After being disabled, I hired a bodyguard

I don't know if Shan Cheng understood, anyway, He Yanzhi was comforting himself, he ignored the other party's six unclear points, and said: 【Are you in Xinlin now? 】

Shan Cheng: [No, but I have to go to do something after the next year, if Brother Yan is convenient, we can have a meal together]

He Yanzhi thought about it for a while and replied: [Not very convenient]

Shan Cheng obviously hesitated for a while: [It is said on the Internet that you were in a car accident, is it true?I haven’t been able to get in touch with you, so I asked Brother Xu, but Brother Xu also faltered and refused to say anything]

He Yanzhi was a little surprised, thinking how long it had been, and there were still people who didn't know that he was in a car accident. He couldn't laugh or cry: [Yes, I was racing with someone in Wangshan on a heavy rainy day, but I fell down the mountain by mistake, what are you doing? Being able to chat with me means that God has favored me and didn’t let me die]

Shan Cheng was silent for a longer time: 【Why can't you think about it? 】

This sentence... sounds familiar.

It seems that when he first met Yu Heng, the other party asked the same question.

He Yanzhi sighed: [Maybe I'm sick.I'm not well yet, so it's not convenient to go out, if you want, you can come to my house]

In the final analysis, the two of them didn't have a strong friendship, that is, they filmed a drama together, and they could talk about certain aspects.He Yanzhi's invitation to him was only polite, and Shan Cheng obviously understood his meaning: [That's still not enough. Since Brother Yan decided to quit the circle, the address must be known by as few people as possible, so I won't bother you]

Shan Cheng: [Take a good rest and tell me if you need anything]

He Yanzhi didn't need anything, even if he had, no one could satisfy him except Yu Heng.

He was willing to go to the sales account today, of course, not to help Shan Cheng, he was also disgusted by the popularity of the real CP.

So speaking of it, Shan Cheng didn't owe him anything, at most it was a trivial favor.He didn't want to continue being polite anymore, so he just replied "OK" and ended the topic.

Immediately, he put down his phone and turned over exhaustedly—staying up late really hurts a lot, and he still feels exhausted until now. It’s no wonder he didn’t recover from the previous four months, and couldn’t sleep all night. Who can bear it.

"Sleep" is never enough sleep. He Yanzhi just woke up for a while, and then he was sleepy again, but his mind was full of things about that bad drama, so he was immediately asked to go back to sleep, but he couldn't sleep well. with.

Being sleepy and not being able to fall asleep is the most uncomfortable thing. He thought about it, put on the earphones, and set up a single loop of the song that Yu Heng passed to him for 10 minutes.

Then he closed his eyes, and was soon hypnotized by the singing, and fell into a daze again.

I don't know what's so good about the little drama "Deserve It", it's obvious that the protagonist's character is extremely unpleasant, and anyone who watches it wants to scold him, but it just becomes popular for no reason.

Yu Heng successfully lured Fei Zheng, a gay guy, into a pit, and the two finished watching the show together. On days when there were no updates, they could only share freshly released cuts with each other.

It always feels weird, one looks at cuts of her boyfriend and other people, and the other finds cuts for him.

In the play, Ji Fei and the squad leader probably fall in love and kill each other—no, it should be Ji Fei unilaterally "killing each other" against the squad leader.

The squad leader is an abstinent and aloof male god, with glasses on, he looks like someone who grew up in a library.As for Ji Fei...to say he is the little prince of a nightclub is to flatter him.

The online drama has only aired 12 episodes so far, and the "Ji Fei's Fragment Collection" edited by the host of a certain website has actually reached 40 minutes.

Even if each show lasts for 3 minutes, it means more than one show per episode.

It has to be a different kind of show, a show that is owed and cheap.

Ordinary people can't learn.

Yu Heng was doing mixed editing there, and found that the clips that the up masters must cut besides "blocking the door in the dormitory", there is also a very classic one.

This episode is playing basketball in the "Top Ten Must-Have Scenes on Campus". It is obviously the turn of autumn and winter, and the weather is very cold, but Ji Fei has to roll up his trousers and sleeves in order to show off his long legs , under the gaze of the girls onlookers, he made a coquettish hollow three-pointer, then looked at the monitor provocatively, and said, "One?"

The audience's attention was obviously the same as Yu Heng's, they were all on someone's legs, and many people swiped in the barrage: [Is this a special hair removal for filming? 】

【Skin resurfacing】

[It's not skin smoothing, I zoomed in with three fingers, and I can see the fine hair, but the color is very light, as if there is no hair]

[It's the first time I've seen such white legs, and I don't have wool pants yet]

【This is too terrible】

The squad leader took the basketball, gave him a very cold look, passed him expressionlessly - and kicked his calf hard, which made girls jealous.

Then Ji Fei became lame for three days.

"Deserve it" was neatly written in the barrage.

Really show broken legs.

Yu Heng thought about it, and felt that the wheelchair really affected Mr. Yan's performance too much.

At this time, Fei Zheng, who was also doing mixed cutting, sent a message: [Yu Heng, can you ask He Yanzhi for me, what hair removal cream he uses, give me some relief? 】

Yu Heng responded with a "?" inexplicably.

