[Zhongyingmei] Did The Flash wear clothes today?

Oliver's arrival itself is a good thing, which means that Barry, a superhero, will return to Midtown as soon as possible and stop fooling around outside.But the current atmosphere is obviously different from what Barry thought at the beginning. The three of them sat on the sofa, all silent. He felt like a child caught between his parents during the cold war.But it shouldn't be like this, he is the one who wants to pick up Max.

"What were you guys talking about before? I didn't know you knew each other," Barry couldn't stand the embarrassing situation anymore, so he took the brunt of breaking the current deadlock. Obviously both Max and Oliver breathed a sigh of relief. "I thought I was the focus today."

Saying this is too much like a child competing for favor with his parents, they all thought at the same time.But Barry knew the done deal, and there was no way to take back what was said, even if it sounded explosively embarrassing.

"Of course you are the point, Minibus," Max patted his head, and the punch that Barry was hit by Oliver just now has no mark at all, "As for Oliver, yes, that's right. I picked him up too. One of the members of the family, and because he... you know, Qi Da lived with a healthy waist and legs, and it was definitely at the peak of his body, we became pao friends as a matter of course."

"Pao friend? What? It's a boyfriend. You have to remember the breakup treaty written by Sheldon Cooper for the two of us. It's hundreds of pages long. It took me a day to read it." Oliver didn't quite understand Max's words. Satisfied, but also, "What was the time when I was in my prime?"

"You are fat."

"You are fat."

The two voices sounded at the same time, and Oliver felt that Barry was learning from Max more and more, and Max's own character was already out of character.Who dares to marry her in the future and let her take care of children, anyway, he himself would not dare.

"How do you want to explain what happened before?" Max was not happy with Oliver's avoidance of the topic before, and made a cold gesture at him, "Green Arrow? You ran faster than seeing the police when I was high." Come on, is this your revenge for my obsession with you after the breakup, and want to squeeze you dry? You actually used the power of a superhero here."

Oliver was also not happy about Max's attempt to put a lesbian on the Internet that day to play with the two of them. Although he used to be a boring rich second generation, and he was idle every day, but this does not mean that he is Can accept 3 snaps.And what does it mean to squeeze him dry, think hard, Max.

So he questioned Max's soul: "I didn't ask you that night why you let a blonde girl in in the middle of the night, and she was wearing a pink princess dress. It doesn't mean I'm interested in a girl with small breasts. You know the standard American What's up sweetheart, change your hair to blonde and be a little more brainless."

Blonde girl with small tits?

Alarm bells were ringing in Max's mind, so was this shameless little girl who wanted to climb in bed every day ruined her chance to spend the night with the strong Green Arrow?She knew that it was a wrong move to take her in at that time. Instead of taking in a cat that was reincarnated after being murdered, at least the Green Arrow would not run out of the window because he was afraid of a cat.

This incident fully tells us that it is not a good thing to pick up garbage outside casually. People who are full of sympathy will end up with no good results. As the saying goes, poor people must have something to hate.

"That's just my roommate." Max wanted to defend himself, and the best witness at the moment was beside her, "Barry, Barry, tell him quickly."

"Indeed, that must be her roommate Caroline, Caroline Channing." Barry thought for a while, and then added, "Martin Channing's daughter, you know the one."

"Martin Channing? You took her daughter back? Max, that's too irrational, and you know that rich people probably don't like meat, that's why she crawled into your bed in the middle of the night. Oliver obviously wanted to skip the previous topic, so when he could transfer the mistakes and problems to others, he was happy to say a few more words, "And what's going on with Barry and you? Don't tell Me, that's what I thought."

"I am very happy to tell you, just like when I picked you up. The difference is that you are dressed like I found it in some trash can. I definitely felt right to recognize you as my old friend Now, a beggar who often sleeps in the trash can, otherwise I wouldn't pick you up. And this time Barry's naked and naked makes me salivate. You don't want to hear the story behind, because I think In fact, it’s pretty much the same as yours.”

