Inferior Shaoqing swept away literary talents [Liang Zhutongren]

"The vastness of the Han Dynasty cannot be chanted. The Jiangzhi is eternal, and it cannot be conceived. The wrong salary is wrong, and the words are mowed. The son returns home, and the words are the horses..." Among the students who read aloud in the master's cadence, many The student's eyes moved back quietly, and turned to the abrupt place in the back row.

Chen Zijun's wretched old stereotyped personality has changed drastically since Xie Daoyun went up the mountain. Anyone with a discerning eye can tell that the old man's heart is moving, and his enthusiasm for teaching has skyrocketed.Shao Siyu yawned lazily, glanced slightly, and saw that Chen Zijun was immersed in poetry, and then turned his head to look back. Between Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai, there was a vivid The mountains stand in the way.

Liang Shanbo coughed, and whispered to the people around him: "Miss Xiaohui, you sit here...don't you find it crowded?"

"No." Wang Hui, who was dressed in pink, smiled shyly, and said embarrassedly, "Master Zhu called me here, I am very happy."

Liang Shanbo was a little resentful, and the narrow-minded Uncle Xun leaned out half of his body, winked at Zhu Yingtai and said, "Hey, Zhu Yingtai. There is a mountain of books at night, and a mountain of people in the daytime. You two are really good friends, haha !"

"Cough..." His throat was itchy, and Shao Siyu couldn't help coughing twice.Unfortunately, after going into the water that day, she seemed to have caught a cold, and it hasn't improved for several days.If she hadn't practiced martial arts since she was a child, and her physique was a little better than others, she wouldn't have such a good spirit even if she didn't get down on the ground, right? !

Not far away, Ma Wen couldn't help but look in the direction of Shao Siyu twice, with rare worry in his eyes.

"The three hundred poems can be summed up in one sentence, saying that thinking is innocent." Chen Zijun closed the book in his hand, raised his head, and began to indoctrinate the students, "What these say is that the thoughts in the Book of Songs are pure. Even the slang and customs in the national style, most of them talk about the infinite love of the subjects for the monarch, and we must not only understand the relationship between men and women literally, you know? Those strong poems and erotic words must never be learned!"

"Hey, hey!" Qin Jingsheng suddenly laughed inexplicably from behind, and raised his hands high and shouted, "Master, Master, I would like to ask, is this poem considered a thick poem? Haha."

Master stretched out a hand calmly, beckoning: "Read."

Qin Jingsheng swung his clothes and stood up proudly, with a piece of paper in his hand, with a serious face, he read aloud: "The sky is boundless, and the heart is connected by a thread; the ink characters turn into magpies, and the flowers give beauty. Abandon the scorpion, Chang'e descends to the mortal world; don't wait for the night of Qixi Festival, when the moon accompanies the Mid-Autumn Festival." Qin Jingsheng said every word, throwing the ground with a loud sound, and Chen Zijun's complexion became darker and darker.

As soon as he finished reading, there was applause in the lecture hall, and someone sneered: "It's so thick and gorgeous!" The room burst into laughter.Everyone turned their heads in interest, only to see Qin Jingsheng waving his hands to signal everyone to calm down, and said mysteriously, "Everyone, do you want to know who wrote this poem?"

"Think about it!" Everyone echoed in unison.The master seemed a little nervous for some reason, and stammered: "You say, yes, who wrote it?"

"It's... Zhu, Ying, Tai!" Qin Jingsheng turned his wrist and pointed at Zhu Yingtai in front of him.Everyone in the lecture hall was startled, Zhu Yingtai said furiously, "It's me? You're talking nonsense!"

"Plop!" Shao Siyu, who was propping his chin up with one hand and preparing to watch the big show, suddenly lay down on the table, making a huge commotion, and everyone's eyes changed directions instantly.

"Ha...haha...You guys, continue...haha..." Shao Siyu laughed dryly, trying to find a crack in the ground to get in.

Shame, shame!

"It's not me, stop talking nonsense!!" Zhu Yingtai ran away on the spot.

