Mao Tuan always wants to attack me
Chapter 44
Bai Shuyu asked curiously, "Oh? What kind of story is this?"
Xiao Yuntian coughed twice, combining his meager memory and making up things to suit the situation, he began to speak:
"Once upon a time, there lived a princess in the castle. She was beautiful and charming, but she was taken by a beauty-loving devil. On a dark and stormy night, the devil sneaked into the castle where the princess lived..."
"Castle? What is a castle?"
Bai Shuyu suddenly interrupted the exit, Xiao Yuntian rolled his eyes and explained: "The castle is the place where the princess lives, just like... the palace where the emperor lives!"
Bai Shuyu frowned.So Xiao Yuntian continued: "The devil sneaked into the castle and 'stealed' the sleeping princess out, but during the escape, the hairpin on the princess' head fell to the ground. The next day, the princess in the castle People found that the princess was missing, and they were all panicked, but someone found a hairpin that fell from the princess's hair, and there were demon footprints beside it..."
"The devil's footprints?" Bai Shuyu questioned, "But how do the people in the castle know that the one who left the footprints is the devil? Just based on the footprints, why don't they think that humans stole the princess?"
"Because, ah, because the demon didn't wear shoes and left a claw-like mark, it is obviously not human!"
"Then why doesn't the devil wear shoes?"
Xiao Yuntian choked for a moment, his tongue got stuck all of a sudden, yeah, why doesn't the devil wear shoes...
"Uh... the devil has very strange looks and big feet, so I can't find the right size shoes." No, why do you care if the devil wears shoes or not!Xiao Yuntian skipped this question, and continued: "People are very worried about the appearance of demons. At this moment, a brave knight in the castle stood up and expressed to everyone that he is willing to go to find demons!"
He spoke more and more vigorously, "The devil lives in the deep mountains and old forests, where it is difficult for humans to reach, so the warrior summoned a flying dragon, and he rode the flying dragon over the thorns and landed outside the cave where the devil lived. He took out his sword and waved it, and shouted into the cave: 'Devil, I want to declare war on you'!"
Bai Shuyu tilted his head, "Why?"
Xiao Yuntian was taken aback, "Of course it's to save the princess!"
Bai Shuyu gave an "um" thoughtfully, with confusion in his eyes.Xiao Yuntian continued to speak: "As soon as the demon came out of the cave, the warrior rode a flying dragon, brandished a sword, and fought the demon for [-] rounds. Finally, the demon was defeated!"
"Well……"
"Finally, finally..." Mao Tuan rolled his eyes, rubbed his little hands excitedly, and said, "Finally, the warrior walked into the devil's cave and rescued the trapped princess! The princess opened her eyes and asked him 'Who is the brave? , did you save me?' The warrior nodded. The princess looked at the wound on the warrior's body because of her fighting, and was moved to tears. She fell happily into the warrior's arms and said..."
Seeing Bai Shuyu staring at him intently, Mao Tuan shook the bristling hair on the top of his head, trying hard to hold back the smirk in his heart.He narrated solemnly: "The princess was moved by the warrior's behavior. She said: 'Heroic knight, can you accept my love?' The warrior was surprised for a second, and then replied: 'Wait until I bring you back. Castle, I will marry you as my wife.'... The warrior picked up the princess and rode on the dragon, and they flew back to the castle safely... In this way, the princess and the warrior lived happily together forever!"
Xiao Yuntian randomly made up a story about a hero who saves the beauty and then embraces the beauty, and he has a small calculation in his heart.Mao Tuan covered his mouth with his front paws, and laughed secretly.Looking up, he saw Bai Shuyu looking at him expressionlessly, unmoved at all.
After Mao Tuan, who was trembling with laughter, finally calmed down, the emperor said, "Ha! Xiao Yuntian, the story is pretty good, but you don't want to drink too much."
Xiao Yuntian was startled, "Uh..."
