The whole entertainment circle bows down for me
Chapter 29 First broadcast
'Ding--'
The identification is correct, and the anti-theft door opens in response.
Looking at the open door, Chu Huai was stunned for a few seconds, then slowly moved his hand away.
He lowered his head and looked at his fingers in disbelief.
When he moved to Xianghuai Linyuan, he had contact with the anti-theft system of the community.
The steps of entering fingerprints here are quite cumbersome, and it takes at least 10 minutes to adjust and confirm before and after, and adding and deleting unlocking fingerprints requires the confirmation of the head of the household.
After the whole process, the error probability of fingerprint unlocking is less than one in ten million.
Chu Huai didn't think that such a small probability would happen to him.
But he still couldn't remember when he had recorded his fingerprints at Miao Xiangwen's house.
Miao Xiangwen was already so drunk that he didn't know what year it was, and he didn't notice the subtle mood swings of his boyfriend at all.
He still held Chu Huai's hand tightly, led him into the study, and unscrewed the password box by the wall.
While recuperating at home alone, Miao Xiangwen carefully searched every corner of the house.
There were very few traces left by Chu Huai, so he collected them all and locked them in the safe so that those traces would not disappear again.
Chu Huai watched helplessly as he opened the safe and took out a pair of men's underwear from inside.
Chu Huai: ...
That thing was exactly the one that Miao Xiangwen took out like a baby when they first met, and showed him from all angles.
Okay, senior not only has a habit of collecting underwear, but also likes to lock the underwear in the safe.
Chu Huai's dull self-hypnosis: Everyone has some secret hobbies, I have to learn to adapt, and I can't treat my seniors as big perverts...
Although his behavior is indeed quite perverted.
Miao Xiangwen took out all the underwear, books, blankets, and wilted and dried hydrangeas from the box, and found a half box of anti-allergic medicines that had been opened from the corner.
"Here, eat quickly." He handed it to Chu Huai.
Chu Huai took it, looked around, and found a drinking fountain next to the desk.
He was facing that way, just took two steps, and suddenly couldn't move.
The arm was still pulled by Miao Xiangwen, inseparable.
"I want to drink water." Chu Huai tried to communicate with him.
"En." Mr. Miao Xiangwen responded coldly.
His cold tone, coupled with his expressionless face, and his innate noble temperament, made people's legs weak and addicted every minute.
As expected of the most A kid in the entertainment industry, Chu Huai subconsciously came up with this idea.
If she was a girl, she might also want to sleep with Miao Shen.
"If you're like this, I can't leave." Chu Huai pointed to him and held his hand.
"Oh." Miao Xiangwen lowered his gaze, looked at himself holding Chu Huai's hand, and frowned slightly.
People who are drunk have a slightly slower brain response.
Miao Xiangwen thought hard for a while before finally getting a solution, "I'll go with you."
The water dispenser is in the study, and I don't know how to run, so why do you insist on following me?
Are you a dog skin plaster that sticks and cannot be torn off?
Chu Huai complained silently, adhering to the idea of 'not reasoning with drunks', he did not reject Miao Xiangwen's proposal in the end.
The two came to the water dispenser, and Chu Huai found a pair of clean couple cups from the disinfection cabinet.
He poured water with the black one, and when he drank the medicine, Miao Xiangwen's eyes were fixed on his lips that were close to the mouth of the cup.
"That's mine." Miao Xiangwen whispered.
"Huh? I know."
The cup in Miao Shen's house must belong to him.
Miao Xiangwen didn't say anything, took Chu Huai's used cup and allergy medicine, dragged him back to the safe, and locked the two things in again.
Chu Huai: ...
How much you don't want me to use that cup.
The effect of the medicine took effect very quickly, and the rash on Chu Huai's body quickly disappeared, but the skin was still red and a little uncomfortable.
He wanted to go home and take a bath, but the dog skin plaster beside him wouldn't let him go.
Ten minutes ago, Chu Huai thought he was cute and docile.
Who knows that Miao Shen's drunkenness is a chronic disease, and as time goes by, the condition will gradually worsen.
Ten minutes after returning home, the drunkard Miao Xiangwen awakened his acting skills and began to play the role of the overlord in various idol dramas.
"Hey, man, I have my eyes on you." Miao Xiangwen hooked Chu Huai's chin and said in a serious tone, "I want you to give me 99 children."
"...Do you think giving birth is a sow giving birth?"
Miao Xiangwen pursed her lips and smiled charmingly, "Heh, you actually rejected me because of that sow?"
"..." Chu Huai completely failed to communicate.
Unexpectedly, Miao Xiangwen would regard the sow as a love rival.
In a way, he is also quite sad.
"Miao Xiangwen, stop making trouble."
"Oh, you know you're afraid? When you were hiding from me, why didn't you think that today would happen." Miao Xiangwen said domineeringly, "It's too late to admit my mistake now. I will imprison you, occupy you, and make you cry for me every night. , my little cutie!"
"Come on, drink some tea to sober up." Chu Huai handed over the teacup, narrowed his eyes, inexplicably disliked the two hundred and five.
Miao Xiangwen finished drinking tea obediently, the lines in his mouth were still dramatic, "Do you think this level can satisfy me? The night is still long!"
"Yes, yes, yes." Chu Huai said a few perfunctory words, too lazy to pay any attention to the drunken Miao Xiangwen.
He turns on the TV.
Today is the premiere of "Bo Xing", and the crew made a special trip to let them watch TV, so don't miss it.
The online version of "Bo Xing" was launched two hours later than the TV version, Chu Huai wanted to see it sooner, and couldn't wait to open the broadcast channel.
With 3 minutes left, he endured Miao Xiangwen's nonsense, and opened the crew group of "Bao Xing".
