The King and the Priest[Comprehensive]

Although it may sound unbelievable to say, this is indeed their first "date".

The pharaoh and the high priest not only confessed that they were together thousands of years later than the average person, but even the "date" that should be held as soon as possible was dragged off until after death and repeated for the first time.

Of course, there are still many important things that should have been done long ago but have not been completed so far...

Since it hasn't been remembered yet, let's pretend that I don't know it and put it aside for the time being.

Time goes back to the present.

These two noble people who "dated" for the first time looked calm on the surface, but only they knew who was really calm and who was fake.

What I said in my mouth is "it doesn't matter where you go, just stroll around", but in practice, it is indeed a little bit-difficult.

Because it seemed that as soon as the words were finished, the two who conveyed the tacit understanding with their eyes suddenly realized that they could not leave this street for the time being.

From nowhere came an infinite number of mortals who didn't know how to read the atmosphere, and they were so courageous that they were also involved in the rushing flood in the process of rushing forward.

At that time, Wang still couldn't understand the enthusiasm of the mortals in the present world for the "Festival Limited Product Promotions", let alone how terrifying the mortals' enthusiasm could erupt at this moment. He was only amazed and deeply stunned:

——Could it be that Yu's aura was softened by the tenderness that can only appear in front of the princess?Otherwise, how could this group of mortals come here and rampage wantonly?

Wang's deterrence was defeated by the large-scale promotional activities in the mall. Ordinary people temporarily blocked the scorching brilliance of the sun in their eyes, so they could naturally go forward bravely.

It's really, really incredible!

"Ignorant Van—"

Unfortunately, even the pharaoh's dignified deep voice was drowned out by the promotional announcement broadcast that just started.

The flow of people went straight to the entrance of the shopping mall on the side of the street, like water overflowing the mouth of a bottle, and went up several steps.

Ozymandias only had time to reflexively hug Tahir to prevent these mortals, who suddenly became a hundred times fiercer, from suddenly violently violently rushing and offending his princess.

"..."

In fact, Tahir will not be rammed.

Because he's not the stupid, dull "self" of his amnesiac period (emphasis added), he always remembers that he's kind of a magician.

You don't have to turn yourself upside down with such a useful magic trick, are you stupid?

But—Ozymandias moved too quickly.

Tahir was hugged unexpectedly at first, but due to surprise, the reaction paused for a while.

Just at this time, there was an ignorant mortal behind him who stretched out his hand and pushed him. It was a perfect coincidence that he pushed the high priest into the front of the pharaoh.

Ozymandias: "!"

Although he didn't know the specific details, he came at the right time. He immediately captured the abnormally active princess and covered her with his generous heart.

"Hmm! This feels good. For the time being, Yu forgives these reckless and dull people!"

Tahir: "..."

The two people who could have escaped unscathed now have to be squeezed into a cake in the middle of the crowd. How can this feeling be "good".

Just a little bit, he was about to stab Ramses with an indifferent tone reflexively.But when the words came to his lips, he still held back.

After no longer entangled in those things full of pain and struggle, the way the two get along seems to have returned to the time when they were not separated thousands of years ago.

As long as he is in front of him, the pharaoh will commit a fool from time to time no matter what.Even though he has become the real great king, the man is still the same, and even worse for special reasons.

In this regard, Tahir still refused to explain his inner feelings when faced with a huge contrast between ideals and reality.

Ramses...

Forget it, he's still better off like this.

Due to temporary accidents, the pharaoh and the high priest were forced to rush into the shopping mall that they would not have entered.

There seemed to be more people in the mall than on the street, especially on the floor where the sales promotion store was located, and there were not enough gaps to look around.

Also want to know that neither Ozymandias nor Tahir has any interest in the so-called promotion.

In order to prevent the first official date in history from being declared ruined before it even started, the High Priestess still used magic (disgracefully) to allow them to retreat successfully—to another floor with slightly fewer people.

"Since Jindu has come in, let's take a look here."

When the Pharaoh said this, his momentum remained unabated, as if he wanted to justifiably inspect his own territory where the sun's rays could shine.

After all, coming in and going out, it will look like they are going to be lost and... stop!Who allowed such a disrespectful word to appear!

Tahir has no objection to this. Anyway, I have said it all, and I go shopping wherever I go, and there is not much difference.

It needs to be mentioned by the way that before this, although Ozymandias often took his daughter to sweep the children's/women's clothing area of ​​the mall, but the mall was not this mall.

The high-end shopping malls that can satisfy the Pharaoh are usually quite quiet, and there will be no such noise as this time, which can be heard every few floors. There are people coming and going on the entire floor, and there are countless eating shops along the way. lively scene.

