That nanny, rotten!

To the [WINNER] group of tennis, physical training with twice the intensity.

"However, I still don't understand what the two of us are here for. Training or something has nothing to do with us, does it?"Carrying the heavy shoulder bag that Mr. Saito gave me, which seemed to hold several Oxford Dictionaries, I followed behind him and walked along a wooden bridge, but I didn't know where the destination was. I asked weakly Sentence - after all, it is not a good job to walk in wooden clogs and wrap in bathrobes in this kind of scenic spot that looks like a wilderness in the off-season.

"Walk further in, see, there is a small spring at the end of the road, the one with the [Geyser] sign! There will be a spring water of about 2 degrees Celsius sprayed every 85 minutes, soak the raw eggs in your backpack In the spring water for 15 minutes, you can cook the famous [Black Omega Egg]!"

"So, we came here just to boil eggs?!" Is there no fire, no stove, or eggs in the hotel of Kurobe's house? !You must cook in this deep mountain and old valley!

"It's cooking~Cooking, young man! Just you and me! With full of love, I will cook delicious and nutritious food for those lovely high school students who have gone through the torture of purgatory on earth and become sweaty, hungry and cold. dinner ~ and then lean on each other’s shoulders at the campsite by the Big Yunuma, and enjoy the romantic and dark starry sky ~ it’s so hot to think about it!” This strange man who is suspected of being a teenager: How romantic is the dark? !Since it is a starry sky, how can it be dark?No, the point is not here——

"Did I hear it wrong?... We're going to... camp in this damn place tonight?!"

"Ah? Didn't I tell you~ Look at the time, Kurobe and the three assistant coaches, including your brother, should be busy setting up the tent right now~ We can't be behind! Start dinner quickly Get ready for work~”

your sister!Cooking, cooking, cooking... Sister Mo Yu, I cook for that vase curly hair at home, and I am responsible for the afternoon tea of ​​the ice emperor's pack of wolves, tigers and leopards at school. ! ! !An unscrupulous author, are you sure you don't need to change the name of this damn novel to "That [cook girl], rotten!" "? ? ?

Cheating

"Coach Saito, I really can't see that you still have such good cooking skills~"

"Yeah yeah, my mother's [Oyakodon] doesn't have half the taste~"

"That's right, that's right! At first I thought it was because I was too tired after training today that it tasted so delicious~"

……

The hungry tennis fans were obviously very satisfied with the dinner, and the voices of praise were endless.

"Isn't there an old saying in China ~ called [real people don't show their appearance, revealing their appearance is not a real person], it's your coach me~" It's really brazen, this [real person]~ I don't know who made a good pot of egg fried rice Life and death became dog food... If it wasn't for Sister Mo Yu, I would be rejuvenated... These little devils must be vomiting and diarrhea due to food poisoning, okay!

"Speaking of which, Shishido-senpai, don't you think the taste of this egg is very familiar?"

"When you say that, I also remember eating it somewhere."

"Hey, don't you guys think that its method is very similar to Manager Irie's [Money Egg]? Jirou, I think it's very similar~"

"Jiu-chan? Hey~ It does have her flavor, what do you think, Kenya?"

"I've been meaning to say it for a long time!! Am I the only one who thinks [Irie Kyutaro] looks a lot like Kumiko?"

"I said they are cousins, so they should look alike! With my eyesight, I wouldn't even be able to recognize the tennis manager I appointed! Na, Huadi?"

"Yes!"

"However, Kumiko and that Irie Kanata are not close..."

"Qianye, if you don't say a few words, no one will think you are dumb."

Although I didn't do it voluntarily, but as the manager of the tennis department, I was still very concerned about the results of the hellish practice game all day long. I sneaked around to the place where Atobe Ninaku and the others were sitting and eating, and listened with my ears. The news, and the bad news.The good news is that all the members got their tennis balls and entered the [WINNER] group. The bad news is that I seem to have been betrayed by my skills, and the possibility of my identity being exposed increased by [-]%.

"PURI, the dessert is delicious~ Next time on Valentine's Day, make today's pudding and give it to me~"

"I didn't make that~ It's a specialty of Hell Valley, Mr. Saito bought it..." I turned my head and smiled at a certain animal that was quietly leaning on me and almost scared me out of my wits. Halfway through the explanation, the fox suddenly noticed a question, "Did you find out?!"

