After being disabled, I hired a bodyguard

When He Yanzhi heard this, he always had the illusion that this brat wanted to say, "It's a waste of money for you to use this study".

Yu Heng looked at the time and thought it was still early, so he asked, "Are you going to bed now, or reading for a while?"

Mr. Yan, who only wanted to play with his mobile phone, didn't have the nerve to give him a clear answer, so he changed the subject silently: "Are you going to have no class tomorrow morning?"

"Second session," Yu Heng said, sitting on the sofa, "I'll go home after class, and I'll bring you the meal after the get out of class is over. Is there any objection?"

This time He Yanzhi was satisfied, he nodded vigorously: "No objection."

Then he opened the book and stood on his body pretending to read it. At the same time, he glanced at Yu Heng from the corner of his eye. When he was not paying attention, he quickly took out his mobile phone and put it in the book. He used the book as a cover to start playing games. happy.

Yu Heng: "..."

Do you think he can't find it?

How old is it, can you switch to something less childish?

He suddenly felt that being a university teacher like his father was hard work, and it was quite a test to pretend that he couldn't see the students playing with their mobile phones.

In order to prevent himself from being tempted to stop someone's childish behavior, he had no choice but to plug in his earphones and refocus his attention on the class recording that Li Qiming had sent him.

He Yanzhi didn't know whether he really didn't see it or pretended not to see it. Anyway, the result is the same, and the process is not so important, just "not seeing".

He was playing with his mobile phone on his own, when he heard someone knocking on the door, he subconsciously said "Come in".

The nurse in charge of this ward opened the door and came in, routinely took care of the patient's condition, and asked him to take his temperature. Seeing that everything was normal, he was ready to leave.

Suddenly she remembered something and took out something from her pocket: "I almost forgot, this is for you."

He Yanzhi took it: "Thank you."

After the nurse closed the door and left, Yu Heng asked, "What?"

He Yanzhi gestured at him: "Go on."

Yu Heng grabbed the object in the air, and accurately grasped the object thrown by the other party, and found that it was a sealed bag, which contained...the steel plates and nails that were removed during the operation.

His scalp numb: "Why do you want this thing?"

"Leave a souvenir," He Yanzhi said, "You only have one chance, and you will never come back if you lose it."

Yu Heng: "..."

Probably no one likes this kind of "opportunity".

This kind of thing needs to be agreed with the hospital in advance before the operation, so they will keep it, otherwise it will be processed according to the routine. When the patient gets it, it is usually washed clean. In fact, it looks nothing, just an ordinary screw and a It's just a steel bar with holes.

But if you insist on thinking that this is something that has been in your body for a year or two...

Yu Heng didn't appreciate this kind of "collection taste" very much, so he threw the things back to him: "You keep it yourself."

"I didn't intend to send you off at first." He Yanzhi was puzzled, and picked up his mobile phone to take a picture.

As soon as Yu Heng saw him taking pictures, he knew what he was going to do, and was instantly impressed by his courage: "You also want to post on Weibo?"

"As expected of the roundworm in my stomach."

"..."

He Yanzhi only took a picture of his hand and the sealed bag in his hand, coded the background, and posted on Weibo: [I'm free [喵喵]]

Yu Heng gave him a thumbs-up helplessly, and as soon as he refreshed it, many comments immediately appeared:

【? ? ? ? 】

[What is this? 】

[[Tears] Oh my god, it hurts just looking at it, Aidou, you're not in the hospital, are you? 】

[This thing... is so familiar. A few years ago, I broke my leg to remove the steel nails. I was so stupid that I had to beat it for a while, and then I heard the doctor knocking there all the time, as if there was a decoration team beside me. face] is a nightmare]

【To be honest, my uncle is an orthopedic doctor. It is true that he said that one who has no strength can’t do orthopedics...】

[Has anyone seen the video of taking the intramedullary nail? It’s really digging, my God, it hurts just watching it]

【God bless me that I will never break a bone in this life】

He Yanzhi raised his eyebrows, and randomly selected a few replies: [I'm completely numb, and the doctor won't let me give you a half-numb, but it's better to be completely numb, at least I don't need to know how the doctor will fix it on you]

[What video?I haven't seen it, any link please? 】

Yu Heng saw his reply as soon as he refreshed, and thought to himself, are you looking for guilt without guilt? With such a strong curiosity, why do you have to find out?

In the end, that fan actually posted: [[web link] be careful, really be careful, don’t blame me for not warning you if you have to click in [cover your face]]

Then under that Weibo, a building with hundreds of floors was built. Fans yelled "It hurts to look at it", and they made the emoji of putting their hands together, praying that the accident will keep away from them, and that they will not break their bones in this life.

Yu Hengxin said: "Praying not to break a bone under the microblog of a person who often fractures... I don't think it's weird."

He Yanzhi also clicked in to watch the video, showing an indescribable expression: "It's a good thing I didn't have an intramedullary nail on my leg back then."

Yu Heng: "..."

On a whim, the little bodyguard shared the link of the video to the dormitory group and tweeted @关陈.

A few minutes later, after watching the video, Guan Chen started to roar: [Your uncle, your uncle, your uncle's Yu Heng!Didn't I just give you barbecue to make you greedy for your sister-in-law? Are you going to retaliate against me like this?Plastic Friendship/Bye Bye/Bye Bye]

Li Qiming: [It's too miserable Brother Chen, we must not break our legs in the future, don't wear high heels, what if we sprain our feet and fall]

Guan Chen: [Who the hell wears high heels? ? ?Make it clear]

The two of them stopped talking after posting. Yu Heng guessed that the two guys thought it was boring to quarrel online, so they started doing it directly in the dormitory.

