After being disabled, I hired a bodyguard

Boss Yan was stunned for a moment - promising, this little bodyguard became more and more rampant, and dared to kiss him in front of his sister, how can he pay off in the future?

He staggered away from Yu Heng and glanced behind him—it was okay, Yu Wei was playing games with his earphones plugged in, he didn't see what they were doing, and probably didn't hear their whispering just now.

Only then did he relax a little, and glared at Yu Heng again: "Are you crazy?"

"Tell you to come down if you don't come down, I can only treat you like this." Yu Heng said, turning the massage to the lowest level on the operation panel, "Stay a little longer, and come down in 10 minutes."

He Yanzhi didn't understand, so: "Why?"

"Otherwise, as long as you want to stay, 10 minutes is enough," Yu Heng said, "If it weren't for the fact that you were injured in a car accident for half a year, I wouldn't want you to lie on the bed."

He Yanzhi was even more confused: "Isn't this thing good for blood circulation and relieve fatigue?"

"The premise is that you don't have any damage to your spine, and don't have osteoporosis—the massage puts some pressure on your spine, so be careful not to make it worse." Yu Heng glanced at him, "And do you still have steel nails in your waist? ?”

He Yan was stunned: "How do you know? Could it be shaken loose?"

"...I'm afraid you'll come down," Yu Heng said to him very speechlessly, "I've adjusted it to the lowest level, it shouldn't have any effect, just don't move around, if you feel uncomfortable, then turn it off quickly."

"Understood." He Yanzhi didn't feel uncomfortable at all, he just felt that this person was cautious enough, he thought for a while, and then asked, "How much did you pay for this thing?"

"In the early [-] yuan, I bought it a few years ago," Yu Heng said, "Why, why don't you help me get a new one?"

He Yanzhi said: A few years ago, it was over [-] yuan, which was really not cheap. Yu Heng was really willing to spend money on his father.

But think again - Yu Heng was still in high school a few years ago, right?Where did the money come from?

He thought so in his heart, and asked out of his mouth, Yu Heng was silent for a while: "You may not believe it if you say it."

He Yanzhi: "?"

Yu Heng: "In the summer vacation after the college entrance examination, I went out to do a summer job. I went to a cold drink shop. The shop owner had the habit of buying lottery tickets. Once he asked me to buy them, and asked me to help him choose a number."

He Yanzhi seemed to have guessed the ending: "Then you won the lottery?"

Yu Heng nodded: "At that time, I won 20. The owner probably thought I was good-looking. During my part-time job, the number of customers in his store increased a lot, so he was happy, and paid me an extra [-] when I paid my salary."

He Yanzhi: "..."

What kind of luck is this?

Why can't he come across such a good thing?

Yu Heng: "It happened that my dad had a lot of classes in that semester. He didn't have any classes during my holidays, and the students were always angry with him, which caused him to have backaches and backaches and couldn't sleep well. Then I took the 1000 yuan given by the shopkeeper, and returned to him. I added more than [-] yuan from my salary to buy this massage chair."

He Yanzhi said: "I found out that your life experience is quite rich."

"But it's just that after I bought it, my dad called me a prodigal," Yu Heng shrugged. How about me."

He Yanzhi: "Did he beat you?"

"That's not true. When I was in high school, my dad couldn't beat me anymore," Yu Heng said, "And he became really popular within half a month. Beat me up? It doesn't exist."

He Yanzhi: "..."

Fine.

The two chatted for 10 minutes, and the set program automatically stopped. He Yanzhi was still a little unfulfilled, and he didn't want to get off it.

At this time, Yu Wei suddenly shouted: "Why do you want to give away the head! How dare you play the ranking with such a record of 0/12/0!"

He Yanzhi: "..."

Isn't this... talking about him?

Mr. Yan, who was innocently lying on the gun, felt very embarrassed, turned his head away silently, and decided not to participate in this kind of dangerous game discussion.

"I'm so mad," Yu Wei was still very excited, "Is this hanging up? I want to report him."

She said and raised her head: "Brother, when will you take me to drive black?"

Yu Heng glanced at her: "It's New Year's Eve, my roommates can't be contacted anymore, let's talk about it another day."

Yu Wei had no choice but to turn off the game angrily: "I really want to write them in the diary, but when the teacher saw me writing this, he said that I was a fool. Why can't those teachers learn from my dad?"

After hearing this, He Yanzhi couldn't help being a little curious, and turned his head back: "How is your grade in class?"

"Of course it's number one..." Yu Wei was halfway through speaking, but for some reason, suddenly got stuck, "Hmph, number two, number one is the niece of the head teacher."

He Yanzhi: "..."

Yu Wei probably noticed his expression and became a little dissatisfied, explaining: "Brother Xingxing, believe me, I really can't fail her in the exam, I obviously do better than her every time, but the score is lower than her. "

"My deskmate and I have read it. I obviously did nothing wrong with the big questions. The head teacher insisted on deducting two points for every question. Then she, I don't know how she learned it. Every time I choose The questions were all correct, but when I asked her 'how to do this question', she always said she couldn't, she was fooled."

He Yanzhi said: It's been 9102, and there is still such a head teacher?

Yu Wei: "I'm really angry. She got every question right, but she got every one right? What kind of luck is this? Go buy a lottery ticket, okay?"

The two who had just finished chatting about the topic of "lottery tickets" looked at each other, and Yu Heng said, "Okay, you have been complaining about your homeroom teacher since last semester. If you are really dissatisfied, I will talk to him when school starts."

