[Comprehensive] The Magician's Wish

There was once a very famous radio prank in the United States. The broadcaster suddenly claimed that aliens had landed on the earth and were invading on a large scale. I don’t know how many people ran away with their families. With a twist, the announcer said that the above was just a prank of his own.

The United Nations Headquarters was shocked when they saw the Sky City appearing over New York. When they saw the Sky City kept falling, they broke out in a cold sweat. The whole thing is pressed into a cake, and the surrounding spherical protective wall is rolled onto the building, denting the ground like a shot put falling to the ground.

Thanks to Hollywood for all kinds of wonderful and mind-blowing movies that have enriched people's imagination, bombing New York, bombing Washington, in short, all kinds of bombs, if you don't feel uncomfortable, you can't show that feeling if you don't, humble Americans just like to watch it The people on earth were hanged and beaten, and then the hero came to save the world.

Fortunately, it finally stopped, but it only blocked the sunlight of the whole city. It looked like it was being supported by tall buildings. In fact, standing on the top of the tallest building, the distance was still very far, and the protective wall could only be touched by hand. illusion.

Then the declaration of protest from all directions and the reading aloud with rich voice let everyone understand the ins and outs of the matter.

The practice of the magic world is very high-profile, and the media network will be blown up immediately after its debut. It is comparable to the flood that submerged the whole world and swept the world at the fastest speed, and it was too late to block it.

It simply makes the politicians of various countries dumbfounded.

Isn't the mysterious side always hiding from the world? What is the rhythm of such a high-profile sudden appearance?

The magic world is going its own way, and it is very different in the mysterious side. This time it came out suddenly, and all other mysterious side forces began to wait and see.Some are disgusted by such a high-profile, reprimanding the magic world for not having a big picture to cause trouble for the mysterious circle; It doesn't matter, it's the magic world that failed and was unlucky, they continued to lurk and returned to calm.

What should I do at this time, of course, hold a meeting.

Meetings are held to study countermeasures, and meetings are held to coordinate internal actions.

The United Nations Headquarters exploded lively, and the U.S. government was not to be outdone. It was all suspended over New York, so why not be nervous.

What should I do, have a meeting.

It was only then that the protest letter submitted by the magic world was truly taken seriously.

The first round of contact begins.

For the magic world, it doesn't matter who agrees to this action. The key is that the United Nations sent it. Then all members of the United Nations are responsible. When they sit down and have a good talk, all members must be present. This is the real importance. This is the proper etiquette for peace talks.

The people are all crowded, and any excuses will not be listened to. Of course, Laputa continues to hover over New York.

Arrogant, of course arrogant, there is also capital arrogance, this is a purposeful provocation.

If there are not enough representatives from all countries, the desired effect will not be achieved.

In order to help the countries on the sidelines to react and make decisions quickly, Nunnally made another decision. This time, she did not issue an order to the Ministry of Magic, but implemented it herself, because now only she can execute it.

As the saying goes, the first impression is very important, so it is natural to show off. It is very important for the wizarding world to truly stand in the sight of the Muggle world, and it even concerns the future status of the world.

Therefore, Nunnally activated the celestial magic array without hesitation, and the projected celestial magic cannons aimed at the capitals of the UN member states. Visible artillery arrays appeared in the sky, which could not be captured by cameras and other instruments, only the naked eye could see them. see.Politicians from all over the world will not naively think that this is just an illusion. Although they are so calming the panicked people to the outside world, what natural phenomena, what light and shadow effects, the lights on the land hit the sky, and even the newly researched floating lights all out.

Then rush to the meeting.

The reaction has never been so fast, and the explosive power of a person is indeed very strong, especially when he is pointed at like an earth-killing weapon used by the villain in the movie to destroy the world, his legs are trembling faintly.

The celestial body magic cannon can be fixed in one place, or it can be moved. Pointing at the capitals of various countries, the senior leaders may not dare to act rashly, and try to find out what it is. Move along the trajectory of the magic gathering array to help the celestial body magic guide cannon gather more magic power and reduce the consumption of the celestial body magic guide array.

Sure enough, some countries aimed at the gaps exposed by the movement of the celestial magic cannon and made a test.

One of them moved to the surface of the sea, a location quite far from the land.

The United States fires missiles.

Really urgent.

The celestial magic cannon made of light emitted a burst of light at the missile. The missile disappeared together with the magic cannon in the void, and appeared in the sky of Washington in the next second. It fell straight up and rolled on the ground two and a half times, as if it was rolling on their hearts.

There was no explosion.

How can you ignore it in such a place, there are ignorant citizens around to see what it is, of course it is recycling!