Bai Shuyu walked up to the dragon, stared into Mao Tuan's eyes, sneered, and said, "There is something in your words, and I can hear the little innocence in your heart. But—"
As soon as he stretched out his hand, he picked up the fluffy ball from the dragon's back, narrowed his long and narrow phoenix eyes, looked up and down the fluffy ball with sharp eyes, and said with a smile, "Even if the story you told is true , your situation may not be able to copy the ending of the warrior in the story mechanically. Not to mention that I am not a weak "princess"; just because of your round and soft appearance, you are just a silly ball of hair when you look left and right , how can there be half of the prestige of a 'warrior'? How can a 'princess' like you?"
"Your Majesty, that's not the case!" Mao Tuan, who was lifted up in the air, was furious when he saw how he looked down on him.It clenched its small fists and kicked wildly with its short legs, "Has your majesty forgotten that today I successfully practiced the Soul Containing Art, broke into the enemy's formation with Feilong, passed all the way, and rescued you from that monster! You just talk about the first half of the story—did I ride a dragon to rescue you? Did I pick you up from the enemy army? Does the plot fit well?"
Bai Shuyu narrowed his eyes as if thinking, "Well, this is..."
Xiao Yuntian said in a hurry: "After I summoned the strange beast to rush out of the formation today, I only had one thought in my mind, and that was to rescue the emperor! In order to achieve this goal, I tried my best to condense my spiritual consciousness into The human form, just like in the story, can hold the beauty on the back of the dragon and bring the beauty back to the city..."
Bai Shuyu was silent for a moment, then suddenly asked: "So, Xiao Yuntian, you risked yourself to save me because I...beautiful?"
Xiao Yuntian was at a loss for words for a moment, he looked at the emperor who lifted him high, and thought to himself why the emperor's brain circuit is so strange?Even the most normal plot can be interpreted as a strange painting style in his mouth?
But Bai Shuyu stared at him firmly, so he had no choice but to stammer, "I came to save the emperor, and I have such a slight relationship with the emperor's beauty..."
Seeing Bai Shuyu's expression was wrong, Xiao Yuntian immediately added: "No, but, I like the emperor not only because of this! I, I, Xiao Yuntian, am not a superficial person who only looks at faces! "
Bai Shuyu's eyes were sharp, and he lowered his voice as if asking, "Oh? Why is that?"
"Ah, what, what..." Xiao Yuntian's eyes wandered around, and his mind became a mess, "Ah... Of course, the emperor is not only beautiful, but also strong in martial arts, spiritual power, and arrogant personality ... Cough, it's pretty good anyway!"
"So, Xiao Yuntian, do you like me?" Bai Shuyu spoke swiftly, pressing forward step by step, "Do you have feelings for me that surpass that of a monarch or a minister?"
"Yeah...what?" Xiao Yuntian was so dizzy by his question, he almost revealed his true thoughts, and when he woke up, his thoughts stopped immediately, "Your majesty, what are you talking about?"
Bai Shuyu stared at him closely, "Huh?"
"Ah, this, I, no..."
Xiao Yun looked around incoherently, sweating like a waterfall behind his back.He never imagined that he wanted to make up a story and had a clever trick with the emperor, but he was defeated by the emperor's magical brain circuit.Not only did he not wait for the opportunity to deceive the beauty, but he even got himself involved in it in a muddle-headed way!
He broke out in a cold sweat.The emperor's face looked extraordinarily soft under the moonlight, but at this moment he was looking at him quietly, with a slight sneer on the corner of his mouth, which made Xiao Yuntian unable to stop wanting to escape from here quickly and find a place to slit Get in!
——Suddenly tempted to speak the truth, Xiao Yuntian was made to cry by himself!Moreover, what will the emperor think of him in the future...I'm afraid that from now on, he, a guy with 'ulterior motives', will no longer be that stupid ball of hair on the emperor's bed that can roll around at will and let him rub it round and flatten!
Whoa whoa...
Bai Shuyu saw Maotuan hugging the top of his head with its front paws, with a look of despair on his face, and he snorted muffledly.He smiled secretly, but there was still no expression on his face.As soon as the hand was released, the hair ball fell back onto the dragon's back with a "poof".
