I thought I ordered a dummy boyfriend

As soon as Shen Yumian saw Lu Ji approaching, he quickly clicked the fork to close the backstage, then sat up straight, restrained his smile, and his small face immediately became serious.

It seemed that he wasn't the one who was laughing with the idiot just now.

He asked, "What's wrong?"

Seeing his guilty conscience, Lu Ji found it interesting, walked up to him in a few steps, and deliberately teased him, "It's nothing, what were you watching just now? Are you smiling so happily?"

Shen Yumian unconsciously leaned back, blinked her eyes, and whispered: "No, what are you looking at? What are you looking at? And I wasn't smiling, oh, I was smiling just now, When I see you, I am very happy and want to laugh."

Lu Ji looked at him, with disbelief clearly written in his eyes, "Really?"

Shen Yumian felt as guilty as if he had been caught, and asked loudly: "Of course! Are you unhappy seeing me?"

Lu Ji looked down at Shen Yumian from above, his eyes were dark and deep, Shen Yumian just met his eyes like this, his mind was full of how beautiful his baby is! ! !nice! !

Suddenly heard a sentence -

"happy."

Shen Yumian:! ! !

After Lu Ji finished speaking, he sat across from Shen Yumian, and casually opened the book Shen Yumian asked him to read, with a casual look, as if the phrase "happy" just now was just an illusion of Shen Yumian, but the corners of his lips slightly Upward, leaked. His mood at the moment.

good mood.

Shen Yumian scratched his face, then started to laugh, and felt that the smile was not reserved, so he started to smile subtly, imitating Lu Ji's nonchalance, cleared his throat pretentiously, stood up, walked behind Lu Ji, Wrapping around his neck, he asked softly, "How happy are you?"

The voice was soft and sweet, like a small hook, making Lu Ji's heart a little numb.

Some itchy.

Wonderful feeling.

Before Lu Ji could answer, Shen Yumian was astonished as if he had discovered a new continent: "Lu Ji!!! Why are your ears red???!"

Lu Ji: ...

"It's really red!!! So red!!! What's going on!!! This is too amazing!! You can still blush!" Shen Yumian let go of Lu Ji's neck and leaned closer to Lu Ji At the ear, he stared carefully with his already big and beautiful eyes.

Lu Ji couldn't bear it anymore: "Shut up."

Shen Yumian found out something interesting, so curious, she reached out and grabbed his ear, and studied it carefully.

Lu Ji: ...

"My God, the blood vessels on it are so clear!! This is too amazing." Shen Yumian sighed.

Lu Ji's face darkened instantly, his sharp eyes were filled with displeasure, and he stared at Shen Yumian warningly.

Shen Yumian is not afraid of him, but thinks that Lu Ji, who is angry with red ears, is very cute, and his little boyfriend still wants to coax him.

So he held his face with both hands, and said softly: "Okay, don't be angry anymore, you have such a big temper, you can't say it, I'm also curious, you are so good that your ears are red all of a sudden, no one will be surprised, don't be angry anymore , kiss one."

As he spoke, he put a stamp on Lu Ji's mouth.

Lu Ji still had a stinky face, but his brows and eyes were not so fierce.

Shen Yumian had a lot of experience in coaxing Lu Ji, he was smiling, and had no shame in arguing with him, and Lu Ji surrendered after a while.

It's sunny outside.

Shen Yumian suggested: "Do you want to go out and recharge?"

Lu Ji still had a stinky face, "No, there is still electricity."

Shen Yumian was surprised, didn't Lu Ji like to go out to charge his batteries, why was he so uncharacteristically today, he looked at Lu Ji wonderingly.

Lu Ji glared at him and lowered his eyes to read the book.

It can't be said that this weekend, there are many people outside at this time, and he doesn't want Shen Yumian to be nervous and frightened after bumping into someone.

When he said it, Shen Yumian's tail went up to the sky.