"He's just helping his niece to cheat," Yu Wei puffed up her cheeks. "Does he think it's good? Now that he's helping to cheat, what about during the high school entrance examination? During the college entrance examination? He can still help for the rest of his life."

He Yanzhi felt that what she said made sense, and asked again: "By the way, are you in No. [-] Middle School or No. [-] Middle School?"

"No. [-] Middle School," Yu Wei said, "I originally wanted to go to No. [-] Middle School, but Xiaosheng didn't pass the exam...so I went to No. [-] Middle School."

He Yan said in his heart: Second middle school.

What's the name of the principal of No. [-] Middle School?

He couldn't think of it for a while, and Yu Heng went to the kitchen to wash an apple: "Okay, since the homework is done, then I will peel you an apple."

"I can't eat anymore, give me half," Yu Wei said, "We each have half."

"I can't eat anymore." Yu Heng took a fruit knife and cut the blade against the apple, and the apple peel fell off completely. "I remember that someone didn't eat much at noon. You finished half of it." Bar."

He Yanzhi who was suddenly named: "?"

Mr. Yan was forced to share an apple equally with the child, he took two bites absent-mindedly, and felt that such things as apples were really not to his taste.

Several people stayed in the study room, as if no one was planning to take a nap, Yu Heng moved a stool and sat next to He Yanzhi, turned on his phone and began to reply New Year greetings.

This bench is really too small, He Yanzhi felt aggrieved for him when he closed his long legs, so he patted his thigh: "Come, sit on my lap."

Yu Heng: "?"

The little bodyguard looked at him amusedly: "Forget it, I'll sit on your lap? You're already half-disabled, I'm afraid I'll be completely crushed by you."

He Yanzhi: "..."

If you don't sit, don't sit, why should you hurt him, a disabled person.

He pulled the corner of his mouth: "By the way, why haven't I seen your cat for a long time?"

"I was caught by my dad and fucked," Yu Heng said, "I guess the cat's hair will not be safe."

Mr. Yan thought to himself: Miserable.

It is not easy for cats to live, and they have to beware of being bald by humans.

He poked the other party with his hand, and asked in a low voice, "Should I give your sister some lucky money?"

Yu Heng was a little surprised: "Why?"

He Yanzhi: "I've come to your house to celebrate the New Year, shouldn't I show it a bit? I remember that if relatives' children come to your house, they will all be given New Year's money."

"No need, we have already given it to her." Yu Heng said, "But if you burn too much money and feel uncomfortable if you don't spend some, then just pretend I didn't say anything."

He Yanzhi: "..."

Coincidentally, he belongs to the kind of people who feel uncomfortable without spending money.

So he called Yu Wei who was looking for books in front of the bookcase, and asked, "Do you want any presents?"

"Gift?" Yu Wei was taken aback for a moment, "Didn't Big Brother Star already sign it for me?"

He Yanzhi: "That doesn't count, do you have anything else you want?"

Yu Wei thought carefully for a while before saying: "Other... I want the Compendium of Materia Medica, my classmate argued with me the other day, saying that the kuhuo bird is from Japan, and I told her that it originated from China, and there is in the Compendium of Materia Medica. , she didn’t believe it, and said she wanted me to get evidence.”

"But I looked for it, and it seems that there is no such book at home."

He Yanzhi asked what a good book could be as a gift, and he waved his hand: "It's okay, I have it at home, I'll bring it to you later, I have whatever book you want, and no one has read it, it's going to be moldy .”

Yu Heng: "?"

You also know that all the books in your home are decorations?

He Yanzhi: "Is there anything else?"

"There seems to be... nothing else."

He Yanzhi seemed to see that she was hesitant to speak, and couldn't help asking: "What's the matter? You can just say it, don't worry about your brother."

Yu Heng was puzzled: "I didn't stop her from talking."

Yu Wei looked at this, then at that, hesitated for a full 5 minutes, and then said slowly: "Does Star Brother know about lo skirts?"

He Yan's face was blank: "What is that?"

Yu Wei: "It's just a kind of skirt, lolita."

Mr. Yan, who is out of touch with the times, hasn't quite realized it yet, but he just thinks it sounds familiar, but Yu Heng already understands: "Don't expect him to send you off."

"I didn't even think about it," Yu Wei curled her lips, "I want to make money to buy it myself in the future."

Seeing that they refused to talk, He Yanzhi simply searched the Internet by himself. After searching, he put down his mobile phone: "Hey, I thought how much it was. I gave it to you. How many do you want? Is ten enough?"

Yu Heng: "?"

Yu Wei: "?"

President Yan hadn't finished speaking when he was suddenly pinched by Yu Heng, who gritted his teeth and said, "That's not how you spend your money."

He Yanzhi immediately retorted: "You can even buy your dad a massage chair worth 2 yuan, so why don't I give your sister a few dresses?"

Yu Heng: "Can this be the same?"

"Don't tell me, I really don't want anyone to send me off," Yu Wei said hastily, "Even if I really send me off, I don't have time to wear it now, I have to wear school uniforms to school, and I don't plan to enter the circle for the time being— —I really just want the Compendium of Materia Medica.”

"...Okay then," He Yanzhi was a little disappointed, "Then I'll give you the whole hardcover. Do you want eight sets or ten sets?"

Yu Wei: "..."

Why does she want so much?Donate it to the library?

Yu Heng was simply overwhelmed by Mr. Yan's local tyrants, he clasped the other's arm hard: "I said, if you are really so rich, why don't you buy more good ones for yourself, to make up your mind."

He Yanzhi: "..."