Mao Tuan always wants to attack me

"Yanqiu Shanggong."

The female official Xiangxiangtu followed saw Yanqiu and Xiao Yuntian and nodded.

Yanqiu returned the salute and said, "Morning Xuehui Shanggong." It seems that they know each other well and have a good relationship.The two female officers came together side by side, talking in a low voice, followed by the bouncing Xiangxiang rabbit and Gululu rolling hairball.

When walking to the right side of the Palace of Beasts, an older woman walked out of the room.Yanqiu and Xuehui saluted her respectfully when they saw her: "Morning, Dashang Gong."

Xiao Yuntian reckoned that this Dashang Palace might be the same as the male Beastmaster who brought him into the Beastmaster's Palace last night, they are both senior managers in the palace.

Dashang Palace looked over the two maids and landed on Xiangxiang Rabbit and Xiantuan.She glanced at the two beasts lightly, and said in a flat and cold voice, "The royal beast follows me into the palace, and the two palace officials are waiting outside."

Xiao Yuntian was stunned for a moment, he couldn't help but look at Yanqiu, Yanqiu just signaled him to follow Dashang Palace with his eyes.Ever since, Xiao Yuntian and Xiangxiangtu followed the serious-looking Dashang Gong into the side hall.The gate was closed, and the figures of Yanqiu and Xuehui were blocked.

The side hall was brightly lit, but the place was very empty, and occasionally a draft would blow past, Xiao Yuntian shrank back reflexively.The Dashang Palace brought the two beasts to the center of the field, and said to them: "From today onwards, I will be responsible for the etiquette teaching of the sacred beasts in front of the emperor. Xiangxiang Rabbit and Xiantuan must serve the emperor well, in addition to having an outstanding appearance and In addition to skills, etiquette procedures that meet the specifications are also essential..."

Da Shanggong didn't talk nonsense, she explained to the two little beasts the etiquette in the palace in detail, the hierarchy of palace people, and stipulated various salutes and gestures.Since various beasts have different shapes and have different abilities to communicate with humans, the court is also targeted when stipulating the salute.

For example, Xiangxiang Rabbit looks like a rabbit, and its forelimbs can be lifted off the ground, so its saluting action is to fold its hands together and nod in a bow.Ear erection and swaying indicate different emotions respectively, for example, long vertical ears indicate "yes", and rapid ear swinging indicates "no".

As for Maotuan, it is more difficult to design saluting movements. After all, Maotuan's body structure is relatively special, and there are not many movement tricks to pose.But this is not a problem for the well-informed Dashang Palace.Soon, the salute movements belonging to the Shuangxue Fairy Group were also prescribed: clasping the front paws means respectful salute, slapping the front paws means "yes", and touching the front paws means "no".After the etiquette actions were confirmed, Shang Gong of the two beasts was called into the side hall, and Da Shang Gong asked them to keep these things in mind.

"In addition to this, the Imperial Holy Beast also needs to possess more talents and skills in order to please the Holy Majesty." The Dashang Palace said sternly, "From now on, each of you two should come up with a way to make the Emperor relax physically and mentally." , Come and report to me tomorrow afternoon, and I will decide who will come to the emperor first to accompany you according to the performance of the two of you."

After issuing the last order, the Dashang Palace asked the two female officials to take themselves and Xiangxiang Rabbit out of the side hall.

Yan Qiu walked towards Xiao Yuntian after taking the order, with a worried expression on his face.As soon as she left the side hall, she saw Xuehui smiling at her: "Looks like I've been busy these two days. Yanqiu, let's see you tomorrow afternoon, and then we'll see if it's your fairy group that is stronger, or my Xiangxiang rabbit More elegant and gorgeous."

After all, she seemed to hold her head up confidently, and left with Xiangxiang Rabbit first.

"Oh... Yukie is really..."

Yanqiu bowed his head, and looked at Xiao Yuntian in blank dismay.She showed a distressed look, "My head is not as flexible as Xue'e, I'm afraid I can't come up with good ideas. If I lose to Xue'e..."

