I thought I ordered a dummy boyfriend

Shen Yumian just loves to chatter, but in fact he can't resist flirting at all. As soon as Lu Ji answered the words, he instantly became honest, picked up the fitness ball like a normal person, and actually his thoughts flew out of the sky.

I'm wondering if it's a good idea to write about the male queen and the fake eunuch.

Lu Ji sat on the sofa, put his arms on the backrest casually, and looked at him.

Shen Yumian withdrew his wandering thoughts and prepared to exercise, but when he noticed Lu Ji's gaze, he was a little off, so he couldn't help it, raised his head and said, "Don't keep staring at me, it will affect my fitness."

Lu Ji: ...

Then the TV was turned on, and Lu Ji's eyes shifted, but his peripheral vision was still on Shen Yumian.

Shen Yumian hugged the ball and went around Lu Ji's back, pressed and touched the fitness ball, and began to stretch his body. One movement was too violent, and his face wrinkled suddenly, and he shouted: "Lu Ji!!!"

Lu Ji turned around, "What's wrong?"

Shen Yumian stretched out his hand towards him, with a depressed expression on his face, "Pull me quickly, I seem to be twisted."

Hearing this, Lu Ji hurriedly got up and walked over to help him up. He was a little speechless, and Shen Yumian was also speechless. Sitting on the sofa, Lu Ji cushioned him with a pillow.

"is it serious?"

"I don't know, it seems that I can't exert myself."

"Go to the hospital for a checkup." Lu Ji said that he was going to hug Shen Yumian.

Shen Yumian immediately raised her voice, and refused: "No need, no need, it's not that serious, it'll get better slowly, maybe I just got full and I bent too hard."

Lu Ji knew that Shen Yumian was squeamish, so if he bumped into him, he would moan and chirp and act like a baby to him for a long time. If it was really serious, he would probably have moaned already. Now it's like this, it shouldn't be a big problem.

Shen Yumian picked up the remote control and tuned a variety show.

Lu Ji sat down beside him, with a worried expression on his face, Shen Yumian tilted his head to look at him, he was still depressed, but when he saw this, he smiled unconscionably, "Lu Ji, are you so worried?"

"Actually, you don't have to worry. We don't need that. If it breaks, it will break. What are you afraid of!"

After understanding what he meant from Shen Yumian's mean expression, Lu Ji's face turned dark, and he said angrily, "Say nonsense."

Shen Yumian said straightforwardly: "There's no talking nonsense, it's just the truth. Besides, I'm not on top, and I don't need to exert myself. I'm fearless!"

I have a pretty clear understanding of my own position.

Lu Ji: ...

Seeing that Shen Yumian didn't care at all, but rather proud of it, Lu Ji was annoyed and thought it was funny, so he leaned over and whispered something in Shen Yumian's ear.

!!!

Shen Yumian almost sat up when she heard the words, her snow-white skin turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye, as if soaked in red wine, the color was extremely beautiful.

Lu Ji's heart skipped a beat.

Now he can only take advantage of it and tease Shen Yumian, but he can't do anything.

She still didn't dare to be too intimate with Shen Yumian, for fear of a reaction.

Shen Yumian stretched out his hand to cover his steaming face that seemed to be gurgling.

Lu Ji really learned badly! ! !

He wasn't like this before! ! !

Just said that! ! !

After Lu Ji finished speaking, he felt a little uncomfortable, so he sat down again and pretended to watch TV.

The host of the variety show was enlivening the atmosphere at the moment, and there was a hahaha, but the two of them were not paying attention to it.

Shen Yumian opened his mouth first to break the silence between the two, and whispered: "Then what, I'm a little thirsty."

Lu Ji gave a "hmm", then stood up and brought over the cup on the dining table, which was soaked in lemonade. After Shen Yumian ate such fried chicken, Lu Ji specially soaked it for him to relieve his greasy, Shen Yumian After receiving it, his fingers touched Lu Ji's hand, and he immediately curled up like a hot hand, and then cursed himself secretly, what a future, his boyfriend, what's wrong with touching hands?

Shen Yumian lamented that he was not thick-skinned enough, he was too reserved, otherwise he would be blushed by what Lu Ji said, and if he had a thick skin, he might have directly proved it himself just now.

Hasn't he gone to the little 18 he's been thinking about so far?He was just too reserved, completely ignoring the most important reason why he couldn't beat Lu Ji.

Thinking wildly like this for a while, Shen Yumian took a sip of lemonade, and only then did he feel his enthusiasm dissipate, and even washed away the messy things in his mind.

Shen Yumian honestly rested for a while and felt better, and started to jump up and down again. Lu Ji put away his fitness ball and forbade him to play. Shen Yumian didn't care, and planned to record him and Lu Ji, so he Went to the study.

Lu Ji then went to the bedroom and walked to Shen Yumian's snack basket, thinking that Shen Yumian had to count how much each item was before eating snacks, Lu Ji got a headache, this is such a strange habit.

The last "mouse" hadn't been caught yet, and there was no shortage of one more.

Lu Ji picked a few stuffed ones, sat on the bed, turned on the phone, saw the reminder of the private message on Weibo on the page, sat up straight, and clicked on it.

