I thought I ordered a dummy boyfriend

"Lu Ji!!!"

Lu Ji looked at the chat page, and before Shen Yumian came to ask him for a WeChat account, it was Shen Yumian who called him.

Across the wall, Shen Yumian's magic voice continued, calling him continuously.

Lu Ji thought for a while and quickly replied to Shen Yumian with a smile, then put away the phone.

"What's wrong?" Lu Ji walked into the study.

Shen Yumian's Ji swallowed it before he could shout out.

Lu Ji walked over.

Shen Yumian immediately opened his arms towards him, and said with a depressed face: "Lu Ji, give your poor and cute baby a hug!"

Lu Ji stopped in front of Shen Yumian, reached out to hug him, "hug."

"Woooooh, baby, let me tell you, I've been hit again. Now I hate not only the rich, but also the good ones, especially the ones who are the oldest!!!"

Lu Ji: ...

Silence is golden. At this time, you must keep silent. It is the right choice to listen to your wife's complaints quietly. When necessary, complaining with him will increase the relationship between the couple. When your wife complains, you must learn to listen and occasionally say Words such as "yes, yes, that's right", "that's how it is", and "I hate it too" will make the daughter-in-law even more happy.

The above content is one of the sentences in Lu Ji's love book: how to deal with a daughter-in-law's complaints.

but--

What Shen Yumian complained about caused Lu Ji to shoot several arrows in the knee.

Lu Ji, who is rich and educated, doesn't know how to answer the conversation at the moment.

Still silence is golden.

Shen Yumian didn't get a response, so he hummed, let go of Lu Ji, raised his face and asked, "Lu Ji, why don't you ask me what's wrong? Why are you so emotional? What do you mean by not saying a word?" !!! Don't you care what I think?"

Lu Ji: ...

At this time, silence is not golden, it is death.

Lu Ji resolutely followed what was taught in the Love Book, and said, "I hate it too."

Shen Yumian's expression slowly turned into a question mark.

"You hate it too? No, what do you hate too? How can you hate it!!! Your character design is to learn well, age first, you are worth more than 1000 million, and look at the shoes you are wearing, global limited edition , you are not worthy to say that."

Lu Ji: ...

The desire to survive made Lu Ji blurt out: "Then you hate me?"

Lu Ji lowered his eyes and looked at Shen Yumian, with a trace of helplessness in his deep black eyes, Shen Yumian immediately became honest, and wrapped his arms around him again.

"How is that possible? I like you the most. You are my big baby."

With a smile on his brows and eyes, his voice is soft and sweet.

Lu Ji's heart moved, he lowered his head and kissed Shen Yumian, tasting it lightly on his lips.

Shen Yumian blushed again in a hopeless manner.

The pit was about to be opened, Shen Yumian planned to retreat again, and Lu Ji was not allowed to stay in the study, the reason was that if Lu Ji was there, he would distract his concentration and make it impossible for him to type honestly.

Lu Ji, who was once again forcibly given the title of Demon Concubine, had no choice but to choose to go out in silence, so as not to be charged with harassment.

Lu Ji went back to his bedroom, opened Weibo, and found that the message had been read and he would not reply.

"..."

Lu Ji was very upset that his wife's WeChat account hadn't been added yet.

Coincidentally, Jiang Zhao hit the muzzle of the gun.

After taking the lead in the group to light wax for Lu Ji that day, I felt that this move was not enough for my brother. How could my brother for so many years laugh at him when he was in the most difficult time, so I sorted out my years of experience in picking up girls overnight An electronic version was sent to the brothers, and it was named Love Collection.

And boast to Lu Ji, after familiarizing with these laws of love, even if he loses his horse, he will not go to the crematorium.

Lu Ji accepted it with half-belief, and went through it quickly.

For the content inside, there are only six ellipses.

But he has a good memory and a photographic memory, so those sentences appeared in Shen Yumian's mind when he complained just now.

Jiang Zhao: Lu, how's it going?How is my love book?Is it very useful?Husband and wife get along more harmoniously?

Lu Ji: [smiles]

Jiang Zhao:? ? ?What kind of attitude is this?If you look like this, I won't be sad, it's my painstaking work, I stayed up all night to tidy up for you, so I paid the price, my handsome Two giant panda signs appeared under my eyes the next day, which seriously affected my image. It’s fine if you don’t thank me well, but you still dare to mock me?

Lu Ji: ...

Jiang Zhao: Really, you should study hard. Although you have been known as a god of learning since you were a child, that has not been reflected in your relationship. You are an elementary school chick with zero love, and you still have to listen to your brother. This Learn the Book of Love well, don't insult your title of learning god, and you don't have to poke your waist after learning to fall off the horse. I will save you two kidneys. This is for the sake of your future happiness, otherwise people will catch up , what if it doesn’t work?So, remember to thank me when you marry a wife.

Lu Ji didn't bother to talk to him, and returned it together with his nonsensical and useless love book, and blocked it together with an expression on his face.

Also, the circle of WeChat friends is quiet.

Lu Ji decided to wait a little longer, maybe Shen Yumian would ask him for WeChat after typing.

After Shen Yumian finished typing, it was late at night again. Looking at the number of words displayed on the document, he was satisfied. At this moment, he is a rich man.