Hairball shivered and closed her eyes, her face flushed pink.Hearing Bai Shuyu turn around and leave, leaving only a faint sentence.
"...If you have the heart, tell me your heart 'personally'."
The footsteps gradually receded, Xiao Yuntian opened his eyes, and watched the white figure leave leisurely, feeling regretful in his heart—what did he hear just now?
"If you have the heart, tell me your heart 'personally'." Xiao Yuntian pondered over this sentence over and over again.Suddenly, his eyes lit up.
The emperor did tell his thoughts clearly, but the emperor didn't laugh at him, or directly rejected him!What he meant was that he wanted to hear himself say this sentence "personally"... This means that he has something to play, right?
As soon as Mao Tuan opened his mouth, there were several "snoring" sounds.Xiao Yuntian hurriedly gave a "bah" in his heart, this is not possible!The emperor said that he wanted to hear it from himself. Doesn't that mean that all this is possible after he transforms back into a human form?
He moved his eyes down and looked at his chubby body. He expected that if he was the emperor himself, he would not accept the confession of a stupid hair ball.
Therefore, in order to get the beautiful emperor, Mao Tuan must practice hard from today, accumulate spiritual power, and transform back into a human form!
Xiao Yuntian felt that he was patted on the back.In the blink of an eye, he found that what was gently stroking on his back was the tip of the dragon's long tail.
"Huluhulu, Hulu?" Brother Long, you support me too, don't you?
"Hmph." Feilong nodded.
With Feilong's support, Mao Tuan, who had been sullen, became energetic all of a sudden, clenched his fists, and his fighting spirit was high.
"Hululu!" The hairball rolled off the flying dragon's back.Well, from today onwards, I have to step up and consolidate the content of Nahun Jue, and strive to embrace the beauty as soon as possible~ Brother Feilong, thank you for your blessings!
So this night, Xiao Yuntian practiced in his bedroom until late at night.Accompanied by the countless incantations of the Soul Containing Art in his mind, he had the most mysterious but most beautiful dream since he traveled through time.
Xiao Yuntian coughed twice, combining his meager memory and making up things to suit the situation, he began to speak:
"Once upon a time, there lived a princess in the castle. She was beautiful and charming, but she was taken by a beauty-loving devil. On a dark and stormy night, the devil sneaked into the castle where the princess lived..."
"Castle? What is a castle?"
Bai Shuyu suddenly interrupted the exit, Xiao Yuntian rolled his eyes and explained: "The castle is the place where the princess lives, just like... the palace where the emperor lives!"
Bai Shuyu frowned.So Xiao Yuntian continued: "The devil sneaked into the castle and 'stealed' the sleeping princess out, but during the escape, the hairpin on the princess' head fell to the ground. The next day, the princess in the castle People found that the princess was missing, and they were all panicked, but someone found a hairpin that fell from the princess's hair, and there were demon footprints beside it..."
"The devil's footprints?" Bai Shuyu questioned, "But how do the people in the castle know that the one who left the footprints is the devil? Just based on the footprints, why don't they think that humans stole the princess?"
"Because, ah, because the demon didn't wear shoes and left a claw-like mark, it is obviously not human!"
"Then why doesn't the devil wear shoes?"
Xiao Yuntian choked for a moment, his tongue got stuck all of a sudden, yeah, why doesn't the devil wear shoes...
"Uh... the devil has very strange looks and big feet, so I can't find the right size shoes." No, why do you care if the devil wears shoes or not!Xiao Yuntian skipped this question, and continued: "People are very worried about the appearance of demons. At this moment, a brave knight in the castle stood up and expressed to everyone that he is willing to go to find demons!"
He spoke more and more vigorously, "The devil lives in the deep mountains and old forests, where it is difficult for humans to reach, so the warrior summoned a flying dragon, and he rode the flying dragon over the thorns and landed outside the cave where the devil lived. He took out his sword and waved it, and shouted into the cave: 'Devil, I want to declare war on you'!"