But Mao Tuan stretched out its short fluffy claws and poked her shoes.Yanqiu was surprised to see that Mao Tuan patted his chest, snored a few times, and seemed to have a plan in mind.

"Xiantuan, do you have an idea? Have you thought of an idea of ​​how to impress the Dashang Palace and please the Holy One?"

Xiao Yuntian didn't answer her for the time being. Due to his limited height, Mao Tuan's outstretched front paws could only reach the height of her shoes. He patted her reassuringly, and then rolled towards the beast palace.

After returning to his small room, Xiao Yuntian began to think about countermeasures.The Xiangxiang Rabbit next door must also be trying to figure out a way to win the appreciation of the Dashang Palace and meet the emperor earlier.Xiao Yuntian didn't want to lose to a rabbit from a foreign land. On the other hand, he also wanted to get on the emperor's dragon bed as soon as possible, and have a close contact with the beauty...

Thinking of this, Mao Tuan'er only felt the energy and blood surging all over his body, his power was boundless, his thick soft hair trembled, and he almost wanted to discharge again with a few "sizzling" sounds.

He wrote down the needed props and items on the ground with juice, and asked Yanqiu to try to find them for him.Then, in order to achieve the grand goal of seeing the emperor as soon as possible, he began to rehearse hard, only waiting for the next afternoon to leave a good impression on Dashang Palace.

In the evening, when Yanqiu came to deliver dinner, Xiao Yuntian showed her his new skills.The hairball was in the open space of the small room, with its hands and feet tucked up, clinging to the sides of its round body.Then, he jumped into a pot of dragon scale powder that Yanqiu had brought and rolled it nimbly, letting the golden powder stick to his hair, holding his breath and concentrating on spreading the power evenly on the body surface, and then suddenly exerted force .

"Crack!"

The lightning flashed, and the dragon scale powder attached to the fur ball was lifted into the air by the electric shock, and spread out all over the body in an instant. Cooperating with the lightning, it shone brightly in mid-air, showing a radiance.

"Ah... my God!"

Yan Qiu watched in amazement.The hair ball then quickly circled in the center of the open space, dancing in the air with sparkling dragon scale powder.What a spectacle!

Unbearably excited, Yan Qiu slapped his hands: "This method is really wonderful! Xian Tuan is really smart!"

Xiao Yuntian stopped turning.Yanqiu stepped forward, patted off the remaining dragon scale powder on his body, and said happily: "Xuehui must not have imagined that although I am stupid, Xiantuan is extremely smart." She simply said After tidying up the open space, I opened the food box containing dinner.

Mao Tuan sniffed, and saw that the food box was full of colorful, fragrant and delicious dishes.The food in this palace is indeed exquisite, even more luxurious than that in General Mo's residence.Yanqiu fed Maotuan to eat, and said in a babbling voice: "This is the first time that we have the Frost Snow Immortal Group staying in our Royal Beast Palace. No one has seen a strange beast like yours before. This meal is based on the common taste of the public. Made it. If Xiantuan has any special preference, I can request it for you."

There are meat and vegetables in the mouth, and the taste is unique.Mao Tuan patted his front paws, saying that this level is fine, he likes it very much.

"Eat more for Xiantuan. If you are full, you will have the energy to beat Xuehui tomorrow... Oh no, you beat Xiangxiang Rabbit." Yanqiu leaned on the small table, resting his chin with one hand, looking at the little hairball She chewed the food carefully, and her eyebrows and eyes were crooked with a smile, "Xiantuan, do you know that I entered the palace with Xuehui and stayed in the beast palace for more than a year, but she is more careful and more careful than me?" Smart, I can't compare to her. In this competition, if you are selected to accompany the Holy Majesty before Xiangxiang Rabbit, I will finally be able to "turn over the salty fish"!"

Mao Tuan smacked his lips, stretched out his small hand to pat Yan Qiu's wrist, and pointed at himself.Xiao Yuntian said to her: "Girl, everything is on me! You don't have to worry."