Group Chat-["Bo Xing" Zai Zai Delivery Squad]
Field worker: The TV is ready and waiting for the little princess to be born.
Styling: Why is it a little princess? "Bo Xing" Zai Zai is so handsome, he must be the crown prince!
Producer: According to the anticipation survey, the male to female ratio of "Bo Xing" audience is 3:7, and girls watch it more, she is a cute little princess
Taijun: I like both male and female treasures, I hope the lucky cubs will grow up to be more beautiful and cute
Worker: Uncle Taijun, you can understand what we are going to say?
Taijun: Why can't you understand?Don't think that old men stop surfing the Internet when they are 50 years old
Director: Come on, you have to add a 0 after fifty, five hundred years old!
Taijun: Then you are two years older than me!
Producer: Teacher Hu, today is such a festive day, you two don't bicker.By the way, where is my junior?
After reading through the records, Chu Huai quickly replied: I am here, I am here, and I will deliver the baby on time!
Back to the past, Chu Huai suddenly remembered the '99 children' that Miao Xiangwen said just now.
If it refers to this kind of 'child', Chu Huai is quite happy.
Just as Chu Huai sent out the reply, a chatterbox exploded.
Su Linyuan: Ahhh!Senior's first child is about to be born, I'm so excited.The beautiful lucky cub wants to recognize me as a godfather, and I will nurse him
Chu Huai: Wait, why are you in our crew?
Su Linyuan: The senior didn't touch the late stage, did he?I sang the theme song of "Bo Xing"~
While speaking, a soothing and melodious melody sounded on the TV.
In the upper right corner of the screen, the subtitles display singer information.
Theme Song: "Overthrow"
Lyrics/Music/Singing: Su Linyuan.
That chatty junior is still an all-in-one machine.
Underestimated him.
Producer: I didn't intend to invite Su Linyuan, because he talks too much!But Su Linyuan doesn’t need money to compose and write lyrics, and [-]% off for singing... People can’t live with money
Su Linyuan: Well... being an entertainer requires small profits but quick turnover.And this is the senior's first child, I'm willing to pay for it
Chu Huai: Thank you
He just sent the reply, thinking about what to say.Suddenly, a hand stretched out from the side, completely blocking his screen.
"Are you still so inattentive when you're with me?" Miao Xiangwen bullied her and leaned closer, and said domineeringly, "Could it be that I can't satisfy you?"
"What nonsense? I'm just chatting with my junior."
"Student again? No." Miao Xiangwen raised his eyebrows, "Man, do you know what will happen if you betray me?"
"All I know is that you shouldn't reason with drunks." Chu Huai rolled his eyes at him and turned Miao Xiangwen's head away, "Watch TV."
"I don't want to watch..." The drunkard was about to protest, but when he saw Chu Huai's figure on the screen, his eyes straightened instantly.
For the next two hours, he watched everyone pay attention, occasionally making a few dangerous remarks that children cannot hear.
"Ah Huai's mouth is so dry, he must want my kiss."
Chu Huai waved his hand, "No, no, it's just that I was too busy shooting that day and forgot to drink water."
"Ah Huai's waist is so thin, especially the side waist, which is very easy to touch."
Chu Huai said indifferently, "It's fine if you see the traitor face to face, can you move your hand away from my waist?"
"Your ass is so upturned, I still remember you putting your legs around my waist..."
"Miao Xiangwen!" Chu Huai couldn't bear to stop him, "Get rid of the yellow waste in your mind."
"Oh——" Miao Xiangwen responded in a drawn-out tone, sat up straight, and began to enter a green and harmonious state.
Three minutes later, the cleaning system in his brain malfunctioned.
"No." Miao Xiangwen said solemnly, "Clean it up, and I will lose my mind."
"Do you only have yellow crap in your head?"
"Yes." Miao Xiangwen replied confidently.
"...As expected of you." Chu Huai was unable to refute.
Thanks to Miao Xiangwen, in the first two episodes of "Bo Xing", Chu Huai's attention was all on things like 'Bai Shu's mouth is so dry', 'Bai Shu's waist is so thin', and 'Bai Shu's butt is so upturned' in this scene.
Helpless, Chu Huai had no choice but to dig out the online version with audience comments and barrage, wanting to watch the plot well.
result--
He was wrong.
The current audience is even more angry than Miao Xiangwen.
[The most difficult thing is to stay in the world, but please sleep and hear Miao Xiangwen! 】
[Ah ah ah!Chuhuai’s mother is here to see you]
[The CP drama I ate is finally aired, white sugar + Xianghuai, double the happiness! 】
[The one from Baitang+Xianghuai stopped, found a relative]
When Bai Shu appeared on the stage:
[I only hate that my generation is uneducated, and I can walk the world with a single sentence!Bai Shu is so fucking good-looking, I can fuck him for three days and three nights]
[Chicken coop warning, Miao Shen is coming with a knife]
[Chu Huai's figure is too superior, the screen is wet, I lick it]
[The one licking the screen don't go!Did you get this white viscous liquid on my screen! 】
[Chu Huai can still show off his face?The credit for the styling, it’s time to see the light and die】
[There must be a fairy upstairs, right?Chu Huai’s face is even despised]
[I saw the light die?See you at the middle of the next anniversary, let's see who dies after seeing the light】
"Mid-year party? What's that?" Miao Xiangwen leaned over, sticking to his back.
"Are you sober?"
"It's not too far away, just hold you."
Excuse.
Chu Huai was too lazy to expose this hooligan.
"The mid-year party is an internal event of Fengxing. There are too many artists in the company, so group activities will be organized regularly."
... In order to prevent Xiao Transparent from being out of work for a long time and committing suicide due to depression.
"Is that so?" Miao Xiangwen hugged him and asked, "Can I go?"
"You are not from Fengxing, what name did you use to go there?"
