After being disabled, I hired a bodyguard
Chapter 28 The New Shit Shovel Officer
Several people looked at each other in blank dismay, because the target was too prominent, causing passers-by to watch.
Yu Heng was originally the type who would make little girls look at him wherever he went, but now that these big brothers set him off, he looks even more handsome, and he can't even keep a low profile if he wants to.
Moreover, his figure, which "looks thin in clothes and fleshy in undressing", is like an unarmed college student meeting a vicious gangster in front of several bodyguard brothers who "will have their suit buttons collapsed by their muscles", so passers-by look at him. In addition to admiration, there is worry in the eyes.
Yu Heng didn't want to be the focus, he patted the bodyguard on the shoulder, and sighed: "I appreciate your kindness, but I'm going to do the grocery shopping now, and I don't need so many people to help me carry things, so I'll trouble you Go back. When I get home, I will tell He Yanzhi to let him terminate the contract with you, and you will be free from now on—goodbye, walk slowly, and don’t see you off.”
He took a step back, and when he finished the last word, he turned around suddenly, grabbed the shopping cart parked next to him, rushed to the discount area with lightning speed, and disappeared into the crowd in an instant.
Bodyguards: "..."
So embarrassing, this is a failed protection action.
Yu Heng ran halfway across the supermarket in one breath, and looked back to find that they really hadn't followed, so he breathed a sigh of relief, and expressed his heartfelt thanks to these aunts who crowded into the discount area to buy.
It was not too early, he took the lead to pick out the last batch of fresh vegetables, and was about to go to the side to see what fruits he could buy, when the phone in his pocket suddenly rang.
He picked up the phone, and He Yanzhi's voice came from the receiver: "Yu Heng, are you still in the supermarket?"
"Here," Yu Heng didn't immediately tell him about the bodyguards, "what's the matter?"
He Yanzhi: "Then you buy some pasta, I want to eat pasta."
"Okay," Yu Heng agreed, "Is there anything else?"
"Others...you can buy it."
The supermarket was full of people, and it was not suitable for long-term conversations. Yu Heng quickly hung up the phone, went to weigh some apples and oranges, picked out two grapefruits, and put them all into the shopping cart.
Immediately, he found the pasta that He Yanzhi wanted, went to the fresh meat section to pick out ribs and chicken wings, and finally went shopping for daily necessities, and walked to the cashier with a fruitful harvest.
Every time a handsome guy like him goes to checkout, he will be accosted by the little girl at the cash register, and this time is no exception—the other person scans the barcode on the product and says, "Do you need anything else?"
Yu Heng wanted to say "no", but glanced at the shelf next to him from the corner of his eye. He hesitated for a while, and reached out to take two chocolates.
He Yanzhi likes to eat sweet food, maybe he likes chocolate.
He paid the bill with the card given by his employer, and when he walked to the door with his things, he suddenly saw a shop selling sausages.
Grilled sausage is probably the favorite of many college students. When they see the oil on it and smell the aroma, they want to have one.
Yu Heng couldn't help it either, he went up to him and asked for a grilled sausage—the one who sold the grilled sausage was a young lady, and asked him, "Do you want chili?"
Grilled sausage with chili has soul, but unfortunately Yu Heng’s injury didn’t heal and he didn’t dare to eat it, so he had to settle for the next best thing: “No chili, let’s have some cumin.”
He walked out of the supermarket with the hot grilled sausage in his mouth, and he would breathe out white gas after a little bit of haggling.Immediately afterwards, he saw a seller of candied haws, paused, and thought to himself—like sweets, do you want to eat sweet and sour?
Hawthorn, appetizer.
In order to let someone eat more food, the little bodyguard broke his heart. He picked the best-looking candied haws, asked the store to wrap it in glutinous rice paper, put it in a paper bag, and take it away.
At this time, he was already carrying a lot of things in his hand, and he couldn't take any more. He put all the things in the trunk, looked around the parking lot, and indeed did not see the black car again.
A few bodyguards should have really left.
Yu Heng let out a breath—fortunately, as long as he can listen to what people say.
The weather was good that day. Although the temperature was low, the sun was bright and there was no wind, which made people feel cheerful.
Yu Heng went out to buy things, He Yanzhi was stroking the cat at home, Daju lay on his lap and clung to him, and took the initiative to lift his chin to scratch him, looking very enjoying it.