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The next afternoon, when Yanqiu brought Xiao Yuntian to the side hall, Xuehui and Xiangxiangtu were already waiting there.Xiao Yuntian saw that Xiangxiang Rabbit had been carefully dressed up, wearing small clothes cut out of colorful silk and satin, with pearl pendants tied on its two long plush ears.

"Has Xiangxiang Rabbit been dressed up?" Seeing this situation, Yanqiu was stunned for a moment, then glanced at Xiao Yuntian again.However, Mao Tuan's performances are quite special, and wearing clothes or decorations will become a burden instead.

The two female officials entered the side hall with the beasts under their care.Dashang Palace got straight to the point and let the two beasts start to perform.

This time, Xiangxiang Rabbit didn't move first.The powder released from its performance last time became Xiao Yuntian's props. In order to avoid this scene from repeating itself, it chose to let the hair ball go first this time.

Xiao Yuntian is not timid.As planned before, Mao Tuan'er used dragon scale powder combined with electric light to rapidly rotate the round body, creating a stunning effect.After watching, Dashang Gong nodded: "The fairy group has made careful preparations, and there are many tricks of lightning, I believe it will provide good entertainment for the Holy One."

Then it was Xiangxiang Rabbit's turn.The last time Xiao Yuntian overshadowed the limelight at the selection meeting of the strange beast, Xiangxiang Rabbit seemed very upset, and there seemed to be a layer of competition in the eyes looking at Xiao Yuntian.

Xiangxiang Rabbit walked to the middle of the field, then opened its mouth, and made a sound like singing.Xiao Yuntian was taken aback. In his impression, rabbits on the earth can't shout loudly, let alone sing, but the Xiangxiang rabbit in front of him seemed to have become a spirit, singing a distant song, singing and singing. They danced to the rhythm of the singing.

Foul! Hey!

Back when I was still a human being, Xiao Yuntian himself was also a "Mai Ba" on the university campus. He was very good at singing and liked singing very much. Lack of confidence, he never thought about singing again.Seeing the rabbit spirit dangling in front of him singing and dancing, Mao Tuan clenched his fists and sighed that he was born at an untimely time.

And this is not finished yet, I saw the rabbit dancing, while emitting a powder similar to last time, accompanied by a burst of strong fragrance.The ladies who smelled the fragrance all showed a happy expression, but when the fragrance entered Xiao Yuntian's nose, it was very comfortable at first, but later, his nose, which is much more sensitive than human beings, began to itch uncontrollably .

"Ah!"

Mao Tuan's sudden sneeze ruthlessly interrupted everyone's intoxication.Before he could stop it, Mao Tuan sneezed several times one after another, which was very abrupt in Xiangxiang Rabbit's beautiful singing, and it was a disastrous moment.

Xiao Yuntian watched Xiangxiang Rabbit stop singing, cast an angry look at himself, and felt wronged in his heart: Rabbit, I really didn't mean to make trouble, but your fragrance is too stimulating... I can't hold my nose!

Dashang Palace also cast a questioning look at Xiao Yuntian, she asked Yanqiu: "Why is the fairy group sneezing again and again, could it be because of the cold?"

As soon as Dashang Palace said this, Xiao Yuntian immediately became nervous: Oops!And Yanqiu who was next to him couldn't react, he hesitated for a long time: "Ah... this, this shouldn't happen, the fairy group was fine before, maybe it's because of some stimulation just now, it's like that."

Da Shanggong frowned, his eyes fixed on Xiao Yuntian.Several other people present followed her gaze and looked over, only to hear Xue Hui say in surprise: "Ah, why did the top of Xiantuan's head turn red?"

turn red?Xiao Yuntian instinctively wanted to reach out to touch the top of his head, but his front paws were too short to reach it.But after turning his attention to the top of his head, he actually felt a numb itching coming from the top of his head, and it became more and more clear, which made him tremble uncontrollably.

Yanqiu approached and checked.The top of the hairball's head was originally a snow-white fur, but at this time it really turned an abnormal and strange redness.She hesitated: "It doesn't look like a natural color change..."

"Yanqiu, you'd better take Xiantuan to see the imperial doctor." The experienced Dashang Gong reminded her, "Xiantuan may have some kind of skin irritation."