Miao Shen puffed out his chest with a shameless face, "The employees' families."
"Ah."
Miao Xiang heard soft words and hard words, but still didn't get the status of "employee's family members".
However, on the day of the mid-year ceremony, Miao Shen successfully sneaked into the scene.
After all, the top class in the entire entertainment industry, the guarantee of popularity and topics, is a man that no big boss can afford to offend.
Boss Feng Xing longed for him to support the scene.
Fengxing's mid-year and year-end parties are held every year. In addition, it also holds quarterly exchange meetings, monthly report meetings, festival parties, etc. every now and then, trying to find work for its artists.
In the past, few people paid attention to these activities like 'company team building'.
Among the thousands of artists under Fengxing, there are no more than twenty of them who are familiar to everyone and can name them.
It's so good, whoever doesn't lick his idol, wastes time to see many people he doesn't know.
But this time is different.
Three days into the countdown to the mid-year ceremony, Fengxing Entertainment began to publicize with great fanfare and distribute posters.
The third day's poster is Su Linyuan, the leading singer, the little king of music.Although I talk a lot, the singing is still very nice, and everyone expressed their expectations.
The poster on the second day was Chuhuai, a new trafficker who has become popular in the past half month.
Even if he is about to terminate the contract, according to Feng Xing's style, as long as he stays in the company, he has to squeeze a few hairs from him.
Two days before the publicity period, the two most popular people in the company have been released.
A few sporadic netizens who followed the event gathered together to guess who the third one would be?
In Fengxing, there is no more popular artist than Su Linyuan and Chu Huai.Qu Zhan, who was originally admiring, also fell, and his reputation was so bad that he dared not see anyone. The boss couldn't kill him and let him out.
Is there a group photo of thousands of people on the third day?Or use the boss Yuzhaobo as a gimmick?
They all guessed wrong, and in the early morning of the third day, Fengxing's official Weibo posted a promotional picture, blowing up all the zombie fans.
[Damn it, God Miao! ! ! 】
[Special guests... Miao, Xiang, Wen?Feng Xing is so awesome? 】
[Feng Xing will definitely not be able to invite Miao Shen, it is obvious who he is going for]
[Brother, break up with that blood-sucking waste, why did you descend to your godhood?Feng Xing is all stupid, this kind of rubbish activity is not worthy of my brother]
[Upstairs is black and white, please keep your eyes open, Miao Shen's house has not been black in Chuhuai for a long time.Moreover, the parties have clarified that they have no relationship at all, so they don't need to stamp the Lord's seal.Thank you Feng Xing for the invitation, I look forward to singing Miao Xiangwen]
[Thank you Feng Xing for the invitation.Fengxing is an old-fashioned brokerage company with the most artists in the industry. It has strong strength. It is a happy event that it is willing to invite Miao Shen as a special guest. Who is so shameless to trample on all the artists in Fengxing's company? 】
[The expectation is over!I really want to hear Miao Shen sing. Is there a live broadcast? 】
[There are live broadcasts, but it is recommended that you prepare quick-acting heart-relief pills before the live broadcast begins...]
[Miao Shen is about to open his voice, a large powder removal scene ahead]
Before the event started, Chu Huai and Su Linyuan who were waiting at the venue did their makeup and hair styling, and started chatting one-sidedly.
Su Linyuan chatted one-sidedly, and his tone was so fast and dense that Chu Huai had no time to answer.
Originally, I thought that my ears would be cleared up after the primary school brother finished talking about all the topics.
Obviously, he underestimated Su Linyuan.After the topic was finished, Su Linyuan was so bored that he opened the event live broadcast room to read, play, and play for Chu Huai!
Do you dare to take a little more time?
"Brother Huai, my sister is here!" Su Linyuan finished reading with emotion, and complained, "I almost thought it was Sister Mei who sent it."
"Looking forward to Su Linyuan, Su Linyuan's voice of nature, Su Linyuan's new generation singer, Su Linyuan, you can shut up... What are you doing, why did you post the last one?"
"Come on, Chuhuai, I'll call you at the scene! Your fans actually bought tickets to come in, true love."
"Ah?" Chu Huai took off the headphones and sighed, "What a waste of money."
Feng Xing's mid-year grand ceremony is open to audience tickets, the number is only [-], and the price is cheap, but they can't be sold.
After all, even if their idols will be on stage, not many people are willing to endure seven hours of boring performances.
"You seem to have more fans who bought tickets than Miao Shen." Su Linyuan bumped his shoulder, "Senior, you are going to crush the top class."
"Don't be kidding, I'm still far away." Chu Huai was bumped by him and leaned on the back of the chair and said, "Why?"
"The reason is very simple. Miao Shen has an offline event tomorrow, and you can go to the brand event to see him up close. Of course, fans will choose there. And..." Su Linyuan leaned over and said mysteriously, "Miao Shen sings too sharply. .”
"I can't tell whether you are praising him or scolding him."
"Of course it's to praise him. You will understand when you see it when you are a senior."
The mid-year event starts at [-]:[-] am and ends at [-]:[-] pm.There is a two-hour break in the middle of the activity, and the whole activity is divided into three stages.
According to Feng Xing's past practice, unknown newcomers are usually placed in the daytime.
For the past two years, Chuhuai played early in the morning.
In the first year, I painted a painted face and sang on stage. In the second year, I wore a doll costume and did children's aerobics. In short, I didn't show my face.Anyway, the audience is empty, it doesn't matter if you show your face or not.
Those artists who were a little out of shape were all placed in the evening show.
Therefore, it is Feng Xing's practice that the evening scene of the event is more lively than the daytime scene.
It's just that this year's evening show was obviously overcrowded.
At the end of the break, the auditorium, which was empty just now, was filled up in an instant.
