I thought I ordered a dummy boyfriend

As soon as dinner was finished, Shen Yumian couldn't wait for Lu Ji to take him to play games.

Lu Ji asked him to clean up the bowls and chopsticks first, and Shen Yumian diligently washed the bowls and chopsticks and returned them to the kitchen without saying a word.

"Hurry up!!!"

Lu Ji is really good at playing games until he flies. Shen Yumian only needs to lie down the whole time, and he doesn't need to do anything to win. A rookie like Shen Yumian, who successfully eats chicken from the ground into a box, that feeling is almost the same as sitting on the ground. roller coaster.

In addition, when Lu Ji was playing games, he had a cool face, even handsome and unstoppable. At the end of the development, Shen Yumian saw that Lu Ji had automatically switched to the face of a fanboy.

Played several rounds in a row.

"I still want to play~"

"No, sleep."

It was already late at night, and Lu Ji refused coldly.

Seeing Lu Ji's non-negotiable attitude, Shen Yumian reluctantly put down his phone, and was about to crawl into the bed when Lu Ji picked him up coldly, "Go take a bath."

"..."

Shower madness! ! !

Shen Yumian took the clean underwear and walked away humming.

When he came back from the shower, Boss Lu had already lay down with his eyes closed, the headlights in the room were turned off, and a night light was left on, emitting a warm light.

"Lu Ji?" Shen Yumian walked over.

I thought I wouldn't get a response, but who knew that Lu Ji gave a "hmm" and still didn't open his eyes or move.

Shen Yumian curled her lips: "You haven't slept yet, it's okay, I'll call you to see if you still have electricity?"

Lu Ji heard a little regret in his tone, opened his eyes, those deep eyes looked at Shen Yumian, and said softly: "Disappointed?"

Originally, Lu Ji was handsome, and with today's events, Shen Yumian was even more supportive of Lu Ji through the filter. He only felt that Lu Ji was so handsome in the dark night. When he looked at him, his heart would miss half a beat. After a long time, Only then did Shen Yumian calm her heartbeat, "No, hmph, who do you think I am? Am I that kind of person? I didn't want to take this opportunity to do something, nor did I want to take this opportunity to kiss you, let alone take this opportunity to kiss you , Your trousers look 18cm."

I said I didn't think about it, but I really thought about it in my heart.

Lu Ji who listened to the meaning of the words: "..."

Shen Yumian climbed onto the bed after speaking, originally wanted to sleep in the inner corner, but after thinking about it, she moved outside again and lay down beside Lu Ji.

Lu Ji was a little sleepy, so he didn't say anything when he saw this.

After Shen Yumian lay down, he turned over again, intending to eat Lu Ji's tofu, but Lu Ji noticed that his hands were pinched, Lu Ji grabbed his arm, put his chin on Shen Yumian's head, and reprimanded him in a low voice : "Don't make trouble, it's very late to go to bed."

The pleasant voice is more lazy and sexy in the dark night, Shen Yumian can only feel the slightest electric current passing through the eardrums, and trembles.

Shen Yumian didn't dare to move.

After a while, I heard Lu Ji's steady breathing, Shen Yumian still didn't move, kept this posture, nestled in Lu Ji's arms, and closed his eyes.

A good night's dream.

The next day, early morning.

Shen Yumian opened her eyes and saw the handsome face close at hand. Thinking of falling asleep in Lu Ji's arms yesterday, she felt unreal for a moment. Staring at Lu Ji's face for a long time, she subconsciously stretched out her hand and tapped it with her fingers. Lightly stroked and pulled Lu Ji's high nose bridge, Lu Ji raised his brows, a little unhappy that his sleep was disturbed.

Shen Yumian withdrew her fingers and whispered, "Big lazy pig."

Lu Ji frowned and turned over, turning his back on him.

Shen Yumian burst out laughing, "Childish."

The weather outside was fine, it was a sunny day, Shen Yumian jumped out of bed, walked to the window, opened the curtains with a clatter, and tried to let the sunlight in.

Lu Ji slept until noon, before opening his eyes, he saw Shen Yumian's beautiful face the size of a palm.

"Are you awake?" Shen Yumian took advantage of the opportunity to kiss Lu Ji, and after successfully stealing the fragrance, he said, "Big lazy pig."

When Lu Ji heard the address, his face darkened instantly.

"It's too sleepy, get up and move around quickly, don't let the parts get rusted."

Lu Ji remained silent.

Shen Yumian said helplessly: "Lu Ji, why are you so lazy."

Lu Ji sat up slowly.

Shen Yumian was already prepared, and handed the phone to Lu Ji, "Honey, help your boyfriend get a courier, please."

The courier call happened to come, Shen Yumian seemed to pinch it better, Lu Ji took the phone with a sulky face and said a cold "um".

Shen Yumian dismantled all kinds of hair cutting scissors and hair clippers one by one, and took them out to see. He was inexperienced, so he bought a full set of hair cutting home explosion models, a mess, and some of them didn't even know what they were. What to do, there is no instruction manual.

Shen Yumian took one of them and asked, "Lu Ji, what do you think this is for?"

Lu Ji looked up and looked away, "I don't know."

Shen Yumian opened Taobao and began to research one by one, and felt that some of them were not needed at all.

Seeing Shen Yumian walking over with a razor clipper, Lu Ji felt that something was wrong, so he moved aside calmly.

