Zhang Big Cat recovers from illness at home [Interstellar]
Chapter 100 Chili
"What happens if you answer wrong?" When Cheng Senli said this, he glanced at the people in the pot provocatively.
It's winter, the water is warm and warm, and it's the best time to take a bath.And Shan Wenfei, who was supposed to play the role of the victim in the pot, looked at Cheng Senli with a comfortable face.
The thirteen people standing in the cold wind really wanted to pull out the Shanwen door in the pot, shouting 'Let me come for such a dangerous character'.
"If you answer a question wrong, I will put a side dish in it until you answer the question correctly." Nie Shujie behaved very fiercely, and even knocked the pot with a mace.
The water in the pot was a little full, and with such a knock, the water overflowed the pot and flowed down the edge of the pot, extinguishing all the firewood underneath.
The scene was awkward.
The barrage is crazy hahaha, I can't wait to rewind it a hundred times.
Shan Wenfei glanced at the wet firewood underneath, and said, "Put some new firewood on it, and I'll light it."
The obedient little rabbit Nie Shujie hurried to bring new firewood.
Shan Wenfei's ability is somewhat special, it can change the temperature of the object itself.
After the firewood is piled up, Shan Wenfei uses his ability to change the temperature of the firewood.When the temperature reaches the ignition point, the firewood ignites spontaneously.
Even if the flame is ignited again, the originally not very serious scene is even more funny.
【No, this variety show is going to kill me from laughing hahaha】
【Welcome to the series I teach others how to cook themselves】
"It's the first time for everyone to participate in the program, and they understand and tolerate each other." Shan Wenfei waved to the crowd, "Everyone, continue, continue."
[Hahahaha this is the first time I stew myself in an iron pot, I am not familiar with it]
[Steam a few times more]
[Official reminder: Children should not imitate easily.The big brother has been certified by professional organizations, and his body can withstand the cold of -102 degrees and the high temperature of 429 degrees.If you are interested in imitating activities, please go to a professional organization for appraisal first. 】
[So, this brother can't cook well? 】
[Primitive Man: What?Wouldn't my ingredients go to waste then? 】
[Wait, you are not wondering, how did this data come out? 】
[Hahahaha professional organization cooked it first]
[Isn't this meal twice-cooked pork? 】
[God's twice-cooked pork, sisters can talk more if they can talk]
"Continue what. Why don't you just cook this wolf. I'll help you. I know how to cook it better." Cheng Senli rolled up his sleeves, picked up the ingredients and wanted to cook the people in the pot, "Shouldn't it be cooked? After finishing him, we can pass the level?"
"Hey, hey, it can't be like this. We have to answer the questions." The little primitive Nie Shujie was confused by this scene.
Aren't they a rescue operation?
How did it become a drama of mutual dismantling among the rescued?
"What question to answer. I'll show you how to do it. The wolf has to pluck its hair first. Otherwise, the soup will be undrinkable." Cheng Senli poured all the red dried chili into the pot, and the pungent chili smell choked everyone Cough.
"Fuck, what kind of pepper is this?" Cheng Senli, who killed the seventeen-clawed fish with one hand, backed away quickly after being smoked by the little pepper.
【That's shabu shabu spicy hahaha】
[As a person who doesn't eat spicy food, my butt hurts for no reason]
Lin Xuebi was not much better, as small pearls kept falling out of the corners of his eyes.
The pearls with a light red color are very rare, and netizens called out to quickly pick them up and exchange them for points.
Xiang Jingwen was the only one in the audience who took a deep breath and uttered a native dialect, "Ba Shi."
【Bashi hahaha】
This biochemical weapon is really uncomfortable, Shan Wenfei only persisted for two seconds, and directly abandoned the pot and fled.
Seeing someone fleeing, everyone stopped insisting and left the hot pepper field in a hurry.
Xiang Jingwen looked at the glowing red pot, and felt that it was a pity that no one would eat these peppers.But she was recording a program, put out the fire with ice, and kept up with the big troops while maintaining the forest.
It's just that before leaving, I didn't forget to take a handful of Chaotian peppers, and walked while eating.
