It's so difficult to play sniper [e-sports]

"..." Bao Yan was wronged: "Captain, actually, the flight mode is fine, I adjusted the flight mode, really."

"Who said that?" Lu Yu gave Bao Yan a look of 'why are you so ignorant', and taught Bao Yan: "You should be careful about things related to safety? Don't read it, what's so good about online novels, why don't I give it to you?" You tell the truth."

Bao Yan didn't want to hear a word about Lu Yu's true story.

All he wanted was to get his phone back, but Lu Yu was unwilling to give it back.

Bao Yan wanted to cry: "Captain, I'm watching wonderfully."

"Tsk!" Lu Yu's disgust for Bao Yan's lack of pursuit is obvious: "Tell me about you, and you don't have any foresight. Don't look at it, I'll tell you something practical, high-end, such as me and you remove……"

Before Lu Yu finished speaking, Gu Xiao grabbed Lu Yuyang's cell phone in front of him and threw it to Bao Yan.

Lu Yu looked confused: "What are you doing?"

"What are you going to talk to him about? Why don't you talk to me?"

"..." Lu Yu was dissatisfied that Gu Xiao interrupted himself, and said angrily, "I want to talk to him about your crush on me, do you want to listen?"

"I want to hear everything you say. Of course, if you are willing to talk about your falling in love with me, I am more willing to listen."

When Gu Xiao spoke, he took Lu Yu's hand and held it in his hand.

Lu Yu waved his hand, and approached Gu Xiaoxi's cheap proposal: "Why don't we talk about who is the leader in some temporarily unharmonious aspects?"

Gu Xiao raised his eyebrows: "It seems to be a good proposal. You let me practice self-control for a few months, and you are finally willing to make up for it?"

"what?"

Lu Yu seemed to have heard the big joke, every hair was clamoring that it was impossible.With a firm attitude and a blunt tone: "What are you dreaming about, cutie? Who is the elder brother and who is on top!"

Gu Xiao didn't answer the words, just lowered his head and kept laughing.

There is no respect for the elders or the captain at all!

Lu Yu was upset, and poked Gu Xiao with his crutch: "What are you laughing at? You seem to disrespect my brother, kid. You will get beaten if you do this, do you know?"

Gu Xiao glanced dotingly at Lu Yu and continued to lower his head and smile, as if I dote on you and don't care about you, you can say whatever you want, but I don't agree.

Lu Yu bared his teeth: "Say it quickly! What are you laughing at!"

Gu Xiao: "I really want to hear it?"

Lu Yu nodded and urged Gu Xiao: "Stop talking nonsense, hurry up!"

The smile on the corner of Gu Xiao's mouth deepened, he hooked his finger at Lu Yu, and Lu Yu reluctantly gave it to his ear.

Gu Xiao whispered: "It must be calculated according to the size, and it should also be..."

Gu Xiao glanced at Lu Yu's crotch as he spoke, and continued: "Brother, you have measured it. It seems that my younger brother is better developed."

Lu Yu choked when he heard the words, and backed away for a second.

The ears are gradually turning red.

When did Gu Xiao become so capable of speaking pornography?

Even though Gu Xiao made him feel a little uncomfortable, Lu Yu still stiffened his neck and refused to admit it: "You...you fucking, where did you go to learn these hooligan virtues at a young age? You can say such shameless words .Besides, it’s not good to be too big. Do you know that it’s suitable?”

Gu Xiao seemed to have a particularly low smile today, he lowered his head and pursed his lips for a while.

Lu Yu couldn't figure out what was so funny about discussing business matters.Gritting his teeth, he bumped into Gu Xiao again: "Don't laugh, I'm serious. If you don't have experience, you probably don't know. I did a strategy for you."

"Really?" Gu Xiao paused, and bit Lu Yu's ear gently, before continuing to say evilly: "But captain...you haven't tried it yet, how do you know that we won't?" Appropriate? Besides, didn't you tell me that it would be very cool? Of course I will leave it to you. "

Lu Yu was at a loss for words, it seemed to be true!

I always persuade him and tell him it's cool!

"Then..." Lu Yu stammered: "That's different."

"What's the difference?" Gu Xiao persisted.

Lu Yu hasn't checked this yet, so he really can't tell the difference.

But Lu Yu's mouth is still stubborn after the duck is dead, and the two of them muttered all the way about this matter.It wasn't until Tang Xia's ear was close to Lu Yu's mouth that he could eavesdrop, that the two had a temporary truce and shut up.

It took more than 12 hours to fly from Shanghai to London.

When they landed, the entire group was sore.

When they arrived at the hotel, Tang Xia rushed the group of people to rest and adjust the time difference as soon as possible.

As a result, Lu Yu didn't sleep for long and was woken up by Tang Xia again.

We landed at [-] o'clock in the morning, and it was almost [-] o'clock when we arrived at the hotel booked by the organizer.

