I thought I ordered a dummy boyfriend

There is no update for a week, the popularity of the simulated boyfriend has not subsided, and a group of readers have been waiting for the update all day long. Some newcomers still click into Shen Yumian's column while waiting for the update to share his other sweet articles. After reading it, I call it a fairy author, every novel is so sweet to my heart.

Weibo just reminded the update, and the article below immediately fell, after reading the update, quickly commented, and hurriedly went to Weibo to meet up, communicate, and it was very lively.

My love for hairy crabs: [Ahhhhh, sisters, did the two of them grow up eating cones! ! !How can it be so sweet! ! !I really laughed at my aunt all the way, and sisters, do you feel that our Lu Kuku is not cool at all, it is really gentle and pampering! ! !And I want to express my love to Da Da, Da Da must be a cute girl in her life, she grew up eating so much cuteness, so she can write such cute and sweet articles! ! !Love it greatly! 】

I don’t want to cheer up today: [Ahhhhhh, I like it so much, these two are really peerless and cute, they match so well, I can’t get enough of them no matter how I look at them, and there is also the matter of Shen Chen setting the alarm clock to get up, to be honest, I always I think it’s cueing me, hahahahahaha, it’s so engaging. I always feel like this every time I wake up, but Lu Lu is really too spoiled. After being tortured by the alarm clock like this, he can still be calm. After the appraisal, it’s true love Well, before we have to put it aside, that little irascible temper would probably be thrown out of the door with the alarm clock, hahahahahahaha, I actually miss the irascible Lu from the past a little bit. 】

It's not a sweet text, I don't like it: [I found that our emulated Lu is now good at talking about love. I seriously suspect that he did his homework in private, but I have no proof! ! ! 】

Be clever and wait for the update: [I have a contented face, it's not in vain that I've been waiting for a week, and I can't get enough of the sweetness of the two babies' daily life, so hurry up and update! ! ! 】

……

Shen Yumian’s new article was opened directly without pre-collection, and because of the subject matter, the collection was not high at the beginning, only over 1000 received, and some readers collected it because of love for Wu and Wu, and they themselves were not interested in criminal investigation themes. Not many readers read it, that's why there was such unscrupulous group ridicule on the forum.

He placed a bet on Shen Yumianpu.

Lu Ji spent 4 yuan all at once, the exposure rate increased slightly, more people browsed, and the collection gradually increased. Today, the number of words is enough to start the list. It has already received 2, and the position of the list is No.[-]. , the number one on the list is Xueluo Wuhen, with eight thousand collections.

With Xueluo Wuhen's high pre-receipts, coupled with the fact that he has been keeping up with hot topics recently, this book has finally made it to the top of the list.

The posts on the forum made fun of Shen Yumian every day, when the list came out, the posts started again, everyone was waiting to see Shen Yumian's jokes.

[Hahahahahaha, the good friends from the past are now on the same stage, Xue can finally feel proud this time, let us enjoy Pujie and Mian being slapped by a friend she once despised. 】

[Sweet text upstart may not have thought that he would be so fluttering in his life. To be honest, he seems to have always been the number one on the list. Every time he writes on the list, he has already received [-] to [-] yuan. This time he only received [-] yuan. He must be very happy. It's hard, it's like a cloud and mud. 】

[Hahahahaha, let's wait and see how the street and sleeping, being hanged online. 】

……

Li Yue had just finished watching the [-]D update of the imitation boyfriend, with a satisfied expression on his face, he had enough time to browse the forum, and saw this most popular post again, the good mood he had just clicked in was gone, and he rolled up his sleeves and started fighting.

Being outnumbered, and not knowing how to fight at all, it was a fiasco.

Li Yue was furious.

She couldn't understand how so many people liked Yu Mian, and Wen and Weibo were all praising her. Why did they all attack him when they came to the forum, and everyone was so malicious towards him, as if he had done it? Like something outrageous, it's heinous!

Li Yue has collected Shen Yumian's new articles, and has never clicked on them. She belongs to the readers of Aiwujiwu. At this time, people on the forum have been mocking him for writing criminal investigations beyond his control. Her liking for Shen Yumian made her Finally clicked on the new article, in line with the mentality of supporting Da Da even if you don't like it.

who knows--

I read the latest chapter in one breath. Each chapter of Shen Yumian's new article is basically [-] words. The chapters are explosive, which attracts people to read. The two protagonists have distinct personalities, which are very different from his previous protagonists. The interaction It's very tense, and it looks very exciting.

