Mao Tuan always wants to attack me

Nightingale, dressed in black, walked quickly to the outside of the hut where Mao Tuan lived.He found the door tightly shut, and waited silently for a while.

However, seeing that the sun outside had risen higher and higher, and the door seemed to have no intention of opening, the impatient chief guard approached and listened for a while at the door.

At this moment, Yanqiu, the female official of the Beast Palace who was in charge of taking care of it, and the Dashang Palace were not there, leaving the Shuangxue Fairy Group alone in the house to pack up and prepare to accompany the emperor on a southern tour.Nightingale heard the intermittent noises in the room, raised his arm, and knocked on the door three times.

"Xiantuan, the emperor's car is about to leave. The subordinates are ordered to come to meet him."

The room was silent for a while, and then there was a response from the Shuangxue Fairy Group: "Hulu, Hululu!"

Nightingale couldn't understand Mao Tuan's language, and the other party's tone seemed to tell her not to worry.However, there was a rustling sound in the room soon, and it was getting closer and closer to the door.

"boom."

"Squeak-"

The slowly moving weight pushed the door open a crack.Nightingale stretched out her hand to open the door, and what jumped into her eyes was an incomparably huge package.The huge burden wrapped in gaudy wrapping cloth is slowly "walking" outward.Afterwards, Nightingale saw the Shuangxue Fairy Group pushing the package out of the room.

The hairball lay half upright behind a giant package that was three times its own size.It straightened its short paws, panting and pushing hard, and slowly pushed the bundle out of the house.

Seeing that the burden was finally successfully pushed out of the room, the dumpling belly turned over, and its round body fell to the ground into a cake shape, gasping for breath.

"Huchihuchi..."

Nightingale hurried forward, trying to help the hairball up.Unexpectedly, when the martial arts practitioner walked with a strong gust of wind, the wrapping cloth was blown away.There was a "crash", and the wrapping cloth, which was loaded with too many things and far exceeded the load, came loose, and the things inside were scattered all over the ground in an instant.

Mao Tuan stared blankly, watching the luggage he had spent two hours packing ruthlessly spread out on the floor.After a while, only a "snoring" was heard, and the severely stimulated hairball rolled its eyes and passed out.

"Xian... Xiantuan! It's all because of my subordinate's careless actions. This subordinate will help Xiantuan repackage!" Seeing that Maotuan fainted, and her tongue was sticking out, Nightingale clapped her hands angrily. He patted his head, helped the dumpling to the door frame and sat down.

"Oh, what should I do..."

Not long after, Mao Tuan, who had been defeated by Nightingale, woke up leisurely, and when he opened his eyes, he saw that Chief Wei was packing his baggage.Tuanzi breathed a sigh of relief, Dian'er Dian'er ran over, only to find that Chief Wei was frowning, his expression thoughtful.

"Are these... all the luggage of the fairy group?"

"Snoring!" Yes!

Nightingale picked up the scattered luggage on the ground one by one and put them into the wrapping cloth.

A comb, a cotton flowered quilt, five silk pajamas of different designs, a set of exclusive bathing utensils including towels and soap... These are the daily necessities of the Frost Snow Fairy Group.Dumplings have thick hair and must be well groomed, so these daily necessities have to be brought.

After that……

"A pack of roasted peas, half a piece of leftover rice cake, half a pack of melon seeds, a bag of candied fruit...?"

Seeing that Nightingale was about to throw aside the precious snacks that he had subcontracted and saved, Maotuan immediately grabbed his clothes with his claws and shook his body desperately.

"Snoring!" These are the foods I have specially kept for the past few days, and I saved them up to take with me on the way!

Nightingale knew very well that this dumpling was a glutton, and throwing away its food was equivalent to killing it, so he had no choice but to give up the idea of ​​reducing the burden, and under the watchful eye of the hairball, he packed the snacks in the same way. within the package.

And then... Nightingale looked down and picked up the bells, balls, and sachets...

"These are the toys of Xiantuan? Do you want to bring them too?"