"Then we'll charge it when you're almost out of power, but you have to tell me in advance, otherwise you suddenly run out of power, I don't know what to do, by the way, you haven't told me where the switch is yet? When Shen Yumian said this, he paused, "Huh? Lu Ji, where is your switch? Don't you love me so much? Why didn't you tell me?"

As he spoke, he began to move closer to Lu Ji and stare at Lu Ji quietly.

Lu Ji pretended not to hear, flipping through the book.

Seeing that Lu Ji ignored him, Shen Yumian stretched out his hand to cover his eyes, and said unreasonably: "Don't watch it!! Tell me where your switch is!! Otherwise, I will keep covering your eyes! Let you have nothing!"

Lu Ji put his hands on the writing, let Shen Yumian cover his eyes, his voice didn't fluctuate at all, and asked calmly: "What do you want to know where my switch is so much?"

There are many things Shen Yumian wants to do.

Like breaking a switch.

He can do whatever he wants.

First@#*

Shen Yumian, whose head was full of yellow and colored waste, coughed, quickly withdrew his thoughts, and said solemnly: "What do you want to do? I don't do anything, I'm just curious."

Lu Ji obviously didn't believe it.

Shen Yumian didn't care, and urged: "Speak quickly! Don't interrupt!"

"Just to satisfy curiosity?"

"Yes!"

"Really do nothing?"

"Of course!"

"Oh, hurry up and say it, a big man is moaning."

"..."

Lu Ji knew that if he didn't say anything, the little guy would definitely not give up, so he simply told him to satisfy his curiosity.

Anyway, I told him there was nothing I could do.

"Then tell you, take your hands away."

When Shen Yumian heard this, he immediately let go of his hands covering Lu Ji's eyes, and looked at Lu Ji with bright eyes.

Lu Ji hooked his fingers, "Come here, I'll tell you in a low voice."

Shen Yumian became even more excited when she heard it, this secret feeling, as if she wanted to know a terrible secret, she immediately put her ear to it without thinking.

Lu Ji said a word.

Shen Yumian's face blushed suddenly, and her eyes unconsciously looked down.

After Lu Ji finished speaking, he sat down again, flipped through the book and continued reading.

Shen Yumian swallowed, lowered her voice and asked: "Then when can I touch, touch the switch? If it's really not possible, it's okay to have a look?"

Lu Ji didn't raise his head, and said flatly, "I'm a serious imitation person. I'm just a showman, not a person. You should focus on yourself."

Shen Yumian: ...

Shen Yumian: ...

Lu Ji glanced at Shen Yumian who was still a little dazed from the corner of his eye, and once again sighed, how could there be such a simple person.

Shen Yumian got a big secret all of a sudden, both happy and a little depressed.

After all, you have to flip a switch.

too difficult.

It is difficult to go to Qingyun.

No way, who made Lu Ji too stingy.

I was blind to such a good size and size that he set.

Shen Yumian took a look at Lu Ji, and asked earnestly: "Lu Ji, don't you have 18cm? Otherwise, it's so tightly hidden, don't show it to me."

Lu Ji's face turned dark instantly.

No man can be questioned.

Even if it's like Lu Ji, that's not allowed.

Lu Ji finally raised his head, stared at Shen Yumian, and said word by word: "How about I measure it for you?"

"Okay! Okay!" Shen Yumian looked expectant when he heard the words, happiness came too fast, and he was a little drifting.

"Don't even think about it." Lu Ji raised his eyebrows, and one sentence shattered Shen Yumian's happiness.

Shen Yumian's swear words turned over and over on the edge of his mouth, and he swallowed them back.

There is no other reason, but he is reluctant to scold his baby, that's all.

Shen Yumian snorted heavily, "I think you are not 18cm, so you don't show me! Don't explain, I don't want to hear, if you don't have it, you don't. If you want to prove it, let me see it right away!"

Lu Ji obviously didn't want to be provoked, and said indifferently: "You have seen it before."

Shen Yumian: "...!?"

"Do I need to give you memories?" Lu Ji suddenly thought of something, and his voice was a little teasing.

Of course Shen Yumian knew what he was referring to, and immediately became quiet.