Max explained quickly and without panting. Oliver has long been used to this speed of speech, and quickly grasped a few key words.

He said, "So you put him..."

"No, not yet," Max got angry when he thought about it, Barry smiled helplessly, and Oliver looked at him coldly, as if he didn't believe it anyway.Barry felt strange, but he was too embarrassed to ask him what was going on between the two of them.

"I don't think it's a good habit for everyone to pick them up at home, Max."

"Come on, he's lost his memory, and who can say no to a handsome guy, God? Anyway, I won't." Max was speechless at Oliver's words. This is an obvious double-standard behavior. , but are those people really useful? What did I pick you up for back then, when you suddenly ran out one day and told me that you are actually a rich man, and now you are going home to inherit the family business, so we have to say goodbye? ?”

"Max, I swear my original words were never like this. You said the word breakup first."

"That's because you told me you were Oliver Queen! And I don't need Oliver Queen in my life. Star City is thousands of miles away, and your mother is notoriously difficult." Max front The words were very loud, and then she used some other words to restore her own emotions, "You are a rich second generation who is missing, maybe you just suddenly want to try the fast food outside, it's okay, but one day you Still going back to fancy restaurants for all your fancy meals, everybody knows that."

"It's true that I brought up the breakup, but Oliver..." Max's tone was rarely soft, like a little rabbit who was occasionally hypocritical. She took a deep breath, and then her emotions finally calmed down. Those were the words she had always wanted to say, and now she Finally got them all out. "Maybe it's okay for us to play, but just for fun, okay?"

"Max."

Oliver looked at Max and realized that she didn't think about herself that much, and she was right, but the opening sentence really hurt.She doesn't need Oliver Queen in her life, so she needs something, a real vagrant picked out of a trash can.Oliver can't figure her out, even though they've always hit it off on some things.

Barry was surprised by what Max said just now. He never thought it was the reason, the difference in identity?He doesn't have to consider these factors.Then he might have a chance to give it a try, so first go out to watch a movie, drink coffee, go shopping together, and then they will kiss and do some things Max likes.

That's right.

"Hey? Barry, what are you thinking? You're smiling so stupidly. We haven't settled the bill yet." Oliver couldn't stand Barry's look anymore, and the explanation he gave himself on the phone was too weak , who would be amnesiac by the demons, wouldn't they kill him directly?Just like digesting food after a meal.

"Max guessed your identity himself, and it has nothing to do with me." Barry gave Oliver a dissatisfied look, which he would not normally do. "Everyone knows about Green Arrow."

"The Flash is right," Oliver smiled, "What the hell is going on. Barry Wells called me countless times because they saw Snart robbing a bank one day, and then he Just tell them you went to my place, it's like I abducted you. And aside from telling your nemesis when you're out and about, I'd love to know why he tapes every conversation you have with him , also explaining the location."

"It's good for us to remember together when we get old?" Barry made his own guess, and then continued to add, "Actually, Snart is not that weird. If he doesn't continue to commit crimes, maybe we can become friends."

"Yes, you can be friends with anyone, Madonna." Oliver complained, a superhero who doesn't kill people, whether he is a good guy or a bad guy, is awesome.

"I don't like it when you say that. He just takes a different path from you. You have already said before that he will do better than you." After hearing the words 'Holy Mother', Max Immediately came out to object to Oliver's words, "That's just the morality he insists on. It seems a bit too Chinese to say that."

"Did I say that?" Oliver couldn't believe that Max would still speak for Barry. They had only known each other for a few months, and he and Max had had in-depth exchanges more than once. If he hadn't been arrested on the island Having lost his temper, he felt that if the former self would have kissed her long ago, blocking her soul like this would be the standard appearance of a domineering president. "Barry, you tell her everything, don't you? We have to talk about Iris, have you talked to her?"

"I've already explained it." Barry smiled innocently, "She really knows everything."

"Yes, that's right." Max nodded, "My hero of the night, now I think you have to talk to Xiaoba about something else, such as the fact that he was lost by a demon."

"Max!"