[Red Mansions] The Great Sage gets married

Jia Di is a real brother.

Wearing the two buns tied by his mother, he sat silently on the hillside and sighed.

Second General Beng Ba carefully held up the fruit plate, only to see the little king poking his head in for a look, then turning his head back sullenly.

"Don't eat!"

It's all my brother's leftovers, hum!

The second general Bengba stepped back, sighing and complaining with the two marshals.

"It's all little kings. If the king comes one day first, he wants to eat, how can he not give it? When the king of the mountain comes again, it's not just the leftovers..."

Marshal Ma Liu walked around the half-arm-long ginseng fruit tree and touched his chin: "The fruit is a treasure, so are the leaves, right?"

How about grabbing a leaf and giving it to the King of the Mountain to try it out?

Before the evil hands could be stretched out, a red cloud descended from the sky, and the third prince Nezha arrived.

Zhenying smiled and kicked Sun Ershan's butt, "Why isn't your brother here?"

Sun Ershan turned his head bitterly: "You are late, yesterday it was him, today it is me! He wants to accompany grandpa to fish."

Zhenying squatted in front of him, blinking slightly: "Then when will your brother come next time?"

Nezha pulled the little girl away, and said with a calm face, "I taught him today, so he won't come tomorrow."

"I can do it myself."

Zhenying waved her hand, not caring about her elder brother's face, she smiled and teased the monkey boy.

Sun Ershan bared his teeth and plunged into the East China Sea.

This day is over!

Just after the banquet in the Crystal Palace, the Dragon King was already drunk, and the Dragon Lady and the Dragon Mother were still chatting, and when they saw him come in, they couldn't help being taken aback.

"My son, maybe I'm very drunk, why did the Great Sage come to snatch the Sea God's treasure again?"

The dragon girl took a timid look, the stature and appearance of this figure seemed to be two circles smaller than the one the Great Sage saw for the first time.

"But the son of the Great Sage of Huaguo Mountain and Empress Jiangzhu?"

Sun Ershan picked up a glowing red peach from the plate, and sat down on the table, "What treasure did my father get back then, give me a pair of the original one."

This peach is so sweet!

Mother of Dragon wondered: "The clothes are all donated by the three seas, and the treasures are unparalleled in the world. Where can I find another one to give away?"

Sun Ershan threw away the peach pit, thought for a moment with his chin in his hands, and then plunged into another 33 days.

Nezha stared at the shore for a long time, rubbed his chin and smiled.

"Brother, you smile very treacherously."

Zhenying nodded her head, like the villain behind the scenes in a storybook.

Nezha cleared his throat, pulled the girl away, and returned to the Heavenly Palace on a cloud.

Laojun just opened the furnace, carefully calculated the amount, and put the natural materials and earth treasures into the furnace one by one.

Daotong replied: "Old gentleman, the little second sage of Huaguo Mountain is asking to see you."

Laojun laughed, took down the sugar pill from the pavilion, and flicked his whisk: "Please come in."

Sun Ershan rushed into Laojun's arms like a small cannonball, and said coquettishly, "Grandpa Laojun, you really want to kill me!"

This sentence is repeated every time, and every time it coaxes the old man into joy.The Taoist boys were not surprised, but Bajie, who was burning a fire beside him, felt very uncomfortable.

"Didn't you see Second Uncle is here!"

The little monkey was ignorant and forgot. Seeing the disheveled pig's head, who vaguely looked like his second uncle, he hurriedly greeted him sweetly.

Bajie thinks about his brother's cold face, although he knows that he is perfunctory, but he is satisfied.

"Shouldn't you be in Huaguo Mountain today, practicing the three-headed six-armed technique with the third prince? Why did you come to Tushita Palace for no reason?"

Sun Ershan drooped his eyelids and pretended to be pitiful: "My parents are partial to my elder brother. Even if I was beaten to death by a little goblin when I went out, or beaten to death by Uncle Jian when I went out, I will never go back to Huaguoshan again!"

Laojun hugged him into his arms, and gave him all the gourd candied pills: "This is just made by Grandpa Li, and it tastes like flat peaches."

The little monkey's eyes lit up, he uncorked two peaches and threw them into his mouth. Sure enough, his mouth was full of sweet peaches.

"Grandpa Laojun is the best!"

Seeing his innocent and cute expression with a face that resembled that of Brother Monkey, Bajie was a bit hesitant to add fuel to his head.

The father's prestige has only been heard a few times in the gossip of the second general Bengba. The little monkey is used to seeing his father belittle his mother, acting like a coquettish fool and imitating his mother, so he doesn't feel embarrassed.

He babbled and ate half of the gourd candied pill, after thinking about it, he plugged the plug again, jumped out of Laojun's arms, and sniffed the pill furnace again.

"It's the aroma of malt!"

Bajie chuckled: "Expert."