"Hululu!" These toys were all "rescued" from the palace by Yanqiu risking his life during the mutiny of the imperial city, and it is not easy to keep them.Be sure to bring it too!

Nightingale picked up a neatly folded piece of paper.

"This is……"

Before he could finish his sentence, the hairball flicked violently, and his whole body crashed into Nightingale's arms.Stretching out his claws, he quickly snatched the paper off and stuffed it under his belly.

"Whoosh!"

Seeing Nightingale's surprised gaze, Mao Tuan narrowed his eyes and snorted.You can't blame me for being excited. This is a love letter to the emperor. I have just written half of it, and the other half is still to be completed.It would be terrible to be seen first by outsiders!

"So, all the luggage of the fairy group are necessities." Nightingale casually picked up the last item on the ground - a bundle of rubber bands.

"what?"

With a "slap", the hairball slapped lightly with a quick reaction, and the rubber band flew out.Tuanzi stared at the trembling rubber band on the ground with lingering fear, and almost forgot—this rubber band was used by Yan Qiu to tie the bristling hair on its head. Now Yan Qiu no longer follows the hair ball, so the rubber band There is no meaning.

It's just right, the hairball hates this rubber band, every time it binds the fur on the top of the head very tightly and it hurts.

"Finally, I can take one less item." Nightingale blinked as she looked at the ball of rubber bands that had been blown away by the dumpling.

"Snoring!" He clenched his fist and waved it!

Amid Mao Tuan's snoring and rebuttal, the luggage was finally packed.In the end, the package of hair balls was still full, and it hardly lost a single bit of weight.The head of the guard reluctantly picked up the huge package that barely fit and was about to fall, and walked towards the emperor's carriage one after the other with the beaming dumplings.

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Outside of Mexico City, the lush forests are full of vitality, the early animals are active among the bushes, and the chirping of birds can be heard from time to time in the sky.On a small path in the middle of the forest, a group of carriages was heading out of the city in an orderly manner.

"Hahahahaha..."

In an inconspicuous chariot in the middle of the convoy, Mao Tuan was lazily lying on the seat, with a small plate next to his mouth, and the flower cakes inside had been eaten by Tuan Zi Eighty-eight.

Mao Tuan stayed at one end of the seat and slowly ate snacks, while at the other end of the seat was the most distinguished emperor of the current Bai Kingdom——Bai Shuyu.At this time, the emperor was half leaning against the window of the carriage, with his long snow-white hair hanging down casually and draped over his shoulders, his body would occasionally shake slightly with the bumps of the carriage.

"Umm... Hululu..."

Mao Tuan ate the flower cake with relish, while squinting his eyes, secretly admiring the exquisite profile of the emperor.The emperor leaned lazily on the other side of the car seat, holding a small book in his hand.The scene of this beauty reading makes Xiao Yuntian unable to move his eyes: If only at this moment, if only he had a camera in his hand, it would be great!

He suddenly regretted: Bai Shuyu has such a handsome face, if his beauty cannot be preserved, what a pity it would be! ——If this is the case, shouldn't you seize every minute and every second to imprint his appearance in your heart?

As a result, Mao Tuan'er, who controls the face, has a new reason for "peeping". The mentality of peeping at the emperor's side face has also changed rapidly, from being sneaky to being righteous in an instant.

Who told the emperor to be so good-looking?If you can take a screenshot of the scene in front of you, you can click a picture and use it as a mobile phone wallpaper!What's more, Bai Shuyu's skin is very good, her face is fair and smooth, and she doesn't even need to retouch the photo PS, she is a natural beauty!

The carriage was very quiet, only the sound of the hairball chewing snacks, and occasionally the emperor rustling the pages of the book.Xiao Yuntian was glad that he was able to sit so close to the emperor. This angle, this distance, was simply a golden VIP seat for admiring beauties!Xiao Yuntian's brain is wide open: If one day this beauty travels back to modern times with him, even if he doesn't know any skills, he can make a living with this face alone, right?Maybe this is the so-called "beauty is in the eye of the beholder"... At first Mao Tuan was eating snacks while peeking at the beauties, but later on, his eyes simply stuck to the beauties without wavering, and he smacked his lips incessantly. No longer for the delicious flower cakes, but watching the beauty flow halazi...

