After sleeping until 03:30 in the afternoon, Lin Xuebi woke up naturally.

The whole body is soft, but compared to the mild nausea and nausea in the morning, I feel much better now.

Going out of the living room, seeing Zhang Damao who was still aggrieved and sleeping on the sofa, Lin Xuebi still couldn't resist buying a sofa bed for Zhang Damao.

It is the kind that can be folded up as a sofa and folded down as a bed.Even if Zhang Damao leaves in the future, Lin Xuebi can continue to use it.And in response to environmental protection, the old sofas can be recycled at a discount.The service is unbelievably good.

Only an hour later, the employees of the furniture company sent up the new sofa.

One is a tiger half-orc who looks like a college student, and the other is a middle-aged bull half-orc.Because the faces are all human, Lin Xuebi can see the difference.

When the door was opened to let the employees in, Zhang Damao was still lazily looking at the animal world on the sofa.Lin Xuebi didn't pay much attention either.

However, the sofa hadn't even moved out of the house, and the tiger half-orc was so frightened that the sofa in his hand was shaking, "Tiger, tiger..."

He wanted to say that there was a terrible tiger in the house, and he needed to ask the tiger to leave first.

But the coercion was so terrifying that he didn't dare to get close at all.

"Huh?" Lin Xuebi glanced at the tiger half-orc, and then at Zhang Big Cat, who was lazily watching TV on the sofa like a lump of cat cake, "That's right. There is a tiger at home."

Lin Xuebi was puzzled, could it be that this is a fellow villager with tears in his eyes?

But Zhang Big Mao knew what the tiger half-orc wanted to say.After lying down for so long, Big Cat Zhang simply took advantage of the time to change the sofa to go to the bathroom.

The little one was injured before, so the kernel took the initiative to show weakness to prevent war.Now the injury is slowly recovering, the body has become larger, and the momentum has naturally increased.

I also blamed Lin Xuebi for being too special and making him relax too easily.

Unknowingly, Zhang Damao walked into the bathroom in Lin Xuebi's bedroom.

She raised her tail and sat down on the toilet.

The facilities in this room were chosen by him before, and the toilet can naturally bear his weight.

If you want to say pull, you can't pull anything.He just wanted to find a place where he would not be disturbed, and wait for the two orcs outside to finish assembling the sofa before going out.

He wasn't the only one, those who were active on the battlefield didn't all come back like this.

Go out, there is no one within 20 meters.

A humanoid scavenger.

Just as Zhang Big Mao was thinking wildly, Lin Xuebi, who was sending Wanren away, happened to want to go to the bathroom.

Lin Xuebi: "..."

How would you describe the scene in front of you?

A big tiger taller and stronger than an adult sits on the petite toilet.It holds a roll of paper in its hand.There are also a few nail holes on the roll paper, like they were poked when constipated and bored.

This scene is slightly magical.

There must be something wrong with the way he opened the door.

Lin Xuebi quickly closed the door.

Big Cat Zhang: "..."

The door was opened again.

It was the same scene, but the tiger shyly covered the lower body with its big cat claws.

Lin Xuebi: "..."

Even more magical.

Just when Zhang Big Mao didn't know whether to confess, Lin Xuebi took a photo of Zhang Big Mao.

Big Cat Zhang: "!!!"

Forget it.

Big cat Zhang doesn't mind his tiger shape very much.

After Lin Xuebi took the photo, he went to the study.

This is the first time Lin Xuebi has posted on the pet forum.

Topic: Is it normal for my big cat to go to the toilet like this?

As in the title, I always thought that big cats should use the squat toilet, but why does he use the sit toilet?Are you constipated?

The accompanying picture is what Zhang Big Cat looks like when he goes to the toilet.

In order to give the shy Zhang Big Mao a little face, Lin Xuebi kindly built two shelters for Zhang Big Mao.One is the place to cover, and the other is the face.

Unexpectedly, the floors were brushed really fast.It took only a few minutes for Lin Xuebi to post, and the building was built.

2L: Hahahaha!The landlord's cat is normal, but the landlord's mosaic is simply infused with soul.

3L: Fire Tong Liu Ming.

5L: Sure enough, no matter what kind of photo, adding a mosaic on the face always has a special taste.

6L: bad technology plus mosaic, two essentials for harmony.

8L: Your buildings are crooked.Don't be afraid, this is normal.My big cat will change the channel by itself when watching TV.

Landlord: My family can also turn on the TV and change channels by itself.

10L: My house will open the door.

11L: My house can turn on the air conditioner.

Only then did Lin Xuebi realize belatedly that he didn't seem to take Zhang Damao's watching TV too seriously.At the beginning, I only remembered that Fox Pei said Zhang Damao was smart, but over time he put some routine behaviors on Zhang Damao.

But as a pet, it is actually too smart.

18L: Go upstairs.What are you all.My chinchilla has no rivals.Please look at the last three lines.

There are three photos in this building, which are screenshots of the game "Interstellar Glory".

19L: hhhhhh I'm dying of laughter.The jungler had 12 kills, 0 deaths and 7 assists.Why doesn't your chinchilla go to heaven!

20L: I'll go!Amazing.

21L: Hahahaha, I laughed so hard. Although the records are in the same row, I can fully recognize which ones are played by cats and which ones are played by 18L himself.

Lin Xuebi looked at it curiously, and found that just as 21L said, the record is clear.Although the heroes are somewhat repetitive, the gap is too great.One is the MVP with no more than three deaths per game, and the other is the worst loser with no more than three kills.

