That nanny, rotten!

Maru cat is coming.

"Hmm~mm! Do you know? It's soft for a long time, and it's super comfortable to hold and sleep..."

"Huh?! Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Akutagawa! At this time, should I say that you can't look like a person, or should you say you should admire me so much... huh? Viper!" , Taocheng's loud voice, now the whole fast food restaurant is looking sideways.

"Customers from [Third Base] over there, the ONEPIECE children's set meal you ordered is ready, do you want to eat it in the store or..."

“Takeout!!!!!!!!!!!!”

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Strange~ It's really strange, right? !

Exhausting all my strength, I forcibly dragged Cirou out of the "Magic Burger" restaurant that was like hell to me.On the way home, when I routinely visited the supermarket on the street with discounts for the whole month to buy ingredients because of the [-]th anniversary, I couldn’t help thinking carefully about this afternoon’s itinerary: it was very suspicious from the beginning Compared with 'friends', it looks more like a 'stupid couple' outfit. When I went to the basement floor of the shopping mall designated by Cilang, there happened to be a photo of a non-photographed photo, and then I saw it on the outdoor advertising wall by 〖accidentally〗 , I decided to eat the children’s meal on a whim—maybe it’s because I thought about it as soon as I thought about it, so I changed it [吉郎 STYLE], so when everything happened so logically today, it was too [natural], but instead It makes people feel [unnatural].

[Physical Evidence], [Personal Evidence].

These two words bounced back and forth in my mind like boomerangs, and I also thought about convincing myself that I would only smell it nervously after watching too many "Detective Conan", "Affectionate", "CIS Crime Scene Investigation" The taste of [fabricated evidence] can be combined with Yui's statement earlier today...it's time for a showdown...

"Choose it!!!" I looked at the pile of [POCKEY] that Cirou held so high that it even covered his face, and I didn't understand where the pride in his tone came from— —You just brought all the flavors of POCKEY from the counter, you bastard!

"Didn't you say that you can't buy more than 600 yen for biscuits at a time?!" I always feel that my head hurts~ Shouldn't it be time to be entangled in the mother complex of 'worrying that my son will eat too much sweets and get tooth decay'?Since we are going to talk about serious business, we should show more dignity...

"Wow..." Don't be surprised, the girl Kumiko is Lin Daiyu's heart, "I didn't even buy mutton! How can the manager forget the most important source of life for Cilang?"

"Acrid—I'm sorry, because I was thinking about something just now..." Wait, why did you accidentally follow that guy's pace, apologize without saying anything, and actually find an excuse seriously.

It's really useless, me.

Right now, there are far more important issues than mutton to deal with-and, you should explain the reasons to me clearly, but he!

"It's okay~ I'll just go and get it now! I can't remember exactly where the mutton is in the freezer..."

"Wait a minute—" I hardened my heart, and stopped the little sheep, who turned around and ran towards the freezer in the meat section with a dazzling happy smile as if he was chasing his dream lover, "We have something to say Speak up."

"Huh???" Looking back, he tilted his head and nodded cutely.

"About the real reason why senior Cilang suddenly moved to live with me and my brother..."

"That, didn't I explain it to the manager a long time ago..."

"I talked to Youyi today—so don't try to prevaricate with [run away from home]!"

"Eh..." The boy stretched out his hand and scratched the curly hair all over his head, and showed a rare expression of "worried~" - which means that, as I expected, there is something else hidden, "... very Can't you say no?"

"No, you know me, forcing people has never been my style" Don't laugh so early with relief, Xiao Mian, "It's just that she didn't cook lamb again until you volunteered to tell the manager what happened The cooking plan..."

Although the pain is so painful that his eyebrows are tied into a Sichuan knot, the boy has an anti-Japanese hero on his face, and he would rather die than submit, and has no intention of letting go-but since I have made up my mind to use it according to my actual age. How can there be only one bargaining chip if you solve the problem maturely in the way of an adult?