"Why not you, this is picked up next to you."

Qin Jingsheng said don't try to deny it, Zhu Yingtai continued to blow up.

"I wouldn't write such a boring poem, what kind of Weaving Girl Chang'e is too vulgar."

Chen Zijun suddenly became angry, and angrily asked Zhu Yingtai why this poem was vulgar or boring?But after saying it, she realized something was wrong, so she hurriedly changed her words, and began to force Zhu Yingtai to admit that she wrote the poem, and said that if she refused to admit it, she would go to fill the entire academy with water. Master Chen was about to get angry, Liang Shanbo stood up hesitantly, "I wrote the poem."

Chen Zijun was stunned, booed in the room, Zhu Yingtai's face turned blue, and asked Liang Shanbo, "Did you really write the poem? Who was it for?" .

Eh……

Really, unlovable silly girl!

"I wrote the poem, so there's no need to look it up!" Shao Siyu threw off his folding fan and stood up gracefully, then turned his head slightly and gave Zhu Yingtai a very sad look, who seemed to have reflected it.

Wang Hui suddenly felt embarrassed, grabbed her braids and looked at Zhu Yingtai, Liang Shanbo and Shao Siyu shyly, "Don't rob me like this, they will be embarrassed."

The students were clamoring, Wang Hui twisted her "heavyweight" delicate body, and walked away with small steps.

"You wrote it?" Chen Zijun stared at Shao Siyu in surprise.

"I wrote it!" Slightly stroking the center of his eyebrows, Shao Siyu felt a little headache, what the hell is going on?Isn't it just to study, you can meet such things in boys' schools, it's really passionate.

Chen Zijun, you wretched old stereotype, today I will take the blame for you, and one day I will pay you back double! !

"Yes, Shao Siyu and Zhu Yingtai are sitting so close, it is very likely that they fell from Shao Siyu's body, but... Young brother, who is this writing for??"

"Give it to brother Wencai, they even kissed a few days ago!"

As soon as these words came out, the whole audience was as quiet as death. Chen Zijun was petrified, Shao Siyu was in a mess, and Ma Wencai's entire face was almost green.

That's...artificial respiration...

Shao Siyu gritted his teeth with hatred, forget it, he didn't bother to explain!

"Of course... no... no matter how you look at it, this poem is written for girls, can't everyone understand it?"

"Young brother, you actually abandoned Mr. Ma from beginning to end..."

Md, which one is desperate to provoke her patience again and again? !

"Stop talking nonsense, the young brother was just trying to save someone that day, he wasn't at all..."

"Uncle!" Stretching out his hand to stop Uncle Xun who spoke up for him, Shao Siyu smiled a little strangely. "The sour taste of this old vinegar is really strong. This... ah... I haven't asked for your name yet, this senior seems to suit Si Yu's taste... Well, are you jealous or envious? In fact, Si Yu is very happy to compose another poem for his senior brother to express his sincerity...Well, then, "When the golden wind and jade dew meet, they will win but there are countless people in the world", or "If the two loves last for a long time, how can they be in the same day and night twilight'?"

Ambiguously reaching out to pick the student's chin, someone approached step by step with a half-smile, Chen Zijun's eyeballs were about to pop out of the window!

There was a crisp sound of 'click', which was particularly abrupt in the quiet lecture hall.Everyone looked at Ma Wencai, who was sitting upright and appeared calm, in fear, and no one dared to make a sound to be the first bird to suffer.

At this moment, Master Chen seemed to have forgotten his previous purpose. He stretched out his arm tremblingly and pointed at Shao Siyu, scolding with a full face of hatred: "Shao Siyu, this is a lecture hall, where you can learn the ways of Confucius and Mencius." The land of the sages, you...you lecherous bastard! How can you have such crooked and evil thoughts towards your classmates and students? Really, the crime is unforgivable! I, I must report to the head of the mountain today to expel you Academy!"