Bai Shuyu tilted his head, "Why?"
Xiao Yuntian was taken aback, "Of course it's to save the princess!"
Bai Shuyu gave an "um" thoughtfully, with confusion in his eyes.Xiao Yuntian continued to speak: "As soon as the demon came out of the cave, the warrior rode a flying dragon, brandished a sword, and fought the demon for [-] rounds. Finally, the demon was defeated!"
"Well……"
"Finally, finally..." Mao Tuan rolled his eyes, rubbed his little hands excitedly, and said, "Finally, the warrior walked into the devil's cave and rescued the trapped princess! The princess opened her eyes and asked him 'Who is the brave? , did you save me?' The warrior nodded. The princess looked at the wound on the warrior's body because of her fighting, and was moved to tears. She fell happily into the warrior's arms and said..."
Seeing Bai Shuyu staring at him intently, Mao Tuan shook the bristling hair on the top of his head, trying hard to hold back the smirk in his heart.He narrated solemnly: "The princess was moved by the warrior's behavior. She said: 'Heroic knight, can you accept my love?' The warrior was surprised for a second, and then replied: 'Wait until I bring you back. Castle, I will marry you as my wife.'... The warrior picked up the princess and rode on the dragon, and they flew back to the castle safely... In this way, the princess and the warrior lived happily together forever!"
Xiao Yuntian randomly made up a story about a hero who saves the beauty and then embraces the beauty, and he has a small calculation in his heart.Mao Tuan covered his mouth with his front paws, and laughed secretly.Looking up, he saw Bai Shuyu looking at him expressionlessly, unmoved at all.
After Mao Tuan, who was trembling with laughter, finally calmed down, the emperor said, "Ha! Xiao Yuntian, the story is pretty good, but you don't want to drink too much."
Xiao Yuntian was startled, "Uh..."
Bai Shuyu walked up to the dragon, stared into Mao Tuan's eyes, sneered, and said, "There is something in your words, and I can hear the little innocence in your heart. But—"
As soon as he stretched out his hand, he picked up the fluffy ball from the dragon's back, narrowed his long and narrow phoenix eyes, looked up and down the fluffy ball with sharp eyes, and said with a smile, "Even if the story you told is true , your situation may not be able to copy the ending of the warrior in the story mechanically. Not to mention that I am not a weak "princess"; just because of your round and soft appearance, you are just a silly ball of hair when you look left and right , how can there be half of the prestige of a 'warrior'? How can a 'princess' like you?"
"Your Majesty, that's not the case!" Mao Tuan, who was lifted up in the air, was furious when he saw how he looked down on him.It clenched its small fists and kicked wildly with its short legs, "Has your majesty forgotten that today I successfully practiced the Soul Containing Art, broke into the enemy's formation with Feilong, passed all the way, and rescued you from that monster! You just talk about the first half of the story—did I ride a dragon to rescue you? Did I pick you up from the enemy army? Does the plot fit well?"
Bai Shuyu narrowed his eyes as if thinking, "Well, this is..."
Xiao Yuntian said in a hurry: "After I summoned the strange beast to rush out of the formation today, I only had one thought in my mind, and that was to rescue the emperor! In order to achieve this goal, I tried my best to condense my spiritual consciousness into The human form, just like in the story, can hold the beauty on the back of the dragon and bring the beauty back to the city..."
Bai Shuyu was silent for a moment, then suddenly asked: "So, Xiao Yuntian, you risked yourself to save me because I...beautiful?"
Xiao Yuntian was at a loss for words for a moment, he looked at the emperor who lifted him high, and thought to himself why the emperor's brain circuit is so strange?Even the most normal plot can be interpreted as a strange painting style in his mouth?
But Bai Shuyu stared at him firmly, so he had no choice but to stammer, "I came to save the emperor, and I have such a slight relationship with the emperor's beauty..."
Seeing Bai Shuyu's expression was wrong, Xiao Yuntian immediately added: "No, but, I like the emperor not only because of this! I, I, Xiao Yuntian, am not a superficial person who only looks at faces! "
Bai Shuyu's eyes were sharp, and he lowered his voice as if asking, "Oh? Why is that?"