[Xiang Hot Girl: How invincible is~~~~how lonely~~~]
[Set fire to the mountain and sit in prison.Before leaving the forest, please ensure that the fire source is extinguished]
A group of people ran for more than 200 meters before escaping from the biochemical land.
"It's choking me to death. You can't handle the heat yourself, so why are you preparing such choking peppers?" Sha Jianchao is a marine half-orc who is most sensitive to the humidity of the air. The humidity of the peppers is simply overwhelming. His pores exploded.
"It's because I underestimated chili peppers." Shan Wenfei had already turned into a wolf shape, and he didn't dare to wear the clothes soaked in chili liquid.
He watched the people in the video take a hot pepper bath so quickly, and thought that he could also take a cheerful hot pepper bath this winter, but he didn't think that this thing was like a biological weapon.
"Haha..." Cheng Senli just wanted to laugh at Shan Wenfei, who shot himself in the foot with a rock, but when he saw Xiang Jingwen walking calmly behind him, he was dumbfounded.
What kind of feeling is this? When everyone can't stand the chili, Xiang Jingwen holds the chili in her hand, chews it crunchy, and calmly walks out of the terrifying smell of the chili.Like a queen.
Everyone was stunned.
[I never knew that eating spicy food has such a halo]
【Mom, I want to eat chili too】
【Eat, eat big, the kind that can go to the hospital tomorrow to see chrysanthemums】
When everyone was focusing on Xiang Jingwen, Nie Shujie, who was outside the camera, quietly grabbed Lin Xuebi's wrist.
Lin Xuebi panicked when he saw Nie Shujie's pale face.
Just as he was about to speak, Nie Shujie hurriedly made a shush gesture, and pointed to the camera on Lin Xuebi's body.
With Nie Shujie's appearance, he obviously didn't want to say anything.
Lin Xuebi hurriedly removed the camera on his body, and Nie Shujie said: "Help me to a place where no one is around, I can't walk anymore."
Nie Shujie didn't want his embarrassment to appear on camera.
He knew that this might hurt Lin Xuebi, but this was his last dignity.
After Lin Xuebi greeted the most reliable and quiet Bai Zhishe, he quickly took Nie Shujie away.If you don't say hello, you will find that he is nowhere to be found later, and the rest of you will definitely be looking for him all over the mountain.I can't even handle things.
When there was no monitoring equipment, Nie Shujie opened his mouth and said, "I seem to be a little out of control."
His brain is very swollen, he may be dizzy from the chili, or his genes may be very disgusted with the spicy taste, so disgusted that all the genes in his body are resisting.
For a while, Lin Xuebi remembered the fate of those who lost control.
He held Nie Shujie's hand in a panic, not wanting his friend who helped him along the way to end up like that, "No way. I know that if I get out of control, I have to leave first and give me enough space. You rest first, and I won't disturb you. I told them not to disturb you. I will come back to accompany you in a while, and I will be by your side. Are you okay, okay. "
"Well, go ahead and tell them. Keep them away." Nie Shujie knew that he was just a rabbit, and as long as there were no energy fluctuations, turning into a beast would not hurt others.
But Nie Shujie hopes that other people can persuade Lin Xuebi to stop approaching this dangerous place.
Lin Xuebi hurried back.
He couldn't wait to find someone to help.
He didn't know who to turn to, and this was a disease that the entire Federation could not find a remedy for.But he just wanted to find someone, subconsciously looking for a dependency.
Before he got close, he heard Chang Yongfei yelling loudly: "That pepper almost smoked my genes out of control. It's so hot that my soul resonates."
"Hahaha, then we have to arrest you and send you to the prison of the out-of-control." Wan Zhanxiao said with a smile.That heartless appearance made Lin Xuebi very uncomfortable.
"I'll go, are you a friend? Can't friends hide me?" Chang Yongfei also smiled, and that smile made Lin Xuebi dazzle.
It's really hard to be in it and watch other people make fun of their own worries.
"What are you hiding? It's against the law to hide someone who is out of control. You will be sentenced to prison now. You haven't seen so many cameras here, I can't save you." Wan Zhanxiao pointed to the cameras everywhere, and said righteously.
Hearing this, Lin Xuebi's face turned pale.
Yes, camera!
There are cameras everywhere!Even if he told them, what about the audience?
