I thought I ordered a dummy boyfriend

Shen Yumian heard that the kitchen was quieter, and immediately ran over. Just as he reached the door of the kitchen, it started to ring again.

Shen Yumian: ...

Whether to enter or not to enter at this time is really a question worth pondering, and this chop is too fierce.

After thinking about it, let's not go in.

When Shen Yumian heard the commotion inside, she immediately panicked. If he replaced the cutting board, it would be, too, too scary.

A man can't get used to it, the more he gets used to it, the worse his temper becomes.

Besides, Lu Ji's temper is already so bad, it will be fine if he gets used to it.

Stop coaxing.

When Shen Yumian thought about it, she immediately went back the same way, walked to the sofa and sat down, turned on her phone, looked through the Weibo comments just now, and felt that what the majority of netizens said was very correct.

What are you used to?

then--

Yu Mian: Thank you everyone, I thought about it carefully, and I think what you said is right, a man still can't get used to it, the more he gets used to it, the worse his temper becomes, so let him go, stop coaxing.

I locked with Mianmian: [Baby! ! !Love you! ! !Think so! ! !Women in our new era have to be so domineering, what's wrong, is it because kindergarten hasn't finished yet?How old do you need to be coaxed? 】

I don't want to read it if it's not a sweet article: [Hahahahahahaha, take back what you just said, those who are in love are not blind, come on!yes, what's wrong?What are you coaxing?Do not coax! 】

Fathead Fish: [No comment, wait for follow-up. 】

I worked overtime again today: [Hahahahahahaha, the sisters upstairs are really very official, but I don’t think there is any need to coax them. If there is a quarrel, whoever bows his head first will lose. If you hold on, you can’t lose!Duck! 】

I don’t want to study today either: [Betting on spicy noodles for fifty cents, I can’t help coaxing them after a while. 】

User 123456: [Hahahahahaha, god damn pickled pepper chicken feet, I'm already hungry. 】

……

Although Shen Yumian said that he had just made up his mind and made up his mind not to coax Lu Ji, who knew that sitting on the sofa, he began to say good things about Lu Ji again, little by little, and he wavered after a while.

While thinking wildly, the kitchen door was opened, and even Lu Ji walked out with a cold face and took off his apron.

Shen Yumian pinned the back of the sofa and looked at him eagerly, expecting something.

Lu Ji didn't even look at him, and walked over with a blank expression.

Shen Yumian: ...

Today's you love and ignore me, tomorrow's me will make you unattainable, Shen Yumian thought angrily in her heart.

Lu Ji went directly to the balcony, Shen Yumian turned around and saw this scene, his heart moved.

Sure enough - Lu Ji went straight to the treadmill.

Shen Yumian also couldn't care less about climbing high, her heart was pounding with excitement, and Lu Ji was so angry that he still had this benefit?

He had long wanted to watch Lu Ji exercise.

Thinking about that scene, the peerless handsome man was running, panting non-stop, his voice was sexy and sensual, beads of sweat were rolling down his handsome nose, and his every move was full of hormones.

Can't think,

Shen Yumian was afraid of another nosebleed.

Lu Ji was full of anger at the moment, his hands were itching badly, and he really wanted to box, but under the current conditions, let alone boxing, he didn't even have a sandbag, so he could only go on the treadmill.

He directly ordered the fastest one, and started running without even a warm-up.

Shen Yumian was a little worried again when she saw it, and hurried over, "Honey, why don't you warm up first?"

Lu Ji ignored him, his lips were pursed and his chin tightened into a beautiful arc. It is undeniable that even when Lu Ji was angry, it was very, very pleasing to the eye.

But this is not the time for nympho.

Shen Yumian worried: "Be careful, don't fall on yourself, if you break it, I will feel bad."

After all, it is so expensive, it hurts even when it is knocked, let alone fall.

Distressed, flesh hurts even more.

Lu Ji's face became even colder when he heard the implication.

It was the first time for Shen Yumian to see Lu Ji like this, and she thought it was over, the big baby got angry this time.

The kind that can't be coaxed well.

Lu Ji ran silently.

Shen Yumian stood aside for a while, and didn't care about admiring the charm of the handsome Bisport. He glanced at Lu Ji listlessly, and saw that he ignored him at all, so he said dryly: "I Let's go eat first."

Lu Ji still ignored him.

Shen Yumian turned her head three times at a step, and finally walked to the kitchen, and saw that there were noodles cooked by Lu Ji in the pot.

……

Shen Yumian swiped the chopsticks twice, felt aggrieved, and didn't like to eat.

He missed Lu Ji's egg fried rice.

In reality, there is no fried rice with eggs, but the angry Lu Ji, who is too stingy, intentionally cooks something he doesn't like.

Shen Yumian became angry when she thought about it, and put down her chopsticks heavily.

don't eat,

Don't even eat noodles when you're starving.