Li Yue fell into the pit again.

She is so popular! ! !I will definitely not rush! !You wait.

Then he turned around and started selling new Wen Anli in the group. The little sister in the group was used by her to imitate her boyfriend before. She refused at first, but later it was really fragrant. Now that she saw her, she started again. She was afraid of being slapped in the face, so she didn't refuse directly. I ran to see it.

Then I fell into the pit and began to wait for the update.

……

As soon as the list came out, Shen Yumian received a message from Xueluo Wuhen.

Shen Yumian even forgot that she was on the list today, just now she typed [-] characters in one breath, she was in a bad mood, crying and howling for Lu Ji.

When Lu Ji came in, he saw Shen Yumian's face was unhappy, he was crying just now.

"what happened?"

Lu Ji walked over.

Shen Yumian immediately acted like a kindergarten kid who was bullied by his classmates and went home to complain to his parents, angrily said: "Look, it's him, he was the one I talked about last time."

Lu Ji followed Shen Yumian's fingers, and his eyes fell on the chat page on the computer screen.

Xueluo Wuhen: Actually, there is really no need to spend money, and you are not good at this kind of subject matter, so you can just write your sweet essay, why bother?It’s just a waste of money. You can see that your collection hasn’t increased much, and it’s a waste of money. This is the first time that such a small collection is on the list. If you don’t know how to write this, don’t write it.

Lu Ji glanced at this passage quickly, and his face sank instantly, "What do you mean?"

"What he means is that I can't do it. I can only write sweet articles, but I don't have the ability to write new articles. I don't understand why he said these things to me. I can write whatever I like."

"Well, baby can write whatever he likes, our baby is the best, everything looks good."

Shen Yumian was praised and felt much better. She swept away the depression just now, and said with a smile: "You closed your eyes again, how do you know that everything I write looks good, did you read it?"

Of course Lu Ji read it, but obviously he couldn't say it, so he changed the subject.

There was another message in Xueluo Wuhen's words, Lu Ji faintly felt that something was wrong, and asked, "What did he say about throwing money?"

Shen Yumian's expression was speechless, "Do I seem to be such a generous person who can spend 4 yuan at a time?"

Lu Ji looked at him: "Huh?"

"That's right, there was a kid two days ago—" Shen Yumian swallowed the word friend, "A reader gave me 4 yuan for a new article, and what he meant was I threw money at myself."

As the party who spent 4 yuan on readers.

Lu Ji: ...

Seeing that Lu Ji didn't speak, Shen Yumian thought he didn't understand, so he explained to him: "That's right, we also have a natural list on our website, but after spending money, we can be listed on that natural list, with exposure, his It means that my writing is not good, so don’t spend money on yourself, wasting money.”

Lu Ji: ...

Shen Yumian still found it incredible, and asked again with a serious face: "No, do I look like that kind of rich man?"

Lu Ji lowered his head, and lightly touched the tip of Shen Yumian's nose with his lips, "Don't worry about idiots."

Shen Yumian:? ? ?

Shen Yumian:! ! !

It was Lu Ji's first swearing, and after Shen Yumian was shocked, he felt a little cute.

Shen Yumian felt that he was hopeless, and his filter for Lu Ji had reached a certain level.

Although I liked it in my heart, I still said falsely: "If you don't learn well, how can you scold others?"

Lu Ji knew Shen Yumian well, and saw that although he said this, his eyebrows and eyes were smiling, and knew that he was duplicity, so he also pretended to say: "Listen to my baby, don't scold people, but some people are not human."

Shen Yumian laughed, the bit of unhappiness caused by Xueluo Wuhen disappeared because of Lu Ji's words, and began to flirt at Lu Ji with sore hands and sore shoulders, greasy and crooked...

Lu Ji had deliberately learned about rewarding interaction for Shen Yumian before, but he never thought that his baby would be misunderstood by the idiot that he smashed it himself. In addition, he found out that the money tipped to Shen Yumian would be divided among the websites. Halfway through, I decided to stop.

Of course, all his money should be given to his baby alone.