"How can I say that I am also the chairman of the [Fraudsters Committee], just like you, it is really embarrassing to the organization!" Niwang said, and suddenly reached out and took off my silk-rimmed glasses, and then replaced me with another A rough-textured square-frame mirror, "So, it's finally becoming a little boyish."

"But... this has no degree, I can't see clearly..."

"Also~ Although not having breasts is indeed an advantage, if you don't quickly change your feminine language, you will be suspected soon! Don't say that the president didn't teach you, [Since COS, Dress up even inside!], PIYO~" Hey——don't just say that and just walk away!Return my glasses first, meddling stinky fox!

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Soon, when the teenagers wiped out all the food in a storm, I began to feel grateful for the correct decision to reserve a portion for the older brothers who guarded the camp.The so-called [people bursting chrysanthemums is powerful], no, it is [people gather firewood and flames are high], with the help of the teenagers, the work of cleaning up after the meal is much faster than when it was just me and that clumsy big tall guy doing the preparations together up.

Whether it's the gloomy sky or the dim moonlight, it makes Hell Valley look even more terrifying.But I don’t know who is so ignorant that at this time, he proposed to hold the [Night Visit to Jigoku Valley] test of courage with the camped [Dayunuma] as the destination, and also specifically proposed [No tourists are allowed to travel only] The big road can only be used on small trails in the valley] This kind of perverted request.

"If he is so energetic, he should really be thrown into the [LOSER] group for special training." I muttered in my heart, squinting my half-blind eyes whose myopia will never be lower than 500, and began to look for Mr. Saito Tracking - Fortunately, his height of 2 meters + is like a landmark, even if the visibility is low, he can be locked on quickly.Rather than take part in the meaningless expeditions of young people with excess energy, I would of course prefer to take the smooth road to the parking lot, and then sit comfortably on the buttocks to the camp, just as I took a step to catch up with the fast. When Mr. Fuji felt a strong resistance from his right elbow, he couldn't get rid of it, so he had to turn around—the Great Demon King Yukimura? !

"Oh~Jiu-Da-Lang Sang~Aren't you going to participate in the test of courage?" Jiu Dalang, Jiu Dalang's voice dragged on for so long, it was clearly intentional!

"This... I still don't want it..."

"This is not allowed~ If you don't participate in a group of 2 competition, Genichiro will be left alone~"

"Sanada-senpai and Yukimura-senpai have always been together~"

"Oh? There is such a thing? How come I don't have any impression at all? ——It's fine anyway, anyway, this is not the point. The point is, since it is a competition, we have to decide who wins or loses. 】The host and referee, if I participate as a contestant again, it will be too unfair to other groups..."

"So, it's all about the seniors, it has nothing to do with me..." Sure enough, the competition I proposed, but stayed out of it under the banner of [referee], really fits in with fear of the world in order to satisfy my own evil taste. The consistent style of the unruly son of ghosts and beasts.

"Little Irie, if you continue to push back and embarrass the senior, I might not be able to help calling Kurobe coach? With his temperament, he should send you back immediately, and your brother Irie Kanata will certainly Those who have been implicated..."

"Senior Yukimura, please, please let me participate, I have loved [Test of Courage] since I was a child!"

As I said before, April in Hokkaido is considered to be the end of winter and the beginning of spring. Although the temperature has risen significantly compared to the severe winter of February, it is still quite cold.Last night, I just finished soaking in the hot spring, and my whole body was steaming hot; today, I was sweating because I was busy cleaning up the mess for Mr. Saito-so until now, when I was walking on the mountain road at night, I didn’t realize that my body How windproof is this flimsy bathrobe.

It is strange to say that everyone who is divided into so many groups has their own unique way, and in the blink of an eye, only me and the emperor are left on this small road.

"Ah—ah sneeze~" Although I covered my mouth with my hands and sneezed as ladylike as I could, I was still heard by the black-faced god walking 5 meters away in front of me for some reason. up.

"Too slack! I didn't take the temperature difference into consideration, and went into the mountain with only this little clothes on. Your body is your own, so don't let others worry about it." Still so preachy, true father——but awkwardly caring It was well conveyed through the large sports coat that was draped over my body. The residual body temperature on it was so warm that I suddenly had the urge to act like a baby.

"Ah Nong..." I stretched out my hand unconsciously, and grabbed the hand that was walking [it was as fast as the wind]