There was another crisp sound of 'Crack', and Shao Siyu couldn't help frowning, Marvin, how many strokes are there that you can't crush? ?

"Master, do you really want to sue the head of the mountain?" Shao Siyu raised his eyebrows, suddenly smiled wildly, and raised his voice slightly, "Okay, let's go to the head of the mountain today to evaluate and see if the head of the mountain is right Punish the students!!" Master Chen was taken aback, then he seemed to suddenly remember something, and quickly shut up.

"Qin Jingsheng, you said that you picked up this poem from Shao Siyu. Did you see it falling from him?" Mr. Ma, who hadn't spoken from the beginning to the end, was finally willing to open his mouth at this time. up.

"Ah, yes, it's possible that someone accidentally dropped them when they passed by." Qin Jingsheng understood what Ma Wencai meant, and hurriedly climbed down the ladder.

"Then who just walked past him?"

"Ah, it seems to be..."

As soon as Ma Wencai said this, all the students burst out laughing as if they had suddenly realized.

Chen Zijun blushed slightly, and quickly waved his hands, "Forget it, let's stop this matter, this poem... I confiscated it!!"

"Then this poem was not written by the young brother??" Zhu Yingtai quickly opened her mouth to clear the relationship for Shao Siyu.

"No, no!" Chen Zijun nodded hastily, "This matter is not allowed to be mentioned again, especially in front of the head of the mountain!!"

Everyone roared with laughter, just when it was time for get out of class to end, Chen Zijun left angrily with his book in his arms, that figure looked embarrassed no matter how you looked at it.

"Shao Siyu/Wang Lantian!!"

Shao Siyu took a deep breath, turned around and smiled and met Ma Wencai's extremely displeased eyes, "Brother Wencai, let's talk about it later, let me vent my anger first, is that okay?"

"Wang Lantian, get the hell out of here!!"

"Young...young brother...you...what are you doing..." Wang Lantian, whose face was still bruised, red and swollen, with a slightly crooked nose and mouth, seemed to be the first time he had seen Shao Si who was in full swing since the last archery class. Yu couldn't help but took a few steps back.

"What are you doing?? I've been messing around and giving up, huh?" Shao Siyu grabbed Wang Lantian's collar and dragged him all the way out, followed by Uncle Xun. , the two ignored Wang Lantian's desperate struggle and dragged him out of the backyard three miles away.Before going out, Ma Wencai frowned slightly, but he didn't intend to stop Shao Siyu from taking Wang Lantian away.

It wasn't until a hidden forest that Shao Siyu and Xun Jubo blinked, and the two let go at the same time, and then Wang Lantian sat down on the cold stone road.

"What did you bring me here for?" Looking around, he saw that there was no one within a few meters, looking a little eerie and weird. Wang Lantian shrank his neck and saw that Si Yu and Uncle Xun seemed to want to leave him and go away, so he quickly He bounced off the ground and chased after him.

"Wang Lantian, did you shoot Zhu Yingtai's injury?" Shao Siyu raised his eyebrows, crossed his arms and asked Wang Lantian sideways, knowingly, "You were also the one who attacked them in Luhuadang?"

Even when Ma Wencai was present, he actually wanted to do nothing. No wonder that evil Ma Wencai would repair Wang Lantian into a disabled person.

"No, I didn't... Ah!" Wang Lantian, who was still dead and stubborn, suddenly changed his expression, and after a scream, he slumped heavily on the stone road.Staring at the backs of Shao Siyu and Uncle Xun with round eyes, his face turned blue and his lips were pale, his whole body was shaking like chaff, as if he had been greatly stimulated.

"Wang Lantian, I haven't hit you yet, look at how cowardly you are!!" Shao Siyu couldn't help but frowned, and gave Wang Lantian a disgusted look, and Uncle Xun also let out a contemptuous "Qi" .

"It's not...you...behind you...behind!!!" Wang Lantian backed away frequently with a pale face, while Shao Siyu and Xun Jubo turned their heads strangely, looked at each other inexplicably and quickly turned back.

