That nanny, rotten!

, I really have the gift of being able to say things that are obviously normal~

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"Eh——in the end, it's just watching a movie?

"What~ that look of disappointment, could it be that what I said just now made Chi also have some expectations?"

"No, no!"

"Wow~ I'm blushing like this, I must have thought of a place like【LOVEHOTEL】(Love Hotel), right?"

"Absolutely not!...Speaking of which, there is something I wanted to ask for a long time...Actually, Xiaomei has a dual personality! In front of the seniors and in front of me, it is completely different! Why is she always bullying me? attitude?"

"Well~ who knows? — Ah, I found it!"

"Hey, don't just ignore my question so casually!"

"Here, "Naruto the Movie - Blood Prison", Kirihara-kun absolutely wants to watch it?" Heh, the damned Xu Fei, even NARUTO can have it, why is there no silver mother? !Are you afraid of the exposure of JQ with Sorachi Hideaki? !

"No! I watched that on the day of the premiere...and...it's rare to come with Xiaomei. I want to watch a romance movie."

Romance? !It's the kind of hero and heroine who speculate each other from the first minute to the last minute, "Does he/she like me?" ’ or ‘He/she hates me, what should I do? ’ or something like that, a boring movie where “lover ends up getting married” after repeated tossing until the end? ——I can't even read a single piece of that kind of thing.

"Then why don't you watch a funny movie!"

"No, just romance movies!"

"Funny movie!"

"Romance"

"Funny movie!"

……

"Xiao, Xiaomei, I said... I, we should... let's go?" When Xiao Haidai blushed and finally couldn't help saying this, I almost couldn't hold back my laughter.

I noticed just now that after the hero and heroine finally finished the wet and sticky French kiss that lasted for 2 minutes, they separated with great difficulty, and when they looked at each other affectionately while panting, Kirihara sitting next to me also quietly He breathed a sigh of relief - if there are still high school boys who have never watched [special action movies] in this age, in the neon country where sex education is very mature, he can definitely be regarded as a weirdo, and seeing Xiaokelp's reaction, definitely It is undoubtedly one of them.

What happened was like this: just as Xiao Haidai and I were at loggerheads over whether to watch a comedy or a romance in front of the automatic movie ticket vending machine, the couple who came from behind urged us very dissatisfied. Be careful to press Confirm Purchase on the touch screen, a movie called "Not Pure Love".

The moment I saw the name, I knew that this movie was definitely not a good movie, but the innocent little kelp just cared about the [Classification: Love] marked on the upper right corner of the movie ticket, thinking that he had won a big victory up.

In fact, because it is not a real adult-restricted class (high school students under the age of 18 cannot buy tickets!), so there is no big battle with real swords and guns, even the hot kiss that made Xiao Haidai feel relieved Afterwards, it was only due to the atmosphere, pushing the boat along the water, the belt gradually widened (hey ~ don't use idioms indiscriminately, the soul is light!), two white bodies entangled in a big way, rubbing back to the basics to generate heat, even the key parts They were all very ambiguous and didn't take pictures... that's all, Xiao Haidai covered his face, stuttered, and wanted to run away.

Sure enough, for a 26-year-old heavy-tasting old leftover girl like me, "No Pure Love" is just a drizzle, but in the eyes of Kirihara Akaya, a gold medal virgin with a broken pure love index, it is already extremely salty Have you experienced it for the first time? !

"Huh? Why, this is just the foreplay part, the excitement is yet to come~" Blinking [Irie Kumiko] Lolita's naturally beautiful long curled eyelashes are deliberately rounded like water, with a full face Innocently pouting (pouting?! The guns of my goddess Xiao S?! [If you don’t watch "Kangxi Is Coming", please face the wall~]) Protested, "And look, this male pig's abdominal muscles seem to be still It's very hard—that female pig just bit and gnawed so hard that it didn't even leave half a tooth mark!"

"Irie Kumiko! Give me a little bit too!" Xiao Kelp will call me by my full name whenever she gets angry, "I, my boyfriend is still around, and you are so blatantly coveting other men's bodies. yes……"

"Yeah~ Chiya, you're a tennis player, you probably have some, like chocolate-like 6-pack muscles."

"Yes, yes, it's not as exaggerated as chocolate..."

