I thought I ordered a dummy boyfriend

Shen Yumian doesn't feel like squeezing toothpaste like before, but now inspiration is like a volcanic eruption, and he can't stop it. Lu Ji came in, but he didn't notice. He was immersed in the story, and Lu Ji couldn't help it when he saw it. I didn't bother him, sat across from him and looked at him.

Lu Ji, who knew his mind clearly, looked at Shen Yumian again at this time, with an indescribable feeling, the more he looked at it, the more he liked it.

Shen Yumian's face is tender, and it's not an exaggeration to say that he is a high school student just from his appearance, with exquisite eyebrows and eyes, pink lips, and a quiet and silent appearance, which is very confusing.

It's just too good at chattering, sometimes that small mouth is too irritating, Lu Ji thought to himself.

But sometimes it's nice to say something.

Lu Ji had conflicting thoughts for the first time.

Shen Yumian was typing carefully, while Lu Ji was watching him from the side.

The two of them don't disturb each other, and there is only the sound of typing on the keyboard in the room, which is rarely harmonious.

Outside the window, day changed to night, until the last street light went out, Shen Yumian finally felt tired, stretched his waist, and yawned halfway before seeing Lu Ji sitting opposite him.

Four eyes facing each other.

???

Shen Yumian closed his half-open mouth, his beautiful eyes blinked again and again, because of staring at the computer for a long time, there was some redness hidden in his eyes, and tears dripped from the end of his eyes due to sleepiness, under the light, his skin was fair Almost transparent, the whole person looks great.

Lu Ji was moved.

Shen Yumian rubbed his eyes, then rubbed his eyes again, and looked at Lu Ji in a daze.

"Why are you not sleeping yet?"

"Wait for you."

Shen Yumian glanced at Lu Ji suspiciously, a little puzzled, and asked wonderingly: "What are you waiting for me? You usually go to bed early—"

Before finishing the rest of the sentence, Shen Yumian immediately widened his eyes when he thought of something, "Are you still guarding against me!"

Lu Ji: ...

He thinks Shen Yumian, who is still quiet, is cuter, and makes people angry when he speaks.

Seeing that Lu Ji didn't speak, Shen Yumian thought that he was acquiescing, and was speechless immediately, and said angrily: "You are measuring the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain, what are you doing? I am the kind who can sneak, touch, touch Human? Are you so guarded against me, and sleep so tightly that you surround yourself so tightly?"

Lu Ji: ...

"I tell you, from now on you will beg me to see, beg me, touch, me, me..." Although Shen Yumian wanted to speak harshly, but——

His real thoughts won't allow it.

He did think about that or something.

"I" for a long time, and finally said with a haughty face: "I think about it."

Lu Ji wanted to laugh when he heard this, but in fact he did.

There was an obvious smile on the handsome face, with a little pampering.

Shen Yumian only thought that he was laughing at himself, and felt that what he said just now was very embarrassing, but he had no choice but to say something that was too contrary to his will, so he snorted heavily, "I won't tell you anymore, I'm going to take a bath .”

"Have you washed it?" No need to think about it, I know that this bath maniac must have washed it.

He just asked casually.

Sure enough—"washed."

Shen Yumian said "Oh", and went to the bedroom to look for clothes, Lu Ji followed him, Shen Yumian looked at him, and felt that something was wrong.

After Shen Yumian found her clothes, she saw Lu Ji standing aside and said, "Why do I think you're a little weird today?"

But what exactly is abnormal, he can't say.

Knowing the situation, Lu Ji pretended to be stupid: "Is there?"

Shen Yumian scratched his face, "No?"

Lu Ji refused to admit it, "No."

Well, when Shen Yumian walked out of the bedroom, he added, "Go to sleep quickly, don't worry, I won't do anything to you, it's really unnecessary!!!"

Lu Ji: ...

He really didn't mean that.

After Shen Yumian finished washing, he thought that Lu Ji had already fallen asleep after receiving his promise, but who knew that the light was still on, Lu Ji was not asleep, what time is it!

"... Am I that untrustworthy?"

Shen Yumian's hair was wet, and he went to bed with moisture, and looked at Lu Ji speechlessly.

Lu Ji: ...

Just when she was about to speak, Shen Yumian turned on the night light, and said in a bad mood: "Sleep, I will sleep too, I am a man of integrity, please rest assured!"