Shen Yumian sat over, smiling like a morning glory, "Lu Ji, are you not satisfied with your hair, I can help you, I think your hair can be shorter."

"No need." Lu Ji knew that he had bad intentions, so he stood up quickly.

Shen Yumian grabbed his arm quickly, "Don't try to run, oops, just let me try, just try."

How could Lu Ji agree, and said coldly, "Let go."

Shen Yumian raised his head, and tried to impress Lu Ji with his moist eyes, "Just for a moment, you can rest assured that I have a sense of proportion, and besides, I like you so much, how can I damage your hair, just these hairs I don't feel sorry for you, I care about your baldness more than anyone else."

Lu Ji: "..."

No matter what Shen Yumian said, Lu Ji remained indifferent.

Seeing this, Shen Yumian hugged Lu Ji and began to play tricks, causing Lu Ji's head to explode. He couldn't bear it anymore: "Shut up."

"I don't! Promise me! Otherwise, I'll bore you to death!"

"……Um."

Lu Ji sat back on the sofa again, with a cold face, Shen Yumian was instantly honest, and surrounded Lu Ji with a haircut bib with a smile.

"I'll try it, you trust me."

Lu Ji didn't even raise his eyelids, unwilling to talk to him.

Shen Yumian looked at Lu Ji's already short hair, gestured for a long time, but couldn't do it anymore.

After all, a boyfriend's hair can't be regenerated, if it is ruined, where would he cry?

So, Shen Yumian put the clipper back, and untied the bib.

Lu Ji looked at him, Shen Yumian looked back at him, and said quietly: "I'm afraid you'll be bald."

"..."

Lu Ji was once again blackened by Shen Yumian's success.

Shen Yumian, who didn't intend to yell at Lu Ji's hair, went to the bathroom with the set of hair cutting tools he bought.

Lu Ji glanced at him, and looked at his expression of death as if at home.

"..."

Lu Ji pulled the tablet and looked up from time to time in the direction of the bathroom.

Shen Yumian was full of confidence, looked at himself in the big mirror, then tied a big bib on himself, began to pick out the scissors that were handy, and stroked the bangs on his forehead a few times, and wiped the scissors with each card down...

Lu Ji looked towards the bathroom door again, and immediately looked away when he heard footsteps.

The sound of footsteps came from far to near, and then stopped in front of him.

"Lu Ji..." A pitiful voice sounded.

Lu Ji raised his head.

The air was quiet for a few seconds.

Lu Ji smiled and shrugged his shoulders.

Shen Yumian:? ? ?

Shen Yumian:! ! !

Shen Yumian: ...

Shen Yumian had a dog-gnawed hair on her face, her little face was red and white, aggrieved and uncomfortable, she didn't care about Lu Ji and actually smiled.

"You're still laughing at me!!! I'm so uncomfortable, woo woo woo, I wanted to cut a little bit, but who knew that I would cut too much with the scissors, I thought it would be symmetrical if I cut too much Cut this side again, who knew it would turn out like this!!! You don't comfort me, you still laugh at me!!!" Shen Yumian became more and more wronged as she spoke, almost crying, staring at Lu Ji.

Lu Ji immediately suppressed his smile, his eyes fell on Shen Yumian's hair again, and he immediately retracted his gaze, trying hard to hold his expression.

Shen Yumian had a depressed expression on his face, "Am I ugly like this?"

Lu Ji originally wanted to "hmm", but when he met Shen Yumian with a look of "If you dare to say yes", I will catch your gaze, and then changed his words: "It's okay."

Shen Yumian still stared at him.

Lu Ji: "...not ugly."

It's just kind of funny.

Shen Yumian sat next to Lu Ji angrily, scratched the uneven hair on his head, sighed, with a look of lovelessness.

"Ah!!!" Shen Yumian slumped on Lu Ji's lap, "Don't push me away!!! Do you have the heart to push away a poor person who is depressed to the bottom and has nothing to love?"

Lu Ji withdrew his raised hand knowingly.

Shen Yumian grabbed Lu Ji's clothes, whimpered, raised his eyes after howling for a while, "Isn't it particularly ugly?"

Seeing how sad he was, Lu Ji comforted him for the first time: "It's not that ugly."

Shen Yumian: "..."

"I didn't think it would be that ugly? Is it ugly?" The irrational person is picking up words at this moment.

Shen Yumian looked at Lu Ji with teary eyes.

Lu Ji thought about it immediately, and said, "It's not ugly, your face is pretty."

Last time he was only praised for his good-looking eyes, but this time he was directly praised for his good-looking face. Shen Yumian immediately buried his face in Lu Ji's arms shyly.

Lu Ji: "..."

"Almost all right."

"No, this kind of great sorrow and great joy needs to get used to slowly."

"..."

In the end, Lu Ji couldn't stand a big head rolling around, so he lifted Shen Yumian aside, keeping his whole body away from him.

Shen Yumian sat cross-legged on the sofa and didn't speak for a long time, not knowing what he was thinking.

Thinking that he was still sad about his hair, Lu Ji was about to say something.

just heard-

"Lu Ji!!! Did you laugh just now!!!"

This reflex arc is really long enough.

Lu Ji: "..."

Shen Yumian turned around and looked at Lu Ji with bright eyes.

Lu Ji was expressionless: "No."

"You have!!! You just laughed!"

"What? I can't laugh?"

"Yes, yes, yes!!! Baby looks so pretty when he smiles."

"..."

"Lu Ji, laugh again."

"……boring."