Moreover, the audience in the audience were obviously not family and friend tickets issued by the company, or internal employees made up the numbers.
The audience who entered the performance auditorium all wore sparkling aids, with excitement and anticipation on their faces.
Before the show even started, one could hear shouts and calls one after another, and three names were crazily called.
"There are so many people." Chu Huai lifted the curtain, glanced at the stage in front of him through the gap, and sighed softly.
"Senior, do you like scenes with a lot of people?" Su Linyuan suggested eagerly, "Next time, I will definitely invite you to be a concert guest!"
"Farewell, I'm not a singer, what if I screw up your concert?"
"Oh..." Su Linyuan replied disappointedly, "Let's go out."
In the first row of the auditorium, there are considerate seats reserved for employees, ostensibly to provide viewing areas for Fengxing artists.
In fact, all the old employees of the company know that the so-called 'inner seats' are reserved for the oirans and the top cards, allowing them to have close contact with fans.
Otherwise, with so many boring performances, the audience will definitely block the toilet.
Chu Huai and Su Linyuan had just walked out, before they reached their seats, there were screams one after another at the scene.
"Ahhhh!"
"Brother Huai!"
"Chu Huai take a look at me!"
"Mother Linyuan loves you!"
"Chu Huai! Ah! Chu Huai!"
After careful identification, there were obviously more voices calling Chu Huai than Su Linyuan.
Su Linyuan whispered to him, "Senior, your hunger and thirst marketing has been very successful, and all the foundations are extremely hungry."
Chu Huai raised his finger, pressed it on his lips, and made a 'shh—' gesture, signaling his fans to be quiet.
After everyone stopped shouting obediently, Chu Huai smiled at them before sitting back in his seat.
"What hunger marketing?" Chu Huai asked.
Su Linyuan didn't explain, and pointed to the back row, "Here, listen."
Seeing Chu Huai's smiling fans, they grinned from ear to ear, waved the blue cheering sticks in their hands, and restrained their voices to discuss.
"It's worth it, Chu Huai himself is super handsome!"
"Who said I'd die by seeing the light? He's obviously not photogenic, okay? Chu Huai's one-thousandth of Chu Huai's good looks can't be captured in the photos."
"Ah! I forgot to take a picture just now. I said that I would be a station sister for Chuhuai, but I didn't take pictures for the first event, it was ruined..."
"Me too, let's take pictures when he sings. Oh my god, I've been a fan for so long, and I finally see him in person!"
Chu Huai listened for a while, and finally understood what "hungry marketing" meant.
It has been half a month since he became popular, and he has always lived on the screen. Fans can only take a quick look when picking up and dropping off the airport.
All in all, Feng Xing's mid-year ceremony was the first time his fans could buy tickets to see him.
No wonder everyone is so excited.
Chu Huai felt a little guilty.
"Hey, senior!" Su Linyuan slapped him hard on the back, almost causing internal injuries.
"Cough...what's the matter?"
"Is your CP going to play?"
"My CP?" Chu Huai reacted for a few seconds before realizing that he was talking about Miao Xiangwen.
When Miao Xiangwen appeared on the stage, the audience must be very excited.
Chu Huai looked to the side and rear from the corner of his eye, and saw faces...full of fright.
Everyone was busy borrowing earplugs from each other, and those who couldn't borrow earplugs had to use toilet paper to make balls and stuff them into their ears.
The auditorium, which was full of laughter and laughter just now, was filled with panic about the storm.
"Senior, I only brought a pair of earplugs, let's each plug one in." Su Linyuan took out two sponge balls from his pocket and wanted to plug them in for Chu Huai.
"No, you can use it." Chu Huai said amusedly when he saw the expression on his death-defying expression, "It's not that scary."
A dog's life is important, Su Linyuan didn't show politeness to him, and tightly plugged his ears.
"Senior, you will regret it."
Chu Huai:? ? ?
The announcer read out Miao Xiangwen's name and the song, and quickly slipped off the stage, fearing that if he was a second late, he would die on it.
Miao Xiangwen came out waving his arms, his face full of relaxation and contentment.
"Thank you for coming to my concert." Miao Xiangwen said.
"No, no, no, the only thing we don't want to do is attend your concert."
"Fans at the scene, let me see your hands." Miao Xiangwen interacted with everyone.
Everyone plugged their ears and could only survive by subtitles, waving their hands after a three-second delay.
Miao Xiangwen didn't pay attention to these details, and his eyes fell on Chu Huai in the front row.
Miao Xiangwen lowered his voice, and said affectionately and lingeringly, "This song, give it to me... the most important person, Chu Huai."
Chu Huai was touched by him for an instant, and his chest softened suddenly.
He didn't know that in places he couldn't see, the audience in the live broadcast room blocked their ears and paid respect and sympathy to Chu Huai.
[Chu Huai actually listened to Miao Shen sing without blocking his ears, I believe they are true love]
[CP fans are self-respecting, what kind of true love is this?If it is true love, why would Shen Miao give this song to him (狗头]
[Miao Shen sings online, he must hate Chu Huai (double dog head)
[I hope that Chu Huai can still live after listening to Miao Shen's singing, God is with him]
Three seconds before Miao Xiangwen opened his voice, Chu Huai hadn't realized the crisis.
Until Miao Shen made the first sound, his smile slowly froze on his face.
Next, Chu Huai spent the longest quarter and a half of his life.In his mind, human degradation, the extinction of dinosaurs, the disappearance of life from the earth, and the Big Bang happened in sequence.
When Miao Xiangwen finally came to an end, Chu Huai felt that his soul had been reborn hundreds of times.
"A Huai, does it sound good?" Miao Xiangwen asked expectantly.
"Well, it sounds good." Chu Huai said sincerely, "I'm looking forward to your concert."
