That nanny, rotten!

Recommended to me on twitter the other day.I picked a corner and sat down, and while waiting for the waiter to serve us, she spoke in a beautiful voice that perfectly matched the gorgeous appearance.

"..." Nonsense, Curly and I are brothers and sisters who live under the same roof. Of course, no outsiders need to tell this kind of thing—but, [as long as you are a beauty, you can be forgiven for whatever you do], this is me. As a philosophy of 100% face control, after all [big breasts inevitably lead to brainlessness, and beauty inevitably leads to brain damage], this is also a manifestation of God's fairness, so I will never say anything that refute the face of beautiful women.

"As for me, I am the person in charge of the Drama Department of the University of Tokyo. The highlight of each school festival is a stage play competition between the six universities. Because this year's theme is to reproduce the classics, I specially rearranged the script of "Sleeping Beauty" .”

"That's it, it's great" It's a ghost if it's great, and it's not a kindergarten kid!As a high-achieving student at the University of Tokyo, Japan's top university, do you have the nerve to use Grimm's fairy tales as a script? "The role of the princess must have been played by Hayon-san, right?"

"Of course~" Zaoyuan said, patted her chest, and put on a proud face of "It's none other than me"...Of course, she is the best candidate in terms of figure and appearance, yes, However, it would be even more perfect if I could understand a little bit of [modestness]...

"...But, I don't see any connection between this and Sister Zaoyuan's coming to me..." That's right, what's the point of going around such a big circle and talking about a bunch of clubs that I have nothing to do with?I think Zaoyuan Meiren is probably the type who is not very good at [straight to the point].

"...Then... I'll just say it straight!" She paused, and said as if she had made some serious determination, "Originally, my cousin was assigned to play the role of prince, but recently he suddenly took over the role. It was announced that I was going to shoot a photobook overseas, so I couldn’t participate, and there are no other boys who are suitable for this role in the club..."

"and then?"

"After thinking about it, I found that only Kanata-kun is the most suitable to replace my cousin to play the role of the prince, but he is not a member of the drama department, and no matter how much I beg, he will not agree to help this favor..."

"so what?"

"So...I hope...Sister Irie must help me persuade Kanata to save this scene!"

"Huh?! Me!?"

"Well! Cousin said, only my sister's request, Kanata-kun will definitely not refuse!! So I can only rely on you, please!!!"

"Well... this..." Even if you put your hands together and look at me devoutly—"Well, I'll try to ask, but it's my brother who makes the decision, so I can't promise you anything. "

As a result, I still couldn't say NO to the beauty as always, this is a disease and it needs to be cured!

"It's absolutely fine, because she is Kanata-kun's favorite sister~"

I don't know if it's a psychological effect, but I always feel that Zaoyuan seems to be showing a tricky smile, which makes me feel like I've been tricked by something terrible... Could it be her from the beginning? The target is my curly hair?It's just an excuse to say that Brother Tanejima has an announcement to catch up? ... But even if this is the case, I can't change my mouth after the matter has come to this point—besides, can a dumb man still suffer?As my younger sister, what kind of mind is this!

"Ah~ I'm full, so satisfied!!! Sweets are indeed the temptation of the devil, the natural enemy of women~"

"Okay... so fast..." Strawberry milk, chocolate sundae, fruit punch... I watched the pile of sweets in front of me be easily dealt with like a storm, and I even had the illusion that I was sitting opposite Saeno Sakura Jing, it's Gintoki Sakata, the sugar control guy who disguises himself as a woman!

"Sister Irie doesn't eat much~ I'm treating guests, you don't have to save me money like this!" Saying this, Zaoyuan shook the Hermes wallet in her hand and called the waiter to come and pay the bill—the beauty is a second-generation ancestor. You can see that I didn’t just order a matcha red bean ice for her wallet. It’s really because of Kumiko’s easy-to-fat and thin body that I dare not act recklessly. In addition, it’s summer again, so I need to be a little fatter. All visible.

"I'm going to go back to school for a walk like this to digest food. Do Irie sisters want to go with me?" When walking out of the store, Zaoyuan suddenly stopped and asked me.

"Huh, me?" It was on the way back to Tokyo University and to my place of residence. I thought that my brother, who hadn't shown up for a long time, called this morning and said that he would go home in the evening to pick up some changes of clothes. If I go to pick him up at the school gate, maybe that sister-in-law will cry with joy.