The old man has lost interest in making too many pills and magical instruments.Ever since Wukong and Jiangzhu had these two monkey cubs, and seeing them for the first time, Laojun had other ideas.

Tushita Palace has always been deserted, and occasionally it is lively a few times, which is still very good.

"Grandpa, what does this smell like?"

These eyes are very similar to crimson pearls, but the cunning and cleverness in them is more like his father.

Listening to the sweet and glutinous "Grandpa", Laojun smiled and said, "It's banana flavor."

Sun Ershan is an upright monkey boy, if he said he loves peaches, he loves peaches, bananas, etc., so of course...

"Be sure to let me know when you have refined it!"

Laojun responded with a smile, and saw him pat his head again, "Almost forgot the business."

His twinkling eyes blinked lightly, and he begged: "Grandpa Laojun is the most powerful, can you make a wishful golden cudgel for Xiao Shanshan?"

Small... mountain?Bajie Timchai's hands stopped, and he jumped up shaking his body with goosebumps.

Laojun bent down and looked at him, "That iron is rare in the world, and it has the merit of King Yu's water control, and it is in the same heart as your father. If you want to make another one, it will be impossible."

Back then when Yong and Shenmian returned to the ruins, Dayu threw the golden cudgel into the East China Sea after he tamed the flood.

The little monkey curled his lips, showing the appearance of crying.

"My little grandson also wants to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace..."

The husband and wife who came together to find their son stopped.

Should we praise him for his ambition, or cover his mouth and give him a good beating?

The third prince Le Diandian sat on the cloud and raised his voice: "Wukong, your little son is much more ambitious than you! Xiao Shan, you should practice hard, and Uncle Nezha will help you."

Yang Jian, who passed by for a walk with the Xiaotian dog, "by the way" to see the monkey cub, stood silently.

After failing to instigate rebellion against the adults, Nezha has learned to start with the cubs. He is really morally corrupt and has a sinister heart!

Sun Ershan saw that his parents were cold-faced, and Uncle Jian had a strange expression, so he couldn't help hiding in Laojun's arms.

"Grandpa Laojun, I don't want to go back, I want to stay in Tushita Palace to light a fire for you!"

I can't run back and beat me up, so I'm a fool to go back.

Before Laojun could plead for mercy, Wukong plucked his ears first: "What, what grandpa?"

Back in Fengshan, they were friends of the same generation. They rubbed their backs and bathed in a river. How did they get downgraded?

Laojun was satisfied in his heart, but said: "Xiao Shan likes to call him Grandpa, so I will let him."

This is also the reason why he likes to show people the image of an old man. He was originally a respected person, but once he looks old, his seniority will go up.

Being taken advantage of for no reason, Wukong took a look at the monkey cub, and then saw that Laojun only regarded him as a cheater.

"come over!"

The monkey cub didn't dare to refuse, he walked slowly to his father, trembling every step, with tears that he couldn't shed, more bitter and pitiful than the little cabbages that turned yellow in the field in autumn.

Wukong held his breath in his heart and almost didn't come up.This kid sang, chanted, played, and fought like this today, and he didn't know what kind of lies he was going to spread, as if the husband and wife abused the cub when they had nothing to do.

Bajie, Yang Jian, and Nezha were silent, but there was inexplicable excitement in their eye contact.

The next day Wukong went out and returned home, covered his face and fell into the arms of his wife, weeping.

He's so silly, really.

He only knew that others would spread gossip, but he forgot that it was a group of animals who had been bullied by him.

In their mouths, his beautiful and gentle lady was indeed beautiful and gentle, but she succumbed to his lust and was forcibly taken up to the mountain to become Mrs. Yazhai.

And their two monkey cubs are beaten and scolded every day, and they don't have a piece of good meat when they take off their clothes...

That's right, Sun Wukong, Monkey King, is such a big bastard.

——That’s not what you said when I saved the world!

Jiang Zhu showed him the books on the bookshelf, and saw that the titles were "The Overbearing Monkey King: Kissing My Little Wife", "Forcing and Robbing: The Monkey King's Immortal Wife Runs with the Ball", "Deep Love" : The Third Runaway Wife of the Number One Demon Monkey in the Six Worlds"...

The signatures are all "Taihei Yinxing Li Short Geng".

The birds of Huaguo Mountain were startled, and the crystal palace on the bottom of the sea shook several pieces of rubble, because the most domineering monkey in the six worlds raised its head to the sky and screamed loudly:

"Li Changgeng—"

Taibai Jinxing was happily reading the letters from readers from Sanshan Wuyue, when suddenly his spirit trembled and he sneezed.

"Could it be that I am too short and have been cursed by the readers?"

The author has something to say: This is the official end!

I am really happy that the first book has achieved this result!

Thank you for your company all the time, hug each other (づ●─●)づ

I don’t want to talk about the nasty words, I hope everyone enjoys the sundae hehehehehe