"No problem, the concert is arranged."
The identification is correct, and the anti-theft door opens in response.
Looking at the open door, Chu Huai was stunned for a few seconds, then slowly moved his hand away.
He lowered his head and looked at his fingers in disbelief.
When he moved to Xianghuai Linyuan, he had contact with the anti-theft system of the community.
The steps of entering fingerprints here are quite cumbersome, and it takes at least 10 minutes to adjust and confirm before and after, and adding and deleting unlocking fingerprints requires the confirmation of the head of the household.
After the whole process, the error probability of fingerprint unlocking is less than one in ten million.
Chu Huai didn't think that such a small probability would happen to him.
But he still couldn't remember when he had recorded his fingerprints at Miao Xiangwen's house.
Miao Xiangwen was already so drunk that he didn't know what year it was, and he didn't notice the subtle mood swings of his boyfriend at all.
He still held Chu Huai's hand tightly, led him into the study, and unscrewed the password box by the wall.
While recuperating at home alone, Miao Xiangwen carefully searched every corner of the house.
There were very few traces left by Chu Huai, so he collected them all and locked them in the safe so that those traces would not disappear again.
Chu Huai watched helplessly as he opened the safe and took out a pair of men's underwear from inside.
Chu Huai: ...
That thing was exactly the one that Miao Xiangwen took out like a baby when they first met, and showed him from all angles.
Okay, senior not only has a habit of collecting underwear, but also likes to lock the underwear in the safe.
Chu Huai's dull self-hypnosis: Everyone has some secret hobbies, I have to learn to adapt, and I can't treat my seniors as big perverts...
Although his behavior is indeed quite perverted.
Miao Xiangwen took out all the underwear, books, blankets, and wilted and dried hydrangeas from the box, and found a half box of anti-allergic medicines that had been opened from the corner.
"Here, eat quickly." He handed it to Chu Huai.
Chu Huai took it, looked around, and found a drinking fountain next to the desk.
He was facing that way, just took two steps, and suddenly couldn't move.
The arm was still pulled by Miao Xiangwen, inseparable.
"I want to drink water." Chu Huai tried to communicate with him.
"En." Mr. Miao Xiangwen responded coldly.
His cold tone, coupled with his expressionless face, and his innate noble temperament, made people's legs weak and addicted every minute.
As expected of the most A kid in the entertainment industry, Chu Huai subconsciously came up with this idea.
If she was a girl, she might also want to sleep with Miao Shen.
"If you're like this, I can't leave." Chu Huai pointed to him and held his hand.
"Oh." Miao Xiangwen lowered his gaze, looked at himself holding Chu Huai's hand, and frowned slightly.
People who are drunk have a slightly slower brain response.
Miao Xiangwen thought hard for a while before finally getting a solution, "I'll go with you."
The water dispenser is in the study, and I don't know how to run, so why do you insist on following me?
Are you a dog skin plaster that sticks and cannot be torn off?
Chu Huai complained silently, adhering to the idea of 'not reasoning with drunks', he did not reject Miao Xiangwen's proposal in the end.
The two came to the water dispenser, and Chu Huai found a pair of clean couple cups from the disinfection cabinet.
He poured water with the black one, and when he drank the medicine, Miao Xiangwen's eyes were fixed on his lips that were close to the mouth of the cup.
"That's mine." Miao Xiangwen whispered.
"Huh? I know."
The cup in Miao Shen's house must belong to him.
Miao Xiangwen didn't say anything, took Chu Huai's used cup and allergy medicine, dragged him back to the safe, and locked the two things in again.
Chu Huai: ...
How much you don't want me to use that cup.
The effect of the medicine took effect very quickly, and the rash on Chu Huai's body quickly disappeared, but the skin was still red and a little uncomfortable.
He wanted to go home and take a bath, but the dog skin plaster beside him wouldn't let him go.
Ten minutes ago, Chu Huai thought he was cute and docile.
Who knows that Miao Shen's drunkenness is a chronic disease, and as time goes by, the condition will gradually worsen.
Ten minutes after returning home, the drunkard Miao Xiangwen awakened his acting skills and began to play the role of the overlord in various idol dramas.
"Hey, man, I have my eyes on you." Miao Xiangwen hooked Chu Huai's chin and said in a serious tone, "I want you to give me 99 children."
"...Do you think giving birth is a sow giving birth?"
Miao Xiangwen pursed her lips and smiled charmingly, "Heh, you actually rejected me because of that sow?"
"..." Chu Huai completely failed to communicate.
Unexpectedly, Miao Xiangwen would regard the sow as a love rival.
In a way, he is also quite sad.
"Miao Xiangwen, stop making trouble."
"Oh, you know you're afraid? When you were hiding from me, why didn't you think that today would happen." Miao Xiangwen said domineeringly, "It's too late to admit my mistake now. I will imprison you, occupy you, and make you cry for me every night. , my little cutie!"
"Come on, drink some tea to sober up." Chu Huai handed over the teacup, narrowed his eyes, inexplicably disliked the two hundred and five.
Miao Xiangwen finished drinking tea obediently, the lines in his mouth were still dramatic, "Do you think this level can satisfy me? The night is still long!"
"Yes, yes, yes." Chu Huai said a few perfunctory words, too lazy to pay any attention to the drunken Miao Xiangwen.
He turns on the TV.
Today is the premiere of "Bo Xing", and the crew made a special trip to let them watch TV, so don't miss it.
The online version of "Bo Xing" was launched two hours later than the TV version, Chu Huai wanted to see it sooner, and couldn't wait to open the broadcast channel.
With 3 minutes left, he endured Miao Xiangwen's nonsense, and opened the crew group of "Bao Xing".
Group Chat-["Bo Xing" Zai Zai Delivery Squad]
Field worker: The TV is ready and waiting for the little princess to be born.
