After being disabled, I hired a bodyguard

Why do people hurt each other?

He Yanzhi was once again defeated in bickering, and he always felt that this development was not right. He was clearly able to make black fans speechless on Weibo, why did he become speechless when the target became Yu Heng? ?

Was this little bodyguard born with an aura called "Ke He Yanzhi"?

He wiped his face clean in silence, and said in a low voice, "If I disfigure you, you will be responsible."

A question mark slowly appeared in Yu Heng's eyes: "Why is it disfigured?"

"What if I'm allergic to your saliva?"

"How could it be?" Yu Heng said solemnly, "Your chrysanthemums are not allergic to my saliva, how could your face... um..."

He Yanzhi's eyelids twitched, and immediately took a fork to pick up the piece of cake, and stabbed it into the opponent's mouth without hesitation, blocking his remaining "indecent words".

He felt that he needed to talk to Professor Yu Lisong.

A dignified university professor who doesn't restrain his son's words and deeds?

What kind of vulgar language is this saying?

Yu Heng finally swallowed the cake, and was frowned: "Don't give it to me anymore, it's too sweet, you should eat it yourself."

"Do you think the cake you made yourself is too sweet?"

"It's the first time I'm doing it, I'm inexperienced." Yu Heng wiped his mouth with a napkin, "When I was making it, the owner of the cake shop looked at me like that. I added too much chocolate."

The cake just cut was cheaper for the little bodyguard, so He Yanzhi had to cut another piece: "How much is this cake?"

"Introduced by Xu Zhou, acquaintances don't need money."

He Yanzhi: "..."

No wonder.

It's no wonder I don't have a problem with you for wasting so much chocolate.

"Hey," Yu Heng asked suddenly, "Why do you like sweets so much? Don't you really think so?"

"It's okay, I might be a little tired after eating too much," He Yanzhi said, "Why I like it... I can't remember it, it seems... the first time I ran errands in the crew, the director invited us one day Have you had ice cream once?"

He recalled: "I didn't have a share at first, but an actress came to my aunt and couldn't eat cold food, so I had an extra one. I happened to be next to me at the time, so the director called me over and gave it to me."

"At that time in summer, it was extremely hot. After eating it suddenly, I felt really refreshed. It is obviously not a rare thing. Let's catch up with that time, just... you know."

"After a while, I fell in love with this thing, and then slowly developed into all desserts. That's probably it."

After hearing this, Yu Heng was actually a little disappointed: "It's that simple?"

He Yanzhi was puzzled: "Otherwise, what else do you want?"

"I thought there would be some unknown tragic past, some love and hatred..."

He Yanzhi's expression became dangerous: "Do you think I'm not miserable enough?"

"Don't dare." Yu Heng gave in resolutely, "You are miserable, you are very miserable, you are very miserable."

He Yanzhi: "..."

He really didn't think it was a compliment.

He put down the cake and waved at the other party: "Come on, the dog abuse festival must be abused, take a picture and I'll post it on Weibo."

Yu Heng looked reluctant: "Sometimes I suspect that you have completely become a blogger."

"It's not that exaggerated, haven't I just been active recently?" He Yanzhi pressed the selfie, "The key is that fans like it, and they like it, so I'll post more."

"...You have been active for four full months," Yu Heng said with a delicate expression, "Besides, didn't you always cause trouble to others in the past? When did you change your sex?"

He Yanzhi looked at him: "No way? I'll come here as long as it makes me feel better."

Yu Heng: "..."

Fine.

He Yanzhi posted the photo on Weibo, and the fans started yelling again, in pain and happiness, eating dog food with tears in their eyes.

Human beings are really a kind of miraculous creature, obviously he is a mother's solo, but he likes to love other people's beautiful love.

This birthday and Qixi Festival made He Yanzhi live a very fulfilling life, not only the upper mouth was full, but also the lower one, so that he suddenly disappeared after returning to Weibo, and the fans who probably guessed what happened were in place He turned into a tearful cat and made a wish under his Weibo, praying that he would also join the army of dog abusers on the Chinese Valentine's Day next year.

After all, Yu Heng is not a devil, that is, if he dared to give someone abducted as a gift on his birthday, he would teach him how to use it the next day, that's all.

The veins on He Yanzhi's forehead were throbbing, and finally he couldn't help but said: "Thank you, I know how to use it, I don't need you to teach it, and I really don't need to trouble you."

Yu Heng glanced at him, and remembered that this guy had broken his leg before, and crutches might be an old friend to him.

So he stood the things in front of the other party: "Here, then try it yourself."

He Yanzhi was silent.

To be honest, he doesn't like this kind of thing very much.

Riding in an electric wheelchair is actually pretty cool. Using that brace is full of sense of technology, but leaning on a pair of crutches... looks like a fool.

Yu Heng: "Otherwise, you will do three kneeling and nine knocking exercises?"

He Yanzhi didn't understand: "What is kneeling three times and knocking nine times?"

"One step and one fall, isn't it equivalent to kneeling three times and knocking nine times?"

"..."

He Yanzhi expressed to him with his eyes, "You are finished, don't touch me for three days", stretched the crutches, and tried to stand up.

This time he completely got rid of all protective measures. If he fell, it would be a real fall, without ambiguity.

Yu Heng thought for a while: "You wait."