"I said the senior will not forget that I paid for the money for the photo just now, right? Ah~ there is also a children's meal! I don't mean to ask you to pay back the money immediately, but just want to remind the senior that your [Leaving Home] Leaving the treasury] Reserves, it’s completely empty~ This car [POCKY], tell me~ who will pay for it?” Tilting your head and smiling, you’re not the only one who can fight with auntie?Still 100 years old, boy!

"Eh!? Then, I just need three boxes, it's within 600 yen..."

"One package all don't think~" is categorical, and there is a saying: if it is not hard at this time, it will be harder when it is. (Over there, if you think wrongly, let’s talk about you ~ slap yourself, and roll round with that uncJ heart!)

"Manager, are you here for real?" Although Mr. Yangyang, you don't hesitate to let go of the dignity of being a boy, blinking your eyes and pretending to be innocent, I feel sorry for you, but Auntie, I am a person who knows how to judge the situation and should not When maternal love is flooding, I will also secretly pinch my thighs to curb my urge to pounce on the tiger and touch the best wife, and rely on the pain to maintain a ruthless and cold face.

……

After a minute of staring and staring at each other, which seemed to be longer than a dull and terrible movie, Cirou finally seemed to make up his mind, and let out a long breath—"I won," thinking like this, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but want to When rising...

"Actually, I am here to protect your [virginity], manager, according to the minister's instructions!!!"

So, I know, it turns out that as long as Cirou thinks about it, his voice can be louder than Takeshi Momoshiro.

Moreover, I finally understood that buying a change of clothes and forging evidence was not the purpose of Jirou's trip today at all. He just, simply, wanted to refresh the limit of "the most embarrassing moment in Irie Kumiko's life".

that is it.

there is only one truth!

There is no way for everyone in the supermarket to pay attention. I feel like the naked male pig feet in "The Emperor's New Clothes", and I have learned a lesson called "Children's Words".Covering the mouth of the sheep boy, he fled in a hurry regardless of the load of ingredients, which only attracted more attention from everyone...

'Are you not here again, brother,' Speaking of which, am I really too self-aware?My brother's reaction was far less intense than expected, regarding Cilang's move in.After the short-term rebellion that day, he didn't move at all.

Rather than saying "the thunder is loud and the rain is small", it is more accurate to say "separation | lack of skills".Not to mention going home every night, even the rare time that I caught up with dinner time, I actually ran out in the middle of eating.

'Is there something more important... For example, to support the teammates who went to Germany to participate in the computer competition instead of my brother... something like that? 'Because I know that person too well: what I didn't want to say from before, it's useless to insinuate, it's better to self-hypnotize no matter how many doubts I have in my heart until he takes the initiative to speak.

"Heh... call... ZZZZZZ" Ha~ again? !

It was just that he was distracted and thought about his brother's affairs for a while, and Cilang fell asleep again! ?

With the mood of [By the way], from the second day Mr. Sheep moved in, he began to give this professional tutor at the bottom of the crane and came to the conclusion: this guy's grades are completely out of proportion to his IQ!The reason for the pitiful test scores is simply that the concentration is no different from that of a three-year-old child, right?It's not [will you do it], nor is it [whether you can finish it], but you fell asleep at the beginning of the exam and didn't do it at all-this is the first problem that needs to be overcome, soul light!

Normally at this time, I must have stuffed a tennis ball into Jiro's mouth that was open for snoring, and inserted a POCKY in each nostril to force him to wake up due to suffocation... Well~ But let him go today Forget it, because I have something more urgent here, and I have to sort it out:

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"I know, senior Kanata and the manager are lovers~" I dragged them out of the supermarket, and when the two of them were almost [running] on their way home, Cirou suddenly said these words.

Eh? ? ? ? ? ?Ah la la la la...! ! ! ! ! !

No, now is not the time to be shocked, calm down, calm down!In short, the first thing to do is to find out what the situation is... Is it a cliché?He said it so lightly, it seemed like an innocuous chat, obviously it was just a cliché, right? ...But, that affirmative tone that seems to be evidence-based, is it just a bluff?If it's a little wolf, it's not impossible... As for the sheep boy, can the brain circuit that can only sleep be so complicated?

"If you sleep anytime and anywhere, although it is not out of your own subjective will, the fact is that you will often encounter some such-and-such, ordinary people