I don’t want to mention how frightening the recovery process is. It’s all a history of blood and tears that can be recalled n years later, and the person who performed the task really has no regrets in this life. He was able to touch the launch in his lifetime. The missiles that went out were safe and sound.

The missile is very stable, and there is nothing wrong with it except for a sweet and fragrant smell.

Then the scientists were shocked to find that this f*ck is no longer a missile, this f*ck is a piece of chocolate!Take it apart and take a look, what's more, it's the chocolate with the heart of wine, the smell is sweet, the color is pure, the touch is familiar, and it tempts others to take a sip...

Someone actually licked it.

The old scientist with a broken world view murmured that this is unscientific, his brain stretched out a finger, wiped it, and stuffed it into his mouth. After the first one did this, there was a second one, and a third one... The impressions are unanimously that the taste is great, delicious chocolate.

fall!

It must have been dropped!

Then jointly requested to launch a few more missiles for experiments and collect data.

There are as many rebounds as there are, and the consequence of not believing in evil is that Washington has received a few more missiles. Chocolates of various flavors, there will always be one that you like...

This is not scientific, this is not scientific, this is not scientific!

What really broke the scientists was that the Pentagon also turned into chocolate after a beam of light from the celestial magic cannon.

This is no longer something that can be done by changing the bag.

Scientists whose world outlook has collapsed are holding the chocolate version of the missile, and it is unscientific to bite into it, and it is unscientific to say something unscientific in one bite.

The spies from various countries did not inquire into such details in this bitter experience, and the time was urgent, but what happened to the Pentagon was visible to satellites.Because after turning into chocolate, it has changed into other shapes, the shortest time interval is one hour, and the longest is 10 hours.

The people of New York are shocked to find that the radio has suddenly picked up an unexpected station: Magic Radio.

This was researched by the magic world. The magic world and the cities under its governance have been promoted. New York can also receive it purely because it is close to the city of the sky. The equipment of the radio station is transformed from Muggle items, so Ordinary Muggle households can hear it without buying special receivers.Some people record the programs they listen to on the radio and put them on the Internet.

"Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for magic, I'm the host, the handsome Little Red Riding Hood! Don't ask me why I'm called Little Red Riding Hood today, because I bought a new red hat and it's on my head right now, so I decided that I would be Little Red Riding Hood today, in order to let everyone pay attention to the new red hat I bought. Even if I change my name often, as long as the listeners know it, I don’t smoke, drink, gamble, don’t bully children, and don’t use any excuses to be honest and reliable. I am the good man of the era, Little Red Riding Hood. Is there any young and lovely girl who is moved by me, if so, welcome to send a letter, and it is not impossible for a handsome guy like me to send a letter. There are many girls, um, who can beat people All the cute girls who are a little fatter are good hands!"

"Okay, my beautiful female assistant is glaring at me. In order to avoid domestic violence after the show ends, I decided to stop and get straight to the point without talking nonsense."

"Our city in the sky is currently floating above a city in a Muggle country. Guess why? That's right, it is to ask for an explanation for the incident that the United Nations sent troops to maliciously attack Her Royal Highness!"

"Of course, the wizarding world is not war mad. Invasions and wars are all plots in Muggle movies, so we are not so boring."

"Well, this is really a novel experience."

"Everyone can take a photo, and tell others in the future that the city in the sky once went to New York... ouch!"

The host's cries of pain came from the radio station. Obviously, the beautiful assistant couldn't bear the end of the show and directly committed domestic violence.

The sound of wiping nosebleeds could be clearly heard on the radio, and then the host's voice became nasal, which made people wonder if something was used to block the nostrils. A female assistant who beat people out of nosebleeds every minute, It's really a hot host career.

For this high-profile appearance, the Ministry of Magic and the Ministry of Foreign Affairs are busy arguing with the United Nations, and the people are not idle. Businesses are busy advertising themselves, and the radio station that can be received by Muggles is naturally the best choice.There is mail order in the wizarding world, and Muggle people don’t know how to do it without owls, but the cities governed by the wizarding world can be linked to the wizarding world, and the names of these cities also appear in advertisements.

"The Aurors caught some illegals who were trying to invade the Ministry of Magic. They seemed to be bred by the Muggle government, and they were all taken into custody. Guess what happened to them now? I found that our radio station seems to be received by Muggle friends in New York , Some people who have watched too many movies must be thinking that they must have died miserably, or some other horrible end. Wake up, friends, stop dreaming, the number of magicians is so small, each one is very precious, and illegal intrusion is It’s not good, but it’s not enough to be executed, and besides, there is no death penalty in the magic world, at most it will be locked up.”