Styling: Why is it a little princess? "Bo Xing" Zai Zai is so handsome, he must be the crown prince!
Producer: According to the anticipation survey, the male to female ratio of "Bo Xing" audience is 3:7, and girls watch it more, she is a cute little princess
Taijun: I like both male and female treasures, I hope the lucky cubs will grow up to be more beautiful and cute
Worker: Uncle Taijun, you can understand what we are going to say?
Taijun: Why can't you understand?Don't think that old men stop surfing the Internet when they are 50 years old
Director: Come on, you have to add a 0 after fifty, five hundred years old!
Taijun: Then you are two years older than me!
Producer: Teacher Hu, today is such a festive day, you two don't bicker.By the way, where is my junior?
After reading through the records, Chu Huai quickly replied: I am here, I am here, and I will deliver the baby on time!
Back to the past, Chu Huai suddenly remembered the '99 children' that Miao Xiangwen said just now.
If it refers to this kind of 'child', Chu Huai is quite happy.
Just as Chu Huai sent out the reply, a chatterbox exploded.
Su Linyuan: Ahhh!Senior's first child is about to be born, I'm so excited.The beautiful lucky cub wants to recognize me as a godfather, and I will nurse him
Chu Huai: Wait, why are you in our crew?
Su Linyuan: The senior didn't touch the late stage, did he?I sang the theme song of "Bo Xing"~
While speaking, a soothing and melodious melody sounded on the TV.
In the upper right corner of the screen, the subtitles display singer information.
Theme Song: "Overthrow"
Lyrics/Music/Singing: Su Linyuan.
That chatty junior is still an all-in-one machine.
Underestimated him.
Producer: I didn't intend to invite Su Linyuan, because he talks too much!But Su Linyuan doesn’t need money to compose and write lyrics, and [-]% off for singing... People can’t live with money
Su Linyuan: Well... being an entertainer requires small profits but quick turnover.And this is the senior's first child, I'm willing to pay for it
Chu Huai: Thank you
He just sent the reply, thinking about what to say.Suddenly, a hand stretched out from the side, completely blocking his screen.
"Are you still so inattentive when you're with me?" Miao Xiangwen bullied her and leaned closer, and said domineeringly, "Could it be that I can't satisfy you?"
"What nonsense? I'm just chatting with my junior."
"Student again? No." Miao Xiangwen raised his eyebrows, "Man, do you know what will happen if you betray me?"
"All I know is that you shouldn't reason with drunks." Chu Huai rolled his eyes at him and turned Miao Xiangwen's head away, "Watch TV."
"I don't want to watch..." The drunkard was about to protest, but when he saw Chu Huai's figure on the screen, his eyes straightened instantly.
For the next two hours, he watched everyone pay attention, occasionally making a few dangerous remarks that children cannot hear.
"Ah Huai's mouth is so dry, he must want my kiss."
Chu Huai waved his hand, "No, no, it's just that I was too busy shooting that day and forgot to drink water."
"Ah Huai's waist is so thin, especially the side waist, which is very easy to touch."
Chu Huai said indifferently, "It's fine if you see the traitor face to face, can you move your hand away from my waist?"
"Your ass is so upturned, I still remember you putting your legs around my waist..."
"Miao Xiangwen!" Chu Huai couldn't bear to stop him, "Get rid of the yellow waste in your mind."
"Oh——" Miao Xiangwen responded in a drawn-out tone, sat up straight, and began to enter a green and harmonious state.
Three minutes later, the cleaning system in his brain malfunctioned.
"No." Miao Xiangwen said solemnly, "Clean it up, and I will lose my mind."
"Do you only have yellow crap in your head?"
"Yes." Miao Xiangwen replied confidently.
"...As expected of you." Chu Huai was unable to refute.
Thanks to Miao Xiangwen, in the first two episodes of "Bo Xing", Chu Huai's attention was all on things like 'Bai Shu's mouth is so dry', 'Bai Shu's waist is so thin', and 'Bai Shu's butt is so upturned' in this scene.
Helpless, Chu Huai had no choice but to dig out the online version with audience comments and barrage, wanting to watch the plot well.
result--
He was wrong.
The current audience is even more angry than Miao Xiangwen.
[The most difficult thing is to stay in the world, but please sleep and hear Miao Xiangwen! 】
[Ah ah ah!Chuhuai’s mother is here to see you]
[The CP drama I ate is finally aired, white sugar + Xianghuai, double the happiness! 】
[The one from Baitang+Xianghuai stopped, found a relative]
When Bai Shu appeared on the stage:
[I only hate that my generation is uneducated, and I can walk the world with a single sentence!Bai Shu is so fucking good-looking, I can fuck him for three days and three nights]
[Chicken coop warning, Miao Shen is coming with a knife]
[Chu Huai's figure is too superior, the screen is wet, I lick it]
[The one licking the screen don't go!Did you get this white viscous liquid on my screen! 】
[Chu Huai can still show off his face?The credit for the styling, it’s time to see the light and die】
[There must be a fairy upstairs, right?Chu Huai’s face is even despised]
[I saw the light die?See you at the middle of the next anniversary, let's see who dies after seeing the light】
"Mid-year party? What's that?" Miao Xiangwen leaned over, sticking to his back.
"Are you sober?"
"It's not too far away, just hold you."
Excuse.
Chu Huai was too lazy to expose this hooligan.
"The mid-year party is an internal event of Fengxing. There are too many artists in the company, so group activities will be organized regularly."
... In order to prevent Xiao Transparent from being out of work for a long time and committing suicide due to depression.
"Is that so?" Miao Xiangwen hugged him and asked, "Can I go?"
"You are not from Fengxing, what name did you use to go there?"
