That nanny, rotten!

I got up and left, and there was at least 10 meters away from him. I just rushed all the way to the station without turning back.

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"Wow~ Xiao Jiujiang, when did you become so good at cooking?"

When the electronic clock in the living room made a sound like "Current time: 20:30", it was finally time for dinner... He said that he was home before 6 pm.Things turned out like this, completely, [-]%, is the fault of Irie Kanata, the perverted dumb:

First of all, when I got to the door of the house, I found that the house was completely dark.It was only then that I was told that the bottle of [Tianhai Light Soy Sauce] I bought last time actually won the first prize of the airline company - a limited-time special offer with 3.24% off air tickets, which is valid on the day of [-].The budget-conscious mother of Rujiang, of course, didn't say anything, she put the living expenses into her brother's account, picked up her luggage, took the flight to Singapore, and threw herself into the arms of her husband.

Then, Kanata took the initiative to ask Ying to make a special graduation dinner for her lovely sister.Although I've never seen this kid do housework before, since he asked for it, I'd rather be respectful than obedient—but I didn't expect that this was the beginning of the tragedy...

"Huh?"...Where did the burning smell come from?Could it be... "Br-bro-?" I sniffed and walked out of the bathroom, and saw Kanata packing things in the kitchen.

"Ah~ Xiaojiu, dinner will be ready soon, just wait a little longer." Hearing my call, he turned around and smiled at me—dammit, even knowing that this guy is a pervert, he still can't control me The terminally ill 【Glass Control】?

"Hmph—" I used a fake cough to cover up my stupid reaction to being electrocuted just now, and then asked, "Well, what did you do for dinner?"

"Huh? It's a curry meal!" Kanata looked at me through the glasses in confusion, as if I asked a question with an obvious answer.

"Curry... Curry?... What kind of curry can smell like this!" Bastard~ I can't help but use the Gintama body.

"Eh?" Accompanied by Kanata's inexplicable exclamation, after a closer look, it seems that there is some uncomfortable smoke coming out of the kitchen——

"Yeah - sure enough! The pot is burnt!!!"

"Ah...?!" Mr. Curly Glasses immediately bounced up after hearing my words (really excellent bouncing ability~), and immediately grabbed the pot with his hands in a panic, "Ahhh——Okay, So hot!!!”

"Of course you can't touch it directly!! Are you dumb!? Even a live pig is afraid of boiling water!!" Uh, no, I unconsciously spoke the truth, "No, are you okay? Rinse the water! Hurry up Use cold water to cool down!"

"Ah... ah..." While the injured person was dejected, I flipped through the hot curry pot that was still smoking strangely, and roughly checked the food inside.

"I said...it's completely turned into coke. This kind of thing that can't be called food at all, it's better for human beings not to try it." I appraised it coldly.

"Sorry..." The curly-haired Dumb, whose hands were still under the faucet and was cooled by the flowing water, slumped his shoulders because of frustration, and suddenly became 5 centimeters shorter, looking pitiful.

At this time, I really want to shout, "Come on, who is taking care of whom!" Then, suddenly, I saw that Curly's hands were covered with Band-Aids... If I recall a little bit, I obviously picked up at the school gate. I haven’t said yet, could it be——

"elder brother."

"Is it swollen?"

"Did you cut your fingers several times when you were chopping vegetables?"

"This...well, I always felt that my hands are very flexible... I never thought it would be so difficult to do something I'm not used to." He raised his hand and looked at it, Kanata just smiled wryly.

Really!As an elder, I really can't bear to see the younger generation become scarred in front of me!Although I don't have the power to turn decay into magic, but when it comes to Chinese cuisine, I have the confidence not to lose to any Japanese!

"Brother is too much of a hindrance, stay away from the kitchen for me from now on!"

"No, at least let me help..."

"No need—you've done me the greatest favor by not messing around!"

"Okay, okay..." After several times of persuasion by me, the dumb finally said to himself with a complicated expression, "Is it because I didn't consider the moisture content of the vegetables? That's why I failed..." and left.

Let me see, if you start to redo it now, you have to eat it as soon as possible, and you have to choose something simple: there are eggs, tomatoes, tofu, chicken in the refrigerator...it's great, and there are peanuts!Then have [Mushu Persimmon], [Ma Po Tofu] and [Kung Pao Chicken]—I don’t know if Zuo Duo is used to spicy food. Although she grew up in Nanjing, she is still a bitch People from Sichuan, Sichuan cuisine is the best!