He looked at the cat, and suddenly remembered something, picked up his phone and wanted to call Yu Heng again, but he was afraid that he was driving, so he changed to texting.
When Yu Heng received the text message, he was waiting for the traffic light at the intersection, and saw the text message: [The courier has arrived, at the doorman]
Yu Heng: "..."
He had forgotten that Mr. Yan bought a complete set of feeding and shoveling equipment for his cats.
The cat was a cat he picked up from school, and he didn't spend a penny. These things are more expensive than cats.
Yu Heng picked up three boxes of couriers from the doorman, and he was completely out of hand, so he had to park the car first and move in two batches.
He Yanzhi saw him coming back from the window of the living room, and took the initiative to open the door, but was shivered by the cold wind outside.
The cat following him also trembled, and hurried back to the house, away from this "place of right and wrong".
Mr. Yan took pity on the little bodyguard when he went out with an injury, and first cared about him. Yu Heng said, "You don't have to say anything, just add money." Hurry up and terminate the contract with the other party, don't occupy the latrine and stop shitting.
After hearing this, He Yanzhi patted the armrest of the wheelchair: "Why didn't they tell me earlier, wouldn't it be equivalent to giving them five months' salary for nothing now? Those few are not cheap, and adding up is enough to hire you for half a year. "
"Oh," Yu Heng settled the bill with him on the spot, "Employing me for half a year is 30 yuan, four people, [-] yuan per person, five months, that's [-] yuan a month-you planned to give me one What happened to Yue Liuqian?"
He Yanzhi: "..."
This kid is good at math.
Mr. Yan was caught on the spot, and the situation got out of control for a while.
But anyway, because of someone's negligence, the salary has already increased tenfold, so Yu Heng doesn't care about it.He handed the candied haws to the other party: "Here, we have to wait for the meal, let's eat first."
He Yan's face was inexplicable - would he eat such a child's food if he was a big star?
Then he took out the candied haws from the paper bag, licked off the glutinous rice paper first, and bit off a hawthorn in one bite.
Really fragrant.
Yu Heng put the bought things in the refrigerator, and then went to the kitchen to prepare lunch.He Yanzhi took the candied haws in his mouth to unpack the express delivery, and read the instructions for use.
He had never raised small animals before, let alone touched such cat water basins and cat bowls, so it took him a long time to figure out how to use them.
Daju seemed to be very interested in his "guy who eats", jumped off the sofa and circled around him.
After He Yanzhi gnawed the candied haws, he started to pet the cat, not noticing that a little bit of sugar residue stuck to his hand and wiped it on the cat's fur.
Of course, Daju didn't notice it himself.
One person and one cat are researching the "high-tech" cat bowl here, and Yu Heng suddenly came out of the kitchen and asked, "Yanzhi, do you eat onions?"
He Yanzhi replied without thinking, "I won't eat."
So Yu Heng turned around and went back, half a minute later, He Yanzhi was taken aback for a moment, and said to himself: What did that kid call him just now?
Inkstone?
He Yanzhi has rarely been called this way in recent years. Those who are older than him are generally called "Xiao He", those who are younger than him are called "Brother Yan", and those who are half-joking are called "Mr. Yan". "Yanzhi", he felt a strange feeling in his heart.
I can't say whether I like it or not, but it's very special.
He Yanzhi stood there in a daze, the cat under his feet quit, and began to claw at his legs.It took him a long time to recover, and he said to the cat nicely: "Don't pick it up, I won't feel it if you pick it up."
He looked back again and found that Yu Heng hadn't come out again, so he manipulated the wheelchair to go to Yu Heng's room to get a bag of cat food, and when he came back, he cleaned the automatic feeder inside and out, and poured the cat food into it.
He found a socket and plugged it in, and started debugging according to the instructions.
The one he bought is a fixed-time model, and it is fed at fixed points and quantitatively, so as to save a certain cat from eating too much while people are not around.The lid of the place where cat food is stored is tightly fastened, and the cat cannot open it by itself.
He set the time at 1 minute later, and when the time is up, the outlet will open, and a little cat food will be fed out automatically.
well.
There was no problem with the machine, so he left it alone, and let Yu Heng handle the rest.For the water feeder, he assembled the filter according to the instructions, poured it into tap water and tried it, and there was no problem.
