After being disabled, I hired a bodyguard

He Yanzhi's eyelids twitched, and he really wanted to poke that spoonful of tofu into the opponent's nostrils.He dodged back stiffly, and said in a strange tone: "No, thank you, I can eat by myself."

"Okay then," Yu Heng put the tofu into his bowl, "Then you eat more, if you eat two meals a day and still don't eat more, how can you gain weight?"

Goosebumps all over He Yanzhi's body were covered in shock—this kid didn't feel disgusted when he said such disgusting words without changing his face?

It's really a super mental quality.

He picked up his chopsticks and fiddled with the tofu in the bowl, thought seriously and said, "Are you really not leaving?"

"Where are you going?" Yu Heng asked back, "If you can help me find a job with a higher salary, I can consider it."

He Yanzhi: "..."

Seeing Mr. Yan's face was speechless, Yu Heng actually smiled: "Why, is my service dissatisfying you? Is it because the food is not delicious, or I'm not gentle enough for you, or..."

"No, you're fine," He Yanzhi quickly interrupted him, "You're fine everywhere, I can't bear it."

"It's just that you haven't been with anyone for too long," Yu Heng slightly restrained his expression, "Did you live alone all the time in the past few months?"

"Otherwise?" He Yanzhi finally ate the tofu in the bowl. The tofu was tender and tasty, and it was better than any tofu he had eaten before. "My parents are dead, and I have no brothers or sisters. Take care of me? Are you looking for a nurse... I am always worried that someone who wants to harm me will deliberately approach me."

Yu Heng: "Then why aren't you afraid that I'm the one who deliberately approaches you and wants to hurt you?"

He Yanzhi: "..."

good question.

Why didn't he think of it before?

Maybe it's because this guy is so handsome, after all, in this world of facial features, beauty is justice.

"I'm just joking," Yu Heng hurriedly brought the subject back, "Let's eat first, and we'll talk after we have something to say."

This time He Yanzhi didn't have any objection, the two kept silent and had lunch quietly.

The big orange, which has fallen out of favor, is entertaining itself. It lies by the window basking in the sunlight hitting the floor, and rolls from time to time as the sunlight moves, like a flexible ball.

Some topics are not suitable for discussion at the dinner table. Yu Heng didn't want to affect the poor appetite of his employer, who was so skinny as bean sprouts, so he stopped chatting with him, and just turned on the TV and tuned a food program.

He Yanzhi is not picky about what TV he watches, anyway he doesn't watch it seriously, occasionally when he looks up, he sees the host on the show tasting the dishes made by the guests, his face is intoxicated, as if he has eaten some rare delicacy , full of praise.

"I've always been very curious," He Yanzhi said, "You said they cook food on the spot, really cook so delicious? Is it... Even if the food is not delicious, the host has to pretend to be good The way you eat, and boast to death?"

Yu Heng secretly put a chopstick dish into the opponent's bowl again: "Congratulations, you have got the essence of this kind of program."

"It's so embarrassing," He Yanzhi raised one eyebrow, and commented very trickily, "This is no different from the little fresh meat I've seen before. The whole Internet is bragging about his acting skills. I thought he was really a rising star, but I found out later that I was lucky enough to play a scene with him... Tsk, it's really hard to describe."

It was the first time Yu Heng heard him mention the past, he immediately became interested, and asked: "And then?"

"Then what happened later, I scolded him away." He Yanzhi lowered his eyes and mixed the rice and vegetables in the bowl together, "Actually, I wanted to endure it, but once I filmed a kiss scene with him, he He refused to have a real kiss, and insisted on borrowing a seat, saying 'kissing a man is disgusting', but the borrowing seat failed to shoot well, and he kept NG."

"Then I got angry and scolded him, saying that if you find it disgusting, don't take this kind of film. He said that if this kind of film is popular now, if you make it well, you can jump into the front line."

"Do you think he is sick?" He Yanzhi said, "He uses me as a springboard, he asks me to help him if his acting skills are not good, and he thinks filming with me is disgusting. I owe him? Get out of his second uncle."

Yu Heng seemed to know what he was talking about, and continued to ask politely: "And then?"

"Later I scolded him away in front of the director." He Yanzhi was a little proud, "He was ridiculous enough. I scolded him a few times, but he cried on the spot. Crying, pretending to be a weak little white flower, who is more disgusting."

"At that time, the director praised him, and I scolded him, and the director came to scold me. Then I had to scold the director, along with his ancestors and descendants, to see who can scold whom."

He Yanzhi seemed very proud of his glorious deeds: "As for the liquidated damages, I just pay it, who is still short of that money. I don't praise this kind of cute little white flower - later his fans made trouble on the Internet, you Now I see that most of my black fans are converted from his fans."

Yu Heng didn't speak any more, feeling a little complicated in his heart.

He knew about this incident, and it was a sensation at the time, but he remembered that the unanimous statement at that time was "He Yanzhi deliberately made things difficult for the newcomers by playing big names, and made the newcomers cry on the spot with vicious words, and asked for a reshoot of a kiss scene for no reason, making the newcomers Mouth is swollen."

