The whole entertainment circle bows down for me

Chu Huai felt that the second dog of his family should not be able to do such a stupid thing as 'rolling and crying'.

But everything has a probability, what if Miao Xiangwen activates that tiny stupid factor?

Moreover, the idiot factor is quite common in him.

Chu Huai couldn't afford to lose that person, so he called his mother and drove with Miao Xiang to buy fireworks near the surrounding elementary schools.

The ban on burning has been implemented for many years, and large supermarkets are afraid to sell those things. Only near the primary school, the audience has a hard demand, so they will make some fireworks sticks, throwing cannons and other things.

They were all things for children, but Miao Xiangwen bought a lot of them, almost contracting the entire stall.

"Let's find a remote place." Chu Huai said, "Go home after playing, or I'm afraid you will be arrested as soon as you enter the community."

"Okay, let's find a place with a sea." Miao Xiangwen said.

As soon as he finished speaking, Chu Huai stared at him.

"Brother, we are inland, where can I find the sea for you?"

Moreover, why the sea?Chu Huai thought for a while before remembering that the two of them used to record a program and let off children's fireworks at the beach.

This idiot is quite nostalgic.

Chu Huai casually complained, without much emotion.

When Miao Xiangwen heard it, she suddenly turned around, with a particularly hot, suggestive gaze that made it hard for Chu Huai to resist——

Hesitating to speak, he stared straight at him.

Chu Huai didn't even need to confirm it. After receiving this kind of sight, even with his eyes closed, he knew that his head must be full of yellow waste.

"What's the matter?" Chu Huai asked coolly.

"What did you call me just now?" Miao Xiangwen said.

"Miao Xiangwen." Chu Huai called him by name without emotion.

"It's not normal, what did you call me just now?" Miao Xiangwen repeated the question again.

Chu Huai casually complained, but couldn't remember what he called.Listening to his questioning, it was hard to recall that I called...

"Brother?" he said.

This time the barking was lighter than the last time, and the tail sound was a little floaty, which sounded extra soft.

Miao Xiangwen was easily pleased, and he couldn't control it. Thinking back to when he was a child, Chu Huai was still a dumpling with a baby voice.

He ran after him and called him 'Brother Wen Wen'.

Later, Chuhuai was a little older, and after entering elementary school, he never called him again, and called him by his first name and last name every time.

Later, when the two dated, he changed his address several times, but in the end he always felt uncomfortable, so he finally called back his name.

Suddenly hearing him called Big Brother, Miao Xiangwen realized that he misses that long-lost title very much.

"Here we are, get out of the car." Chu Huai interrupted him to reminisce about the past.

"Ah? By the sea?" Miao Xiang fell down in a daze.

There is no sea, no river, not even a small puddle.

There are big words on the signboard: XX Village Public Swimming Pool.

This swimming pool is not formal at all, it doesn't matter if there is no door, and there is not even a janitor.

The entire public swimming pool is open-air, and the Chinese New Year is approaching, and the public swimming pool is covered with snow, without any shelter.

"Is this also a swimming pool?" Miao Xiangwen felt that it was hard to explain.

"Yes, this swimming pool has been around since I was very young." Chuhuai community lives nearby, and he often plays with his classmates in the village.

"In the past, this place hadn't been developed yet, and there was a big reservoir nearby. In summer, students often went swimming in the reservoir, and the school repeatedly banned it." Chu Huai explained to him, "Later, our head teacher suggested that students swim naturally, and it is better to be sparse. Just set up a public swimming pool, at least you don’t have to worry about students drowning.”

He showed Miao Xiangwen a look at the swimming pool, and laughed, "Actually, it's just a hole, but everyone likes it very much, and people still come here often."

"It's well done." Miao Xiangwen praised sincerely.

Chu Huai laughed out loud.

"You want to find a place with water, so I thought of this place, but the water here is a bit special." Chu Huai stepped on the thick snow and walked to the side of the swimming pool.

The weather was cold, and more than one meter of ice had formed in the swimming pool, which was very thick, and there were scattered sliding marks on it.

It is indeed... water in the physical sense.

It is really important to learn physics well!

"When I was young, I used to come here with my classmates to fry ice. At that time, there was no burning ban. We lit that kind of cannonball and threw it over, and then ran away with our ears covered..." Chu Huai laughed at himself, and said cheerfully, "Then, it all slipped and was buried by the shaken snow."

"Why didn't you take me with you?" Miao Xiangwen found it interesting.

When they were young, they were in the same school, but they could only meet inside the school.

"Every New Year, you are taken abroad by your parents." Chu Huai poked his face, "Forgot?"

"..." Miao Xiangwen regretted it very much. If he had known earlier, he should have fought hard.

"Stop staring blankly, let's start." Chu Huai stomped his feet, "It's so cold here."

The location of the swimming pool is biased, and there is no popularity around it, so it is naturally cold.

After hearing what he said, Miao Xiangwen shook out those things from the bag, and the two of them unwrapped it like a treasure.

"I used to play these in elementary school." Chu Huai complained.

"The classics will last forever." Miao Xiangwen dug out the only box of relatively powerful cannon, lit it on the ignition strip next to it, and threw it into the nearby snowdrift.

The snow floating on the surface was blown open, eloquently, like a celestial maid sprinkled flowers, unexpectedly quite beautiful.

Miao Xiangwen unpacked another box of fairy wands. This thing looked dusty, not a fairy at all, as if it were iron wire wrapped in cement.

After lighting, especially at night, the flickering sparks are very beautiful.

"Ah Huai, let's let it go casually, isn't there a sense of ceremony?"

"These things to coax children, what sense of ritual do you want?"