Yu Mian: Dear, thank you for liking, but don’t waste money, give me Alipay, and I will transfer the money you invested to you, [cute]

Lu Ji immediately ate all the biscuits in his hands, freed his hands to type, and then deleted the words "no Alipay". .

After clicking on Shen Yumian's Weibo about the new article, Lu Ji immediately liked it and commented: "I'm looking forward to it."

He has done a little homework now, and he already knows what Nianxia means. Shen Yumian's new article is still Nianxia. Fortunately, Shen Yumian's character is not like Shen Yumian's, otherwise Lu Ji will be jealous again. .

After Shen Yumian finished writing the imitation boyfriend, she sent it out directly and reminded her on Weibo.

Yu Mian: More, today is Lu, who is gentle and a bit bad, yes, after that, the update time of the new article will be fixed at [-]:[-] every night, and the simulated boyfriend will continue to update, but the time cannot be determined, and the two of them are now communicating with each other Lah, I guess it will be a small daily life of sprinkling sugar in the future, thank you for your love during this time. [hold heart]

Damn it, I worked overtime again today: 【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, finally updated, this chapter Lu Lu Lu Lu is really good, su and flirtatious, after reading it, I want to fall in love, and today I also shed tears for the love of the paper man One day, I feel energetic after working overtime. 】

Young fans: [Hello ←_← Lu Lu, what's the matter with you? ? ?Who did you learn from?Why are you talking so much now?It wasn't like this before, before Shen Shen didn't say anything, he just turned black. Now, tsk tsk tsk, it's really coquettish, but Lu Lu in this chapter really verified the guesses of the sisters, and it's definitely not a simulation person. How can an imitator be so good at it! !applaud. 】

Clown Clownfish: 【Ahhhhhhhhh! !God, what the hell did I see! ! !Lu Lu is actually talking dirty, "you can use it when you are navel and orange", my mother! ! !You emulator! ! !You can't just talk and don't do it! !If you have the ability, you do it! !Mom orders you to do it now. 】

Keen on grabbing the sofa: [Hahahahahahaha, I'm dying of laughter, Shen Chen is so cute, he really positioned himself too correctly, I think we can counterattack, you have to dare to challenge yourself. 】

Follow-up comments on this building:

[Fuck, sister sofa, please stop your incredible thoughts! ! ! 】

[? ? ?Is it because our simulated Lu's face is not dark enough?Or is our emulation of Lu fist not enough for Shi Geng?What made you have this horrible thought? 】

[? ? ? !Fuck, the couch sisters are poisonous. 】

User 22333: [Just ask if you don't understand, what do navel and orange mean?Everyone, don't spray, I really don't understand, so Lu Lu, why don't you explain it in detail?Or Shen Chen will show us a demonstration by himself, and add a dog head to prove himself! 】

I just want to watch the cp Jiang Jiang Niang Niang: 【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! !Oh my god, I'm crazy, come on and write quickly! ! !I want Kang Kang! 】

After Lu Ji watched the update,

Comment on Weibo——

J147852369: [Come on new article, I will update it every day. 】

……

After Shen Yumian finished posting on Weibo, she saw the private message reminder, so she clicked on——

J147852369: No, I just dropped it because I like it. The writing is beautiful, and I never use Alipay.

When Shen Yumian saw the news, he scratched his bangs, wondering if children nowadays don't need Alipay?

Incomprehensible, only:

Yu Mian: Thank you for liking it, then please give me your WeChat ID.

Received the message as soon as it was sent.

J147852369: J147852369

After Lu Ji finished posting, he felt that Shen Yumian was too defenseless, and it was easy to trust others, so he still needed to be educated later.

Shen Yumian searched with her mobile phone, the profile picture was the same as Weibo profile picture, and it happened that Shen Yumian's WeChat profile picture was also similar to Weibo profile picture, it really looked like a couple's profile picture.

Fortunately, the other party is still a child.

After Lu Ji clicked through, he saw Lu Shifeng's message.

Lu Shifeng:?What's the matter with your avatar?I haven't seen you change your avatar for thousands of years, why did you suddenly change your avatar?

Lu Ji ignored it directly, quickly clicked on Shen Yumian's circle of friends, and then fell silent.

Friends only show the Moments of the last three days.

Lu Ji could only return it, and then changed Shen Yumian's note to Mianmian.

Send reminders to transfer money.

Seeing this, Lu Ji immediately clicked back.

Mianmian:? ? ?What's the matter?

J147852369: No, I only gave it because I said I like Da Da and novels.

Mian Mian: ...

J147852369: And the money is all my own, not my family's, so don't worry about it.

Mianmian:? ? ?

Why are the kids nowadays so powerful?

J147852369: I earned it myself.

Shen Yumian was hit so hard, he clicked on Lu Ji's circle of friends, and saw that there was nothing in it, even a sentence of introduction was blank.

Mian Mian: Great~ But don’t waste money in the future.

J147852369: No waste.

How can it be a waste to spend money on one's own daughter-in-law.

The author has something to say: I worked overtime today, my head was a little bored, and I stumbled a bit when I wrote it. Everyone, let’s make do with it. Good night