Fei Zheng: [Hair removal cream, hurry up, you know]

Yu Heng: [Although, I haven't seen him use it]

Fei Zheng: [? ?How to make hair invisible without hair removal cream】

Yu Heng: [I don't know, there doesn't seem to be such a thing in his house, and I haven't seen it in two months of living here]

Fei Zheng was shocked: [Apart from the legs, there is no other place? 】

Yu Heng thought for a while: [There is a bit there, but not much]

Fei Zheng: [No armpits? 】

Yu Heng: [I didn't pay attention, I'll show you now]

At this time Zhou Zichen interjected: [Open the screen? ?What is this topic? ? 】

The other two completely ignored him. Yu Heng went to the bedroom and saw that someone was asleep again, so he directly raised his arm to observe: [There are two, but they are not very obvious]

He Yanzhi slept without pajamas, with a vest on his body, and when he pulled his arms out of the quilt, he suddenly felt cold, and he woke up with a frown.

He pulled off the earphones, withdrew his arms, and looked at Yu Heng with horror: "Are you sick?"

"I'm not sick. My roommate asked you what hair removal cream you usually use. I told him you don't need it. He didn't believe me, so he insisted on me proving it to him." Yu Heng shrugged and handed him the phone, "How about Are you explaining to him yourself?"

He Yanzhi glanced at the chat records, understood the ins and outs, and suddenly the corners of his mouth twitched, and he typed a word: [@费郎老子生生, do you have any objections?If you have any comments, hold back for me]

Fei Zheng was frightened: [I? ? 】

He Yanzhi was so angry that he thought, what kind of roommate is this, to observe where is the hair on his body while he is sleeping?

At this moment, he suddenly heard Yu Heng say: "It's really strange. You said that since your body hair is underdeveloped, why do you still have so much hair? It's the law of conservation of quantity. There is no place where it should be, and it all grows on your head?"

He Yanzhi: "..."

This world cannot be better.

He gritted his teeth, and used Yu Heng's account to post in the group: [@飞郑I tell you a method, you boil a pot of boiling water, and pour the boiling water wherever you want to get rid of hair, it must be freshly boiled, The last time, I will guarantee you no more worries]

[How about it, it doesn’t cost a penny, and it’s done once and for all, do you like this method of hair removal / Smile]

Fei Zheng: [Crying indiscriminately.jpg]

Yu Heng held back a smile beside him, thinking that Mr. Yan is really angry when he wakes up.

You can bully him in any way, but you must not disturb his sleep.

He Yanzhi returned the phone and couldn't fall asleep even if he wanted to sleep again. Yu Heng sat down to help him move his ankles, quickly put the subject aside, and asked him: "When spring comes, I'll take you out for a walk, so that you can enjoy the sun. How is the sun?"

He Yanzhi was still very upset, and said in a strange way: "How do you go out and wrap me with a cat?"

Yu Heng: "Don't you have a wheelchair?"

"No," He Yanzhi resolutely refused, "Am I going out to shame people? Besides, there may be people in this neighborhood who know me. Once I go out and wander around, won't I be exposed in an instant?"

When Yu Heng thought about it, he said yes.

So he frowned: "Then you can't stay at home all year round, can you? You are not a cat, cats can stay out of the house, but you can't."

He Yanzhi stopped talking.

Yu Heng sighed, leaned into his ear and asked softly, "Are you afraid of going out?"

He Yanzhi lowered his eyes, hesitated for a while, and then said falteringly: "It doesn't count, I just don't want to be seen with strange eyes."

Yu Heng: "Then you picked me up on the day of my postgraduate entrance examination, why are you willing to go out? At that time, you are not afraid of being seen or recognized?"

"I'm not wearing sunglasses." He Yanzhi looked up at him with serious eyes, "When a certain desire is strong enough to overwhelm the fear in your heart, you will forget the fear."

After hearing this, Yu Heng was taken aback for a moment, and then his expression became extremely complicated. He gently scratched the other person's face with his knuckles: "Then you should work hard, recover as soon as possible, and return to a normal person as soon as possible, so you won't suffer any harm." It's a strange look."

"I think so too," He Yanzhi suddenly became a little frustrated when he heard him say this, "But I can't control it, who knows if it will take a year or two to recover, I can move my toes now, you think I can What are you doing?"

Yu Heng glanced down at his feet, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and suddenly he wanted to pick up his mobile phone and insert it between the opponent's toes: "Come on, can't you move your toes, then you clamp the phone, I will follow you Grab it, you can't let me snatch it—as long as you persist for more than three seconds, you will win."

He Yanzhi: "?"

What kind of strange practice is this?

After Yu Heng finished speaking, without waiting for his reaction, he stretched out his hand and pulled the phone back immediately.

He Yanzhi was completely unprepared, and asked with a blank face: "Did you start without saying a word?"

"It's already started just now," Yu Heng said, turning on the camera and taking a picture of him without any explanation, "If you lose once, I'll take a snapshot of you. If you lose a hundred times in a row, I'll take the last one." Send the funny one to my dormitory group."

He Yanzhi: "???"

"Of course, if you win, I'll let you take pictures too. If you win me once, you can take ten pictures of me. You can take pictures as you like, post them as you like, and make me whatever you like."

He Yanzhi thought for a while: "Can I let you take off your clothes and shoot you?"

"can."

"Is it okay to let you pose some mentally retarded poses?"

"no problem."

"That's good," He Yanzhi agreed decisively, "Come on."

With this condition, it seems that no matter how you look at it, he will not suffer.

Even if you lose 99 times in a row, as long as you win the [-]th time, you can get back the situation in minutes.

And as long as you persist for three seconds... this is basically a reward, right?

Yu Heng clipped the phone to him again, and hooked the corner of his mouth in an unclear way: "So it started?"