That nanny, rotten!

The bow tie I made was impeccably beautiful, but because I was not wearing a hat, when Sanada-kun faced me and lowered his head to help me tie my tie, his foreheads were almost touching.This feeling of being close enough to hear each other's breathing is like, what about the newlyweds... It's just that compared with the beautiful picture of the petite wife standing in the porch adjusting the collar of the tall husband, the responsibilities of men and women seem to be reversed.

"Pfft..." Because the theater in my head of "Sanada-kun who looks like a beautiful wife is wearing an apron and watching her husband go out" appeared in an instant, I couldn't help laughing, and I laughed out loud.

"Wow - LOVE~LOVE, so sweet PURI!" Appearing in such a way of gossip is really ashamed of my [silver-haired control]'s expectations, Mr. White-haired Fox - I was glared at by Sanada and immediately lost The point of dodging people with tails is even weaker and explosive!

"Don't pay attention to Nioh." It's good to be calm, but if you can be a little embarrassed when being teased and joked, it will be more like a high school student's behavior.

"I know, I'm not a high school student anymore." Oops, I accidentally said something inappropriate for this cute face in the tone of an older leftover girl.

"You're still... a junior high school student, right?" Should I be honored to be complained by that Sanada?

"Anyway, THANKYOU, senior, the corner of the mouth, the tie too...I'm going first!"

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It is said to be the opening ceremony, but it is actually just the winter back-to-school day, so it is just a simple lecture by the principal at the morning meeting or something.But even though I became a Kansai person, I don’t need to go to Sitianbaosi Middle School. I should be content. After all, I’m the same as Cai Qianguang. .

As a result, whether it is China or Japan, 2D or 3D, the students are in the same state at the morning meeting: the timid ones whisper in twos and threes, the arrogant ones talk and laugh loudly, and the rest are just like me People who look down and play with their mobile phones always feel very sad when they look at this cute pink flip Sharp. I really miss the touch of my iPhone 4S...

Buzz buzz... The cell phone set to silent made me numb: "You have a new mail", the sender is Yagyu-senpai.

"I have something for you, can you meet me at the high school tennis court after school?"

"Yes." I was worried that as a junior high school student, I would look too nympho to watch the high school tennis club. This invitation is really good.

The head teacher of Group B in 3 years is a middle-aged woman with her hair neatly tied up, and she looks very strict. The seats are arranged according to the student number, and even a nameplate is pasted on the upper right corner of the desk.In this way, it seems that my previous worry "What if we randomly rotate seats like we did in junior high and high school?" is too redundant.

Seat number 13 is close to the back door, which is really an excellent location for slipping away.Except for Japanese language class and history class, it is worth listening to me carefully, because the level of mathematics, physics and chemistry is really ridiculously low for me, who is known as the king of science in the key top class of the province.

However, what I can't stand the most is the dilapidated spoken English spoken in Japan. I am afraid that my authentic American accent brought back from MIT will be eroded by this magic tone. Ten minutes into the fourth English class, I I asked for leave and got sick.However, he frowned and made a gesture of Xizi holding his heart, and the teacher nodded to let him go, and it went so smoothly that it was untrue-it seems that the privilege of lying for good students is also unified in Japan and China.

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The New Year's Writing Conference is the same as the Haiyuan Festival, and it is a routine event jointly organized by Lihai Middle School, High School, and University Department.

The whole school calligraphy lovers splashing ink on the spot seems to be over. After skipping English class, I wandered to the activity area, and all I could see was the exhibition of outstanding works.

"What? It's like Xianichiro's solo exhibition." Under the persecution of his parents who hoped that his daughter would become a phoenix, he learned the four things of piano, chess, calligraphy and painting sporadically. , and I don't need either.But at any rate, calligraphy was also passed on by us. Although my level is not very good, I still have the ability to give pointers, but when faced with the works signed by [Sanada Genichiro] on the exhibition boards, there are so many complaints that it is a bit ostentatious. Apart from the suspicion, I can't pick out any thorns: thick and grand, strong and powerful-it is true to see the words as if you see people. The calligraphy of the black-faced god can only be summed up by a "Han" character.

"Too slack! The third grader who is facing the entrance exam actually skipped class to PIYO!"

Hearing the first half of the sentence, I thought that Cao Cao Cao Cao’s words are so effective in Japan, and I was shocked. Fortunately, the "crack" at the end of the sentence betrayed the true identity of the spirit behind it—conswindler, are you still here? I really like the real father of COS enough, is it the proof of love?