The audience only thought that they had gone to rest elsewhere, but it was impossible for him to let everyone in the program group come over. This was undoubtedly making things that could have been covered up even bigger.
This matter can only depend on himself.
How to do?
He didn't want Nie Shujie to go to prison.He can raise Nie Shujie like a big cat, and he doesn't mind that Nie Shujie is out of control.
But what should he do?
"Xuebi, what's wrong with you? Where's the little gray rabbit?" Gui Qi, who was closest to him, asked strangely.He just said it casually.
Lin Xuebi, who was already nervous, became even more nervous when other people looked over one after another.
In desperation, Lin Xuebi cast a look at Bai Zhishe for help, but saw that Bai Zhishe's face instantly turned into Nie Shujie with red dots.
Just for a moment, like a mirage.
Lin Xuebi found an excuse in an instant, "The chili is too hot, and I may be allergic to it. There are red spots on the skin, so it is not convenient to appear on camera."
The excuse was a bit bad, Shan Wenfei and the others saw Lin Xuebi's problem at a glance.Especially when Shan Wenfei saw that Lin Xuebi even took off the camera, and the electronic hand card that Nie Shujie put on his feet at some point.Something must have happened.
But he knew it was the show, and knew that many things were inconvenient.
Therefore, Shan Wenfei said: "Hahaha, I suddenly remembered that there is a very famous spicy rabbit head."
[Haha rabbits are afraid of peppers, they are born]
"Mala, you wolf head, hurry up and answer the question, I'll make you a wolf." Cheng Senli choked.
Shan Wenfei picked up the electronic hand card at his feet, read and said, "The first question, how to cook a wolf? Why do I think it's weird for me to say this."
"I don't know this question, but I suggest practicing it." Cheng Senli rolled up his sleeves while talking.
Shan Wenfei quickly refused, "Wrong, wolves are protected animals, how can they cook?"
"Very good, I got the wrong answer, you can add ingredients." Cheng Senli rubbed his hands, thinking about what to add.
Shan Wenfei fled in a hurry, "Oh! Someone is going to kill an animal, who will save me?"
The others laughed and made noises, as if they were not panicked by the loss of anyone, as if they had expected it.
Lin Xuebi looked at everyone gratefully, turned and left.
It's winter, the water is warm and warm, and it's the best time to take a bath.And Shan Wenfei, who was supposed to play the role of the victim in the pot, looked at Cheng Senli with a comfortable face.
The thirteen people standing in the cold wind really wanted to pull out the Shanwen door in the pot, shouting 'Let me come for such a dangerous character'.
"If you answer a question wrong, I will put a side dish in it until you answer the question correctly." Nie Shujie behaved very fiercely, and even knocked the pot with a mace.
The water in the pot was a little full, and with such a knock, the water overflowed the pot and flowed down the edge of the pot, extinguishing all the firewood underneath.
The scene was awkward.
The barrage is crazy hahaha, I can't wait to rewind it a hundred times.
Shan Wenfei glanced at the wet firewood underneath, and said, "Put some new firewood on it, and I'll light it."
The obedient little rabbit Nie Shujie hurried to bring new firewood.
Shan Wenfei's ability is somewhat special, it can change the temperature of the object itself.
After the firewood is piled up, Shan Wenfei uses his ability to change the temperature of the firewood.When the temperature reaches the ignition point, the firewood ignites spontaneously.
Even if the flame is ignited again, the originally not very serious scene is even more funny.
【No, this variety show is going to kill me from laughing hahaha】
【Welcome to the series I teach others how to cook themselves】
"It's the first time for everyone to participate in the program, and they understand and tolerate each other." Shan Wenfei waved to the crowd, "Everyone, continue, continue."
[Hahahaha this is the first time I stew myself in an iron pot, I am not familiar with it]
[Steam a few times more]
[Official reminder: Children should not imitate easily.The big brother has been certified by professional organizations, and his body can withstand the cold of -102 degrees and the high temperature of 429 degrees.If you are interested in imitating activities, please go to a professional organization for appraisal first. 】
[So, this brother can't cook well? 】
[Primitive Man: What?Wouldn't my ingredients go to waste then? 】
[Wait, you are not wondering, how did this data come out? 】
[Hahahaha professional organization cooked it first]
[Isn't this meal twice-cooked pork? 】
[God's twice-cooked pork, sisters can talk more if they can talk]
"Continue what. Why don't you just cook this wolf. I'll help you. I know how to cook it better." Cheng Senli rolled up his sleeves, picked up the ingredients and wanted to cook the people in the pot, "Shouldn't it be cooked? After finishing him, we can pass the level?"
