I thought I ordered a dummy boyfriend

Lu Shifeng: [smirk]

Lu Ji was very puzzled when he suddenly received a WeChat message from Lu Shifeng.

Lu Ji:?

Lu Shifeng: Baby, I really didn't see it before. I always thought that you must be a stickler when it comes to dating, but I didn't expect you to be so good at it. I really can't believe it. To be honest, did you secretly do some homework?

Before Lu Ji could reply, Lu Shifeng sent another emoji.

Lu Shifeng: [You are awesome.jpg]

Lu Ji: ... What?

I have no idea what he's talking about again?

Lu Shifeng: It's not interesting, I just suddenly felt emotional. I just finished watching "My Simulated Boyfriend and Me", which gave me a clear understanding of how my younger brother fell in love. It was a shocking discovery that my younger brother was better at falling in love than my elder brother.

Lu Ji: ...

Although I knew that Lu Shifeng would definitely find it, I didn't expect him to read all of them. How free is this president?

Lu Shifeng: But my sister-in-law is indeed very powerful. Before, I thought you were blinded by love and blindly confident, but I didn't expect it to be so.

Lu Ji finally heard what he liked to hear, and immediately accepted all praises from Mianmian, without knowing how to restrain himself, and replied: Of course, our Mianmian is the best.

Lu Shifeng: ...Okay, let's not talk about it, let me tell you something, your situation looks very pessimistic.

Lu Ji immediately became serious: Well, I know.

Lu Shifeng joked: But don't worry too much, the big deal is that you cry, make trouble, and hang yourself. I think your Mianmian likes you very much.

Lu Ji:.

Lu Shifeng: It's okay, I won't fight you anymore, slowly find a suitable time, test it to see if it's acceptable, it's best to be frank.

Lu Ji: Yes.

It's a little hard to find the right time, but wait, there will always be, Lu Ji comforted himself.

The time for Shen Yumian's new appointment to be saved in the manuscript box was nine o'clock in the evening. When the time was almost up, he clicked in and carefully checked the typos, and re-edited before exiting.

At nine o'clock, the manuscript was automatically sent out.

Lu Ji picked it up. When the article was updated at nine o'clock, he immediately commented on the article as "good-looking", becoming the first reader to comment on the novel, and then started to read it again. After reading it, he clearly felt like a bright mirror in his heart. But pretending not to see that the buried thread is serious, he commented on the discussion of the plot, and smashed it.

Because the new article is a criminal investigation theme, it is equivalent to not being pre-collected before, so the collection of novels is not high, and part of the collection is also because I like the author Yu Mian. I am not interested in criminal investigation themes, and the collection is not very popular. Interest, so compared with the comments of the simulated boyfriend next door, there is indeed a huge gap.

Fortunately, Shen Yumian was mentally prepared early in the morning, and didn't pay much attention to it. The comments were deserted, but he saw the comment of reader J147852369 at a glance, and he seemed to be reading it seriously.

Less than 10 minutes after the new article was posted, Shen Yumian's buttons kept flashing, and he clicked on a series of messages, which were editor Chenyan, teacher Qingqing, and Xueluo Wusheng.

Shen Yumian clicked on the messages one by one, and the top one was Xueluo Wusheng.

Xueluo Silently: I just read your new chapter, I think this kind of subject matter itself is not easy to write, plus you have always written sweet articles, the audience does not coincide with this subject matter, so there is a high probability that you will rush, I I think you should write about a hot topic. In my opinion, it is difficult to write well if the level of this topic is not enough.

This is really mocking Shen Yumian for not being good enough and only writing sweet essays.

Shen Yumian was so speechless, she pretended not to see it, and clicked off Xueluo's voiceless dialog box, so as not to worry about it.

Shi Qingqing is still the same way: My dear, wow~ I just read Chapter 1, it is well written, I really like to read this kind of subject matter, but there are too few people who write it, my dear, it is very well written .

Yumian: [The tie-tied bear bends down. Thank you.jpg]

The last one is the edited message.

Chen Yan: My dear, I have been busy for the past two days. I just read a new article about the subject of criminal investigation. I was a little surprised. How did you think of writing this subject?

Editing Chenyan seems to be asking casually.

Yu Mian: [Smiling face], I have written a lot of sweet articles, and I suddenly want to try other themes.

Editor Dust Smoke: Okay, dear, come on, the writing is great!

Yumian: [Little Bear Nods.jpg]

Seeing that the comment section was not very lively, Lu Ji was worried that his Mian Mian would be frustrated, so he opened WeChat and clicked on the top contact.

Shen Yumian had just finished replying to Koukou, when she heard a WeChat message reminding her, she took her phone over to have a look——

J147852369: Da Da’s new article is well written.

Just as Shen Yumian was about to reply, he saw the kid send another message.

J147852369: The writing is particularly attractive^_^

The emoji at the back was added by Lu Ji to imitate Bian Cheng's way of chatting on weekdays after a last thought to show off his cuteness.

I heard that everyone likes this way of chatting now, it doesn't matter if others like him or not, as long as he likes it.

Seeing this expression ^_^, Shen Yumian almost laughed out loud, what kind of retro expression is this?It really doesn't match up with today's kids!

but--

Mianmian: Thank you dear, as long as you like it, okay (*^▽^*)

Lu Ji saw that Shen Yumian had also sent a yuma, with such a big smiley emoji behind it, and felt very uncomfortable. Although it was sent to him, since Shen Yumian didn't know that J147852369 was him, so This is not for him.