Shen Yumian walked up to Lu Ji unhappy, and yelled at him: "I won't coax you, I'm not used to you, what I just said was the truth, and I'm not wrong, how dare you be cold and violent?" Me, you bastard."

"I'm not wrong, you just have a bad temper, you see you still ignore me like this now."

The more she talked, the more angry she became, Shen Yumian was about to cry.

"You, I don't care if you are cold and violent. You still make noodles that I don't like. Did you just want to beat me in the kitchen? You still want to beat me. Why are you such an asshole?"

Shen Yumian thought it must be the case. Lu Ji was in the kitchen for so long, and he just wanted to beat him up. It's fine if he didn't make fried rice with eggs, but he still made noodles, so he didn't know that he felt sorry for him.

What is written in the novel is all deceitful. When a couple quarrels, they still remember each other's preferences and worry that the other party will be hungry.

Lu Ji didn't do that at all!

Does Lu Ji not like him anymore?

Thinking of this, Shen Yumian's eyes immediately turned red, and tears fell down, big and big tears like beads on a string, whimpering.

Lu Ji was still speechless at first, but when he saw Shen Yumian crying without warning, he panicked, quickly clicked stop, and got off the treadmill.

"What are you crying for?"

Lu Ji frantically went to the coffee table to pull out a few pieces of paper and handed them over, but Shen Yumian didn't answer them, crying like a tearful man, Lu Ji's heart was melted by his crying, he stretched out his hand to hold him in his arms, coaxing him clumsily, " Well, don't cry, I don't care about you, why are you crying?"

Shen Yumian immediately raised her head from his embrace, and stared at him viciously with tears in her eyes, but she was crying too badly at the moment, her red eyes had no attack power at all, instead she looked like a little milk cat with teeth and claws.

Rao is so.

Lu Ji immediately surrendered.

Shen Yumian sobbed and complained persistently.

"It's all your fault! You made me cold and violent! Ignore me! You bastard!"

"My fault."

"I asked you to cook noodles for me. You clearly know that I don't like noodles, so you did it on purpose! You want to starve me to death."

"Yes, I did it on purpose."

"Okay, you still dare to admit it! Lu Ji, who are you scaring me by chopping so vigorously in the kitchen! Do you think you want to beat me up?"

"I do not have."

"I let you cold and violent me, I let you cook me noodles!!!"

Shen Yumian was angry and aggrieved, seeing Lu Ji coaxing herself, she immediately felt confident, changed her cowardly appearance just now, and became arrogant and ruthless.

Lu Ji has grown up so much, he has never been so embarrassed, he is still angry, and he still wants to coax the culprit who is flailing his teeth and claws in his arms.

Shen Yumian was tired of yelling, and instantly muted, laying in Lu Ji's arms, rubbing his eyes, and murmured, "I'm hungry."

Lu Ji: ...

"go to eat."

"I don't eat noodles."

"Then what do you want to eat?"

"Eat fried rice with eggs."

"……Oh."

"Oh what, let's talk about it."

"……it is good."

"Cut more diced ham and two eggs."

"..."

After a while, Shen Yumian saw that Lu Ji was indifferent, and urged: "Why are you still not moving?"

Lu Ji said with an expression on his face: "You hug me, how can I move?"

Shen Yumian let out an "oh", but there was no more to say, and she would not let go of her life or death.

Lu Ji was helpless.

Shen Yumian said straightforwardly: "You just hurt my young and helpless heart, and I'm still sad, so you can carry me to the kitchen."

Lu Ji: ...

Shen Yumian tilted his head to look at Lu Ji. His eyes were moist as if washed by water after crying just now, and the end of his eyes was stained with red, which was even more beautiful than the peach blossoms in March. Lu Ji was looked at like this, what kind of temper All gone.

Shen Yumian got his wish, hugged Lu Ji's neck, was supported by Lu Ji, he raised his head and looked at Lu Ji, and smiled like a trumpet flower.

Lu Ji had never seen such a person before, and he was crying just now, but now he started laughing.

Just as he wanted Shen Yumian to be more honest, Shen Yumian's whole face came closer.

After Shen Yumian kissed Lu Ji, she immediately tilted her head shyly, and buried her whole face on Lu Ji's shoulder, only to hear him whisper, "A reward for you."

Lu Ji subconsciously pursed his gnawed lips, his brows and eyes unconsciously opened, and he said duplicity: "I don't want it."

Shen Yumian was unhappy when he heard it, and got up from Lu Ji's shoulder, "Hmph, if you don't want it, you have to, so I will reward you."

As he spoke, he kissed Lu Ji's mouth forcefully a few more times, and looked at Lu Ji arrogantly after speaking.

Once it is given to you, you have to accept it.

It is your great blessing.

There was a smile in Lu Ji's eyes, and he pretended to be serious, "Be honest."