Just after sleeping for a while, it was just past twelve o'clock when Tang Xia, the bastard, knocked on the door again.

Gu Xiao had already opened the door for Tang Xia, and Lu Yu got up impatiently and sat on the bed and glared at Tang Xia.

Tang Xia didn't enter the room, the two muttered a few words at the door, Gu Xiao turned around to greet Lu Yu and followed Tang Xia.

Gu Xiao was called by Tang Xia to talk about the team and the live broadcast platform, and Lu Yu couldn't sleep even after being woken up.

Lying on the bed with nothing to do, taking advantage of Gu Xiao's absence, Lu Yu actually opened Baidu by accident: [Does a same-sex boyfriend's dick hurt if it's too big? 】【Is it fun to have a J meeting with a same-sex boyfriend? 】

The answers he found made Lu Yu blush.

Good technology = cool!

Poor technique = pain!

Lu Yu pursed his lips, thought for a while, and adjusted his sitting posture.

In order to prevent Gu Xiao from coming back suddenly and not realizing that he was caught, Lu Yu chose to sit facing the main entrance, and secretly followed the recommended questions, reading all the way.

It wasn't until he heard the sound of the door that Lu Yu put away his mobile phone in a panic, and spread it out on the sofa with poor acting skills, acting as if nothing had happened.

Gu Xiao saw through Lu Yu for a second, and hooked the corner of his mouth: "What are you doing? You look guilty?"

"..."

Hitting people without slapping them in the face, swearing at others without revealing their faults, Gu Xiao really doesn't know how to behave at all!

Lu Yu gritted his teeth secretly, pretending he didn't hear it, and quietly changed the subject: "Why is it so late? How did the talk go?"

"It's fine, what are you doing alone?"

! !After asking, Lu Yu became arrogant: "Look at my little brother, what's the matter?"

Gu Xiao smiled and shook his head, "Not really, let me see it too?"

As Gu Xiao said, he grabbed Lu Yu's cell phone, but Lu Yu was unprepared. He didn't know that Gu Xiao came suddenly, and Gu Xiao snatched the cell phone easily.

The moment Lu Yu let go of the phone, he immediately bounced off the sofa and wanted to grab it.

But it was too late, watching Gu Xiao's mouth curl up little by little.

I was too flustered to hear Gu Xiao's door opening just now, and didn't exit the interface at all.

In addition, Lu Yu is lazy and hates the automatic lock screen of his mobile phone every now and then.

Lu Yu disliked the trouble of having to manually unlock the screen, so in order to get it done once and for all, he directly set the automatic lock screen time to never automatically lock the screen.

Gu Xiao could see at a glance what Lu Yu was looking at just now when he took the phone away.

Lu Yu still wanted to grab it, but Gu Xiao read the content at a glance, and handed the phone back to Lu Yu.

Lu Yu was ashamed and wanted to turn this shame into anger, but his reason did not allow it.His face was flushed from forehead to neck.

Lost face! ! !

Lu Yu was so angry that he couldn't get angry, he turned around in a huff, and wanted to leave without saying a word.

Gu Xiao stopped Lu Yu, "Captain, where are you going?"

"Get out of here!" Lu Yu's face was hot as if it were being scorched with a soldering iron.

Gu Xiao approached Lu Yu as if nothing had happened: "Where are you going? You have read so much knowledge for nothing, don't you plan to practice it?"

"..."

Gu Xiao is on the verge of going crazy and probing wildly!

Lu Yu wanted to get angry, but his face did not allow him to use unreasonable and low-handed methods to gain superficial victory, let alone admit cowardice.

Lu Yuqing coughed twice, and pretended to be calm sophistry: "Cut! I... I'll just take a look at it casually, and I'll give you some popular science after I'm done, and let you...be mentally prepared."

It's a pity that Lu Yu lacked confidence, the more he spoke, the lower his voice became, and finally he simply withdrew.

Lu Yu didn't want to lose face with Gu Xiaochu here, he wanted to hide.

In Gu Xiao's view, Lu Yu's series of reactions were shy and awkward, but they made progress.

Although Lu Yu was annoyed, he didn't become angry from embarrassment, and he could still pretend to be indifferent, presumably there was only a missing step.

very good!

Gu Xiao tightened his arms, locked him on purpose, and stared at Lu Yu with a half-smile and teased him: "Then the captain will teach me science now? But saying it a thousand times is not as effective as doing it once. Practice brings true knowledge, and the captain demonstrates it once." Can you show me?"

"Huh?" For Gu Xiao's aggressiveness, Lu Yu didn't think it was because Gu Xiao was getting fatter, but because he had a problem with his ears, "Say it again?"

Gu Xiao glanced at Lu Yu's phone with a smile, and said again seriously: "Looking at what others have said so much, doesn't the captain want to feel it for himself?"

