It's so difficult to play sniper [e-sports]

After taking a bath without incident, the two of them both lay down on the bed, with a long and magnificent river naturally separated between them.

Lu Yu was still obsessed with Gu Xiao's words of "playing games for him", and he couldn't bear to dawdle for a long time.When Gu Xiao got up, he teased Gu Xiao: "You have a good figure, little brother? Your girlfriend must be pretty too."

Hearing this, Gu Xiao put down the phone, turned to look at Lu Yu, paused for a while, and said with a happy face: "It should be very good, she said that she has a melon-shaped face, big eyes, and good skin."

"..."

Isn't that what I said braggingly to him!

Lu Yu swallowed, and continued to test: "She said it? Have you never seen it?"

Gu Xiao felt a little embarrassed, returned to the bed and nodded shyly: "Actually speaking, it's a bit... unreal, we are online dating."

"The girlfriend you mentioned is your online dating? I thought it was your girlfriend!"

Even though he said so on the surface, Lu Yu was still a little dark in his heart.

"How could it be? Online dating is also love. If there is one around you, isn't it two boats?"

Lu Yu's heart relaxed, and the boulder fell to the ground.

It's not that the scumbag has been identified, Lu Yu Tan's tone is also bolder, "Then you still say that you played games for him, and you knew each other before online dating?"

Gu Xiao's eyes flickered, and Lu Yu really noticed his mistake, and lied casually: "It's not exactly like this. It's just that I just planned to play casually at first, but I met him in the end. He taught me patiently. I play, if I just leave like this, I feel sorry for him, but I don’t want to be a burden all the time, so I practiced for a while.”

Lu Yu was completely relieved, there was no exposure, no trick of stepping on two boats.

"What about you? Your little sweetie?" Gu Xiao asked back.

"Huh?" Lu Yu didn't expect Gu Xiao to have the potential to gossip, he hesitated for a while, and said casually: "My little Tiantian is also pretty good-looking, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, but there is something wrong with it."

"Huh?" Gu Xiao instantly turned his head and stared at Lu Yu, "What's wrong?"

"It's good anywhere, but Taiping, it's a pair of A, haha." Lu Yu made himself laugh, but Gu Xiao looked at him with a dazed expression, and Lu Yu shut his mouth embarrassingly.

Gu Xiao was stunned for two seconds, then he came to his senses, looked at Lu Yu with a half-smile, and said abruptly, "Maybe it's a J!"

"..."

Lu Yu was a little shocked, he really didn't expect Gu Xiao to look so shy, and he could even make nasty jokes, "It's ok, little brother, I didn't expect you to be very humorous."

Gu Xiao smiled and said, "Who knows, maybe my online dating girlfriend is also a J."

Lu Yu's smile froze on his face for a second,

I was stunned in my heart: "It's quite witty, you can guess right. Your girlfriend is really a big J and a good young man, and she is on your bed!"

Just now, Lu Yu was sure that he hadn't exposed himself, but Gu Xiao's effort to say this was overturned again.

Whether it is exposed or not, seems to be worthy of repeated scrutiny and exploration.

Now that the talk has come to this point, Lu Yu is willing to go all out, why don't you probe his bottom: "Then if your online dating girlfriend is really a man, what will you do?"

Gu Xiao looked indifferent, "I don't mind."

Lu Yu's eyes lit up, and he was ready to ask more clearly in doubt: "Really? Are you a man and a woman?"

"As long as it's him."

This sounds like a primary school student swearing at someone.

I swear, mountains can crumble, seas can crash, my love for you will never fall!

It's too unconvincing.

But Lu Yu still couldn't help being a little excited: "Only dating online, is that why you insist on him?"

Gu Xiao stared at Lu Yu, and Lu Yu's eagerness to try was written all over his face.

Gu Xiao tightened his eyes and poured cold water on Lu Yu.

"No, it's just that your assumption is not valid. He is indeed a girl. I believe him."

……

Lu Yu was a little annoyed,

Ah!This capricious man, the primary school student changed his vows before it even came to fruition!