Bai Shuyu was reading a book quietly.From the corner of his eye, he also knew that Mao Tuan was not that honest, secretly watching him while eating.However, he didn't take it seriously, and most of his attention was still focused on the book in his hand.However--

"Hey, blah, blah, blah, blah..."

The sound of smacking water is getting louder and louder, and it doesn't seem to stop.

Finally, the emperor raised his head from the scroll and looked at Mao Tuan with a little annoyance.

"Xiao Yuntian, what are you doing? Why are you making so much noise?"

Uh... Mao Tuan blinked his eyes.Patronizing on admiring the beauty, he even drooled at Bai Shuyu's side face, and the emperor's expression showed that he also noticed this.

"Snoring..." Mao Tuan crawled towards the emperor flatteringly, but immediately received "rolling eyes" of disgust.Bai Shuyu stepped back subconsciously, avoiding Mao Tuan's claws, and put away her book.He frowned, with a vigilant look on his face, he said: "The dumpling is sloppy, don't come near me."

Xiao Yuntian immediately remembered the emperor's "cleanliness addiction", and at this moment, his left and right cheeks were covered with saliva and food residues, and he was really disgusted.He froze for a moment, stopped moving forward, and turned his eyes to the side guiltily.

Cough, as a beast, how can I be wretched?Mao Tuan silently picked up the napkin that was pressed under him, rubbed his face and chin on it to the left and right, and fumbled to clean up his appearance.

Bai Shuyu couldn't help staring at the hair ball for a while.Born in the royal family, he paid great attention to neat appearance since he was a child, so he disliked Mao Tuan's slovenly appearance.But seeing the short forelimbs of the hairball, he couldn't hold a corner of the napkin to wipe it, so he had to bury his whole face in the napkin and rub it back and forth. This clumsy appearance made him laugh angrily.

Hearing the emperor's "puchi", Mao Tuan raised his face from the napkin suspiciously, and saw Bai Shuyu looking at him helplessly, and beckoned with a half-smile, "Okay, don't bother. You Come here, silly boy, I will help you."

After hearing this, Mao Tuan grabbed the napkin tightly with two small hands, and staggered towards the emperor.

Bai Shuyu leaned down, grabbed the back of Maotuan with precision, and lifted it up.

"Xiao Yuntian... Well, there are so many strange beasts in the Beast World Continent, and there are many beautiful and flexible varieties. But I don't know why you have become such a strange beast." Wiping Mao Tuan's mouth, the emperor smiled wryly Said, "It's really troublesome."

"Snoring..." Mao Tuan was lifted up and left and right in the air, his chubby body swayed with the emperor's movements, and he let out an indistinct purring sound from his mouth.

I feel helpless to travel into the body of such a strange beast, okay?Xiao Yuntian was indignant.During the days when he came to the other world, he had seen a lot of strange beasts of all kinds. In comparison, Mao Tuan was indeed the weirdest among the strange beast races.He has carefully observed that there are many strange beasts in the form he longs to become, such as the elegant and flying Yuhuang, or the majestic snow-patterned dragon.

Even for quilt lizards and coiled snakes, they can at least move freely, which is much better than their seemingly stupid round body - not only are they inconvenient to move and need to be taken care of, but they are also subject to the emperor's attention from time to time. dislike.

It's so infuriating that people compare to others!Beasts are more annoying than beasts!

The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, Mao Tuan's short legs kicked hard in the air a few times.The round body was immediately slapped by the emperor: "Stay well, don't move!"

Xiao Yuntian couldn't help but opened up his spiritual consciousness, and used it to protest to the emperor: "Your Majesty, you poked me so painfully!"

After Bai Shuyu wiped the hair ball on his face, he slid it around in the air twice with one hand.He looked at the part he poked just now, and snorted softly, "The body is round, so is such a thick skin afraid of pain?"