That would be a bit miserable, Li Qiming's puffy little physique would definitely not be able to handle Guan Chen, a thick-legged man with hairy legs.

Yu Heng wasn't afraid that the two roommates would mess with him when he returned to the dormitory, anyway, they couldn't beat him alone anyway, so he wasn't worried at all.

He Yanzhi played with the phone for another half an hour, and finally started yawning, saying that he was sleepy.

Yu Heng wiped his body briefly, helped him lie down to sleep, and heard him say: "It's really troublesome, and I won't be able to take a bath for many days."

"...you still want to take a bath," Yu Heng said with a strange expression, "it's okay, didn't you just come here after washing yesterday? I think you're pretty clean, and the weather isn't hot recently. It's fine if you persist for a few days. If you want to feel uncomfortable, then I wipe you twice a day."

"It's not mainly because of this," He Yanzhi said, "It's just that I feel uncomfortable being touched by the doctor from the beginning to the end on the operating table."

Yu Heng: "..."

He knew that this guy's focus would never be within the normal range.

The little bodyguard turned off the light with a blank expression: "Please shut up and go to sleep."

He Yanzhi was forced to end this unfriendly topic, relaxed in the dark, and soon fell asleep.

Yu Heng could only curl up on the small sofa and sleep all night with great aggrievedness—he was about 1.8 meters tall, curled up on such a small sofa that was too crowded for two people, and he felt that his legs betrayed his body and wandered outside , it’s almost too long for such an object, it can’t hold it at all, and I wake up several times a night.

The next day, when I got up out of breath, I felt sore and backache, and felt uncomfortable all over.

He set a watch for 08:30, packed up and had a meal, and went to the second class just in time.When he got up, he found that He Yanzhi hadn't woken up yet, but the anti-inflammatory drug had already been administered—he didn't understand how this man could continue to sleep after being stabbed.

Yu Heng shook his head. He guessed that he couldn't afford it now, so he didn't plan to have breakfast today, so he packed his things and went to school.

As expected, He Yanzhi fell asleep until the medicine was infused, the nurse pulled out the needle for him, and then waved back and forth in front of his eyes, so he woke up reluctantly, and said in a daze, "Oh! , don’t go, help me pull out that thing by the way.”

The nurse immediately understood what he was referring to and replied, "Okay."

Then He Yanzhi felt a coldness all over his body, a pain in a certain place, and he was completely refreshed.

He let out a "hiss", only feeling that the hairs all over his body were exploding, and he almost jumped up from the hospital bed, his voice was so painful that he trembled a little: "I said, can you be gentle? Are you all word-of-mouth? Is it always this painful?"

The nurse looked calm: "Is it really that painful? Every time I pull it out for a male patient, I scream like hell. You guys are so unreasonable."

"...Your life is in your hands, you guys can't get up," He Yanzhi glared at her, "It's not our problem, it's your problem, why don't we switch and you can experience it?"

"Farewell." The nurse suppressed a smile and took off the gloves. "I will be able to show off in the future. I am also the person who has held the lifeblood of a big star."

He Yanzhi grinned straightly: "How about I call all the nurses who have held my lifeline, and give you a group C to debut?"

The nurse laughed out loud: "I just found out that you are so interesting, I'm a fan of you."

He Yanzhi waved her hand: "Remember to pay attention to comments and likes."

He watched the nurse leave, and finally heaved a sigh of relief, thinking that in a hospital where men and women are not divided, it is really not easy not to be embarrassed.

But it's okay, he has experience.

There is no other benefit to soaking in the hospital for a long time, just one thing-it can exercise your face.

After lying on the bed for a whole day, He Yanzhi couldn't lie down anymore, so he struggled to sit up, reached the crutches leaning against the wall, and tried to get down and walk.

The incision on the back of my waist was still tight, but after a night, the pain has been relieved significantly, and I don't feel uncomfortable after doing some activities.

Before the nurse left, he left a waistband for him and asked him to wear it before he could get out of bed. As a good patient who "follows the doctor's orders", He Yanzhi naturally obeyed - after all, he still wanted to get well and leave the hospital soon.

This kind of ghost place is really whoever likes to stay.

He didn't dare to do too many activities, he only dared to go to the bathroom to wash up, and then came back.

It was still a bit difficult for him to wash his face on crutches, so he had to support it with one hand and hold the water with the other. As a result, water was everywhere, and he was careful when he left, for fear of slipping himself.

Yu Heng's absence is just inconvenient.

He Yanzhi threw the sink into a mess, didn't care to clean it up, and then slowly returned to the bed, checked the time, and found that it was almost noon.

Yu Heng should leave get out of class.

So he sent a message to the other party: [Where are you? 】

Yu Heng replied in seconds: [at home]

He Yanzhi: [Have you prepared something delicious for me? 】

This time Yu Heng was silent for half a minute: 【I might have to be late today】

He Yanzhi: [? 】

Yu Heng: [I have some unfortunate news for you. My dad wanted to make chicken soup for you, but he made a mistake and almost ordered the kitchen. I'm cleaning it up now]

He Yanzhi: […]