After being disabled, I hired a bodyguard

Yu Heng was stunned for a moment—these two guys actually blamed a kitten who didn't understand anything?

He looked at them in disbelief for a while, then clasped the back of their necks one by one, gritted his teeth and said, "Can you two have something to do? Huh? He Yanzhi? My sister can't control her mouth. How old are you? How old are you?" ?”

He Yanzhi shrank his shoulders and begged for mercy: "Don't, don't, don't you serve it for people to eat?"

"It's fine to eat two slices to satisfy your hunger, but once you eat half a plate, how should I arrange this dish?"

At this time, Yu Lisong, who was watching TV in the room, suddenly came out. He sat down beside his daughter, and picked up a piece of beef with his chopsticks.

Yu Heng: "...Dad!"

"The three of us have divided this point, you go and cut another plate, our family is not short of this beef," Yu Lisong waved his hand at him, "Isn't it because you don't come back to cook, to show that your sister is hungry—— Is Xiao He hungry too?"

He Yanzhi originally wanted to say "I'm fine", but when he suddenly received the wink from Professor Yu Da, he understood something in an instant, and he smiled very cooperatively: "Yeah, I'm a little hungry too gone."

Yu Heng: "?"

I regard you as a comrade-in-arms, but you betray the revolution in front of me?

He looked at He Yanzhi's eyes instantly darkened, and then he spread his hands: "Okay, it's all my fault, the ancestors wait a little longer, the meal will be ready soon."

He Yanzhi said in his heart, "I'm sorry, I can only wrong you in order to impress your father." Suddenly, he heard Yu Lisong ask him: "For the past two months, Xiaoheng has been living at your house. ?”

He Yan was taken aback, and quickly answered: "Ah... yes."

"Before this kid lied to me that he was studying for the postgraduate entrance examination at school and didn't come back after the winter vacation, so I forced him to find out that he found a job outside as a bodyguard for others." Yu Lisong looked into his eyes, "I heard that you paid him a salary of [-] yuan, which is the price all your celebrities hire bodyguards?"

He Yanzhi didn't expect that he would ask this directly, so he couldn't help being stunned again, thinking about the other party's intentions, and tentatively said: "At least... let's start with five figures, [-] to [-], there is not much difference."

Yu Lisong: "I mean, it's hard for you to take on roles now, right? You don't have any source of income. If you have money, you should spend it sparingly. Xiao Heng doesn't need that much money."

He Yanzhi looked at him for a long time before realizing that the other party was actually worried about his financial situation, he quickly smiled and explained: "Uncle, don't worry, I can still afford the money, and... During this period of time, Yu Heng has been taking care of me, which is far beyond what a bodyguard should do. Last time I was sick, he carried me to the hospital, otherwise I would have been cold at home... So I don't think [-] yuan is worth it at all. many."

Yu Lisong sighed: "Well, since you said that, then I won't ask about the affairs of you young people. This kid Yu Heng, the older he gets, the more righteous he becomes. I can't control him anymore."

He Yanzhi was a little confused—about young people?What about young people?Is that what he thought?

However, Professor Yu Da stopped talking and didn't go on, leaving only a little suspense for the other party to experience.

He Yanzhi glanced at him secretly, thinking that the professor is unusual, and his words are so unpredictable that a handicapped person like him with a bad brain can't comprehend them at all.

He looked at it, and suddenly felt that the father and son looked very similar, and Yu Heng's father must have been a good-looking talent when he was young.Yu Wei is slightly less similar to them, but the resemblance between his eyebrows and eyes is definitely a family.

He said in his heart - Yu family genes are really powerful.

He's different, he doesn't look like his bald father at all, and he relies entirely on his scumbag mother to maintain his appearance.

Just as He Yanzhi was thinking about this, Yu Heng had already served the rest of the dishes at once, and he greeted his younger sister to serve the rice, but he dug out a bottle of white wine from nowhere: "Drink, Dad?"

"Let's have a couple of cups first, and drink it at night while eating dumplings," Yu Lisong beckoned to him, "Come and sit, it's rare for us to get four people together today, after dinner, let's rub for a while."

He Yan's heart trembled, and he suddenly remembered Yu Heng's sentence "Mahjong has three missing one".

No, come on for real?

He is not very good at fighting.

President Yan, who felt that he had entered a den of thieves, began to deeply doubt Yu Heng's purpose of deceiving himself here.

The living room of Yu's family is the dining room, and the dining table is a round table, which can seat many people.But now there are only four chairs, the side next to the TV is empty, and the only remaining seat is next to He Yanzhi.

Yu Heng sat down next to him and said in a low voice: "Pick whatever you want to eat. I'll take care of you at home. There are people older and younger than you here, and it's not your turn."

He Yanzhi said in his heart that it was obviously you who forced him to take care of him at home, and he was not unable to take care of himself, so he replied in a low voice: "I can reach it, so please don't give me food."

Yu Heng raised his eyebrows.

Eating is always one of the essential activities of the Chinese New Year and festivals. The dinner table is a good thing to enhance friendship, especially after drinking.

Yu Heng took three very miniature wine glasses, only two inches high, poured wine into the glasses, and asked his sister first, "Would you like to have a drink?"

Yu Wei shook his head again and again.

"Can Xiao He drink it?" Yu Lisong asked, "If you can't drink it, don't force it."

"It's okay, I can drink." He Yanzhi took his own glass of wine, feeling that such a small glass would get boring in one sip, but in order to avoid his "drinking and falling asleep" problem, let's sip it a little bit.

