calmly pulled her into the room with strides.

There are only a few Taoist boys in Tushita Palace, but Laojun is nowhere to be seen.Sun Wukong fixed the Taoist boys in place one by one, pulled Danqing and walked inside.Going straight to the alchemy room, I saw this big alchemy furnace in the center of the room, still burning.A few gourds next to it are rightly placed.

He chuckled, jumped onto the sandalwood chair for guests, picked up a gourd and poured it into the palm of his hand.

The golden elixirs glowed with a light yellow halo, looking full of aura.

Sun Wukong was overjoyed, he stuffed it into his mouth, and ate up the pill in a gourd in a few mouthfuls.

Danqing was terrified when he saw it, and quickly went up to grab the gourd in his arms: "The elixir of the Great Sage is unbearable! The Taishang Laojun will tear me apart!"

"What are you afraid of? Whoever dares to bully you, first ask me about this iron stick!" Monkey King didn't ask for the golden cudgel, he just made gestures, and then picked up another gourd and ate it.

Not only are the elixir not bitter, but they are tasty and crunchy.Seeing him chewing the elixir like a bean, Danqing's heart is about to die.

She persuaded her earnestly from the side, and Sun Wukong even laughed at her timidity, and poured a handful of pills into her mouth.

Danqing blushed, coughed and swallowed the elixir.

She had no choice but to keep her mouth shut, and after a while, she suddenly remembered that he was cursed by the water element pearl.Anyway, I ate the flat peaches, drank the nectar, and chewed the elixir, so I am not afraid of these anymore.Maybe Sun Wukong will be cured if he eats more good things.She simply stepped forward and opened all the gourds, and handed them all to Monkey King to eat.

Seeing that she was going all out, Sun Wukong was taken aback, looked up at her with a bit of drunkenness and a smile, and said, "Aren't you afraid of breaking the rules of heaven?"

Danqing rolled his eyes and said, "Is there anything else we haven't committed? You tell me, I'll take you to try..."

She was so responsible all of a sudden, Sun Wukong couldn't help laughing while eating the elixir.He raised his chin at her as if comforting, and said: "Don't be afraid, Dan Qing'er, I will let you be Mrs. Yazhai when I return to Shuilian Cave!"

"What kind of Mrs. Yazhai!" Danqing's jaw almost dropped to the ground after hearing this.Being Mrs. Yazhai means that in fact, after going to heaven for so long, he still regards himself as a king of the mountain.

"There is Mrs. Yazhai on the top of the mountain next door. Lao Niu also has them." Sun Wukong made gestures and said, "You are the one who cares about you. The average person, my grandson, is too lazy to talk to her."

Caring about you... Danqing's face turned red with a brush.Did this monkey eat too much elixir? It's not ashamed to say such things? !It's just that if she becomes the Mrs. Yazhai, I don't know how the fox will jump in anger.

Her smile froze suddenly.

The fox is dead.

Damn it, she actually forgot about it.

Her complexion sank, she looked at Monkey King who was happily chewing on the elixir, and finally made up her mind to tell him about the fox and wolf demon, so she said, "Great Sage, let me tell you something... "

Sun Wukong waved his hand as if he didn't want to know what she wanted to say, "My old grandson just frightened you. I have lost the memory of those Taoist boys. They won't remember you coming."

"Great Sage, I don't mean that. I want to say Fox..." In the middle of speaking, Danqing heard a voice outside the door: "Qingfeng, Mingyue, what are you two doing here? Why don't you go in and make alchemy?"

Dan Qing was taken aback, and took two gourds of unfinished pills and pulled Monkey King to escape through the window.

She dragged him to hide under the window, slipped out and said, "Great Sage, if you don't call somersault cloud, you will really be fed up and walk away!"

"I've picked up a lot of fine wine and wine, as well as flat peaches, for my monkey grandchildren—hicc—" Sun Wukong took out a flat peach from his arms and handed it to her with a smile, and said, "Look, I still have a lot more." .”

Danqing forcefully stuffed the peach back, and said angrily, "Quickly call somersault cloud!"

"What's the rush? I'm not rushing into the bridal chamber." Sun Wukong scratched the back of his head somewhat disappointedly, and finally made a trick to summon somersault cloud, and disappeared in an instant with Danqing.

Sun Wukong was drunk, and somersaulting clouds flew crookedly.When he arrived at Huaguo Mountain, Danqing almost vomited.

She helped Monkey King staggered into the Water Curtain Cave, and put him on his throne, her hanging heart was slightly relieved.

When the monkeys saw the two of them, they all looked strange, and they surrounded them but didn't speak.After a while, Marshal Ma came over and asked her what was wrong.

Danqing also has no time to care about these monkeys.The catastrophe would be discovered in a short while, so she explained very quickly: "Your king disturbed the queen mother's peach feast, drank all the nectar used by the queen mother for entertaining guests, and even went to take the old king of the king. The alchemy room in Tushita Palace was ransacked. Prepare him some hangover tea and wake him up quickly. The Heavenly Soldiers and Generals will arrive in a short while. Whether you are hiding or looking for reinforcements, in short... you can do it yourself !"

After saying that, she stood up and wanted to leave.But the arm was grabbed by the monkey.

"What are you panicking about? Have a drink or two with my old grandson before we talk." He leaned on the stone seat, with a smile in his slightly drunk eyes, and took it out of his arms. The inside is filled with the heavenly nectar, peaches and delicacies. "That hag is holding a peach festival in the sky, so we'll get drunk in Shuilian Cave. Who cares about the Jade Emperor Nezha, if he disturbs my old grandson's interest, he needs an iron rod to serve him!" He said proudly Liaoliang had a canine tooth on one side, and his expression was so attractive that Danqing almost bit his back molar.

In the past, he was idle in the sky every day, facing each other day and night, but he was so enthusiastic.It's a good day today, breaking into such a big thing, still not knowing about the imminent disaster, and still being so enthusiastic and proactive, how could she feel so bad?

She sighed, and said: "I'm not as broad-minded as you, you'd better drink with your monkey monkey grandson."

She pushed away his fur paw and turned to leave.Just after taking two steps, he sighed angrily, turned around and grabbed his face and kissed him fiercely, and then flew back to Jiuchongtian on a cloud.

Sun Wukong fetched a jug from the air, poured it into his mouth a few mouthfuls, and said, "Old Ma, do you think Dan Qing'er looks good?"

Marshal Ma immediately snatched the flagon in his hand, took the sober tea from the little monkey and presented it to him, and said eagerly, "Your Majesty, don't drink it, something has happened."

"Heh, my old grandson emptied that Yao Chi with all his food and food, and ate all over the Tushi Palace, what big things can there be? Heaven, that's all." He lay on the stone chair and stood up Erlang legs, wearing a cloak and falling to the ground gracefully, adding a bit of unruly wind to the handsome face with clear demon marks.

Marshal Ma shook his head, and said, "It's the fox girl. She... When Huode Xingjun came to burn Huaguo Mountain, she was trapped at the bottom of the water curtain cave, and she was burned to death."

"What?!" Sun Wukong sat up from the stone chair all of a sudden, his eyes became dignified and deep.

Marshal Ma said sadly: "The king of the wolf was also captured by the heavenly soldiers and generals, and his life is probably lost at this time. Your lord, hurry up and save him!"

Monkey King took the tea and drank it all in one gulp, and jumped into the air.