He didn't want to recall the time he was so shocked that he had a nosebleed.

Embarrassing to suffocate.

"It seems that you have remembered."

Shen Yumian: ...

unacceptable.

Shen Yumian sat back in front of his computer angrily.

After being angry for a while, my thoughts went astray. Although I just glanced at it and got a nosebleed that time, I was not unimpressed.

It seems...it is very spectacular.

And more than that...?Shen Yumian thought of this, and remembered the homework that the reader had just commented on, so she immediately covered her nose.

Thinking about it any further, he was afraid that he would have another nosebleed.

Hearing the movement, Lu Ji raised his eyes to look at him, Shen Yumian held his nose, and when he saw him looking over, he immediately glared at him.

"What are you looking at! Don't look at it! Cheapskates!"

Lu Ji: ...

Shen Yumian immediately opened the webpage, and re-read the short composition written by the readers just now. He was in a good mood, and happily sent a big red envelope to each of these readers.

After a while, Shen Yumian sighed again, it's too miserable, her boyfriend is right in front of her eyes, but she can't do anything, so what if she knows the switch?If you can't do anything, what does it matter if you know or don't know?

It even depends on the fanart written by readers.

Miserable is still the worst.

The culprit was the person on the opposite side, Shen Yumian couldn't help feeling angry when he thought about it, and glanced at Lu Ji faintly.

What a serious imitator is clearly a cheapskate.

Shen Yumian poured a glass of water and decided to type.

Money still needs to be earned. After all, buying a cheapskate has almost used up all his savings, and he will have to pay the full amount in half a month.

With this thought in mind, Shen Yumian immediately opened the new document.

He wrote a plot point, some cards, opened the character relationship diagram drawn in the notebook before, and the plot network, and then tragically, he found that there was a big bug in the previous writing.

Shen Yumian: ...

Hearing the sound of sighing, Lu Ji looked up and saw Shen Yumian's frustrated face, reaching out to grab his hair.

It looks like it's having a problem.

Lu Ji closed the book and walked over, "What's wrong?"

Shen Yumian raised his head, looked at Lu Ji, then put his arms around his waist, and said in a muffled voice, "Suddenly discovered that there is a big bug in the plot of my new novel."

The voice has some imperceptible fragility.

Lu Ji reached out and touched his head, his eyes fell on the piece of paper that Shen Yumian was drawing out, and he picked it up with the other hand.

After a while, Lu Ji said, "Since this person named Qin Tan is in this main thread, then this place shouldn't be like this..."

Shen Yumian raised his head from Lu Ji's arms, looked at Lu Ji and listened to his analysis, forgot to blink.

Lu Ji sighed, messed up Shen Yumian's hair, sat on the stool beside him, then picked up a pen and wrote a few key points on the marked plot line drawn by Shen Yumian, and then re-written it on a clean piece of paper Start drawing, and then follow the outline on Shen Yumian's paper, and give him a little by little plot.

The deep and magnetic voice sounded in the quiet study room in the afternoon, and it was particularly pleasant.

Shen Yumian listened carefully, asking a question from time to time, Lu Ji seemed to know everything.

"This bug can be corrected." Lu Ji put down his pen and stopped.

At this moment, Shen Yumian's eyes seemed to be filled with little stars, and his brows and eyes were full of love and admiration that could not be concealed. Lu Ji felt a little uncomfortable being watched by him, coughed, and asked again: "Do you understand?"

Shen Yumian nodded, still looking at Lu Ji without blinking.

Lu Ji withdrew his gaze, "Then you continue to write, I'm going to read the book."

Shen Yumian grabbed him.

He only heard him say softly: "What should I do... Lu Ji, you are so kind, I seem to like you more and more."

The author has something to say: Lu Ji: Seriously imitating a human being, not selling himself as a performer.

The pre-received article "After passing through the book, I have sex with the male second", the veteran cadre Gong and Xiao Tiantian accept it, believe me!Very sweet!Poke the column to collect ducks (shouting loudly), and the author's column is also collected by Qiuqiu (shouting loudly)

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