I thought I ordered a dummy boyfriend

Shen Yumian stared at Lu Ji speechlessly.

Was this stepping on a horse intentional?

Shen Yumian was really hit hard, her boyfriend was so guarded against him, even in his sleep, how could he have any face?

Immediately angry.

Sleep fart sleep.

Lu Ji was sleeping soundly, but he was kicked suddenly, not lightly, he frowned, and before he could react, he was kicked again, and opened his eyes in displeasure, the eyes were stained with violence. gas.

Shen Yumian was staring at him at the moment, without stopping the movement of her hands, pushing and shoving him, exerting all her strength, "Get up, don't sleep on my bed."

Sleep actually guarded against him.

Sleep fart sleep.

And face to sleep.

Lu Ji was simply inexplicable. He was sleeping soundly. After being woken up by such a toss, one of them didn't react. Shen Yumian nearly pushed him to the ground with a big force. Fortunately, his long legs supported him, and he stood beside the bed holding the quilt in his hand. , a little unhappy, said in a deep voice: "If you don't sleep, what's the trouble?"

Sleep, sleep, sleep all day long!

Did I buy you back to let you sleep?

Shen Yumian was so angry that she was even more displeased when she saw that he dared to attack her. Immediately, she opened her eyes to the maximum angrily, gave Lu Ji a hard look, then guessed that there was a lot of movement, and lay down in the middle of the big bed , in large font.

Prove it with actions.

Angry.

Don't even try to go to bed.

Lu Ji: ...

Shen Yumian snorted heavily, then closed her eyes, making up her mind not to give Lu Ji any space.

Don't even try to come up to sleep.

Lu Ji glanced at him inexplicably, and felt that his behavior at the moment was very unreasonable, so his face turned cold immediately, he threw the quilt in his hand to him, and left with a sullen face.

Shen Yumian was covered by the quilt, and became even more angry. This quilt was his accomplice, one of the accomplices he was angry with tonight, and he became angry when he saw it. , to relieve his anger, turned over and closed his eyes again.

Hmph, it's still comfortable to sleep alone.

Immediately fall asleep.

And here Lu Ji slept in the big bed for half a month, and he was already used to it. It was obviously impossible for a person who had experienced the light to return to the darkness.

He was lying on the sofa in the living room, feeling extremely aggrieved. No matter how he lay down, he was uncomfortable. He couldn't even straighten his legs, and when he straightened them, he fell directly on the ground.

Depressed, he simply sat up.

Taking out his phone, he was very puzzled by Shen Yumian's sudden tantrum,

Lu Ji thought for a while, and began to search why he suddenly lost his temper for no reason in the middle of the night?

There will be a post immediately below.

Lu Ji clicked in.

The subject of the post: "Excuse me, why did my partner suddenly lose his temper in the middle of the night? At this point, why don't you let me go to bed??? No matter what you say, it doesn't work. Please give me some advice."

Landlord: Wait online! ! !very urgent! ! !

There are quite a lot of enthusiastic netizens.

Floor 2: I feel that the host is anxious, but I still have to make it clear, is the host a man or a woman?Is the subject male or female?If you are specific, if you don’t, there is no way to answer this question. There are many possibilities.

Floor 3: Damn, why do you still need to post such a simple question?What else could be the reason why he was kicked out of bed in the middle of the night, the landlord really wanted to find a reason on himself, could it be that something was wrong, the object was dissatisfied and angry, this is the reason in all likelihood, the truth is over, let’s leave Alright.

4th Floor: I agree with the upstairs.

5th Floor: Agree plus one.

Landlord: No! ! !Don't let go! !I really want to ask for everyone's help, my partner and I don't have that yet! ! !Don't think about it, I can't do anything, everyone don't guess, the partner suddenly, and answer the question of the brother on the second floor, I am a man, my partner is also a man, we just talked not long ago.

Floor 8: Oh, not long after we talked, did you sleep in the same bed?It's really open, don't you have that?So the landlord and the subject are chatting purely under the quilt?This is simple, what else can be the reason, of course, it is dry weather, the object is on fire, and they are all in the object, or they don’t sleep in the same bed, and sleep in the same bed with a quilt. If the object doesn’t kick you, who will you kick?

Lu Ji: ...

In a mess, Lu Ji closed the webpage with a cold face.

After half a minute.

Lu Ji clicked on the history again.

I didn't expect to catch up with the live broadcast of the post.

Landlord: Hello everyone, I am the landlord. I am back. First of all, I would like to thank the elder brother on the 8th floor for patiently answering the questions. After listening to the answer given by the elder brother on the 8th floor, I think it is very reasonable. I went to ask the subject to forgive me again, we are fine now, thank you brother on the 8th floor.

Floor 22: It took half an hour to come back, so the host must tell the truth! ! !Is that what it is! ! !What kind of request method, to be more specific? ?But the landlord is really fast, it took only half an hour to coax it?Really not kicked out of bed again? hhh just kidding.

Landlord: Hey, the problem has been satisfactorily resolved, no more reply, manually close the building.

Lu Ji: ...

Closed the web page again.

Here wechat prompts the news.

A handsome guy requests to add you as a friend, note: Lu Ji, it's me!

Lu Ji clicked on it, looked at this very stupid profile picture, and directly refused,

Less than 1 minutes.