Save another [-] tomorrow, there is no pressure to open the pit, and there is no fear. Shen Yumian stood up happily and moved her body. When Lu Ji heard the movement, he came over.

Shen Yumian looked at the time, and said unexpectedly: "Haven't you slept yet?"

"Yeah." Afraid that he might misunderstand again, Lu Ji immediately added: "Waiting for you, I want to sleep with you."

"Oh~~~" Shen Yumian had a smirk on his face when he heard the words, and said meanly: "Do you want to sleep with me? Where do you want to sleep with me?"

Lu Ji: ...

Shen Yumian grinned and leaned over: "Why don't you talk? Let me guess, does my little 18 miss me? Want to sleep with me."

Lu Ji knew that he had a good mouth and a cannon, so he said helplessly, "Stop making trouble and go take a bath."

Shen Yumian immediately hummed and said coquettishly: "I'm so tired, I don't want to move anymore, you can hug me."

Saying that he was about to yawn, he leaned towards Lu Ji, Lu Ji caught him, Shen Yumian buried his face in his shoulder and closed his eyes.

Smelling the smell of Lu Ji's body, I feel at ease.

Lu Ji directly stretched out his hand to hug him horizontally, Shen Yumian was so sleepy that he didn't realize it at all.

Writing the plot is too much brain work, his head is like a paste now, he is sleepy and tired, he is too lazy to move at all.

Lu Ji directly carried Shen Yumian back to the bedroom, gently put him on the bed, then went to the bathroom to get hot water and came back with a towel.

Shen Yumian had already fallen into a deep sleep, and seemed to be in a good mood. The corners of his lips rose in his sleep. Lu Ji wiped his face with a towel. Glancing at him and wiping his hands again, Shen Yumian moved a few more times, and she was still cooperative.

Lu Ji wrung out the towel again, and when he grabbed Shen Yumian's feet, Shen Yumian opened his eyes without warning.

"What do you want to do?" The voice sounded confused after waking up.

Lu Ji: ...

After Shen Yumian glanced blankly at the towel in Lu Ji's hand, she woke up instantly, and quickly pulled her foot back.

"That's the towel I wash my face with, and the towel I wipe my feet with is that brown one! Baby, how can you be so careless?" Shen Yumian paled in shock.

Lu Ji turned black when he heard the words.

He didn't know that Shen Yumian divided a towel so meticulously. In his opinion, Shen Yumian was clean, and his feet were even more tender and white.

Shen Yumian thought that Lu Ji didn't have that kind of awareness, so he gave him a popular science: "Although they are all part of your body, there is no need to classify them into different categories, but when it is time to pay attention, you should pay attention to it. Face towels and foot towels can’t be shared, and you have to share the face and foot towels in the future.”

Lu Ji's face turned darker when he heard the words, and he couldn't bear it anymore and said, "Shut up."

He never mixed it.

Shen Yumian was suddenly violent, and immediately fell silent for a while, and after a while, she said: "You haven't attacked me for a long time——"

Seeing this, Lu Ji immediately softened his face, and wanted to coax him, but he raised his head, his eyes were bright, and said the next sentence: "I still miss you a little."

Lu Ji: ...

Shen Yumian sighed: "You've been too gentle lately, I'm not used to it, it always feels a little unreal, how cool you were before, you always ignored me every day, you always get black face, now you're black face Fewer times."

Lu Ji couldn't figure out what he was thinking, so he asked tentatively, "Do you like something cooler?"

Shen Yumian touched his nose, "That's not true."

Seeing Shen Yumian's action, Lu Ji thought it was his guilty conscience.

So Shen Yumian likes him who is cool?

Upon hearing this information, Lu Ji: ...

Shen Yumian looked at Lu Ji frowning, and asked puzzledly, "What's wrong?"

Lu Ji looked at him, a little embarrassed: "I can't say no to you now, and I can't be cool."

Shen Yumian:? ? ?

? ? ?He didn't mean that! ? !He also likes the current Lu Ji very much!

Before Shen Yumian could open his mouth, he heard Lu Ji speak again, and those fierce eyes in the dark night became quiet, with some seriousness, and looked at Shen Yumian.

The magnetic sound is even more pleasant in the quiet night.

He said: "Now I revolve around you every day. When you are sad, I feel distressed. If you are unhappy, I just want to coax you to make you happy. Even your occasional unreasonable troubles, I think it is very cute."

Shen Yumian's long eyelashes fluttered, and she was at a loss when faced with Lu Ji's sudden confession.

I feel sweet again in my heart.

Still let people sleep well?

Shen Yumian was extremely shy, and at the same time her heart was so beautiful that she didn't know what to say.

This is the first time that Lu Ji has spoken love words to him.

After a long time.

Shen Yumian just opened his mouth, and there was still some embarrassment hidden in his voice, "You are so nasty."

Lu Ji: ...

"Sleep and sleep, so sleepy."

Shen Yumian quickly lay down, turned over, and turned his back to Lu Ji, his face was burning hot at the moment.

Lu Ji lay down in silence, and began to wonder, did Shen Yumian really like him who was cool before?

The author has something to say: Lu Ji: Heh, man!Just like this after coaxing me into your hand?

Mian Mian: I'm not, I haven't, don't talk nonsense.

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