"You don't need to coax children, but we are adults!" Miao Xiangwen had a flash of inspiration, and inserted the fairy sticks on the ice one by one to form two characters.

μ and ÷

Characters that don't seem to make sense.

After finishing the work, Miao Xiangwen clapped his hands and was very satisfied with his work.

He cheerfully greeted Chu Huai to come over, and the two lit up the characters representing each other.Miao Xiangwen hugged him and forced a selfie with her boyfriend.

"It's so stupid, can I refuse?" Chu Huai asked indifferently.

"No, come quickly!" Miao Xiangwen held up the phone, "Smile."

"Ha." Chu Huai became even more indifferent.

The two tossed and tossed for several hours, and simply cleaned up the garbage all over the floor.Miao Xiangwen was still disgusted and squatted on the snow, writing Chu Huai's name stroke by stroke, and took a very poetic photo with a filter.

"Let's go." Chu Huai urged.

"Ah Huai, let's come back next year." Miao Xiangwen said.

Chu Huai didn't answer him, and started the engine silently.Miao Xiangwen jumped into the car immediately for fear of being abandoned.

As soon as the two returned to the Xianghuai apartment, they were blocked by Lin Siyuan and Fang Xiaoxiao from left to right.

"Brother Chuhuai, you really let me down!" Fang Xiaoxiao put her hands on her hips and scolded seriously, "It's fine if the boss can't figure it out, how can you get along with him?"

"What collusion?" Chu Huai was a little confused.

"My little prince!" Lin Siyuan pulled him away, and said directly, "The two of you are trending on the fireworks display, and now you are being targeted."

"Ah? By whom?" Chu Huai was even more confused.

He took the mobile phone from Lin Siyuan, looked at it carefully, and finally realized who was watching him.

Dog food blogger Miao Xiangwen, after taking the photo, couldn't wait to post it on Weibo to show off to everyone, and received all kinds of comments on the painting style.

【New Year dog food!Xianghuai is true, I believe in love again. 】

[The Fairy Wand can still be played like this, so romantic! 】

[Romantic +1, unfortunately we don’t sell it here]

[Ahhh, I want to play Fairy Wand too!Let's go out now]

【…There are fairy sticks for sale nearby, but my name is in charge, and the abbreviation is also very complicated, there is no way to ignite it all at once, crying】

[The front row is looking for a boyfriend who will play fairy wands with me! 】

[Illegal fireworks and firecrackers in the urban area will be fined 500. 】

[? ? ?Upstairs is true, Xianghuai is cold]

[Ha ha ha ha in the morning a fire at the police station in the afternoon]

……

Chu Huai clicked on the 'Fine 500' Mr. homepage, and found that it was the city's firefighting microblog, only then did he realize the urgency of the matter.

They were not in the urban area, and they did not set off illegal products, but this behavior did have a great impact.

If all the fans went to buy fairy sticks, then it would be...

"What should I do?" Chu Huai asked.

"Admit my mistake first, but I haven't come up with a good solution for the time being, and I need your encouragement." Miao Xiangwen said shamelessly.

Chu Huai:? ? ?

If you make a mistake, you have the nerve to encourage it.

What about the face?

Helpless, he was an accomplice in this matter, so he could only ask patiently, "How to encourage?"

"It's just..." Miao Xiangwen leaned over and whispered a few words in his ear.

Chu Huai's eyes gradually turned cold, and Fang Xiaoxiao could read the obvious disgust in his eyes.

My boss is trying to kill me again, alas.Fang Xiaoxiao thought sympathetically, her boss is good everywhere, but he is not smart, pitiful, pitiful.

"You settle it first." Chu Huai did not directly refuse.

"Okay!" Miao Xiangwen agreed happily, and waved his hands to the other two, "You guys go, leave the rest to me."

"Are you okay?" Lin Siyuan asked anxiously.

"Are you questioning my dignity as a man?" Miao Xiangwen said angrily, "Whether I can do it or not is none of your business."

Lin Siyuan was so choked by him that he couldn't speak, turned around and left without looking back.

Miao Xiangwen followed up in Chuhuai's house, clapped his mobile phone and typed a clarification on Weibo.

The moment Chu Huai's phone rang, he immediately clicked on it.

Miao Xiangwen: I'm sorry, I will pay the fine tomorrow, I hope everyone will take it as a warning.

1. Do not set off fireworks and firecrackers in the city (I went to the suburbs with Ah Huai on purpose, but the suburbs are not acceptable.) 2. It is very romantic to spell names with fairy sticks, I hope everyone will not follow suit.After all, you are not immortal enough, and you have no one to fight with. 3. If everyone has to show affection, I think this way is also good. [picture]

The accompanying picture is on the snowy ground, with the word Chuhuai in one stroke, and a bag of garbage in the background, which shows a good sense of environmental protection.

[Sincere attitude, no shirk responsibility, worthy of praise]

[Miao Xiangwen, please make it clear!Who is not good enough! ! 】

[I don't have a partner, I'm worried, take off the powder for 3 minutes]

[What broken idol?The wall-climbing fan Chuhuai has gone, how warm it is]

Miao Xiangwen's self-destructive apology statement has achieved remarkable results. Everyone's interest has shifted from fairy sticks to fans. Uncle Fire also tolerantly said to bypass them.

He put down his phone, turned to Chuhuai, with a look of anticipation on his face.

"Ah Huai, it's time for you to reward me." Miao Xiangwen said.

"That..." Chu Huai tried, but always felt it was hard to say, and tried to discuss with him, "Can I refuse?"

"Ah?" Miao Xiangwen was wronged, "Okay."

His expression was so pitiful that Chu Huai softened his heart.

Chu Huai was heartbroken, gritted his teeth, and called out in a low voice——

"Smell, smell brother..."