Chinese New Year is nothing more than eating, drinking, and chatting about the mountains. The Spring Festival Gala, whose presence is getting lower and lower every year, has also become a source of jokes and emoticons. Several people talk to the host of the Spring Festival Gala on TV.

He Yanzhi was a little restrained at first, but the chat started, and he soon realized a problem—professor, he really could speak.

He originally thought that Yu's father was an academic who didn't talk much, but after chatting, he discovered... This is a hidden master of speech.

I don’t know which topic to start from. Professor Yu Da began to use his two children as examples, from the outside to the inside, from the point to the face, and expressed his profound and unique insights on contemporary youth, and even mentioned the current situation. He commented on all kinds of trends in the entertainment industry.

The three "participants" did not dare to speak, they all lowered their eyebrows and concentrated on eating.

Who dares to interrupt, no, no, no.

He Yanzhi gently pawed Yu Heng, and asked in a low voice, "I said, is your father usually like this?"

Yu Heng also answered in a low voice: "It's not like this usually. Usually he wants to make a long speech in class, but it's not a holiday now, he has no place..."

"Yu Heng," Yu Lisong pushed his glasses and called him suddenly, "I just said something, repeat it."

Yu Heng: "..."

He Yanzhi: "..."

Is this a meal, or a class?

"Dad, you said..." Yu Heng thought hard, "You said this dish is a bit salty."

"That's what I said 15 minutes ago," Yu Lisong tapped the table with his knuckles, "I knew you didn't listen carefully, but I'd like to ask you, how did you do in the postgraduate entrance examination?"

"...No, what are you doing this New Year's Eve?" Yu Heng hurriedly tried to stop the topic, "Look, this guest is here too. After all, we all have a holiday. After the New Year, we can't listen to the teacher's lectures. It is inappropriate to have to listen to your lecture again."

As he said that, he quickly shared the braised prawns on the plate with everyone: "Come on dad, you can eat some prawns, and my sister will eat too. After eating, I can do my winter homework."

Yu Wei's expression distorted: "...Brother!"

"And you," Yu Heng put the last two shrimps into He Yanzhi's bowl, "You are short of everything, eat more."

He Yanzhi: "..."

Did you agree not to serve him food?

President Yan glanced at the prawns that he had already lost, and felt that it was not good to eat alone, so he took one out and put it in Yu Heng's bowl.

Yu Heng glanced at him: "Why?"

He Yanzhi: "If you make it, you can't eat it yourself, right?"

It seemed impossible to refute these words, so Yu Heng had no choice but to acquiesce.Yu Wei next to him suddenly tugged at his sleeve: "Brother, I don't want to eat shrimp heads."

Yu Heng was puzzled: "Can't you just break it off?"

Yu Wei: "But I don't want to wrap it either, I have to get my hands wet, and I have to wash my hands after getting wet."

Yu Heng: "..."

Where did he seem to have heard of such remarks?

He turned his head to look at He Yanzhi, and the guilty president immediately burst into a cough, and hurriedly said: "No, no, I don't need you to help me."

Yu Heng glared at his younger sister, but he could only help her peel the prawns and put the prawn meat into her bowl: "Is it alright, little ancestor?"

Yu Wei chuckled: "Thank you brother!"

"Peerless good brother" Yu Heng wiped his hands with a napkin, then looked at He Yanzhi, and found that this guy was indeed peeling the shrimp by himself, but... he gnawed it with his mouth, and still didn't touch his hands.

Yes, it's quite admirable for these people to be so lazy.

"You two have a good relationship," Yu Lisong finally finished his long speech, his eyes switched between his son and "the star brought back by his son", and he asked He Yanzhi, "Do you think my Xiaoheng is okay? "

He Yanzhi shook suddenly, and the shrimp in his mouth fell into the bowl.

Yu Lisong seemed to realize that what he said just now was a little ambiguous, and quickly added: "I mean, this kid sometimes has a good temper, so he probably hasn't done anything to make you unhappy?"

"This..." He Yan's heart sank, and he said that no matter how enlightened Professor Yu was, he couldn't be so unrestrained, so he asked him what he thought of his son as soon as he came up.

He thought about it seriously: "It's okay, I'm quite satisfied with this bodyguard."

For some reason, he seemed to have consciously forgotten when the little bodyguard was angry with him.

Yu Lisong: "Then you plan to continue hiring him?"

He Yanzhi: "That's right, it's hard to find someone better than him."

"That's good too," Professor Yu immediately sold his son, "It just so happens that he has nothing to do now, and he can earn income as a bodyguard for you. If you go to school... then you can earn your own tuition."

Yu Heng: "?"

Did he hear correctly?What did his own father say?

He asked with a strange expression, "Dad, have you drunk too much?"

"How much can I drink with just one glass?" Yu Lisong motioned to him for an empty wine glass, "Come, pour me another glass."

"Stop drinking," Yu Heng said with a hundred reluctances, "If you can't drink enough, don't be brave. You'll beat six for nine in a while. This year, if you play Zhahu again, I won't pretend I can't see it."

"When did I blow up shit?" Yu Lisong refused to admit, "Even if I did, it was because my eyes were blurred and I couldn't see clearly. It has nothing to do with drinking. Your father and I have been a teacher for so many years, and the students I have taught are worse than the salt you have eaten." Many, if you prepare for lessons and correct papers all day, can your eyes not be damaged?"

"...Yeah," Yu Heng stood up and poured wine for him, "Don't talk about it, let's have a drink."