"Oh!" Lu Yu sneered: "I want you to feel it more, what should I do?"

Gu Xiao tightened his eyes, stared straight at Lu Yu, and smiled evilly at the corner of his mouth.

When Lu Yu saw Gu Xiao's virtue, he knew what kind of plan he was planning, and he wanted to leave without even thinking about it.

This is a dream! !

It's a pity that Lu Yu wanted to return home, but Gu Xiao refused to let him go, and he couldn't leave.

Lu Yu squinted and threatened Gu Xiao to let go, but Gu Xiao was indifferent, the hint in his eyes was particularly obvious.

Lu Yu understood, everyone was a man, and Lu Yu didn't intend to pretend not to understand.Raising his eyebrows, his eyes became sharper, provoking Gu Xiao.

The two of them stared at each other for a while, and Gu Xiao spoke first: "Honey, since none of us want to compromise, why don't we play a game and accept the bet?"

Gu Xiao's sweet and greasy baby made Lu Yu's old bones loosen a bit.

Gu Xiao wanted to get started, but Lu Yushuang flicked away and stepped back several steps.

Staring at Gu Xiao vigilantly with a reticent look, he snorted at Gu Xiao with his nostrils: "Don't think I'll spoil you just by saying something nice! What game? What are you betting on? Let's make it clear first."

"Come here first, I'll tell you."

While Gu Xiao was speaking, he waved at Lu Yu, but instead of advancing, Lu Yu retreated, "Just say that, don't try to trick me."

Gu Xiao smiled and sighed: "It's an aboveboard game, how could I trick you?"

Ah……

Lu Yu barked out a laugh, Gu Xiao didn't have enough tricks on his body?

Have the face to say this?

Lu Yu gritted his teeth and glanced at Gu Xiao, not to be fooled: "How many times have you tricked me so I didn't count B? My little brother is really thick-skinned, and I can say this kind of thing. It's just that I spoil you and don't care about you." .It’s just the two of us here, who will hear what happened? Let’s just put it this way, what are you betting on?”

"Okay." Gu Xiao didn't write to Lu Yu about things like this, and said directly: "For the sake of a harmonious life in the future, I suggest that we can be more direct and criticize each other..."

"Pfft..." Lu Yu staggered in fright, and almost accidentally bit off his tongue: "What did you say?"

"What's wrong?" Gu Xiao looked calm.

Lu Yu looked at Gu Xiao like an alien for a long time before he recovered: "Brother Xiao, you can't tell, it's so big?"

Gu Xiao remained calm, and asked Lu Yu's opinion as a gentleman: "Then do you want to?"

Lu Yu coughed lightly. If he didn't know what he said, he would have thought that Gu Xiao, a Pian Pianjia hypocrite, was discussing something serious with him!

Gu Xiao asked again without blushing, and Lu Yu was a little embarrassed: "Do you really want to play so big?"

Gu Xiao smiled: "Simple and efficient."

"..."

Lu Yu's Adam's apple twitched dryly. Although he was a little embarrassed, it seemed like a very good suggestion, "Tell me how to play it first."

Gu Xiao was unambiguous, concise and to the point: "Whoever finds the other's prostate/gland first wins, and the loser...be obedient."

Lu Yu didn't reply right away when he heard the words, and fell into deep thought by himself.

It's not that Lu Yu doesn't want to, it's just that he is afraid that Gu Xiao will set him up.

But after thinking about it, winning or losing doesn't seem to be unacceptable...

Lu Yu licked his lower lip at the thought of this, the key is that Gu Xiao's step is very good.

There are so many knowledge posts on Baidu, but I actually think about it...

Thinking about it, Lu Yu shook his head and found an excuse for himself: Anyway, Baidu has so much knowledge about that, logically speaking, the chance of winning is definitely greater than that of Gu Xiao.

What's more, it seems that he can't persuade Gu Xiao, let alone defeat Gu Xiao, and even strong ones can't beat him.

Lu Yu lowered his head and pondered for a long time.

Gu Xiao quietly waited for Lu Yu's decision, and Lu Yu raised his eyes to look at Gu Xiao from time to time to see if this guy was cheating.

But Gu Xiao's eyes were sincere, he didn't appear to be cheating at all, and he didn't even intend to trick himself.

Lu Yu believed it, and raised his neck, determined to win: "Come on, bet on it, brother, I still can't beat you?"

Gu Xiao pursed his lips and smiled: "Then...wash together?"

Lu Yu squinted his eyes, he couldn't be cowardly, just be together!

The sky is bright and bright, with purpose, this bath looks extraordinarily different.

The two walked in one after the other, and stood face to face in the bathroom, Lu Yu was suddenly a little at a loss.

Hard-talking is hard-talking, but even fingers...

It was also the first time, without any practical experience, nervous and eager to try.