Miao Shen puffed out his chest with a shameless face, "The employees' families."
"Ah."
Miao Xiang heard soft words and hard words, but still didn't get the status of "employee's family members".
However, on the day of the mid-year ceremony, Miao Shen successfully sneaked into the scene.
After all, the top class in the entire entertainment industry, the guarantee of popularity and topics, is a man that no big boss can afford to offend.
Boss Feng Xing longed for him to support the scene.
Fengxing's mid-year and year-end parties are held every year. In addition, it also holds quarterly exchange meetings, monthly report meetings, festival parties, etc. every now and then, trying to find work for its artists.
In the past, few people paid attention to these activities like 'company team building'.
Among the thousands of artists under Fengxing, there are no more than twenty of them who are familiar to everyone and can name them.
It's so good, whoever doesn't lick his idol, wastes time to see many people he doesn't know.
But this time is different.
Three days into the countdown to the mid-year ceremony, Fengxing Entertainment began to publicize with great fanfare and distribute posters.
The third day's poster is Su Linyuan, the leading singer, the little king of music.Although I talk a lot, the singing is still very nice, and everyone expressed their expectations.
The poster on the second day was Chuhuai, a new trafficker who has become popular in the past half month.
Even if he is about to terminate the contract, according to Feng Xing's style, as long as he stays in the company, he has to squeeze a few hairs from him.
Two days before the publicity period, the two most popular people in the company have been released.
A few sporadic netizens who followed the event gathered together to guess who the third one would be?
In Fengxing, there is no more popular artist than Su Linyuan and Chu Huai.Qu Zhan, who was originally admiring, also fell, and his reputation was so bad that he dared not see anyone. The boss couldn't kill him and let him out.
Is there a group photo of thousands of people on the third day?Or use the boss Yuzhaobo as a gimmick?
They all guessed wrong, and in the early morning of the third day, Fengxing's official Weibo posted a promotional picture, blowing up all the zombie fans.
[Damn it, God Miao! ! ! 】
[Special guests... Miao, Xiang, Wen?Feng Xing is so awesome? 】
[Feng Xing will definitely not be able to invite Miao Shen, it is obvious who he is going for]
[Brother, break up with that blood-sucking waste, why did you descend to your godhood?Feng Xing is all stupid, this kind of rubbish activity is not worthy of my brother]
[Upstairs is black and white, please keep your eyes open, Miao Shen's house has not been black in Chuhuai for a long time.Moreover, the parties have clarified that they have no relationship at all, so they don't need to stamp the Lord's seal.Thank you Feng Xing for the invitation, I look forward to singing Miao Xiangwen]
[Thank you Feng Xing for the invitation.Fengxing is an old-fashioned brokerage company with the most artists in the industry. It has strong strength. It is a happy event that it is willing to invite Miao Shen as a special guest. Who is so shameless to trample on all the artists in Fengxing's company? 】
[The expectation is over!I really want to hear Miao Shen sing. Is there a live broadcast? 】
[There are live broadcasts, but it is recommended that you prepare quick-acting heart-relief pills before the live broadcast begins...]
[Miao Shen is about to open his voice, a large powder removal scene ahead]
Before the event started, Chu Huai and Su Linyuan who were waiting at the venue did their makeup and hair styling, and started chatting one-sidedly.
Su Linyuan chatted one-sidedly, and his tone was so fast and dense that Chu Huai had no time to answer.
Originally, I thought that my ears would be cleared up after the primary school brother finished talking about all the topics.
Obviously, he underestimated Su Linyuan.After the topic was finished, Su Linyuan was so bored that he opened the event live broadcast room to read, play, and play for Chu Huai!
Do you dare to take a little more time?
"Brother Huai, my sister is here!" Su Linyuan finished reading with emotion, and complained, "I almost thought it was Sister Mei who sent it."
"Looking forward to Su Linyuan, Su Linyuan's voice of nature, Su Linyuan's new generation singer, Su Linyuan, you can shut up... What are you doing, why did you post the last one?"
"Come on, Chuhuai, I'll call you at the scene! Your fans actually bought tickets to come in, true love."
"Ah?" Chu Huai took off the headphones and sighed, "What a waste of money."
Feng Xing's mid-year grand ceremony is open to audience tickets, the number is only [-], and the price is cheap, but they can't be sold.
After all, even if their idols will be on stage, not many people are willing to endure seven hours of boring performances.
"You seem to have more fans who bought tickets than Miao Shen." Su Linyuan bumped his shoulder, "Senior, you are going to crush the top class."
"Don't be kidding, I'm still far away." Chu Huai was bumped by him and leaned on the back of the chair and said, "Why?"
"The reason is very simple. Miao Shen has an offline event tomorrow, and you can go to the brand event to see him up close. Of course, fans will choose there. And..." Su Linyuan leaned over and said mysteriously, "Miao Shen sings too sharply. .”
"I can't tell whether you are praising him or scolding him."
"Of course it's to praise him. You will understand when you see it when you are a senior."
The mid-year event starts at [-]:[-] am and ends at [-]:[-] pm.There is a two-hour break in the middle of the activity, and the whole activity is divided into three stages.
According to Feng Xing's past practice, unknown newcomers are usually placed in the daytime.
For the past two years, Chuhuai played early in the morning.
In the first year, I painted a painted face and sang on stage. In the second year, I wore a doll costume and did children's aerobics. In short, I didn't show my face.Anyway, the audience is empty, it doesn't matter if you show your face or not.
Those artists who were a little out of shape were all placed in the evening show.
Therefore, it is Feng Xing's practice that the evening scene of the event is more lively than the daytime scene.
It's just that this year's evening show was obviously overcrowded.
At the end of the break, the auditorium, which was empty just now, was filled up in an instant.