"Really?! Don't tell me~ Let me touch it!" Taking advantage of the close distance, I shamelessly put my hand in, and nimbly slid along the gap between the buttons of the uniform in the darkness of the cinema. He entered, and in a tone that was almost hypnotic, softly coaxed and persuaded, "Just one moment, don't move..."

Regrettably, my wolf paws hadn't penetrated deep enough before I was held down by the very hot little kelp and dragged out of the auditorium. In the suddenly bright light of the corridor, I saw the boy's face, I couldn't help but think of the famous joke about outwitting Tiger Mountain in "Lin Hai Xue Yuan": Why are you blushing?Refreshed!Why is your face yellow?Anti-cold wax! ——It’s just that after turning from red to yellow, there is still a change from yellow to green, and finally it is black (as expected of the good son of the black-faced god PAPA!!!), “I, I’m hungry, let’s go eat!”

unresponsive pure love

"...Irie Kumiko, you are definitely finding fault on purpose, right?!" Here it comes again, yelling at me by my full name, young is good, always full of energy.

"What's the matter, Kirihara-kun? Not only Yuanshan-senpai, but also the cooking made by Xiaomei herself?!" Ever since I had such a **** skin, I started to practice it by myself. 】The golden rule of the social jungle.

"Hey! Did you see it all??"

"Yeah~ Senpai cried after you left! So... If Chi also refuses to eat Xiaomei's cooking, I will cry right here and show you~"

"Absolutely, absolutely don't cry~ I'll eat it, I'll just eat it! But...【Cold Kelp Shredded】, 【Pork Pork with Potato Kelp Knot】, 【Kelp Tofu Soup】, 【Tuna Kelp*Roll】... even Even the staple food [Korean Bibimbap] has seaweed shreds!!! Xiaomei is too despicable, knowing that people hate the nickname [seaweed head] the most!!!" This boy, 'someone' or something , but pretending to be a lady-specific vocabulary~

Nah~ Sure enough, as soon as I met Kirihara, I felt a little trembling and turned into an S: Although the innocent boy blamed his hunger for running away from the erotic/erotic movie screening, he looked at his watch and it was almost time for dinner .Thinking of the golden week, my brother went to the beach with someone to pick up a pile of super ecological, super environmentally friendly, and super organic kelp that was drying in the backyard. I immediately came up with such a good idea to tease Chiye.

"Wow~ Chi didn't even say I forgot! You are a seaweed man, if you let Kirihara-kun eat seaweed, wouldn't it be the same as forcing you to fry your own kind? No, no, this is too cruel, and it must be thrown out immediately I'd better go to the convenience store and buy a sandwich to deal with it..." I sighed heartbroken, and made a gesture to get up and remove the dishes from the table.

"No, no need! If you don't eat it, it will be like admitting that I am related to that kind of single-celled algae! And—"

"and?"

"And Xiaomei made it specially for me, I want to eat it all!"

……

"Thank you, thank you for the hospitality." Really finished eating!It was clean, not a single drop of rice wasted. Kirihara was really a good boy who cared about the farmer uncle. I didn't expect Xiaomei's craftsmanship to be so good!"

"Idiot, don't use this kind of greasy blood to talk to girls ~ come on, wipe it off..." Is it really a habit to be a babysitter?As soon as I heard the blunt praise and saw the satisfied and happy expression, I couldn't help pampering this child. I naturally pulled out the tissue in the roll, leaned forward, and wanted to help him wipe the oil stains from the corners of his mouth.

"Don't—don't touch me!" The unexpected response.

"Eh?!" The hand was heavily blocked by the kelp, and the center of gravity was tilted, and he fell back to the chair.

"Sorry! Xiaomei, are you not hurt?! I didn't mean to push you away, it's just...it's obvious that you are in a relationship, but you are always treated like a child...It makes me feel very hurt."

"Oh, is that so? That's why I should apologize. I'm sorry, I didn't take Kirihara-kun's self-esteem into consideration." Indeed, to Mo Yu and me, 16-year-old Kirihara is just a child, but in terms of months, in fact [Irie Kumiko] is still younger than him.

"Hmm~ Apologies and accepted—but ah, I like it very much, this little flag on the bibimbap, and this kind of drink in a small cup~"

... Uh, that thing is specially prepared by me based on the impression of Xiaokelp, referring to the standard configuration of children's meals.Really, he's just a brat on the inside and still trying to be brave! ——But speaking of it, when it was used by my curly-haired dumb before, he also looked very happy... Or is it that all men are childish in their bones?

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