"Hey, hey, it can't be like this. We have to answer the questions." The little primitive Nie Shujie was confused by this scene.
Aren't they a rescue operation?
How did it become a drama of mutual dismantling among the rescued?
"What question to answer. I'll show you how to do it. The wolf has to pluck its hair first. Otherwise, the soup will be undrinkable." Cheng Senli poured all the red dried chili into the pot, and the pungent chili smell choked everyone Cough.
"Fuck, what kind of pepper is this?" Cheng Senli, who killed the seventeen-clawed fish with one hand, backed away quickly after being smoked by the little pepper.
【That's shabu shabu spicy hahaha】
[As a person who doesn't eat spicy food, my butt hurts for no reason]
Lin Xuebi was not much better, as small pearls kept falling out of the corners of his eyes.
The pearls with a light red color are very rare, and netizens called out to quickly pick them up and exchange them for points.
Xiang Jingwen was the only one in the audience who took a deep breath and uttered a native dialect, "Ba Shi."
【Bashi hahaha】
This biochemical weapon is really uncomfortable, Shan Wenfei only persisted for two seconds, and directly abandoned the pot and fled.
Seeing someone fleeing, everyone stopped insisting and left the hot pepper field in a hurry.
Xiang Jingwen looked at the glowing red pot, and felt that it was a pity that no one would eat these peppers.But she was recording a program, put out the fire with ice, and kept up with the big troops while maintaining the forest.
It's just that before leaving, I didn't forget to take a handful of Chaotian peppers, and walked while eating.
[Xiang Hot Girl: How invincible is~~~~how lonely~~~]
[Set fire to the mountain and sit in prison.Before leaving the forest, please ensure that the fire source is extinguished]
A group of people ran for more than 200 meters before escaping from the biochemical land.
"It's choking me to death. You can't handle the heat yourself, so why are you preparing such choking peppers?" Sha Jianchao is a marine half-orc who is most sensitive to the humidity of the air. The humidity of the peppers is simply overwhelming. His pores exploded.
"It's because I underestimated chili peppers." Shan Wenfei had already turned into a wolf shape, and he didn't dare to wear the clothes soaked in chili liquid.
He watched the people in the video take a hot pepper bath so quickly, and thought that he could also take a cheerful hot pepper bath this winter, but he didn't think that this thing was like a biological weapon.
"Haha..." Cheng Senli just wanted to laugh at Shan Wenfei, who shot himself in the foot with a rock, but when he saw Xiang Jingwen walking calmly behind him, he was dumbfounded.
What kind of feeling is this? When everyone can't stand the chili, Xiang Jingwen holds the chili in her hand, chews it crunchy, and calmly walks out of the terrifying smell of the chili.Like a queen.
Everyone was stunned.
[I never knew that eating spicy food has such a halo]
【Mom, I want to eat chili too】
【Eat, eat big, the kind that can go to the hospital tomorrow to see chrysanthemums】
When everyone was focusing on Xiang Jingwen, Nie Shujie, who was outside the camera, quietly grabbed Lin Xuebi's wrist.
Lin Xuebi panicked when he saw Nie Shujie's pale face.
Just as he was about to speak, Nie Shujie hurriedly made a shush gesture, and pointed to the camera on Lin Xuebi's body.
With Nie Shujie's appearance, he obviously didn't want to say anything.
Lin Xuebi hurriedly removed the camera on his body, and Nie Shujie said: "Help me to a place where no one is around, I can't walk anymore."
Nie Shujie didn't want his embarrassment to appear on camera.
He knew that this might hurt Lin Xuebi, but this was his last dignity.
After Lin Xuebi greeted the most reliable and quiet Bai Zhishe, he quickly took Nie Shujie away.If you don't say hello, you will find that he is nowhere to be found later, and the rest of you will definitely be looking for him all over the mountain.I can't even handle things.