He found a pair of ordinary basketball knee pads from the house, and put them on the other side: "Your fans like your legs, you have to protect them well."

He Yanzhi: "... Get lost!"

He hadn't touched a crutch for many years, and he almost forgot how to use it. He stood there for a while looking for the feeling, and then moved forward slowly.

It took him eight months to finally evolve from a "half man" to an "upright man", and he can measure the world with his feet again.

Although he had to rely on some foreign objects, he believed that the crutches could be thrown away in a short time.

Little Lucky became interested in new things, as if he was wondering why this "two-legged beast" suddenly turned into a "four-legged beast", chasing him, looking at him curiously, and even running after him.

Yu Heng didn't move on the spot, crossing his arms: "I always forgot to ask you, has your consciousness returned to the level before the car accident?"

"Basically," said He Yanzhi, "it's just numbness occasionally, especially when waking up in the morning."

"...That's because you were not honest enough to sleep and were suppressed."

"Fart, I didn't sleep honestly?" He Yanzhi turned around, "You were the one who suppressed me, who of us slept dishonestly?"

Yu Heng showed an inscrutable smile: "Well, I was suppressed."

He Yanzhi: "..."

Gan.

Accidentally fell into the trick again.

He shut his mouth tightly and decided not to talk to this kid within 5 minutes.

He walked around the house on crutches, thinking that this thing is convenient, he can finally get rid of the balance bar, and he doesn't have to be confined to a small training room.

I'm getting tired of admiring my own beauty in the mirror all day long.

Yu Heng looked at his back, feeling inexplicably that this man was going to have fun.

It seemed to be a rabbit whose broken leg was finally about to heal, and was impatient to jump around.

In the end, the joy hadn't come out yet, He Yanzhi didn't know what he wanted to do, he walked in a hurry for a while, he was not very proficient in using crutches, and he didn't pay attention to his feet, and suddenly came a difficult problem of "left foot tripping right foot" Action, live performance "flat ground wrestling".

Yu Heng noticed that he was about to fall, and his breath was stagnant, so he rushed to help him, but unfortunately the distance was too far, and it was too late when he rushed to him, not only failed to hold him, but also brought himself down along with him.

At the critical moment, he could only hold him in his arms as much as possible, and then gloriously landed on the ground in a "back drop" with a muffled "boom".

The crutch also fell to the side, and fell out with a jingle.

Yu Heng who was forced to become a "human life-saving air cushion": "..."

He Yanzhi, who did not know what was going on, was doing freestyle wrestling: "..."

The two of them didn't move for a while, and He Yanzhi lay on top of him, propped his body up on his elbows, and said seriously: "Usually at times like this, there will be a scene where I 'accidentally' kiss you."

Yu Heng felt his back go numb: "Shouldn't you ask me if it hurts first?"

"No, that's the second step." He Yanzhi said, "After kissing you, the two of them should look at each other in astonishment for a while, and they would both forget to separate their lips until a few seconds later, I suddenly returned God, got up in a panic, covered his mouth, and then his face became very red."

While he was talking, he also followed suit, Yu Heng looked at him speechlessly, and felt that except for the last sentence, the acting was really quite similar.

He Yanzhi: "It's your step after that. You should sit up with a face of pain. I was still in shock and asked with concern, 'Did you hurt from the fall'."

Yu Heng sat up expressionlessly, and rubbed his numb elbow: "Thank you, no need, the pain is already over."

He glanced at the other party: "May I ask what youth pain idol drama you are filming?"

"...Don't interrupt," He Yanzhi forcefully changed the subject, "You should answer me 'I don't hurt, are you okay'."

Yu Heng covered his forehead, feeling that it was not his back that hurt from the fall, but his head. He suddenly realized that he had underestimated the self-cultivation of an actor. He Yanzhi who was sitting and He Yanzhi who was standing up were two completely different creatures.

"Then our indissoluble bond was formed from this," He Yanzhi spread his hands, "the first kiss was taken away by accident, and we will never forget each other. From then on..."

Yu Heng couldn't bear it anymore, grabbed his arm, forcibly dragged him to the ground, then leaned forward and directly blocked his lips.

He Yanzhi: "..."

The male number two is too uncooperative and should be fired.

Using both hands and feet, Yu Heng pressed him to the ground, making him unable to move at all, and blocking him to prevent him from making a sound, gently lifted the corner of his clothes with one hand, and reached towards his waist.

When He Yanzhi was touched by him, he immediately trembled all over, quickly stretched out his arms to stop him, turned his face away and said in a low voice: "It's broad daylight, you are enough."

"You rub the fire first." Yu Heng didn't change his face, "How exciting to run after teasing? Do you think you can run with this leg?"

He Yanzhi: "..."

Isn't it okay that he was wrong?

It's a pity that Yu Heng didn't want to hear his confession.

Little Lucky was startled by the sound of the two falling to the ground just now, and now he was watching them vigilantly, as if suspecting that his master was in danger, and the two excrement shovelers were fighting.

So it boldly came forward, meowed at them, and grabbed Yu Heng's arm with its claws.

Yu Heng glanced at it from the corner of his eye, and He Yanzhi made a "stop" gesture, picked up Xiao Lucky and kissed it hard, then put it back in its original position, clasped Yu Heng's shoulder and wanted to continue.

The little luck that was fooled by the human "Today's Confusion Award": "Meow?"