Thinking about it like this, "Okay ~" I agreed with the beauty's proposal.

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"...Little... for a long time?" Sure enough, the elder brother who came out of the school gate showed a wonderful expression when he saw me, and he even squeezed his face fiercely: how cold I am on weekdays, and greeted me on a whim. A twitch of curly hair made him think he was dreaming, "Why are you here?"

"Well, I just finished eating dessert with my friends and went to Dongda University for a walk, so I wanted to say wait and see my brother, let's go home together~" Unexpectedly, I rarely smiled at Dumb, but he didn't say like usual " Xiaojiu is so cute!" The bear hug almost made me suffocate.

"..." On the contrary, she fell into a state of speechlessness, like a computer crashing for a long time, without any response.

"Ah Nong...Could it be that brother...does he have any other plans next?"

"No, it's not that there's something wrong..."

"That's good~ The rice at home is almost finished, and the blending oil and toilet paper are almost used up. While my brother is here, let's take a detour to the shopping street to buy them. After all, they are things that I can hardly move. heavy stuff..."

"...It turns out that a porter is needed..." Kanodo said with a complicated expression, as if he was relieved, but also as if he was a little bit disappointed, he squinted his eyes and smiled wryly.

"That's all, have you bought everything you need?"

"Hey duo~ah! I almost forgot that the sugar bowl has bottomed out~" It is really not an easy task to grab discounted goods from housewives in the bustling commercial street. but--

"I'm sorry~ Let my brother be responsible for carrying all the things!" Fortunately, there is a free young man.

"Your purpose wasn't pure in the first place, so I said how could the indifferent Xiao Jiu be so active all of a sudden!"

"Well~ Motivation doesn't matter at all, right? As a brother, don't be so narrow-minded~" Having said that, it's been a long time since I went shopping with the curly-haired dumb, and the daily life of such a long-lost brother and sister feels quite happy, hey-hey.

"Why! Suddenly laughing so unnaturally, my brother is so scared~" Huh?Did I actually show it directly on my face? The OS smile in my heart just now... It's so embarrassing...

"It's okay, can I have any intentions for my brother?!" I really enjoy being with my brother, so I won't admit it!So he prevaricated like this.

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After eating dinner and taking a shower, I took out two cups of homemade frozen lemon tea from the kitchen freezer, and added a little more rock sugar to Curly's cup, since he's not afraid of getting fat anyway.

At this time, that dumb man was sitting on the sofa in the living room, watching the music program on TV, and muttering to himself with an unhappy face, "I said, why do these people look like they are all carved out of the same mold?" ? Now the requirements for the choir have increased to the point where they need to use the first person?"

I sat down next to him and found out that it was the latest issue of [MusicStation], and the guest who was performing was AKB48, a new generation of ultra-popular national girl group AKB[-] with the concept of "idols that can face each other" and became lawless in the otaku world. ah!

"How can they all look the same! Hey, the one in the middle is A-chan, the leader of the team; the one next to her with deep dimples when she smiles is Uncle You who loves to talk dirty jokes; the model-shaped one on the left is Queen Mariko ;The CG-looking super beautiful girl on the right is my Ma Yuyou!!!"

"Your family... Ma Youyou...?" Oops, I'll reveal my secrets when I get excited, I'm a fan of the 48 series.But at the beginning, I never thought that there would be AKB in this world. There is no doubt that Xu Fei is secretly a lolicon, so there are such great benefits—but , for me, Mo Yu, who wanted to go to Akihabara to attend the handshake meeting in 3D, Xu Fei's habit is of course beneficial and harmless.

"That's right, Ma Youyou pushes you all your life, what's the problem?!" After all, the curly-haired guy is the one who has the problem, right?As a male college student, he doesn't even know AKB48, and he even calls them a choir!It should be called a musician... No matter how bad it is, it is more appropriate to be called an artist...

"Well~ what do you mean by [tweet]... if you have to say it?"

"Huh?!" Really, you don't even know this?Brother, what kind of friends did he have in college?How can I say that my friend Shuji Tanejima can be regarded as a person in the entertainment industry anyway?

"...Also, you said it belongs to Leader