After being disabled, I hired a bodyguard

Mr. Yan said no, but in reality he was extremely honest. He first put a piece of dried tofu in his mouth, then found a storage box for snacks, and poured all the remaining dried tofu into it.

In addition to dried tofu, there were a few spicy sticks in the plastic bag. He filled the storage box, turned his head, and suddenly saw Daju squatting aside and looking at him.

He looked at the cat for three seconds and said, "Go away and eat your cat food."

Yu Heng: "..."

Food protection is not so protective.

He looked helplessly at the other party, then at the bucket of crabs, thinking about what to do with so many crabs.Suddenly he thought of the rice cake that Xu Zhou had sent along with him, and he had an idea in his mind: "Do you want to eat hot pot, Mr. Yan?"

"Hot pot?" He Yanzhi raised his head, "What kind of hot pot are you eating? Aren't there crabs?"

Yu Heng: "New Year Cake Seafood Pot, do you want to eat?"

He Yanzhi thought for a while: "There are only crabs in the seafood pot? Not even shrimp."

"It's good to eat some, you still have to choose," Yu Heng said, "If you want to eat it or not, I'll go shopping for vegetables. If you don't eat it, forget it."

He Yanzhi thought about it, and felt that hot pot was indeed better than just eating crabs, so he agreed: "Then you go."

As soon as Yu Heng left, he received a text message from Xu Zhou: [Brother Yan, please contact me on this number]

He Yanzhi gave a "tsk", and didn't want to contact him at all, so he just replied "um" very indifferently.

Then he looked at the whole box of dried tofu...and added "Take care of yourself".

The cost to buy an inkstone is really low.

Yu Heng went out to visit the supermarket and bought a lot of ingredients for hot pot. Of course, the most important ingredient is the pot.

Boss Yan has all kinds of pots in his house, but there is no hot pot.

When Yu Heng came back with a lot of things, he found that He Yanzhi was still eating dried beans.

He was stunned for a moment: "It's not that you... don't plan to eat anymore?"

He Yanzhi was playing with the mobile phone, looked at the dried tofu in his hand, and quickly explained: "No, you read it wrong, I opened one when you left, and opened another when you came back. , there are only two in total."

Yu Heng was deeply impressed by his ability to open his eyes and tell nonsense without blushing. He pointed at the trash can: "Explain?"

There are more than a dozen packages of dried tofu in the trash can.

He Yanzhi: "..."

Mr. Yan, who hadn't had time to destroy the body and traces, couldn't argue, Yu Heng shook his head, and went to the kitchen to clean up the crabs.

This bucket of crabs really worried him, because it was too big, not to mention steaming all the crabs in one pot, it would be good to steam six crabs, but he counted and found that there were eighteen crabs in total.

Crabs are cold in nature, so it's okay to eat once in a while, but you can't eat them every day.

Xu Zhou is also true, although it seems more prestigious to give more, but he doesn't consider whether the two of them can finish eating?

Yu Heng calculated it carefully and thought it was not possible.

So he went out and asked someone: "There are too many crabs, can I get some for my dad?"

"Yes," He Yanzhi readily agreed, "Xu Zhou has a problem. When filming before, the crew ate crabs. He bought so much at a time, and it was divided among a group of people. Now it's just the two of us, and he still buys it." so much."

He paused after finishing speaking: "But can your dad cook?"

"Know how to do it, but the level fluctuates from high to low. I don't think he can handle crabs," Yu Heng said, "I'll just send it to him."

He Yanzhi: "..."

Yes, he is really a filial and good boy.

It would be even better if I could be so filial to him.

Yu Heng picked out the crabs in the bucket, picked out the less active crabs first, and kept a few of the liveliest ones, ready to raise them for another day.He cleaned the crabs one by one, tied them tightly with rubber bands, and steamed them in a pan.

He Yanzhi leaned over curiously to have a look, and was shocked when he saw his behavior: "If it's alive...just steam it?"

"Otherwise? Shall I give it a humanitarian first?" Yu Heng was very funny, "Why, do you feel distressed?"

"...What's so distressing about that, isn't it just a few crabs?" He Yanzhi looked away guiltily, "No matter how you die, they will all end up in my stomach."

Yu Heng shook his head, and took advantage of the steaming time to process other ingredients.

After the first pot of crabs was steamed, he picked them up in the insulated box, adjusted the dipping sauce, and sent them to his dad first.

Although the distance between He Yan's house and Yu Heng's house is not too far, it still takes 10 minutes to drive back and forth.He Yanzhi was bored, and Xiaoxiaole had no energy, so he began to look for something to relieve boredom.

Soon he turned his attention to the bucket of crabs—there were only the last six crabs left in the bucket, and the other six were tied up in the kitchen and were about to be cooked.

He probed in and looked in, and felt that they were so pitiful that they kept struggling and couldn't get out, so he grabbed the cat teasing stick in his hand and let the feathers on it hang down into the bucket: "Climb, no matter how hard you toss, I can't survive tomorrow."

... Teasing crabs with a cat teasing stick, Mr. Yan's behavior is probably the first time ever.

The crab was quickly attracted and began to swing its pincers to grab the feathers.

Mr. Yan felt that it was impossible to lose to the crab with the clever tricks of human beings, but it was a pity that he only teased him twice, and he felt that the stick of teasing the cat sank.

broken.

Mr. He really caught something when he was fishing.

He Yanzhi suddenly felt something was wrong—this cat teaser was newly bought by Yu Heng two days ago, if the crab broke it, he would definitely find out.

Before Yu Heng came back, he hurriedly tried to shake the crab off, but it seemed that this piece of crap was trying to fight him on purpose, no matter how hard he shook it, he would not let go of its claws.