A handsome guy re-sent to add friends, note: add me add me.

Lu Ji silently nodded in agreement.

A handsome guy: Damn it, Lu Ji, you didn't sleep in the middle of the night? ?Are you serious about being an emulator?Don't you need to sleep?Fuck, it can't be so miserable, can it?Don't sleep for love, don't eat for love, you are really awesome, I am amazed.

A handsome guy: Why don't you speak?Staying up so late, boldly guess whether X's life is not harmonious? ? ?I think it is very possible.

Lu Ji affirmed: Jiang Zhao.

A handsome guy: Yes, it's me. Surprised or not?

Lu Ji: Boring.

A handsome comparison: Boring is better than seeing sex and forgetting friends, you should let me out quickly, and next month the mentor will call us to develop new projects, let me inform you, don’t just focus on dating every day, no, why didn’t you do it before? Find out that you are so in love with your brain?

Lu Ji: Yes.

A handsome guy: um what huh?Just pretend to be cold for me now, but that day I saw you say coquettish to your little boyfriend with my own eyes, what are you playing on your phone when you don’t sleep in the middle of the night?What about your little one?

Lu Ji:.

A handsome guy: Hahahahahahaha, from your full stop, I feel that you have encountered troubles at the moment, so tell me, let me answer it for you online.

Lu Ji originally wanted to ignore him directly, but he couldn't figure out why the good-natured Shen Yumian had such a temper. He usually wanted to cling to him, but today he became so angry, but it was the first time he was like this.

then--

Lu Ji: He lost his temper inexplicably in the middle of the night and wouldn't let me go to bed.

Jiang Zhao:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? !

Jiang Zhao: Damn it, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Lu Ji looked at the screen full of hahaha and was speechless.

Lu Ji: [smiles]

The roof where Jiang Zhao was laughing over there was about to collapse, and it took a long time before he stopped his leaking laughter, wiped away the tears from the laughter, and ignored Bian Chengyong's eyes that looked at him with a mental retardation.

Apparently Lu Ji's [smiling] expression is full of threats, and it's not easy to mess with.

A handsome guy immediately pretended: I just went to the toilet and lost my temper for no reason?Are you too capable?Can't take it anymore?

Of course, Lu Ji knew what he was referring to with this ability.

Lu Ji: ...

A handsome comparison: Really, sometimes too much ability can cause disharmony between lovers. There is no way, that’s how it is.

Lu Ji:.

A big handsome guy is still talking nonsense: Then you should restrain yourself, but I can also understand that you are young and have kept your body like a jade for so long, and now is the time for that. It will be like this, but I will tell you from the experience of those who have been there, that you still need to be restrained.

A handsome guy was blocked again.

Lu Ji couldn't bear it anymore, he was really blindfolded by lard, so he would chat with Jiang Zhao, an unreliable thing.

Jiang Zhao sent a text message and was still talking at length, but Lu Ji didn't click on it at all. Jiang Zhao successfully became the first lucky person on Lu Ji's text message blacklist.

Lu Ji looked at the time and found that it was past two o'clock in the morning. He stood up and walked towards the bedroom.

Shen Yumian was lying in the middle of the big bed, sleeping very soundly. The silk pajamas were rolled up, revealing a small white belly.

When Lu Ji walked over, he heard Shen Yumian suddenly shout: "Lu Ji", he was furious in his sleep.

Lu Ji: ...

Seeing him sleeping so soundly, Lu Ji didn't like it, so he stretched his legs, got on the bed, and gently pushed Shen Yumian, Shen Yumian was dreaming.

He dreamed that Lu Ji was pushing him, and he raised his leg angrily and kicked his leg.

After Lu Ji got kicked, he looked at Shen Yumian speechlessly, finally he had a place to lie down and sleep, so he didn't care about it.

Shen Yumian turned her back to him.

Just as Lu Ji closed his eyes, Shen Yumian installed a radar on his back, rolled into his arms precisely, smacked his mouth a few times, and continued to sleep soundly while holding him.

Lu Ji: ...

the next day.

Shen Yumian opened his eyes, and what caught his eyes was Lu Ji's handsome face, which made people unable to take his eyes off. He was immediately confused, unable to figure out what was going on.

???

He had hallucinations, closed his eyes and opened them again, it was still the handsome face that he couldn't put it down.

Didn't he sleep by himself yesterday?

Shen Yumian had just woken up, his head was still not very bright, and he began to be infatuated with Lu Ji's handsome face.

So handsome, no matter how you look at it.

Shen Yumian couldn't hold back and leaned forward and kissed her. Lu Ji frowned, and said in that sexy voice that hadn't woken up yet: "Don't make trouble."

It sounded... so foul.

Shen Yumian wanted to make trouble even more.

Lu Ji finally opened his eyes. He looked down at Shen Yumian, who had started to toss about early in the morning. When he met his beautiful eyes, he suddenly lost his temper when he got up, but his brows were still frowning. He closed his eyes again, and put His chin touched the top of Shen Yumian's head.

Shen Yumian always felt that something was wrong.

Did he forget something important?

The author has something to say: Lu Ji, what's the matter with you?Did you learn nothing after reading this post?

I have to go out by car after work tomorrow, I guess the update will be very late, sorry.Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~

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