According to the saying that the last three lines of 18L are Totoro, the game level of 18L can be imagined.

However, seeing that there are more monster pets, Lin Xuebi is much more relieved about Zhang Damao's IQ.And with a higher IQ, as a companion pet, it does have more advantages.

No one wants to live with a beast with only instinct.

It was so scary.

Learned for a while.When it was time for dinner, Lin Xuebi continued to order takeaway, watched the news and had dinner with Zhang Damao.

Naturally, the electric shock rod did not leave his body.

Lin Xuebi, who ate a "vegetarian" meal at noon, finally ordered a meal of meat.

Burgers, French fries, chicken nuggets, and most importantly, the grilled chicken with an attractive color.

Zhang Damao took a deep breath of the aroma of roast chicken, and Lin Xuebi was so frightened that he held the electric shock baton again.

Just like a wolf is coming, after Lin Xuebi held the electric shock baton again and again, Zhang Damao has gradually changed from being cautious to indifferent.

Zhang Damao pushed his unopened tube of nutritional supplements to Lin Xuebi, showing his longing for roast chicken.

"You, can't you open it?" Lin Xuebi asked suspiciously.

But he watched Zhang Damao opened it for more than half a month, and every time he opened the nutritional supplement in a fancy way, as if he often took it.

Zhang Damao shook his tiger's head, then pointed to the roast chicken, then pushed the nutrient to Lin Xuebi, and then pointed to the roast chicken.

Lin Xuebi: "..."

This profiteer is really good at doing business.

Trade him for a delicious roast chicken with that bland nutrient.

Don't talk about the taste, just talk about the size, the roast chicken will completely kill the nutritional supplements.

Lin Xuebi wanted to refuse, but when he saw Zhang Damao's fluffy hair, he immediately changed his mind and said, "How about it. Let me touch it a few times, and I'll eat it for you."

Jing Cun didn't say that he couldn't eat anything else at the time, but just told Big Cat Zhang to eat less.

The amount of nutrients is fixed, which means that eating less refers to other things.It shouldn't be too much for the tiger to eat some meat.

According to the size of a tiger, a little oil and salt should not be afraid.And in the interstellar era, genetically modified pets have better adaptability.When the time comes to remove the chicken skin, you should not be afraid to eat the white meat inside.

Anyway, he feeds less and lets the big cat taste it.

Zhang Damao himself likes being stroked by Lin Xuebi, and he only feels that he has earned twice as much.

Without any reason to refuse, Zhang Damao nodded and agreed.

With consent, Lin Xuebi stretched out his hand cautiously, but as his hand got closer and closer to the huge tiger's head, he retracted it in fear.

Just when Lin Xuebi wanted to go around and touch again, Zhang Damao stretched out his right hand.

The fur color of the paws is slightly lighter, and the flesh is black and gray. The balls are very clean, and they don't look dirty at all.

Lin Xuebi carefully wrapped the tiger's claws with both hands.

Like a cat's claw magnified more than ten times, the meat and balls are soft.I don't know if it's because the ground is cold, or the meat ball's body temperature is low.

Squeeze it, the place with hair is soft and comfortable, while the place with meat and ball is cold and soft.It feels amazing.

After Lin Xuebi finished pinching the big cat's paws, it was finally time for Zhang Big Cat to eat roast chicken.

However, Lin Xuebi is too unkind.

Under Zhang Damao's expectant eyes, Lin Xuebi first tore out a chicken leg.

Zhang Damao looked at Lin Xuebi's chicken legs and thought it was okay.Lin Xuebi wants to eat roast chicken, so tear up a chicken leg.The rest is his, and Zhang Damao said he can accept it.

Then, Lin Xuebi closed the remaining part.

Big Cat Zhang was a little disappointed.Can give a chicken leg, but also reluctantly.At worst, after eating the chicken leg, Lin Xuebi will touch it again and change it to another chicken leg.

This is not the end.

I saw Lin Xuebi tore another piece of meat from the chicken leg, and put the finger-sized piece of chicken leg meat on the takeaway cover, and pushed it in front of Zhang Damao.

Big Cat Zhang: "..."

"Eat it. The chicken thigh you want." Lin Xuebi didn't know what he had done, and said calmly: "I shouldn't have given it to you, but who made me a trustworthy person."

Zhang Damao glanced at Lin Xuebi who thought he was trustworthy: "..."

After three seconds of silence.

Big cat Zhang did exactly the same thing as Fox Pei.

With a huge mouth, he bit the whole roast chicken, together with the package, into his mouth.

"Hey! Return the roast chicken!" Lin Xuebi didn't care about being afraid of the tiger.At this moment, he was even more afraid that Zhang Damao would swallow the entire packaging bag, including the roast chicken, into his stomach.At that time, I had to go to the operating room to remove the bag.

He grabbed the bag containing the roast chicken and tried to snatch the roast chicken back from Zhang Da Mao's mouth.

But Lin Xuebi's strength is not comparable to that of Zhang Damao, so he can only pull while trying to persuade the other party, "You can't eat any more. You are already fat enough! The dean said you have to take nutritional supplements."

Ginseng attack? !Big Cat Zhang bit even tighter.

Where is he fat?It is obviously a standard tiger shape.Take it out to participate in the tiger-shaped beauty contest and win awards.

Lin Xuebi didn't know where he said something wrong.

Not only did the opponent not let go, but he bit even tighter.

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