He was a little anxious, so he stretched out his hand to pinch, but he didn't have Yu Heng's skills, so he accidentally let the crab pinch his finger.

Although he hid quickly and broke free with only a pinch, there was still a tingling pain from his fingertips, and a tiny drop of blood came out.

He Yanzhi: "..."

If it was "broken" just now, then this time it was completely miserable.

A hundred postures that Yu Heng taught him suddenly popped up in his mind.

At the same time, there was a sound of opening the door.

He Yanzhi: "..."

Do you want this size?

As soon as Yu Heng entered the room, he saw someone sitting beside the crab bucket with a terrified expression on his face, holding a funny cat teaser in one hand, with a crab hanging on the cat teaser, while the index finger of the other hand was raised, Not a normal pose.

It was obvious what had just happened here, it was clear at a glance.

Yu Heng rushed forward to look at his hand, and found that it was caught by a crab, so he frowned: "Can you do it? My sister hasn't done such a thing as being caught by a crab since she was six years old. "

He Yanzhi: "..."

"Look for yourself, it's only been a few minutes?" Yu Heng pointed at the wall clock on the wall, "If I don't look at you for a few minutes, something will happen to you. How did you grow so big?"

He Yanzhi was scolded by him, uncharacteristically, he didn't speak stubbornly, but lowered his head.Yu Heng murmured a few words to himself, and suddenly found that he was a little strange, so he couldn't help being taken aback: "I'm talking to you, did you hear me?"

He Yanzhi lowered his head even lower, Yu Heng took a peek, and found that this guy had an aggrieved face and red eyes, as if he was about to cry.

Yu Heng: "?"

He Daxing, who is full of black fans everywhere, actually cried when he was told a few words?

The little bodyguard was shocked for a moment, he had never seen someone like this before, and was a little flustered for a while: "No...you..."

Unexpectedly, the next moment, He Yanzhi raised his head again, gloating on his face, not even the slightest intention to cry, and laughed: "How, have you been cheated? My acting skills are not bad, right?"

Yu Heng: "..."

Ha ha.

What to do, I want to hit someone.

He Yanzhi quickly put away the skin, and he shook his hands: "Don't be dazed, help me deal with it, it hurts."

Yu Heng took a deep breath, suddenly slowed down his voice, and said almost gently: "Believe it or not, I let the crab sleep with you tonight?"

He Yanzhi: "..."

Yu Heng didn't want to talk to him anymore, so he dragged him to the kitchen with his wheelchair, washed his wound, squeezed out the blood, and washed him with soap several times.

He Yanzhi felt that he was taking revenge, and hurriedly said: "It's almost done! You are going to murder your own husband!"

Yu Heng glanced at him indifferently, wiped it clean and put a Band-Aid on him: "I was always afraid that the cat would jump into the bucket while I was away, but I didn't expect that it was not the cat but you in the end—you should hurry up and don't give him any trouble." I'm making a mess."

He Yanzhi was expelled from the kitchen by him, and went to wait for the meal with an expression of displeasure.

It didn't take long to steam a few crabs. Yu Heng quickly brought the hot pot to the table, adding Korean base ingredients, various side dishes, rice cakes and instant noodle cakes, filled it with water, and brought a bowl of cheese Broken: "Add it?"

"Add," He Yanzhiguang felt hungry already, "add more."

Yu Heng evenly sprinkled a bowl of shredded cheese on the noodle cake, and finally stuffed the crabs into it—although the crab body and crab legs have been separated to save space, but no matter how stuffed, only three can be put down at the same time.

The hot pot had to be cooked for a while, and He Yanzhi was so greedy, he simply asked Yu Heng to make another bowl of dipping sauce and eat a crab first.

Yu Heng didn't know whether his employer, who didn't even know how to steam crabs, would eat crabs. Thinking about his finger injury just now, he didn't dare to let him challenge himself, so he simply opened the crabs for him.

He first broke off the crab legs and claws and let the other party chew them off by himself, then opened the crab shell and removed all the inedible things inside.

Xu Zhou really didn't lie to me - as soon as the crab was opened, he immediately saw the yellow crab roe inside, which is a veritable "crab full of fat".

Yu Heng has never eaten such fat crabs in this season, and he doesn't quite understand their luxury life of "eat whenever you want", but when you think about it, there are all kinds of out-of-season things. No surprise there either.

He first picked some crab roe with the tip of his chopsticks, put it in his mouth and sipped it, and felt that it was no different from normal crabs, and even tasted better, so he handed it to He Yanzhi: "Will you tell me if you want to eat it? Xu Zhou didn't mention it if he didn't send you off, as if I abused you and didn't give you crabs."

"No, I just can't think of it. After all, there are too many delicious things." He Yanzhi dipped the crab meat into the dipping material and sucked it lightly. The crab meat and crab roe rolled on the tip of the tongue together, accompanied by vinegar And the unique taste of minced ginger, covering the whole piece of taste buds, "Eat whatever you have, I don't pick."

Yu Heng glanced at him, and gently stirred the cooking things in the hot pot with a spoon. The cheese inside had already melted and shredded as soon as he picked it.

The strong fragrance has already wafted out, scrambling to get into people's noses, He Yanzhi couldn't help asking: "Is it all right, can I eat it?"

"Wait a little longer." Yu Heng suddenly stretched out his hand, and lightly brushed the corner of the other's lips with his fingertips, wiping off a little of the crab roe that had just been touched.

He Yanzhi didn't react, seeing him stretch out his hand, he knew that there must be something on the corner of his mouth, so he instinctively stretched out his tongue to lick it.

Then, unexpectedly, he licked each other's fingers.

Yu Heng: "..."