Thinking of Lu Ji like this made him even more depressed.

At this moment, the last time the website forum complained about Shen Yumian's post, after Shen Yumian's new post was published, it became lively again.

Post: [Shocked, Yu Mian stretched out his hand to the criminal investigation, it's unbelievable]

Floor 321: [Come, come, Yu Mian posted a post, waited for a day, just counted, the new post has been posted for 10 minutes, and there are only more than 50 comments, hahahahahaha, this should be her first time The post is so bleak! ! !I think Pujie has made a reservation, hahahahaha. 】

Floor 322: [23333 is pretty aggressive, but a digression, a skinny camel is bigger than a horse. She posted more than 10 comments in 50 minutes. Some people post less than 24 in [-] hours. , hahahahahahaha, but this sweet upstart is not an ordinary person, I guess he will be crying somewhere. 】

Floor 323: [Indeed, it's really pretending, forcing the ship to capsize. She probably didn't expect her free simulated boyfriend to be so popular, and the new article prepared by Jingxin is so popular!whee. 】

Floor 324: [It's impossible for us and Mian to hide and cry. She will most likely go on Weibo and sell her fans badly. I've already thought out my lines. Why don't you bookmark me?Are you going to abandon me?Do you know that because you don't bookmark me, I'm going to the street?If you don't favorite me, I'll stop imitating my boyfriend, so please favorite me! 】

Floor 325: [Hahahahahahaha, you are laughing at me upstairs, there is a voice in my head, rushing to the street and sleeping, online threats! 】

……

Shen Yumian never browsed the website, didn't even know there was a forum, and didn't know anything about malicious posts on him in the forum.

On the contrary, a few readers saw the post, saw their favorite being ridiculed like this, and immediately went up to speak for her, but their combat effectiveness was too poor, and they were too weak to resist being scolded by netizens who had been scolding the forum all year round, so they had to quit their account and log off in depression.

The post that has been silent for a day is now very lively, full of ridicule and sleep, and occasionally a few righteous people can't stand it, saying what can you see in Chapter 1 just now?In the crowd of ridicule, there is no splash at all.

When Li Yue saw this post, she was really angry and couldn't figure it out. What were these people thinking? Why were they so hostile to such a cute cub like her?

All waiting!

Sooner or later, there is a price to be paid for speech.

Being ridiculed for hiding in a corner and crying so much, Shen Yumian had just finished kissing Lu Ji in eight cameras.

Don't talk about crying at this moment, my eyes are almost laughing, there is no trace of the miserable appearance they said.

Shen Yumian got up, took a look at the calendar on the bedside table.

Lu Ji watched him draw with a pen.

Facing Lu Ji's puzzled gaze, Shen Yumian coughed: "Today is another day, and it's one step closer to meeting my little 18."

Lu Ji: ...

Shen Yumian saw that Lu Ji silently took the quilt and focused on covering his coveted part, and immediately rushed over, "Little brother, what's the matter with you? Are you so shy?"

Lu Ji: ...

God damn little brother, who has learned a mess from whom.

Shen Yumian couldn't pull it off, hummed, he couldn't be the overlord, he dreamed about it, but his thin arms and legs were not enough for Lu Ji to practice, so he gave up.

"Hmph, time passes quickly anyway, when the time comes, let's see how you hide it. There's nothing to be embarrassed about. An ugly daughter-in-law always wants to see her parents-in-law."

Besides, he had glimpsed it before, and it was quite... pretty, not ugly!

Lu Ji's face turned dark when he heard this.

God damn ugly daughter-in-law always wants to see her in-laws.

Shen Yumian saw that Lu Ji closed his eyes, "Little brother, did you just sleep like this???"

Hearing this, Lu Ji stretched out his hand to pull Shen Yumian into his arms, and said angrily, "Shut up and go to sleep."

Shen Yumian struggled and struggled to get up, shouting: "Light, the light is still on!"

Lu Ji let go.

After turning off the light, Shen Yumian spoke again, with a rather emotional tone, "Little brother, you haven't told me to shut up for a long time, and I still—"

All the words were swallowed back.

Shen Yumian's kisses stopped, and Lu Ji finally didn't have to hear the name "little brother" anymore.

It's just that the price of betting on Shen Yumianzui is a bit painful.

Lu Ji silently turned around and was facing Shen Yumian, reciting the meditation mantra silently.

Shen Yumian finally came to his senses, seeing Lu Ji with his back turned to him, he quickly stretched out his finger.

poke.

Lu Ji: ...

Poke again.

Lu Ji had no choice but to turn around, Shen Yumian was satisfied, leaned over, and whispered: "Little brother, good night, okay!"

Lu Ji: ...

The author has something to say: Lu Er: God damn little brother

It was too difficult for me, I just had to work overtime today, and I fell down after taking a shower at night, and broke a big hole in my wrist, and it hurt so much that I was about to suffocate when typing.

Good night, thank you to the little angels who voted for me to overlord or irrigate the nutrient solution~

Thanks to the little angel who voted [Bazooka]: wear a vest and call it a tie;

Thanks to the little angel who voted [Mine]: 1 rock sugar orange heart stuffing;

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:

Paranoid_20 bottles; Mao Afei 5 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!