He Yanzhi was very satisfied, and felt that he was really a good employer who touched China, not only caring for the little bodyguard, but also taking care of the bodyguard's cat.
The two things are matching, and a combination rack is also presented to facilitate fixing the two machines, and keep the same height for eating and drinking.It also comes with a small drawer, which can be stuffed with a little cat jelly, hair removal cream and other gadgets.
However, a veteran handicapped party like him doesn't know how to assemble a combination frame, so he just threw it to Yu Heng.
The water outlet of the water feeder is at the top, and the water keeps rolling and falling, and the dynamic water quickly attracts cats. The "countryside" Daju has never seen such a "high-tech" device in the city, so he turned around the water dispenser After several laps, he began to stretch out his claws.
He Yanzhi didn't care about that curious little animal any more, he licked the corner of his mouth, and there was still a little sweetness left by the candied haws, which made him feel a little unsatisfied.
Judging by Yu Heng's posture, the meal will have to wait a while, and I don't know why it takes so long to cook pasta.He Yanzhi was bored and wanted to eat - hawthorn was not something that could fill his stomach, but the more he ate, the hungrier he became.
So he opened the plastic bag that Yu Heng put on the tea table, and took out biscuits and chocolates from it.
He secretly tore open the chocolate, broke off a piece and put it in his mouth. At this moment, Yu Heng's voice suddenly sounded behind him: "The cat steals food, and you steal it too? Can you be a little bit better?"
The little bodyguard walked silently, and He Yanzhi didn't notice him approaching at all. Now that he suddenly made a sound, He Yanzhi was so frightened that his hands shook, and the chocolate fell onto his lap.
"Come over for dinner," Yu Heng turned into the restaurant with a plate, "Remember to put away the chocolate, don't let the cat lick it."
"...Okay." He Yanzhi put the things back into the plastic bag and tied them up, then manipulated the wheelchair to follow behind him, "I said Yu Heng, how long have you had this cat?"
"I picked it up when I was a freshman. It was a half-sized cat at the time, and it should be four years old now." Yu Heng didn't know what to think, and suddenly laughed, "If you convert it by human age, it is almost thirty. Well, you two are 'same age'."
He Yanzhi: "?"
Who wants to be the same age as a cat?
Yu Heng was originally the type who would make little girls look at him wherever he went, but now that these big brothers set him off, he looks even more handsome, and he can't even keep a low profile if he wants to.
Moreover, his figure, which "looks thin in clothes and fleshy in undressing", is like an unarmed college student meeting a vicious gangster in front of several bodyguard brothers who "will have their suit buttons collapsed by their muscles", so passers-by look at him. In addition to admiration, there is worry in the eyes.
Yu Heng didn't want to be the focus, he patted the bodyguard on the shoulder, and sighed: "I appreciate your kindness, but I'm going to do the grocery shopping now, and I don't need so many people to help me carry things, so I'll trouble you Go back. When I get home, I will tell He Yanzhi to let him terminate the contract with you, and you will be free from now on—goodbye, walk slowly, and don’t see you off.”
He took a step back, and when he finished the last word, he turned around suddenly, grabbed the shopping cart parked next to him, rushed to the discount area with lightning speed, and disappeared into the crowd in an instant.
Bodyguards: "..."
So embarrassing, this is a failed protection action.
Yu Heng ran halfway across the supermarket in one breath, and looked back to find that they really hadn't followed, so he breathed a sigh of relief, and expressed his heartfelt thanks to these aunts who crowded into the discount area to buy.
It was not too early, he took the lead to pick out the last batch of fresh vegetables, and was about to go to the side to see what fruits he could buy, when the phone in his pocket suddenly rang.
He picked up the phone, and He Yanzhi's voice came from the receiver: "Yu Heng, are you still in the supermarket?"
"Here," Yu Heng didn't immediately tell him about the bodyguards, "what's the matter?"
He Yanzhi: "Then you buy some pasta, I want to eat pasta."
"Okay," Yu Heng agreed, "Is there anything else?"
"Others...you can buy it."
The supermarket was full of people, and it was not suitable for long-term conversations. Yu Heng quickly hung up the phone, went to weigh some apples and oranges, picked out two grapefruits, and put them all into the shopping cart.