So, the shot returns to the beginning of the paragraph below the dividing line.

Mr. Curly Glasses, who is eating the food cooked by his mother, is very satisfied. He looks at me more enthusiastically than before, which makes my heart tremble. This is not good, the atmosphere is too forbidden, I have to Find something serious:

"Uh, dumb... I mean, brother, when do you put your spring break on?" According to the student handbook sent by Hyotei Academy, my second high school career will start on April 4th.

"Me? April 4, if I remember correctly." Hey, as expected of the University of Tokyo, the time is really tight. Even though he is a college student, he actually started school a week earlier than the high school students.

"So, then, have you found a house yet?" If Curly starts school so early, it means that I have to move to Tokyo before next Saturday. According to my mother, I want my brother to find an apartment near Dongdae , The siblings live together.

"Well, I've been looking around for houses all weekend in February! So far, I've found 3 houses, and I'm waiting for Xiao Jiujiang to make a decision."

"Eh? Shall I decide!?" To be honest, I was a little surprised: as the saying goes, "the elder brother is the father", when parents are away, such trivial matters as renting an apartment should be decided by the words of the elder brother-but, this kind of respect It's very good, unlike in that world, my mother didn't even ask my opinion on matters as big as remarriage...Damn it, why am I thinking of that woman who didn't care about my life at all and died without authorization? ah!

"Of course~ If Xiao Jiu doesn't enjoy his stay, it's meaningless... In this way, tomorrow is Sunday, do you want to go to Tokyo to inspect those apartments? If you decide early, you still have the whole spring break to carry your luggage , buy some necessities or something, it will be more abundant~”

"What?...Sorry, I was a little distracted just now, I didn't hear what brother said..."

"Xiao Jiu, I always feel that since I went to Australia, you have been a little strange... Although you are cute, it is getting more and more unbearable to my brother~"

"Brother! From now on, I will be in charge of cooking dinner, and I will leave it to you to wash the dishes and clothes! I'll go back to the room first--and, don't come into the girl's room without knocking!" Who wants to hear this curly hair Sister-in-law's nympho, really, a waste of life... But, to say something strange, sure enough, the elder brother who gets along day and night has discovered the change of "Kumiko Irie", and he will have to be more careful when living together in the future , so as not to show the horse's feet.

How can a mansion fall in the sky

"Listen, let me tell you what I said before, from today onwards, my aunt will be the Empress of Ice Emperor Academy!" At the entrance ceremony of the first year of high school, as a freshman representative, I really wanted to say this, of course, I just wanted to That's all - I don't want to become a thorn in the side of Her Majesty the Queen just because of the rough cottage as soon as I enter the school.

"Be a human being! You have to live with your waist straight. Even if you get mud all over your body in the journey of life, if you can persist in walking, maybe the mud on your body will dry off and fall off! "In the end, I still stole the silver-haired autobiography full of the official philosophies of life. Anyway, I have confirmed that there is no serialization of "Gintama" in the "JUMP" of this world.

In fact, what I really want to say is: love?dream?I, Mo Yu, don't need such innocent things! !That's right, it's sleep. Girls don't have enough sleep, even in this 2-dimensional world, their skin quality will deteriorate! ——You have to do such an unglamorous act of yawning while giving a speech, so why don't you wake up early in the morning and make a lunch box, and then take the train from Kanagawa to Tokyo?

To complain so far, we have to start with the 3 apartments that Mr. Nissan likes:

The location of apartment A is problematic.

Although the vertical distance between Hyotei Gakuen and the University of Tokyo is quite close, due to road layout and traffic restrictions, it takes less than 5 minutes to get to Hyotei, but it takes nearly an hour to get to Tokyo University!This is not a pit brother what is it?

The problem with apartment B is the neighbors.

Then the whole building is basically a personal/wife club, right?People say [women who are forty are like wolves and tigers], the reason why these women who are dissatisfied with their desires because their husbands work overseas are willing to rent us a house at a super low price is obviously because they are interested in Brother Zuo Duo's talent. Meat? ——Anyway, he is also the brother in name. Although he is perverted and a little white, he will not be sent into the bloody mouth of those aunts who are wearing bright lipstick.

As for Apartment C, Kanata probably chooses such a Lolita-style residence dotted with lace and full of fairy-tale dreams because of her aesthetics from the girl’s perspective of the genuine “Kumiko Irie”.Forehead……