"You are the one who skipped math?" Although most people skip courses they don't like, my intuition tells me that Nioh is the type who, like me, dislikes the low level of his specialties and skips classes.

"PURI, I was discovered by you!" Nioh was a little surprised, probably didn't expect me to guess right.

"To each other, but I am frail and sickly, but I am a regular visitor to the public health room. I am not like you, senior. You are obviously a top student who prepares before and after class every day, but always pretends to be a bad guy. Could it be that I deliberately let others A way to relax your vigilance?... Tsk tsk tsk, if that's the case, isn't it too scheming?"

"Little girl eats garlic as soon as school starts in the new year? Come on a piece of chewing gum!" Avoiding attacks on my character, but so kindly offering me candy?

"Sorry, I don't like things that stick to my teeth," I almost poked my eyes when I saw what Nioh handed over: Tricky chewing gum really isn't too old-fashioned? !Whether it is one that sprays water when you press it, cockroaches that fall out when you pull it, electric shock when you touch it, or even one that bleeds when you chew it, which one have I never used to punish others?Huh, con artist?You've got your match!

Looking at the white-haired fox who was hit hard by my rejection, the playfulness that had faded with age was hooked back all of a sudden, "It's you, senior, you must have not eaten breakfast, right?" The benefits of this stunt are shown at this time: as mentioned in "The Day of the King of Kings Official Formula Book", fraudsters often forget to eat breakfast, "Here, barbecue bread, buy more at the canteen during the break I can't eat it anymore."

"THANKYOU~ahhh!" I knew that Nioh, who likes barbecue the most, couldn't resist the barbecue bread, and devoured it hungrily.

"I always feel...the taste is a bit weird ~ PIYO" Of course I will be weird, because I don't want to go to the cafeteria to compete with the group of adolescent boys who are like hungry wolves at lunch, so I bought this before going to see the exhibition at the Spring Festival Opening Conference bread.As a result, there were quite a few people in the sales department, and it was hard to get out of the siege, only to find out that the bread was out of date for a day, and was misled by the unscrupulous boss!

"Well, maybe it's a new flavor, that's what the auntie at the canteen said... Ah, by the way, there is a phone number for [Sea Breeze Restaurant] from Nioh-senpai, right?"

"Yes, yes...but I have never heard of Irie before. You mentioned that you like [Sea Breeze Restaurant]'s takeaway?" Nioh is famous for eating barbecue at [Sea Breeze Hall]. Can you write down the number yourself?" Passing the phone to me generously, he said excitedly, "It's rare to meet a food lover! Why don't you come to the rooftop to eat barbecue at noon? I already ordered it in the morning. "

"Well, definitely." I wrote down the number and returned the phone to him, then answered with a smile, then dialed the number of [Sea Breeze Pavilion], and walked to the home economics classroom that I surveyed before as the most suitable for napping.

"Hello? Is this [Sea Breeze Pavilion] special line for ordering food? I'm Masaharu Nioh's girlfriend, yes, Masaharu Nioh who is a regular customer. Because we temporarily decided to change our date to go to a western restaurant for dessert, so the previous order will be cancelled." I'm sorry to trouble you, thank you." Call you Sanba and Sanada!Call you COS Black Face God to scare me!Told you to try to use a sex toy on me!I don't believe you can't starve to death, you white fur fox...

The Counterattack of the White-haired Fox

"Ugh... ah..." I overslept a little bit. After replying to the nasty email that disturbed my waking dream, I yawned and noticed that the time displayed on the screen of my phone was close to 16:00. Is it because of my nature? , Accidentally skipping an afternoon class or something, I am completely repeating the mistakes I made in the real world.

It's Sunday, which is usually called Monday. "If the tradition of the tennis club has not been changed after entering the senior grade, the schedule of the princes' club activities today should be a plenary meeting." Since I was a little sleepy, I sorted out relevant information in my mind as a way to refresh myself, and at the same time followed the The floor plan downloaded from the official website of Lihai's campus is a stroll from the home economics classroom to the tennis court in the high school.

"Ri-jiang-jiu-mei-zi!!!"'You are really a high-energy middle school student, I don't know who to call, do I need to be so loud, my ears are almost deaf! 'I used my little finger to dig out the hole in my right ear. Although there was no earwax, I still made a 'snap finger magic' action, because it is very handsome~

"Irie Kumiko, it's no use pretending to be deaf