"Special offer [-]% off couple packages and an extra gift doll. Don't miss this opportunity, don't miss it——"

"Hi sir, here is the menu, are you interested in learning about it? The new store opens with free drinks!"

"Spicy pot! 40 yuan a pot! Hehe!"

Really, it was a bit too lively.

Even if the Pharaoh's family eats on the way to travel, they usually choose a place with quiet private rooms. It is an accidental accident that they strayed into the food and beverage floor of the shopping mall during the festival promotion period like this!

Just as they couldn't understand why the mortals on the street were so ferocious before, it's also hard for them to understand why they were caught off guard and buried by great enthusiasm when they appeared at the escalator.

In this country with a terrifying population, the flow of people in commercial districts will reach an unimaginable peak every year and festival.

For the vast number of merchants stationed inside the mall, the holiday season is the biggest battlefield they will face.

This is a silent fight——

There are people shouting loudly at the entrance of almost every store, their eyes are as sharp as eagle eyes, and they will not let go of every potential customer who may enter the store to increase the turnover.

Therefore, those two people—that is, once they fell into the sight of many eagle eyes, they were instantly judged as "big tricks" by virtue of their extraordinary demeanor and attire. Countless gazes came and swished.

This is also the reason why there are more terrible noises than in the streets.

It's not just because ordinary people see through at a glance that these are two "fat sheep", there are additional reasons:

The business acumen suddenly appeared, and the shrewd people were keenly aware that as long as they hold on to these two customers, the turnover of the store on that day will hit an unsurpassed new high in one fell swoop!

Therefore, a bigger "war" suddenly broke out without warning!

The enthusiastic solicitation in front is just a foreshadowing.

The floor was clean for a second, and in the next second, it suddenly woke up like a sleeping monster, bursting out with an unparalleled roar:

"Two gentlemen, let me know how our barbecue set is. Today, we will get a [-]% discount on top of the [-]% discount! There will be a small gift for you when you enter the store."

"It's such a coincidence, it's fate, you two are the [-]th customers who come to our store - you can enjoy [-]% off as long as you come to our store to spend - no! [-]% off! There is also a snack package gift doll napkin to eat How much oil—"

Ozymandias: "..."

Tahir: "..."

No, this battle, are they really in the mall, not the battlefield? !

It is not surprising that the Pharaoh, who is not used to even seeing the real battlefield, showed a surprised expression when facing the fake battlefield.

The ancient kings and ancient priests have never seen such an earth-shattering momentum erupted entirely by mortals.

Moreover, although the "promotion" has been heard a little in the "common sense" of the present world, the ancient people who have not actually been in contact with this real activity do not understand what is going on.

It can be said that so far, they have only really set foot in the daily life of ordinary people in modern times, and they are completely caught off guard--

Pharaoh (with a question mark on his face): "Huh? Discount? What discount? What package? Tell Yu about the two before the package?"

High Priest (slightly at a loss): "It's because my understanding of the world after a thousand years is not comprehensive enough...? Why, does this happen?"

Ordinary people are not afraid of the immeasurable majesty from the king and the king's vassals, so they almost dragged them into the store... oh, this is still not dared.

The ancient Egyptians, who were caught off guard, felt the warm welcome from the distant and excessive, one of the four ancient countries, and almost failed to adapt.

—Fortunately...Sakura didn't follow!

Although the old fathers were shocked, they had all seen the world, so they would not lose their composure on the spot.

Amidst the dizzying noise, they were all still able to hold on.

"I see. This is the ordinary fun that ordinary people are keen to enjoy." The pharaoh who seemed to understand something seriously nodded, thinking that he could still try this kind of strange "fun".

"What's that called - couple set meal? Just choose this one. Well, it doesn't matter what you eat, or any gifts, as long as you want to experience the feeling of being a 'couple', hahahahahahaha!"

The golden light was shining, and the sudden burst of light flashed into the eyes of the excited mortals, and the light came from the card that the brown-haired man raised casually: "All, reserve!"

"........."

"Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!"

"What a generous guest, but I'm really sorry that we can't make a reservation here! In order to apologize, can you and your friends be exempted from the meal expenses? Guest? Do you have any preferences in terms of taste?"

Because of the word "couple", there are other customers in the Lucky Shop, which Wang took a fancy to at a glance, so there is no way to book it out easily.

Although Pharaoh was dissatisfied, what he really cared about was not this issue. He emphasized again: "It's not friends, it's lovers! I've said it all, and the rest doesn't matter!"

"Okay—yes! The deluxe upgraded version of the super spicy hot pot couple set meal has been arranged, and all the remaining gifts in the store today are packaged and given to you two—"

Pharaoh (not yet aware of the seriousness of the matter): "It's still thoughtful, let's forgive your abruptness just now. Yes, you can have it."