Immediately, he found the pasta that He Yanzhi wanted, went to the fresh meat section to pick out ribs and chicken wings, and finally went shopping for daily necessities, and walked to the cashier with a fruitful harvest.
Every time a handsome guy like him goes to checkout, he will be accosted by the little girl at the cash register, and this time is no exception—the other person scans the barcode on the product and says, "Do you need anything else?"
Yu Heng wanted to say "no", but glanced at the shelf next to him from the corner of his eye. He hesitated for a while, and reached out to take two chocolates.
He Yanzhi likes to eat sweet food, maybe he likes chocolate.
He paid the bill with the card given by his employer, and when he walked to the door with his things, he suddenly saw a shop selling sausages.
Grilled sausage is probably the favorite of many college students. When they see the oil on it and smell the aroma, they want to have one.
Yu Heng couldn't help it either, he went up to him and asked for a grilled sausage—the one who sold the grilled sausage was a young lady, and asked him, "Do you want chili?"
Grilled sausage with chili has soul, but unfortunately Yu Heng’s injury didn’t heal and he didn’t dare to eat it, so he had to settle for the next best thing: “No chili, let’s have some cumin.”
He walked out of the supermarket with the hot grilled sausage in his mouth, and he would breathe out white gas after a little bit of haggling.Immediately afterwards, he saw a seller of candied haws, paused, and thought to himself—like sweets, do you want to eat sweet and sour?
Hawthorn, appetizer.
In order to let someone eat more food, the little bodyguard broke his heart. He picked the best-looking candied haws, asked the store to wrap it in glutinous rice paper, put it in a paper bag, and take it away.
At this time, he was already carrying a lot of things in his hand, and he couldn't take any more. He put all the things in the trunk, looked around the parking lot, and indeed did not see the black car again.
A few bodyguards should have really left.
Yu Heng let out a breath—fortunately, as long as he can listen to what people say.
The weather was good that day. Although the temperature was low, the sun was bright and there was no wind, which made people feel cheerful.
Yu Heng went out to buy things, He Yanzhi was stroking the cat at home, Daju lay on his lap and clung to him, and took the initiative to lift his chin to scratch him, looking very enjoying it.
He looked at the cat, and suddenly remembered something, picked up his phone and wanted to call Yu Heng again, but he was afraid that he was driving, so he changed to texting.
When Yu Heng received the text message, he was waiting for the traffic light at the intersection, and saw the text message: [The courier has arrived, at the doorman]
Yu Heng: "..."
He had forgotten that Mr. Yan bought a complete set of feeding and shoveling equipment for his cats.
The cat was a cat he picked up from school, and he didn't spend a penny. These things are more expensive than cats.
Yu Heng picked up three boxes of couriers from the doorman, and he was completely out of hand, so he had to park the car first and move in two batches.
He Yanzhi saw him coming back from the window of the living room, and took the initiative to open the door, but was shivered by the cold wind outside.
The cat following him also trembled, and hurried back to the house, away from this "place of right and wrong".
Mr. Yan took pity on the little bodyguard when he went out with an injury, and first cared about him. Yu Heng said, "You don't have to say anything, just add money." Hurry up and terminate the contract with the other party, don't occupy the latrine and stop shitting.
After hearing this, He Yanzhi patted the armrest of the wheelchair: "Why didn't they tell me earlier, wouldn't it be equivalent to giving them five months' salary for nothing now? Those few are not cheap, and adding up is enough to hire you for half a year. "
"Oh," Yu Heng settled the bill with him on the spot, "Employing me for half a year is 30 yuan, four people, [-] yuan per person, five months, that's [-] yuan a month-you planned to give me one What happened to Yue Liuqian?"
He Yanzhi: "..."
This kid is good at math.
Mr. Yan was caught on the spot, and the situation got out of control for a while.
But anyway, because of someone's negligence, the salary has already increased tenfold, so Yu Heng doesn't care about it.He handed the candied haws to the other party: "Here, we have to wait for the meal, let's eat first."
He Yan's face was inexplicable - would he eat such a child's food if he was a big star?
Then he took out the candied haws from the paper bag, licked off the glutinous rice paper first, and bit off a hawthorn in one bite.
Really fragrant.
Yu Heng put the bought things in the refrigerator, and then went to the kitchen to prepare lunch.He Yanzhi took the candied haws in his mouth to unpack the express delivery, and read the instructions for use.