After being listed on the list, Shen Yumian's new articles began to be full of firepower, and the collection grew rapidly. In addition, Shen Yumian had a lot of manuscripts, and each chapter was well written, and the number of people who read it gradually increased.

Originally, I wanted to see the sunspots on the forums where Yu Mian was hanged and beaten, but then I saw that Shen Yumian's collection of new articles had exceeded [-] in just a week, and the long-awaited Xueluo Wuhen had only gained [-]. Being overtaken by Shen Yumian, she was completely crushed by her own strength.

The group of people on the forum who had been jumping up and down since Shen Yumian wrote the article fell silent for a moment, and those who wanted to see Shen Yumian get hanged and beaten were in vain.

[... Xueluo Wuhen is also good enough, the collection is so high, and the collection has increased a little at No. 1 on the list, but he was beaten by the upstart of the sweet text. If I were him, I would be ashamed to find a piece of tofu to die. 】

[? ? ?Upstairs, what do you mean, according to the recent data, Xueluo Wuhen's increase is the passing line, and the rest of the list has only increased by two or three hundred, so according to what you say, they will all be killed by tofu! ! !What else is there to laugh at him, at least he can be at the top of the list, can you? 】

[Hehe, let's not talk about the dishes, and let me say Xueluo Wuhen, what are you talking about?It's not about you, what's so great about the first list, this issue's list is full of a group of chickens pecking at each other, don't say anything, can we, thank you, I was on the first list. 】

[I still don't believe that Yu Mian didn't rise so fast. How can anyone rise so scary? Could it be because she collected it? ? 】

【Probably! ! !I can't believe she is so good! 】

Li Yue was about to die of anger when she saw this. Originally, she saw that the data of Shen Yumian's new articles had risen so fast, so she deliberately came here to satirize this group of people in the post.

[You idiots, we are so powerful, stop spitting out your blood, don’t think that anonymous forums can talk nonsense and pour dirty water on us.

Just after sending the message, Li Yue found himself banned by the administrator for swearing.

Li Yue: Dirty words**

Shen Yumian's new article is about to enter v. He still has 10,000+ words in the manuscript, so don't worry about it. He has posted tomorrow v on the copy, and after v, it will be [-], and occasionally [-]. Thank you for your support.

Weibo synchronization reminder.

I don't read it if it's not a sweet article: [? ? ? ? ? After v, six thousand more? ?Occasionally ten thousand, am I blind?I'd like to see what this newly opened little fairy looks like! ! !Tick ​​the big one and only pet it alone! ! ! 】

Clown clownfish: [My wallet is already hungry|thirsty, hurry up v up v up, Xin Wen Chong Duck! ! !Sisters, it's really beautiful. I clicked in with the mentality of the sisters upstairs. After reading it, I just want to say something delicious! ! !Go see it! !If it doesn't look good, let's Shen Baobei never meet little 18! ! ! 】

I worked overtime again today: [? ? ? ?hello?What's up upstairs?Our baby Shen is already miserable enough, we have been in love for so long, let it be fine if we haven't met little 18, now we still have to be bullied by you! ! !Mom fans are the first ones who don't want to! 】

Clownfish: [Ahhhhh, I am also a mother fan, and I also love Baby Shen, so I am not willing to bet on his happiness, just to prove the authenticity of my Amway! ! ! 】

Excellent, excellent, really excellent: [Hahahahahaha, it's too bad that if you eat this Amway, you will never meet Little 18. 】

The moonlight is so beautiful tonight: 【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ! !It's really pretty! ! !Sisters, look at it quickly, it's too high, if it doesn't look good, let the simulation Lu have no jj. 】

Follow-up comments on this building:

[? ? ?Upstairs you are poisonous. 】

[Fuck, this is so fucking cruel. 】

[Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, you guys stop cueing us imitating Lu and Shen Baobao, what did they do wrong again! 】

[Let's go and see it, don't talk about it. 】

The author has something to say: Mianmian: Amway is fine, but there is no need to bet on my husband's lack of jj, thank you.

Lu Er: ...

Sorry for the late update, this chapter will give you red envelopes as compensation, until the next chapter is updated, I love you all.

Good night, thank you to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~

Thanks to the little angel who cast [Mine]: put on a vest and call for 1 ties;

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:

萱 3 bottles; 2 bottles of the world is not straight;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!