"...Wait, Ramses."

Tahir keenly caught a little strangeness from the startling word "super spicy", and immediately tried to stop him: "Are you sure you want to eat this? I think the hot pot in this place is the same as what we ate in Fuyuki It's not the same kind."

When we were in Fuyuki City, the Pharaoh’s family did as the Romans did. In the winter, they would sit together at a warm kotatsu table and eat Japanese-style hot pot together.

The bottom of the New Year's hot pot is usually made of sakura. When eating, you only need to put the vegetables in the boiling white soup and cook for a while. It is delicious and convenient, and has been highly praised by the king.

In Ozymandias' impression, hot pot is the kind of hot pot that people sit around and eat together in winter, and there should be no difference in another place.

So he couldn't understand Tahir's vigilance at all, and his attention was all attracted by the "couple package" that he was deeply interested in.

"It doesn't matter! Even if there is a difference, we can only try it today."

"Since you want to live the life of a commoner, let's live it to the end today and experience it completely—"

These are the last words that the great Sun King said indifferently before seeing the true face of the couple package.

It didn't take long.

He stared at the large pot in front of him with a "bang!", and then stared at the thick layer of remains of the mysterious spices floating on top of the red oil in the pot.

"..."

The red oil rolled and boiled in the pot, and the bubbles that exploded seemed to leak a hot and hot breath.

"........."

Both fell into an endless silence.

"Let's go, let's change to another store, Ramses. Even if we don't need to eat now, it doesn't matter what we eat, but—"

this thing.

What floats on the surface is not the pepper shell, but the "dangerous" boiling oil pan.

It seems to be a huge crisis that even the Heroic Spirits cannot overcome.

"...Impossible."

Already aware of the approaching danger, the Pharaoh is still obsessed with something: "The point is not the crisis in front of us, but the 'couple'—the achievement that Yu must overcome and achieve! Tahir!"

Tahir: "...you started again."

Yes, it started again.

The foolishness (crossed out again) that will involuntarily emerge from the king of kings after no longer suffering from bitter hatred and sadomasochism.

He couldn't stop the king's determination.

There is no way to stop the tragedy that happened in front of my eyes in real time.

All Tahir could do for this foolish pharaoh was to look away calmly: "Is there any beer? Ice cold ones are the best. Send them all to us."

……

On the night of the memorable first date, Sakura and Snake Zhang, who had slipped back to the hotel early, waited for the father and adults who came back after a long time.

"……Uh."

Does it seem to be different from the imagined picture?

They didn't come back hand in hand with affection, and there were no ambiguous flirts flying between each other.

Sakura: "Father, Father! What happened—"

The anxious voice suddenly stopped, because the startled girl suddenly realized that her worries seemed unnecessary.

The pharaoh came back hanging on the body of the high priest who was a head shorter than himself.

In order to win the "couple package", he drank all the cold beer in two stores and finally got drunk as a matter of course-this kind of extremely embarrassing thing is not convenient to reveal to his beloved daughter.

For the sake of the king's face, Tahir only vaguely mentioned that he was drunk and needed to go back to his room first...

"Yu is not drunk!"

"Well, you're not drunk, but it's time to go back and rest."

"But—no! Are you leaving me again, Tahir? Yu doesn't allow it, you...you can only stay with Yu, and you can't go anywhere!"

Even if the glamorous and noble blond priest had a koala-like pharaoh on his body, his demeanor did not weaken.

He didn't care one bit about how his supposedly flawless first date turned into this.Well, don't really care.

He didn't dislike the smell of alcohol at all, and even grabbed the Pharaoh who he didn't let go.Well, I really don't mind it.

Although the Pharaoh still seems to have found something.

"Tahir... do you... really want to leave Yu alone and go away?"

"Yes."

"No, then... huh? Huh?!"

The drunken Pharaoh was almost sobered by this unconventional answer.

"Who told you not to listen to me?"

Tahir's cold side was once again undisguised.

If it was another person, the moment he fell drunk on him, he would have hit the ground with a thud, and was stepped on by the high priest without turning his eyes.

Compared with the treatment of the Pharaoh, it was as good as heaven, but he didn't appreciate it, and was still arguing there, hugging the blond high priest who was already tainted with the smell of alcohol and spicy.

Tahir: "..."

"It should be enough, you."

This sentence - Ying and She Zhang and other onlookers couldn't help being shocked when they heard this sentence, thinking that Father/Stupid Pharaoh had finally annoyed Tahir and was about to suffer unfriendly treatment.

But, uh.

It turned out to be surprisingly good.

Tahir raised his hand and clasped the furry head of the man who was coming close from behind.