"Ah, what, what..." Xiao Yuntian's eyes wandered around, and his mind became a mess, "Ah... Of course, the emperor is not only beautiful, but also strong in martial arts, spiritual power, and arrogant personality ... Cough, it's pretty good anyway!"
"So, Xiao Yuntian, do you like me?" Bai Shuyu spoke swiftly, pressing forward step by step, "Do you have feelings for me that surpass that of a monarch or a minister?"
"Yeah...what?" Xiao Yuntian was so dizzy by his question, he almost revealed his true thoughts, and when he woke up, his thoughts stopped immediately, "Your majesty, what are you talking about?"
Bai Shuyu stared at him closely, "Huh?"
"Ah, this, I, no..."
Xiao Yun looked around incoherently, sweating like a waterfall behind his back.He never imagined that he wanted to make up a story and had a clever trick with the emperor, but he was defeated by the emperor's magical brain circuit.Not only did he not wait for the opportunity to deceive the beauty, but he even got himself involved in it in a muddle-headed way!
He broke out in a cold sweat.The emperor's face looked extraordinarily soft under the moonlight, but at this moment he was looking at him quietly, with a slight sneer on the corner of his mouth, which made Xiao Yuntian unable to stop wanting to escape from here quickly and find a place to slit Get in!
——Suddenly tempted to speak the truth, Xiao Yuntian was made to cry by himself!Moreover, what will the emperor think of him in the future...I'm afraid that from now on, he, a guy with 'ulterior motives', will no longer be that stupid ball of hair on the emperor's bed that can roll around at will and let him rub it round and flatten!
Whoa whoa...
Bai Shuyu saw Maotuan hugging the top of his head with its front paws, with a look of despair on his face, and he snorted muffledly.He smiled secretly, but there was still no expression on his face.As soon as the hand was released, the hair ball fell back onto the dragon's back with a "poof".
Hairball shivered and closed her eyes, her face flushed pink.Hearing Bai Shuyu turn around and leave, leaving only a faint sentence.
"...If you have the heart, tell me your heart 'personally'."
The footsteps gradually receded, Xiao Yuntian opened his eyes, and watched the white figure leave leisurely, feeling regretful in his heart—what did he hear just now?
"If you have the heart, tell me your heart 'personally'." Xiao Yuntian pondered over this sentence over and over again.Suddenly, his eyes lit up.
The emperor did tell his thoughts clearly, but the emperor didn't laugh at him, or directly rejected him!What he meant was that he wanted to hear himself say this sentence "personally"... This means that he has something to play, right?
As soon as Mao Tuan opened his mouth, there were several "snoring" sounds.Xiao Yuntian hurriedly gave a "bah" in his heart, this is not possible!The emperor said that he wanted to hear it from himself. Doesn't that mean that all this is possible after he transforms back into a human form?
He moved his eyes down and looked at his chubby body. He expected that if he was the emperor himself, he would not accept the confession of a stupid hair ball.
Therefore, in order to get the beautiful emperor, Mao Tuan must practice hard from today, accumulate spiritual power, and transform back into a human form!
Xiao Yuntian felt that he was patted on the back.In the blink of an eye, he found that what was gently stroking on his back was the tip of the dragon's long tail.
"Huluhulu, Hulu?" Brother Long, you support me too, don't you?
"Hmph." Feilong nodded.
With Feilong's support, Mao Tuan, who had been sullen, became energetic all of a sudden, clenched his fists, and his fighting spirit was high.
"Hululu!" The hairball rolled off the flying dragon's back.Well, from today onwards, I have to step up and consolidate the content of Nahun Jue, and strive to embrace the beauty as soon as possible~ Brother Feilong, thank you for your blessings!
So this night, Xiao Yuntian practiced in his bedroom until late at night.Accompanied by the countless incantations of the Soul Containing Art in his mind, he had the most mysterious but most beautiful dream since he traveled through time.
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