Moreover, the audience in the audience were obviously not family and friend tickets issued by the company, or internal employees made up the numbers.
The audience who entered the performance auditorium all wore sparkling aids, with excitement and anticipation on their faces.
Before the show even started, one could hear shouts and calls one after another, and three names were crazily called.
"There are so many people." Chu Huai lifted the curtain, glanced at the stage in front of him through the gap, and sighed softly.
"Senior, do you like scenes with a lot of people?" Su Linyuan suggested eagerly, "Next time, I will definitely invite you to be a concert guest!"
"Farewell, I'm not a singer, what if I screw up your concert?"
"Oh..." Su Linyuan replied disappointedly, "Let's go out."
In the first row of the auditorium, there are considerate seats reserved for employees, ostensibly to provide viewing areas for Fengxing artists.
In fact, all the old employees of the company know that the so-called 'inner seats' are reserved for the oirans and the top cards, allowing them to have close contact with fans.
Otherwise, with so many boring performances, the audience will definitely block the toilet.
Chu Huai and Su Linyuan had just walked out, before they reached their seats, there were screams one after another at the scene.
"Ahhhh!"
"Brother Huai!"
"Chu Huai take a look at me!"
"Mother Linyuan loves you!"
"Chu Huai! Ah! Chu Huai!"
After careful identification, there were obviously more voices calling Chu Huai than Su Linyuan.
Su Linyuan whispered to him, "Senior, your hunger and thirst marketing has been very successful, and all the foundations are extremely hungry."
Chu Huai raised his finger, pressed it on his lips, and made a 'shh—' gesture, signaling his fans to be quiet.
After everyone stopped shouting obediently, Chu Huai smiled at them before sitting back in his seat.
"What hunger marketing?" Chu Huai asked.
Su Linyuan didn't explain, and pointed to the back row, "Here, listen."
Seeing Chu Huai's smiling fans, they grinned from ear to ear, waved the blue cheering sticks in their hands, and restrained their voices to discuss.
"It's worth it, Chu Huai himself is super handsome!"
"Who said I'd die by seeing the light? He's obviously not photogenic, okay? Chu Huai's one-thousandth of Chu Huai's good looks can't be captured in the photos."
"Ah! I forgot to take a picture just now. I said that I would be a station sister for Chuhuai, but I didn't take pictures for the first event, it was ruined..."
"Me too, let's take pictures when he sings. Oh my god, I've been a fan for so long, and I finally see him in person!"
Chu Huai listened for a while, and finally understood what "hungry marketing" meant.
It has been half a month since he became popular, and he has always lived on the screen. Fans can only take a quick look when picking up and dropping off the airport.
All in all, Feng Xing's mid-year ceremony was the first time his fans could buy tickets to see him.
No wonder everyone is so excited.
Chu Huai felt a little guilty.
"Hey, senior!" Su Linyuan slapped him hard on the back, almost causing internal injuries.
"Cough...what's the matter?"
"Is your CP going to play?"
"My CP?" Chu Huai reacted for a few seconds before realizing that he was talking about Miao Xiangwen.
When Miao Xiangwen appeared on the stage, the audience must be very excited.
Chu Huai looked to the side and rear from the corner of his eye, and saw faces...full of fright.
Everyone was busy borrowing earplugs from each other, and those who couldn't borrow earplugs had to use toilet paper to make balls and stuff them into their ears.
The auditorium, which was full of laughter and laughter just now, was filled with panic about the storm.
"Senior, I only brought a pair of earplugs, let's each plug one in." Su Linyuan took out two sponge balls from his pocket and wanted to plug them in for Chu Huai.
"No, you can use it." Chu Huai said amusedly when he saw the expression on his death-defying expression, "It's not that scary."
A dog's life is important, Su Linyuan didn't show politeness to him, and tightly plugged his ears.
"Senior, you will regret it."
Chu Huai:? ? ?
The announcer read out Miao Xiangwen's name and the song, and quickly slipped off the stage, fearing that if he was a second late, he would die on it.
Miao Xiangwen came out waving his arms, his face full of relaxation and contentment.
"Thank you for coming to my concert." Miao Xiangwen said.
"No, no, no, the only thing we don't want to do is attend your concert."
"Fans at the scene, let me see your hands." Miao Xiangwen interacted with everyone.
Everyone plugged their ears and could only survive by subtitles, waving their hands after a three-second delay.
Miao Xiangwen didn't pay attention to these details, and his eyes fell on Chu Huai in the front row.
Miao Xiangwen lowered his voice, and said affectionately and lingeringly, "This song, give it to me... the most important person, Chu Huai."
Chu Huai was touched by him for an instant, and his chest softened suddenly.
He didn't know that in places he couldn't see, the audience in the live broadcast room blocked their ears and paid respect and sympathy to Chu Huai.
[Chu Huai actually listened to Miao Shen sing without blocking his ears, I believe they are true love]
[CP fans are self-respecting, what kind of true love is this?If it is true love, why would Shen Miao give this song to him (狗头]
[Miao Shen sings online, he must hate Chu Huai (double dog head)
[I hope that Chu Huai can still live after listening to Miao Shen's singing, God is with him]
Three seconds before Miao Xiangwen opened his voice, Chu Huai hadn't realized the crisis.
Until Miao Shen made the first sound, his smile slowly froze on his face.
Next, Chu Huai spent the longest quarter and a half of his life.In his mind, human degradation, the extinction of dinosaurs, the disappearance of life from the earth, and the Big Bang happened in sequence.
When Miao Xiangwen finally came to an end, Chu Huai felt that his soul had been reborn hundreds of times.
"A Huai, does it sound good?" Miao Xiangwen asked expectantly.
"Well, it sounds good." Chu Huai said sincerely, "I'm looking forward to your concert."
"No problem, the concert is arranged."
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