After he finished speaking and lay down, Lu Ji picked him up.

"Blow dry your hair before going to bed."

"It's too troublesome, I'm so sleepy, I won't blow it anymore." Shen Yumian muttered, and patted Lu Ji's hand to signal him to let go.

Seeing that he was so sleepy that he closed his eyes, Lu Ji said helplessly, "I'll show you how lazy you are."

"Don't disturb my sleep." Shen Yumian was so sleepy that her voice was muffled.

Lu Ji took out the hair dryer from the bedside table, turned around and Shen Yumian was already asleep, sleeping peacefully, looking very beautiful.

Lu Ji couldn't help but take a second look. Shen Yumian's hair was still wet, so he would definitely have a headache tomorrow morning after sleeping like this, so Lu Ji gently nodded.

He was blowing someone's hair for the first time, and he was still a little unskilled, and Shen Yumian didn't cooperate when he fell asleep.

After blowing my hair, it was already midnight.

Lu Ji put away the hair dryer, and as soon as he went to bed, Shen Yumian rolled into his arms, hugged him like an octopus, and urged him half asleep, "Go to sleep."

"Okay." He reached out and hugged the person in his arms.

Shen Yumian woke up in Lu Ji's arms.

Something is wrong! ! !Shen Yumian finally came to his senses, he was so embarrassed that he was about to suffocate.

What's wrong with him! !

Shen Yumian's face was flushed, and he secretly wanted to stay away from Lu Ji, but as soon as he moved, Lu Ji pushed him back into his arms, and said in a daze, "Don't move."

Shen Yumian: ...

Normally, he wouldn't care about it, and he would be fine in a while, but now it's too much torment in Lu Ji's arms.

Can't live or die.

Shen Yumian was so uncomfortable that he finally stretched out his hand to push Lu Ji, and whispered, "Let go of me."

Lu Ji reluctantly opened his eyes, "What's wrong?"

Seeing that Shen Yumian's face was frighteningly red, he noticed something was wrong, they were all men, of course he knew what was going on, and immediately let go of Shen Yumian uncomfortably.

Seeing him like this, Shen Yumian's face immediately flushed red, her whole body was bubbling with embarrassment, she jumped off the bed, and crawled away.

Lu Ji: ...

After a while, Shen Yumian came back.

Of course Lu Ji knew what he was going for, subconsciously said: "So fast."

It's just subconscious, nothing else.

Shen Yumian was originally shy, but when he heard Lu Ji's words, he immediately frowned, "You are so fast!!! How fast??? You don't have this function yet for an emulator!!! Do you know what it is? Quick??? Have you seen it!!?"

A scholar can be killed, but not humiliated.

Lu Ji also realized that he had said the wrong thing.

Shen Yumian was so angry that no man wanted to hear it.

Shen Yumian, who had just resolved a major matter, was different from usual, his eyes gleamed with water, and was irritated by Lu Ji again, with some moisture.

Lu Ji suddenly felt his throat was dry.

Shen Yumian climbed onto the bed angrily, and wanted to have a good argument with Lu Ji, when Lu Ji got off the bed.

???

Seeing Lu Ji walking outside, Shen Yumian shouted, "What are you doing?"

Lu Ji didn't look back, his voice was hoarse, "Take a bath."

Shen Yumian rolled his eyes at him, not noticing Lu Ji's strangeness at all, and muttered: Bathing madman.

When he thought of Lu Ji saying that he was going soon, he couldn't fall asleep, and thought angrily, how fast is it, it's obviously a normal time.

I want to wait for Lu Ji to come back, and talk to him well, who knows that I will wait until Lu Ji doesn't come, and wait until Lu Ji doesn't come back.

Shen Yumian: ...

This is too washable! ! !

I don't know how to save water resources at all.

Shen Yumian got up, stepped on the floor and ran to the door of the bathroom, and twisted the handle.

Okay, Shen Yumian was so angry.

The door is locked.

There was the sound of splashing water inside.

Shen Yumian was at the door, "You said you are not dirty, do you need to take a bath every day?"

Nothing happened inside.

Shen Yumian continued: "Lu Ji, I'm very upset about what you just said, I need to talk to you about science, yes—"

Before he finished speaking, the door opened, and after seeing Lu Ji's handsome face, Shen Yumian shut up.

Why did he find Lu Ji so sexy after taking a shower?

