Mao Tuan always wants to attack me

Seeing Mao Tuan throw himself into the trap, the boy rolled up his sleeves, his eyes sparkling with excitement.

"Master, don't worry—look at me!"

Before he had time to react, Xiao Yuntian was completely overturned by the boy's slap, and his round body suddenly fell to the ground.He was about to struggle when he felt a gentle stroking on his upturned belly.

Xiao Yuntian's body froze, and then, a feeling of electric shock came from his belly.

Hey - so cool!So comfortable!What, what's going on...

The boy's hands gently kneaded the soft belly of the hairball.An unusual sense of comfort spread from the place of contact, penetrating every inch of Xiao Yuntian's nerves.The hairball suddenly felt so comfortable that it lost its vigilance, its limbs stretched out, and its round body spread out into a cake shape.

"Haha! Master, I caught it! This way it won't run away again!" The young man smiled proudly, "Master, belly scratching is the most versatile way to deal with such a fluffy little beast! Hahaha..."

When Xiao Yuntian realized it, he had already become the boy's captive.Even he himself didn't know why after being stroked by the teenager for a while, he collapsed limply on the ground inexplicably as if he had lost his soul?

The boy lifted up the furball again.Xiao Yuntian resentfully kicked his short legs, and roared "hululu" a few times, but it was of no avail.

The master took the trembling hair ball from Dongming's hand, and looked at it carefully and cautiously.The man's scrutinizing gaze scanned every inch of Mao Tuan's body, Xiao Yuntian felt extremely uncomfortable, and trembled more and more.Suddenly, his body shook, and a numb feeling swept over his whole body. There were several "Zi Zi" sounds, and a dazzling electric light flashed in front of his eyes.

The master who was carrying him was hit by the sudden lightning on his wrist, he could not help but gasped and frowned.Dongming hurriedly said: "Master, be careful, the origin of this thing is unknown, it may react when it is frightened. Sigh, I don't know if it is poisonous or not."

After hearing this, the master put the hair ball on the ground.Xiao Yuntian was panting slightly, his whole body was sore and limp.The numbness on his skin just now made him feel very strange.Could it be that, as the boy said, this is the stress response of this hairball body?

However, the humans in front of them did not let go.The master squatted in front, looked at the fur ball carefully, and said: "Look at its snow-white fur and purple eyes, it is somewhat similar to the thrush snow beast on the snow mountain. But the thrush snow beast walks upright and has a slender body. , it’s not so round at all, and this thing—” He poked Xiao Yuntian’s limp body with his fingers, causing the hairball to tremble, “Could it be the cub of the thrush snow beast?”

"Master, looking at the appearance, it really looks like..."

What is Thrushcross Snow Beast?Still cubs?Still think I'm round?Bah, I am human, and so are my parents!

Xiao Yuntian was annoyed, but he couldn't refute.The old man suddenly smiled at him inexplicably, and licked the corner of his mouth, as if he saw a delicious prey.Xiao Yuntian panicked in his heart - it's over, it's over, it's over now, he doesn't want to get himself back to make soup, right?

"Snoring!" Help, don't eat me!I'm a human being, not a stupid hairball!

Regardless of Mao Tuan's desperate snoring, the master picked it up again, pinched it under his arm, and walked back with his legs raised.

Dongming shouted: "Hey, master, you are..."

The master grinned, a smile that couldn't be hidden on his face.He said: "Dongming, God is helping me—look, this small and exquisite body, with white and smooth fur, isn't it the type that our emperor likes the most?" Walking forward, "I have to quickly show this treasure to my wife!"

"Oh, sir, wait for me—"

Xiao Yuntian was pinched under the arm of this strong old man, and for a moment he only felt suffocated and coughed repeatedly.While bumping constantly as the master walked, he could barely see the surrounding scenery: rockery, vegetation, buildings... Obviously, this is not a park in modern society, but a courtyard of a certain family in ancient times!

He couldn't believe it: when he woke up, not only his body changed, but even the dynasty and place he lived in were completely changed. Where did he come to?What the hell is going on with all this!

"Where did the master go? I'm going to have dinner soon, why don't you come back..."

At the moment when he was upset, a pleasant female voice came to his ears.The master also stopped when he heard the sound.

Looking back, I saw a gorgeously dressed woman walking slowly accompanied by two young women.She has a dignified and beautiful face, wrapped in a robe made of exquisite silk and satin, embellished with various gold, silver and jewels, one can tell that she is noble and has an extraordinary origin.

When the master saw the woman approaching, he hurriedly came to her, his words could not hide his excitement: "Madam, Madam, I just found a good thing in the bushes in the backyard, look——" He couldn't wait to put it on The ball of hair under his arm was pulled out and held in front of her, "The general finally found it!"

The master smiled triumphantly.Madam saw her husband suddenly took out a snow-white ball of hair, she was taken aback for a moment, then took a few steps closer to observe carefully.When the little guy saw someone for the first time, he kicked his short legs twice, which made her feel very funny.