His hands grabbed a bit of brown hair, he looked sideways, and the tip of his nose almost brushed against the man's nose.

"If it's not a child, just go to sleep obediently."

The clear blue eyes met the slightly hazy golden eyes, and the eyes of the two reflected each other's face.

Of course the face of the blond man is still beautiful, even the eyes that are not moved by anything.

However, what came out of his mouth were soft words like a breeze: "Of course I will accompany you, isn't it already an appointment? My dear, His Majesty Ramses."

"..."

In an instant, the world was overshadowed by this sentence.

The Pharaoh froze in a daze, and then, in a daze, was attacked by sleepiness one after another, and fell asleep in almost a second.

Tahir successfully caught him and carried him into the room frankly.

After going in, he really didn't lie, and he didn't come out again in the middle of the night.

cherry:"……"

Snake Staff: "..."

Sakura: "Well, could it be..."

She Zhang: "Is it finally going to be fucked? These two idiots——!!!"

"Oh! Don't guess about such private matters, Mr. Snake Zhang!"

click!

Accompanied by the snake stick, he was punished by justice from the girl.

In the upstairs room, in the dark with no lights on.

Tahir sat beside Wang who had been put on the bed by him so hard, tilted his head slightly, letting his long and smooth blond hair slide down his face, and at the same time quietly looked at the man's sleeping face.

As long as he is not disturbed, he will sit here and watch him all night.

"Sure enough, something went wrong. Ah, it's not unexpected."

Of course, what we are talking about here is a "date" during the day. It turned out that Tahir had already thought about it rationally and speculated that there must be the possibility of frequent accidents.

Although others may feel that he is going to be angry, or feel helpless about this embarrassing situation.

But it doesn't.

The emotion that emerged in his heart should be... just a touch of [happiness].

As if after a long period of anticipation and prayer, the water of the holy river finally flooded in, watering the dry land that had been torn apart by the drought, and revived its vitality.

There are so many cracks and ditches hidden deep in the soul, and they should also be moistened with vitality contained in the bits and pieces obtained now.

This happiness, this vitality, is also called [love].

Love can turn a dead tree into spring, and can turn an aging and withered person into a young man, striding to chase the light that the sun casts on the earth.

Now, his decaying "heart" has been revived, and it has returned to the throbbing and high-spirited youth.

For this miracle.

Even if he were to die immediately at this moment, he would have no regrets.

"...Just talking. I have to persist for you. I can't die now."

What a pity that Pharaoh just missed the faint smile that bloomed in the dark, just like the blooming epiphyllum that only flashed by at night, light and stunning.

what.

wrong.

Just because of today's bravado, Pharaoh missed a lot of good things.

Perhaps because the man at this moment would not wake up until dawn, the blond priest who was watching him quietly in the night suddenly moved.

——Even if it is night at this moment, Tahir still cannot see the king's face clearly without using sunglasses to cover it.

But he saw it clearly, his eyes were not ruthlessly burned, and no frightening blood flowed down.

"Rameses."

He bent down gently, and the first thing that touched the man's handsome face was the hair that fell down one step earlier.

Then the hair finally restrained, rubbing against Wang Ying's aggressive facial features, and slid to a place where it would not get in the way.

very light.

There was almost no sound, and there were no witnesses nearby who could testify that this scene actually happened.

However, there is no doubt about it.

Tahir kissed the forehead of the sleeping Pharaoh.

This pious kiss is for his belief that he is close at hand and still shines on the earth.

"Today, I am very happy."

he said softly.

"I have done something that was never possible to experience in my life, and I have never been so happy. It turns out that I can get such a simple but extremely pure happiness when I am freed from the shackles that have always bound us."

"Everything I can get is because of you, Ramses. Whether it's joy or happiness, or the courage that drives me to resist the erosion of darkness...it has always been because of you."

"So - do I want to give you a... It can't be called a reward, so let's call it a belated return gift."

The next kiss, which omitted piety and put on something else, landed gently on the corner of Wang's mouth.

Even the king cannot know the existence of this kiss.

Even if the king wouldn't know—

……what?

"!"

Tahir's head suddenly failed to lift.

The reason was that the man who he thought was dead drunk and fast asleep suddenly raised a hand and clasped his waist before he had time to lift it.

It took only a moment to usher in a reversal.

"I... know."

Before the scorching hot sun that was about to melt the moonlight covered it, I don't know if it was the whisper of sleep language that sounded in the room.

"Don't leave, love."

"The cold all over my body, as well as this deep drunkenness, can only be dispelled slowly tonight by your kiss...and body temperature."

As a result, even the faint moonlight outside the window was blocked by the floating clouds.

What happened in the room cannot be snooped on.