He had never raised small animals before, let alone touched such cat water basins and cat bowls, so it took him a long time to figure out how to use them.
Daju seemed to be very interested in his "guy who eats", jumped off the sofa and circled around him.
After He Yanzhi gnawed the candied haws, he started to pet the cat, not noticing that a little bit of sugar residue stuck to his hand and wiped it on the cat's fur.
Of course, Daju didn't notice it himself.
One person and one cat are researching the "high-tech" cat bowl here, and Yu Heng suddenly came out of the kitchen and asked, "Yanzhi, do you eat onions?"
He Yanzhi replied without thinking, "I won't eat."
So Yu Heng turned around and went back, half a minute later, He Yanzhi was taken aback for a moment, and said to himself: What did that kid call him just now?
Inkstone?
He Yanzhi has rarely been called this way in recent years. Those who are older than him are generally called "Xiao He", those who are younger than him are called "Brother Yan", and those who are half-joking are called "Mr. Yan". "Yanzhi", he felt a strange feeling in his heart.
I can't say whether I like it or not, but it's very special.
He Yanzhi stood there in a daze, the cat under his feet quit, and began to claw at his legs.It took him a long time to recover, and he said to the cat nicely: "Don't pick it up, I won't feel it if you pick it up."
He looked back again and found that Yu Heng hadn't come out again, so he manipulated the wheelchair to go to Yu Heng's room to get a bag of cat food, and when he came back, he cleaned the automatic feeder inside and out, and poured the cat food into it.
He found a socket and plugged it in, and started debugging according to the instructions.
The one he bought is a fixed-time model, and it is fed at fixed points and quantitatively, so as to save a certain cat from eating too much while people are not around.The lid of the place where cat food is stored is tightly fastened, and the cat cannot open it by itself.
He set the time at 1 minute later, and when the time is up, the outlet will open, and a little cat food will be fed out automatically.
well.
There was no problem with the machine, so he left it alone, and let Yu Heng handle the rest.For the water feeder, he assembled the filter according to the instructions, poured it into tap water and tried it, and there was no problem.
He Yanzhi was very satisfied, and felt that he was really a good employer who touched China, not only caring for the little bodyguard, but also taking care of the bodyguard's cat.
The two things are matching, and a combination rack is also presented to facilitate fixing the two machines, and keep the same height for eating and drinking.It also comes with a small drawer, which can be stuffed with a little cat jelly, hair removal cream and other gadgets.
However, a veteran handicapped party like him doesn't know how to assemble a combination frame, so he just threw it to Yu Heng.
The water outlet of the water feeder is at the top, and the water keeps rolling and falling, and the dynamic water quickly attracts cats. The "countryside" Daju has never seen such a "high-tech" device in the city, so he turned around the water dispenser After several laps, he began to stretch out his claws.
He Yanzhi didn't care about that curious little animal any more, he licked the corner of his mouth, and there was still a little sweetness left by the candied haws, which made him feel a little unsatisfied.
Judging by Yu Heng's posture, the meal will have to wait a while, and I don't know why it takes so long to cook pasta.He Yanzhi was bored and wanted to eat - hawthorn was not something that could fill his stomach, but the more he ate, the hungrier he became.
So he opened the plastic bag that Yu Heng put on the tea table, and took out biscuits and chocolates from it.
He secretly tore open the chocolate, broke off a piece and put it in his mouth. At this moment, Yu Heng's voice suddenly sounded behind him: "The cat steals food, and you steal it too? Can you be a little bit better?"
The little bodyguard walked silently, and He Yanzhi didn't notice him approaching at all. Now that he suddenly made a sound, He Yanzhi was so frightened that his hands shook, and the chocolate fell onto his lap.
"Come over for dinner," Yu Heng turned into the restaurant with a plate, "Remember to put away the chocolate, don't let the cat lick it."
"...Okay." He Yanzhi put the things back into the plastic bag and tied them up, then manipulated the wheelchair to follow behind him, "I said Yu Heng, how long have you had this cat?"
"I picked it up when I was a freshman. It was a half-sized cat at the time, and it should be four years old now." Yu Heng didn't know what to think, and suddenly laughed, "If you convert it by human age, it is almost thirty. Well, you two are 'same age'."
He Yanzhi: "?"
Who wants to be the same age as a cat?
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