Shen Yumian didn't notice at all, glared at him angrily, and buried her face on Lu Ji's shoulder again.

Unable to comprehend love at all, Shen Yumian thought to herself that she didn't follow that little fairy's teaching, kissing is useless, she still has to cry.

Thinking about Shen Yumian's swelling again, Lu Ji just loves him terribly.

As soon as he cried, Lu Ji immediately coaxed him.

Like a koala, Shen Yumian was carried to the kitchen by Lu Ji. He glanced at the cutting board, "To be honest, when you chopped it, did you think it was me?"

Lu Ji looked down at him, "What's going on in your head?"

Shen Yumian replied without thinking, "I miss you."

Lu Ji: ...

"I was just chopping chicken. You put the chicken in the freezer, so it's hard to chop." Lu Ji motioned Shen Yumian to look at the thawed chicken nuggets soaking in the basin beside him.

Shen Yumian: ...

quibble!Absolutely quibble!

"I don't believe it! Why are you thinking about chopping chicken?"

"I'll use it tomorrow, just deal with it in advance."

"I listen to your nonsense! When did you work so hard? I think you want to chop me up, so don't explain—" Shen Yumian suddenly paused, and then said in shock: "Ahhhhh!!! Lu Ji , what are you going to do!!!"

Lu Ji teased him on purpose, "Of course you have confirmed the crime. Didn't you keep saying that I wanted to chop you up?"

Shen Yumian hugged Lu Ji's neck nervously, raised her legs high, and shouted at the top of her voice: "You are too much, it's full of oil!!! If you dare to let me sit on it, I won't be a ghost I will let you go!!!"

"Wuwuwu, Lu Ji, I was wrong. You didn't think that way. It's because I treated the belly of a gentleman with a villain's heart. I shouldn't say that about you."

Lu Ji immediately stopped and looked at him, "I know I'm wrong?"

Shen Yumian said very unpromisingly: "Well... I was wrong, you didn't think that way, your heart.chest.broad, my heart.chest.narrow, your lord has a lot, please forgive me."

Lu Ji was amused by him, "Stupid."

Shen Yumian was originally not happy to hear Lu Ji laughing at him for being stupid, but the next second he saw Lu Ji's smile, he immediately forgot everything.

It's just that unprincipled.

Who made their baby smile so beautifully.

Shen Yumian also smiled, and said sweetly: "Lu Ji, you look so pretty when you smile. As soon as I see your smile, I feel like I'm in love again."

Lu Ji still remembered Shen Yumian's words, what about his appearance, he immediately stopped laughing and frowned.

Seeing this, Shen Yumian became impatient, he had seen enough, so he let go of Lu Ji's neck, and hooked his lips with his hand, "Why don't you smile, you look good when you smile, why don't you smile more."

Lu Ji supported him, and reprimanded him coldly: "Don't move around, if you make trouble again, you will be thrown out."

Shen Yumian immediately became honest, and hummed: "Lu Ji, do you know what you are? You are wasting it. You smile so beautifully, so you should smile more and keep a cold face all day long!"

"Now the person concerned regrets it, regrets it very much. I was still too young at the time, and now I feel that I should find a boyfriend who is older and more gentle. This kind of boyfriend is more painful, unlike younger ones who have a big temper. Even a boyfriend I don't even want to laugh..."

Before Shen Yumian finished babbling, Lu Ji let go of his hand directly, thanks to his quick reaction, he barely landed on the ground.

Lu Ji's face was frighteningly dark.

Shen Yumian was still adding fuel to the fire, and continued to babble, "You are not afraid of falling for me, you really don't know how to hurt others."

Lu Ji turned around and left, Shen Yumian immediately grabbed him, "Why do you cook fried rice with eggs?"

be a fart.

Lu Ji was expressionless: "You don't like a gentle, old man, ask him to cook fried rice for you."

Shen Yumian was amused when he heard it, "Older is old, I mean older is the kind that has accumulated over the years, has a very temperament, is gentle and elegant, just like the teacher in my university, who is in his forties and has a special temperament .”

When Lu Ji heard this, he gritted his teeth and said, "Then go find him."

Shen Yumian was about to speak when she listened——

Lu Ji sarcastically said: "In your 40s, I think you are not looking for a boyfriend, you are looking for a father."

Shen Yumian: ...

Listen, is this what people say?

Shen Yumian stared, Lu Ji also stared at him, the two stared at each other, not showing weakness to each other.

After a while, Shen Yumian laughed, "Lu Ji, you just cooked noodles, did you overturn the vinegar jar, so jealous, no, are you naive or not? Where can I find it? With a poisonous tongue, the 40s aren't quite the prime of life, so why are you old enough to be my father?"

"But I lied to you just now. I don't care about the older ones or the gentle ones. I just like you. I like whatever you are."

The author has something to say: Tsk, people in love are tired

Also, who said kissing is useless?Do I like Lu Er very much?

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