"Although it was bred by Muggles using some method, it is also a person with abilities."

"So, um...the one with the ability to freeze was thrown to the Antarctic. What a poor guy. Now that the global warming is serious, this job is very hard. The other magicians are officially recruited by the Ministry of Magic. There is hard work in the credit, and it is written on the list for future generations to worship, and the guy who illegally invaded and threw it away to serve as a punishment can only be considered hard work, and only a few people know it."

"Also, a flame-capable one was pulled to Huangshi Volcano. It is really a super volcano. If it erupts, the earth will enter the ice age. It will unblock the congested fire energy and appease the active and violent fire element. It is also a very tiring job, and similarly, there is no credit but hard work.”

"The number of magicians is too small, there are too many global natural environment problems, and there is not enough manpower. If there are such talents in the Muggle world, you are welcome to apply to the Ministry of Magic. There is a need for preference. The United Nations should pay the Ministry of Magic for environmental maintenance. That's a lot of expense."

"One struggled too hard, as if what would happen to us, the healer gently poured him the worst potion. Well, since the improvement of potions, this horrible potion has almost disappeared. I don’t know where it was pulled out, or it was specially made for him. Imagine the smell of the smelly ditch...I believe he will lose his appetite for a while.”

"Okay, next is the prize guessing activity."

The prizes distributed by the radio station are provided free of charge by various businesses in the magic world. Knowing that people in New York can also receive them, the Magic Radio headquarters has prepared corresponding customer service in a humane manner, so they can also participate.

This period's prize-winning quiz is particularly insane. The topic is to guess what material the Pentagon will become next time.

The audience participated enthusiastically, and the answers were varied.

The host said that they would submit creative answers to the Ministry of Magic for reference, and then more people would participate. There were various ideas posted on the Internet, and some people opened a gamble to bet on the ideas in the top row of the voting list. Imagine which will be used.

Excuse me, people of New York, you are so happy and noisy that you don't have a sense of crisis. How can this make the senior leaders sitting in the Pentagon worrying about the country and the people feel embarrassed?

It can't be blamed that they don't have a sense of crisis, and they really can't get nervous.

The funny radio host, the silent and violent beauty assistant, and all kinds of magic goods, as well as the new world shown to them by the radio station has a strong atmosphere of life, and a completely different world is vividly presented before their eyes. Peaceful and full of life.

Official and private, two-pronged approach.

"It is natural for people to be afraid of powerful power. You can't blame stupid Muggles for being afraid. It is the most peaceful way to integrate it into life as a commodity, and to make Muggles familiar with the existence of magic in a silent way."

People make money and birds die for food. Benefits are the best way to stimulate nerves and accumulate goodwill.

"The next step is the main event, are you ready?" Nunnally asked.

"The negotiators have all been prepared. According to news, representatives from various countries have started to rush to the United Nations headquarters, and they will be here soon." The Minister of Magic reported respectfully.Frowning tightly, he hesitated for a moment, and expressed his thoughts under Nunnally's gesture, "It's just that, Your Royal Highness, the next negotiation may not go well, and we should also use the most commonly used bragging rights of Muggles." Fang's strength, to show the true power of the magic cannon, only with fear can we really value the magic world."

"Don't say stupid things. Destroying nature for meaningless deterrence is a Muggle's stupid behavior. The words of Heart of Fear are not simple." Nunnally snorted coldly and licked the wave lollipop in her hand. Death can act as a deterrent, and not only destruction can deter the mind. The celestial body magic cannon is a taboo super weapon and should not be used against compatriots. Only enemies that must be eliminated can use its true power. Deterring Muggle deformation beams is That's enough, unless you live underground where the light can't shine, and you have been relying on hot weapons to show off your power, and you find that if you don't use it, your imagination will scare you first, and there is no need for us to do anything. In a sense, Muggles are very crisis-conscious and insecure."

"However, this meeting is very important. It is true that we should make more preparations to facilitate the smooth negotiation. In addition to the treatment of ability users born in the Muggle world, there are also various environmental protection issues that need to be discussed together. Magic The community can’t always do volunteer work for free, and the cost will increase.”

"You mean..." the Minister of Magic asked for instructions. He knew that the princess must have had her own thoughts in her heart when she said that.

"Go to Azkaban and bring two dementors over here, and take them with you temporarily as bodyguards, and let the person in charge play by ear."

"..." The corners of the Minister of Magic's mouth twitched. If there is a dementor who doesn't shake like a quail, he will have nightmares when he goes back. Fear is really easy.