When there was no monitoring equipment, Nie Shujie opened his mouth and said, "I seem to be a little out of control."
His brain is very swollen, he may be dizzy from the chili, or his genes may be very disgusted with the spicy taste, so disgusted that all the genes in his body are resisting.
For a while, Lin Xuebi remembered the fate of those who lost control.
He held Nie Shujie's hand in a panic, not wanting his friend who helped him along the way to end up like that, "No way. I know that if I get out of control, I have to leave first and give me enough space. You rest first, and I won't disturb you. I told them not to disturb you. I will come back to accompany you in a while, and I will be by your side. Are you okay, okay. "
"Well, go ahead and tell them. Keep them away." Nie Shujie knew that he was just a rabbit, and as long as there were no energy fluctuations, turning into a beast would not hurt others.
But Nie Shujie hopes that other people can persuade Lin Xuebi to stop approaching this dangerous place.
Lin Xuebi hurried back.
He couldn't wait to find someone to help.
He didn't know who to turn to, and this was a disease that the entire Federation could not find a remedy for.But he just wanted to find someone, subconsciously looking for a dependency.
Before he got close, he heard Chang Yongfei yelling loudly: "That pepper almost smoked my genes out of control. It's so hot that my soul resonates."
"Hahaha, then we have to arrest you and send you to the prison of the out-of-control." Wan Zhanxiao said with a smile.That heartless appearance made Lin Xuebi very uncomfortable.
"I'll go, are you a friend? Can't friends hide me?" Chang Yongfei also smiled, and that smile made Lin Xuebi dazzle.
It's really hard to be in it and watch other people make fun of their own worries.
"What are you hiding? It's against the law to hide someone who is out of control. You will be sentenced to prison now. You haven't seen so many cameras here, I can't save you." Wan Zhanxiao pointed to the cameras everywhere, and said righteously.
Hearing this, Lin Xuebi's face turned pale.
Yes, camera!
There are cameras everywhere!Even if he told them, what about the audience?
The audience only thought that they had gone to rest elsewhere, but it was impossible for him to let everyone in the program group come over. This was undoubtedly making things that could have been covered up even bigger.
This matter can only depend on himself.
How to do?
He didn't want Nie Shujie to go to prison.He can raise Nie Shujie like a big cat, and he doesn't mind that Nie Shujie is out of control.
But what should he do?
"Xuebi, what's wrong with you? Where's the little gray rabbit?" Gui Qi, who was closest to him, asked strangely.He just said it casually.
Lin Xuebi, who was already nervous, became even more nervous when other people looked over one after another.
In desperation, Lin Xuebi cast a look at Bai Zhishe for help, but saw that Bai Zhishe's face instantly turned into Nie Shujie with red dots.
Just for a moment, like a mirage.
Lin Xuebi found an excuse in an instant, "The chili is too hot, and I may be allergic to it. There are red spots on the skin, so it is not convenient to appear on camera."
The excuse was a bit bad, Shan Wenfei and the others saw Lin Xuebi's problem at a glance.Especially when Shan Wenfei saw that Lin Xuebi even took off the camera, and the electronic hand card that Nie Shujie put on his feet at some point.Something must have happened.
But he knew it was the show, and knew that many things were inconvenient.
Therefore, Shan Wenfei said: "Hahaha, I suddenly remembered that there is a very famous spicy rabbit head."
[Haha rabbits are afraid of peppers, they are born]
"Mala, you wolf head, hurry up and answer the question, I'll make you a wolf." Cheng Senli choked.
Shan Wenfei picked up the electronic hand card at his feet, read and said, "The first question, how to cook a wolf? Why do I think it's weird for me to say this."
"I don't know this question, but I suggest practicing it." Cheng Senli rolled up his sleeves while talking.
Shan Wenfei quickly refused, "Wrong, wolves are protected animals, how can they cook?"
"Very good, I got the wrong answer, you can add ingredients." Cheng Senli rubbed his hands, thinking about what to add.
Shan Wenfei fled in a hurry, "Oh! Someone is going to kill an animal, who will save me?"
The others laughed and made noises, as if they were not panicked by the loss of anyone, as if they had expected it.
Lin Xuebi looked at everyone gratefully, turned and left.
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