The lady stretched out her slender fingers.Xiao Yuntian was terrified when he saw this, and struggled vigorously.But she just gently stroked the fur of the fur ball, while coaxing softly: "Fair ball is good..." After scratching the round body of the hair ball, the lady showed a faint smile.

After all, unlike the reckless man, the lady's movements are very gentle.Comforted by her gentle touch, the hairball stopped shaking somehow.Probably, as Dongming said, the soft belly is indeed the weakness of the hairball. After being scratched, it feels so comfortable that it doesn't want to move.

Seeing that the hair ball was no longer moving around, the two little girls behind the madam came forward curiously, and after obtaining the master's consent, they boldly stretched out their hands and rubbed the soft hair ball.

"Wow... the hairball is so soft and cute!"

"It's so warm under the stomach!"

The little girls rubbed the soft hairballs and let out exclamations.

Xiao Yuntian obediently let them play with them curiously, making a low purring sound.Blinking and blinking, the cute expression caused the girls to scream excitedly.

"Oh my god...so cute!"

While poking the hairball's elastic body, the madam turned her face to the side and asked her husband, "This little beast looks lovely, but... what kind of strange beast is it? I have never seen it before."

The master coughed dryly twice, "Its coat color and pupil color are the same as the Thrushcross Snow Beast, it...it may be the cub of the Thrush Eyebrow Snow Beast." He added hastily, "Look, madam, this little thing is long Doesn't it suit our emperor's wishes to look delicate and cute? In a few days, the alien beast selection meeting will be held. If you take it to participate in the election, you may really be favored by the emperor. What do you think, madam?"

wait... what?Alien beast selection meeting?

Mao Tuan snorted twice, but no one paid attention.

The madam is not as irritable as the master.She put down her hand, looked at the master calmly, and said, "No one has ever seen this strange beast. How could the master present a strange beast of unknown origin to the emperor? What's more, the timing of its appearance was too coincidental, and it was just in time for the selection process." The eve of the imperial holy beast? My lord, it’s not a big deal not to be able to participate in the draft, but if this strange beast has some secret hidden in it and poses a threat to the emperor or the courtiers, wouldn’t it be a big loss?”

After hearing Madam's suggestion, the master also recovered from the initial ecstasy and gradually calmed down.

"Hey...if this one doesn't work...what should we do in the Mo family!"

The master's head drooped, and the flames of excitement in his eyes were completely extinguished, and he looked extremely depressed.

Seeing him like that, Madam was silent for a moment, then stroked the hairball for a while.She seemed reluctant to give up on this beautiful hair ball.After thinking about it for a while, she relaxed her tone and said, "There are still three days before the Holy Majesty's New Year's Ceremony. If we can find out the origin of this little beast before then, the master can safely take it to the draft."

Hearing her let go, the master cheered up again: "Okay, okay, Madam is reasonable! If you can confirm its identity, send it to the draft, and keep it to shine. Look at this soft fur, this cute belly , tsk tsk tsk——" As he spoke, he rounded and flattened Xiao Yuntian, who was rolling his eyes, into various shapes, "Ha, once our Mofu Maotuan comes on stage, we will definitely be able to pay tribute to other aristocratic families Comparing all others, you will gain the grace of the Holy One!"

Xiao Yuntian sorted out everything he had heard so far, and gradually came to understand: This master captured himself to present it to the emperor, and it was to participate in the beauty pageant of strange beasts? !

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Mo Mansion, in the study.

"Little hairball, open your mouth obediently and eat... come..."

"Huh...hululu!"

It was winter, and in a room lit with a warm incense burner, General Mo, the patriarch of the Mo Mansion in a thick robe, was sitting at the table, holding a small bowl and spoon in his hand, and was trying to pass the spoon full of meat soup to him. In the small mouth of the snow-white hair ball in front of him.

Xiao Yuntian saw that the young general fed him the meat soup mouthful by mouthful with a small spoon like coaxing a child, he was both amused and helpless in his heart.He had already been fed by the general for more than half a bowl, and his stomach was very distended, but his already chubby body made it impossible to see how full he was from the outside.

But the five big and three rough generals stubbornly judge themselves by the appetite of human beings.He persisted in handing the spoon to Maotuan, trying to stuff the remaining half bowl of porridge into Maotuan's mouth.

"Hey, hairball, why don't you eat it, huh?"

This rough-and-tumble general has only spoken in such a gentle way in front of two "people", one is his wife Bai Hui, the general's wife is also Princess Linghui, the cousin of the current Holy Majesty; God.Xiao Yuntian, who has the soul of a modern adult, was so coaxed by him, he really couldn't laugh or cry, but when he touched his round belly with his small hands, he only felt pain in his stomach.

In desperation, he tried to open his mouth wide.

General Mo thought that Mao Tuan'er was finally obedient, and was overjoyed. He hurriedly stuffed a large spoon full of meat soup into its mouth.Before that, Xiao Yuntian said loudly:

"belch--!"

General Mo was startled: "You little thing, are you hiccupping?"

Xiao Yuntian hurriedly nodded -- or rather, shook his body to express his affirmation.Who told him that his head and body were all connected into a ball?

General Mo was a little surprised when he saw this: Could it be that this little thing understood his words and was responding to him?