He asked cautiously: "So, are you real relatives or are you a borrowed position?"

"...True kiss? Did you ask him if he would do it?" He Yanzhi glared at him, "Is it rumored on the Internet that I deliberately asked for a reshoot of the kiss scene? I'm so sorry, I don't want to kiss a piece of shit, and I don't like it. Disgusting, not everyone can talk to shit on the side of the road."

Yu Heng: "..."

It seems that it is really a lie.

However, this analogy is really a bit off-putting.

He Yanzhi ate while talking, and finished a bowl full of rice without paying attention.He put down his chopsticks, and praised from the bottom of his heart: "You are good at cooking. Since you are so good at cooking...then you on TV can cook?"

Yu Heng looked up, got up and served him soup: "You can try it."

"Then let's make it at night." He Yanzhi took the soup and stirred it with a spoon, "If you are not afraid of causing trouble when you are with me, then you can stay, or when you want to leave, I will I won't embarrass you either."

"Don't worry," Yu Heng said, "As long as you pay your wages on time, you will be given a tip of [-] if you serve well. I really don't mind coming here a few more times."

He Yanzhi: "..."

Is this kid out of money's eye?

He was blowing on the soup, and suddenly felt something was wrong: "It's not you waiting, what did you just say, tip?"

"Yes," Yu Heng said without changing his face, "President Yan is so generous, a tip of [-] is not a problem, right?"

He Yanzhi: "..."

Can he say no?

He is not generous at all, and the [-] is not a tip, it is obviously part of the [-] salary.

However, the little bodyguard said so, and he seemed a bit stingy when he said it was not a tip.

He is a big star, although he has an outdated taste, but a skinny camel is bigger than a horse, can he not even get a tip of [-]?

joke.

So he nodded, and consciously fell into the trap of the other party: "Yes, it's a tip for you. If you do a good job, there will be more in the future."

Yu Heng gave him a knowing smile.

This President Yan seems to be a not-so-intelligent Yazi.

He Yan realized later, but still didn't notice anything wrong. After finishing a bowl of tomato and egg soup, he finally filled even the last gap.

After eating and drinking, Mr. Yan turned into a cat who can be kneaded by others. All the dissatisfaction with the little bodyguard disappeared after a lunch. when?"

"At the end of December," Yu Heng was washing dishes in the kitchen, and answered him loudly, "What's wrong?"

"May I help you find some professor to tutor you?" Mr. Yan was disgusted with his little bodyguard half an hour ago, and started to care about his studies half an hour later, "You are so confident that you will definitely pass the exam?"

"If you don't pass the exam, you won't pass the exam." Yu Heng didn't care too much, "Anyway, it's very safe, if it really overturns, it means that there is no fate, and then I will find a job—or if you want, I could stay here forever."

He Yanzhi kept changing channels, and finally found a new food program, without hesitation, he said, "Okay, whatever is shown on TV in the future, you can do it for me, and when there is nothing I want to eat, you Think about finding another job."

Yu Heng thought to himself: This rounding up is probably a lifetime agreement.

Don't have anything to eat?That doesn't exist.

There are so many dishes from all over the world, even if you change them every day, there is never a time to repeat them.

[-] a month, very good, he can learn all the dishes from all over the world, anyway, Mr. Yan pays for the ingredients himself.

It is wonderful to learn crafts and get paid at the same time.

He Yanzhi didn't realize that he was on this little bodyguard's boat again—in fact, he seemed to have never been off this boat.

Easy to get on board, hard to get off.

When Yu Heng came out of the kitchen after washing the dishes, he saw his Jingui's employer lying on the sofa and fell asleep again, but this time it was okay, knowing that he had covered him with a blanket.

He shook his head helplessly, seeing that he was asleep, he couldn't bear to wake him up, so he whispered to the cat lying by the window, "Take care of the house, I'll go out for a while."

Daju glanced at him indifferently, turned over, and turned his back to him.

Although only 1 yuan was collected, he had to find a way to get his friend out, otherwise it would really be cold if he left it for a few days.

He left a note for He Yanzhi, took the keys and went out, and drove away the SUV in the garage.

Fearing that his suspicious employer would be suspicious, Yu Heng finished the job as fast as he could in his life. With the [-] yuan he just got and the money raised by a few other good buddies, he managed to get the guy who didn't love his parents and his mother didn't love him. The unlucky boy was rescued from the detention center.

The unlucky boy was about to invite them to dinner, but Yu Heng didn't dare to agree, and went straight back to Xinyue Community, and He Yan's home.

As soon as he entered the house, he heard He Yanzhi talking to the cat: "Why are you so fat? If you know you are fat, don't lie on someone's chest while they are sleeping. Didn't your master teach you?"

Yu Heng, the "master", smiled awkwardly but politely: "I'm sorry, a creature like a cat is really too difficult to discipline."

He Yanzhi met the meaningful eyes of the other party and fell silent.

Why do you think... he seemed to mean something?