Following Bai Shuyu's eyes, Xiao Yuntian's eyes moved down, and he really wanted to cry without tears when he saw his almost oval hairball body, the middle was indeed the roundest part of his body, and the cross-sectional area must also be the largest of.

Being stabbed at the sore spot by the emperor's sharp words, Mao Tuan suddenly deflated as if deflated, sullen, with a look of lovelessness on his face.

However, Bai Shuyu found such hairballs very interesting.He couldn't help laughing.

"Ha ha……"

Amidst the emperor's rare laughter and Mao Tuan's angrily snoring, the carriage gradually moved away from Mo City behind it.

"The closest city to Mocheng is Yicheng, which is another checkpoint located in the mountains."

After a whole day's journey, until the sun set on the other side of the mountain, the horse-drawn carriage team finally arrived in Yicheng.A group of people entered the city silently, and lived in the official post under the secret escort of the city guard.

Of course, because it had been notified in advance, the surroundings of the official post were cleared, but there was no publicity.This time, those who followed the emperor to the snow mountain were all his most powerful cronies, including a group of shadow guards.Although most of the cities in the south are Bai Shuyu's territory, they are guarded by his confidants.

But after all, there are many people in the city.For the sake of safety and to avoid leaking news, the visit and stationing of the emperor and his party were all quiet.The people in the city only knew that a group of mysterious carriages had entered the city in a low-key manner, and after that, the attention paid to this matter dropped.

During this trip, the emperor told the other people in Mocheng to "investigate the army and meet with Marshal Zhao Yi", so there were only two generals, two personal maids and a communication officer with him, and even Yan Qiu, who had been in charge of taking care of Mao Tuan for a long time, No accompanying order was given either.Mao Tuan was therefore left to fend for himself, managing his own life with the emperor's infrequent help.

Fortunately, although no one came to take care of his own life, but because of this, Mao Tuan was allowed to live in the same room and ride in the same car with the emperor.

——Isn't rounding up the same as living with the emperor?

Thinking of this, Xiao Yuntian felt elated, and was full of anticipation for the next long journey.

This is a good opportunity to get in touch with the emperor and enhance emotional communication!

The emperor moved into the second floor of the official post.As it had been arranged in advance, there were no idlers left, and the whole post house was very quiet.The maids came to clean up the room for the emperor, and after confirming that it was safe and tidy, they withdrew and rested in the next room.For a while, only the emperor and Mao Tuan were left in the room.

——A world of two!

The hairball quickly climbed onto the bed and rolled happily on it several times.After he stopped panting, he found the emperor sitting in the corner, looking at him coldly.

"Xiantuan is so energetic, so he warmed up the quilt for me."

Aha, isn't this exactly what the group wishes for?After receiving the order, Mao Tuan joyfully lifted a corner of the quilt, crawled into it with his whole body, and covered himself tightly in the quilt.Bai Shuyu saw a round ball protruding under the quilt that was crumpled by the hairball, and that part was exactly the same shape as the hairball, so he chuckled lightly.

While they were making noise, they suddenly heard two light knocks from outside the door.

"Enter."

It was Nightingale.He pushed the door open and entered the room, looking not very relaxed.

"how?"

The expression on Nightingale's face remained unchanged, but her eyes were gloomy.

"Report to the emperor. The subordinates found that there are two eyes staring at the post house."

"Oh?" Bai Shuyu didn't seem surprised when he heard the news, he casually put the book in his hand on the coffee table. "Whose eyes?"

Nightingale hesitated for a moment, then said, "Familiar breath, seems familiar."

The uncharacteristic behavior of Chief Wei made Bai Shuyu feel the particularity of the matter.He frowned, and let the chief guard follow him into the room.

"Is there an 'acquaintance' following my convoy?"

"Yes, Your Majesty. The subordinates can sense his breath. It's just..."

"Just what?"

Nightingale hesitated for a moment before saying: "This matter is a bit strange, and my subordinates are still unable to fully confirm the identity of the other party. I only know that he is currently hiding in this city of Yi, not far from the post house. He is in the dark, The post house is in the open, so I'm afraid it's not easy to take the initiative to attack, so we can only wait for him to approach first."