"Wang Lantian, are you trying to trick us into turning around so that we can run away? Do you really think that my young brother and I are just pretending to be stupid like you?"

"Wang Lantian, if you dare to challenge this young master's authority, this young master will not care about you, but if you insult this young master's IQ, this young master will make you cry very rhythmically!!"

Threateningly shook his fist at Wang Lantian, Wang Lantian's face became even uglier, and he shook his head desperately as if he was about to cry.

"You...you can't see it? You... Shao Siyu, there is a ghost behind you!!!!" There was another tragic howl, and Wang Lantian almost ran away, but it was a pity that his hands and feet were already frightened Ruan was then grabbed by the collar by Shao Siyu's sharp hands.

"Wang Lantian, are you dreaming about ghosts in broad daylight? There are ghosts here and there, besides you and me, only this narrow ghost is left."

Pointing to Uncle Xun who was next to him, the smiling guy even had his eyebrows trembling.

"Can't you see it? How is it possible... look... her hair is disheveled and she is bleeding from all seven orifices, she... her tongue is dragging to the ground... ah!!!! She is floating on the tree behind you... ah ...She opened her eyes! Help!!!!"

Wang Lantian's miserable cry echoed in Shao Siyu's ears for a long time, which made her eardrums ache.

"Wang Lantian! You have done too many filthy things, have you hallucinated?" Shao Siyu rubbed his ears impatiently, then stepped forward and grabbed Wang Lantian to raise his eyebrows, "Stop pretending to be crazy, hurry up, Ben I haven’t answered the question I asked you just now, talk!!”

After fixing this guy, Marvin probably should fix her too, right? !

Well... what a hassle!

"Stop talking nonsense with him, we all know whether he did it or not!" Xun Jubo seemed a little impatient when he pulled Shao Siyu.

Suddenly a gust of cool wind passed by behind, Wang Lantian screamed and retreated crazily, but was tripped by a rock protruding half of the ground under his feet, and sat down again.

"No, don't catch me!!"

After crying, he smelled a foul smell coming from Wang Lantian's body, and then saw him turn his eyes white, kick his legs, and passed out with his pants so wet.

"Young...young brother..." Uncle Xun looked at Wang Lantian who had passed out, and then turned his head to look at Shao Siyu. The corners of his lips had already expanded to the maximum, and his black and white starry eyes were full of undisguised pride. .

"Young brother, you are too powerful, you just put this guy down, Wang Lantian, in such a calm manner!"

"That's right, this guy has a guilty conscience, and he often walks by the river without getting his shoes wet!!" Shao Siyu clapped his hands, and waved behind him, "Yutong, go ask Wang Bade to serve his master. Yes, wash off the pig's blood on your face, and send the pig's tongue back to Aunt Su, hurry up..."

It's just asking her to pretend to be a female ghost. Is it necessary to mobilize the crowd like this?Just turning around, even she was taken aback by Yutong's Halloween appearance.

"Master, help Yutong, Yutong can't come down anymore!" The 'female ghost' Yutong, who was only [-] centimeters above Wang Lantian's head from the ground, was so lucky to be with Wang Lantian who was already a corpse below. He stared and felt aggrieved.Uncle Xun quickly stepped forward to help the girl untie the rope on her back. The girl just rubbed her sore little arm and walked towards the house with a limp.

"Uncle, this is called mental torture! If you don't beat him or scold him, just torture him mentally. I scared him to death, a vile, obscene and shameless thing."

Although it was a relief to deal with Wang Lantian, Shao Siyu gritted his teeth childishly and clenched his fists hard.

"Young brother, has anyone said that you look like a girl?"

Uncle Xun's unintentional words almost choked Shao Siyu to death.

"If I were a girl, I guess all the men in this academy should hit the wall?!" Shao Siyu laughed dryly, talking about him from left to right.

After slightly kicking Wang Lantian at his feet, Shao Siyu turned around and walked towards the dining hall, yelling that he was hungry, and Uncle Xun hurriedly followed.