Shen Yumian swallowed, and took a step back.

"What do you want to talk to me about in such a hurry?"

Lu Ji opened the door.

Shen Yumian's eyes widened, and her voice moved excitedly, "You, you, why aren't you wearing a shirt!!!"

Depend on.

Shen Yumian felt that he was steaming all over his body, like a crab that was about to be steamed.

Lu Ji's figure...

He really looked at it once and got a nosebleed.

It's too much to bear.

Shen Yumian was afraid of being ashamed, so she quickly lowered her head and hurried into the bedroom.

Lu Ji: ...

Shen Yumian covered her agitated heart, rolled on the bed a few times to relieve it, Lu Ji came in, already dressed.

"What did you want to talk to me about?"

Shen Yumian's hair was messy, Lu Ji reached out to straighten it for him.

"No, nothing."

Lu Ji looked helplessly at Shen Yu who was still shy.

When eating tofu on weekdays, I don't look very bold.

Now I'm ashamed again.

Shen Yumian tidied her hair pretendingly, "I still need to bathe less in the future."

Lu Ji: ...

It was raining outside, and Shen Yumian became lazy whenever it rained, so he suggested: "Why don't you go to sleep, and when the rain stops, we'll get up."

Lu Ji didn't sleep well either, so he had no objection.

After lying down again, the two of them were a little far away.

Because Lu Ji has cleared his mind, he is not as pure-hearted as before. He is worried that holding Shen Yumian will react and reveal his secrets.

As for Shen Yumian, it was because of embarrassment.

Lu Ji sighed in his heart.

It rained all day, of course Shen Yumian didn't sleep all day, she woke up at noon because she was hungry.

Lu Ji made him spicy fried chicken at noon, and strictly followed what Shen Yumian said yesterday.

It's very strict, and it's the same standard as a takeaway single meal.

Shen Yumian was speechless, and couldn't say anything.

There was no update for a day yesterday, and the comments under the article and Weibo were all over the top, all of which were reminders to update.

Shen Yumian originally planned to continue writing new articles, so he had no choice but to record the imitation boyfriend first.

Did Lu Ji blow his hair last night?

Shen Yumian recalled it carefully, and thought it should be, because he didn't have a headache in the morning, and every time he took a shower, he didn't bother to dry his hair, and sometimes his head would be very uncomfortable the next day.

Thinking of Lu Ji drying his hair last night, Shen Yumian was in a great mood and decided to record it.

Yu Mian: More, more, today is the loving baby Lu, [circle]

I worked overtime again today: 【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! !I'm dead, it's too sweet, now Lu Lu knows it hurts! !Blow your daughter-in-law's hair to get. 】

It's not that I don't like sweet texts: [What a caring old Gong! ! !Mama orders you to marry immediately! ! ! 】

I'm your father: [It's so sweet! ! !But I must say! ! !Lu Lu really can't speak very well. If he wasn't handsome, he would really be beaten. No man wants to be told quickly, even if the other party accepts it, hahahahahahahaha. 】

The brain hole is too big: [Hehehe, I have a bold guess. Although the big words are very cryptic, but everyone is an adult. Lu Lu has been taking a bath for so long, is it also... um? I guess Lu Lu is definitely not just an imitation person, he is implying us, sisters!!!]

Kindergarten's number one leader: [I also think Da Da is implying us, but Da Da, we are all adults, we also like to eat meat while eating candy, you sprinkled a lot of candy, what, what, what, what? It's just a deal, it's not good, you know? 】

Cutie: [Sisters, I’m writing an empty-glove essay again. I’m going to write an [-]-word essay about Shen Chen’s going to take a bath. Lu Lu’s time is longer, and he’s going to take a bath. The specific content is an [-]-word essay. Excited . 】

Bilou follow-up comment:

[Sit and wait, rubbing hands together excitedly. 】

【Me too, my smile is getting more and more evil】

【Me too, I'm ready. 】

……

And here Lu Ji insisted on falling in love, getting to know each other well, and found many reasons for himself, finally downloaded Lujiang, and typed a few words in the search bar.

Me and my dummy boyfriend.

The author has something to say: Lu Er, the world's most brutal attacker, dare not react to his wife for fear of falling off the horse.

Lu Ji: Regret, the person concerned is very regretful now.

Good night, this chapter also randomly drops twenty red envelopes, love you all.

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