Just now I said that men and women don't mind, as long as it's him.

The time has changed in the blink of an eye. It seems that after Gu Xiao knows the truth, he may still blow his dog's head.

Lu Yu lost interest for a moment, and said a few random words before saying good night and going to bed.

The next day, Lu Yu stayed in bed and went out with Gu Xiao.

After breakfast, I went to the stadium early to wait.

Tang Xia squeezed Lu Yu's shoulders and beat his legs again.The dog legs were terrible, "Brother Lu, you must work hard, I will depend on you for the rest of my life."

Lu Yu was a little embarrassed, shrugged his shoulders and shook off Tang Xia's claws, and replied angrily: "Don't be ashamed, do you still want someone?"

Tang Xia understood, and Gu Xiao couldn't let Gu Xiao see that they were at the end of their talents and had nowhere to go.

If you are poor, you can only be poor yourself, and you have to support your appearance!

Tang Xia giggled and echoed Lu Yu, "Understood. Brother Lu, come on! Clear up your grievances in the last solo, let them look at you, I, Brother Lu, are still the most coquettish."

Seeing that Tang Xia had been surrounding Lu Yu, Bao Yan felt aggrieved: "Brother Xia, don't you cheer me up. Strictly speaking, I am your team member."

Tang Xia was stunned for a moment before he realized, and hurriedly ran over to give Bao Yan a shoulder squeeze, "Come on, Bread. You are still the most aggressive one in the game, but it's a pity that no one listens to you in SOLO, I've wronged you."

Bao Yan was encouraged, and instantly beamed with joy.

Tang Xia cheered up Lu Yu Gu Xiao who played solo, and went back silently, too nervous to watch.

Gu Xiao and Lu Yu still sit together, but today is different, Lu Yu can look after Gu Xiao openly.

Gu Xiao still looks good under strong light, he doesn't even have any obvious pores on his face, he is a well-deserved flamboyant.

Lu Yu let out a long sigh, what a pity.

The game officially begins.

Entering the quality square, Lu Yu quickly walked around everyone. Due to the game mechanism, except for the name that will be displayed in the system message of the knocked down opponent, the opponent's nickname will not be displayed.

So Lu Yu went around one by one and punched everyone who was dressed exactly like Gu Xiao.

At the beginning of the game, the route was from port N to city Z, and Lu Yu chose port G without hesitation.

Port G is rich in supplies and a lot of people, it is a paradise for quick head harvesting.

Of course, if the technology is too poor, it will be a hell of giving away the head!

Lu Yu jumped out of the container, landed a sprayer and easily took away a head, taking a blood.

"Saoshen is beautiful! The first player in the game gets the head, wait, what is Saoshen doing?" The commentator paused halfway through.

In the picture, Lu Yu quickly ran to the box of the person who was eliminated just now, and changed into his clothes.

! ! !The narrator was stunned, "He... is he going to take off other people's clothes?"

Not to mention that I have never seen a player who made a special trip to pick up people's clothes on the field, even one who licked supplies and picked up clothes.

However, at the beginning of the game, Lu Yu knew that the other party had nothing, but he was still in a place like Port G, picking up people's clothes to wear! ! !

"Ha! Haha... I really can't understand the operation of Sao Shen."

"Really?" Another narrator answered, "Isn't it usually a quick transfer when the position is exposed in Port G? What's more, it's still without any defensive equipment in the early stage."

"I really want to pass a microphone to God Sao and ask him what he thought at that time."

"I know this. I can answer for him without asking him. The other side is well dressed."

"I really want to ask about the psychological shadow area of ​​​​mosquitoes. What does it feel like to have your underwear ripped off just after landing, not to mention the first blood?"

"Hahaha, maybe in the next few rounds, the mosquitoes will detour when they see Sao Shen."

"Why?" another narrator asked knowingly.

"Of course I'm afraid of being ripped off by God of Sao, hahahaha..."

The fans outside the arena were already laughing like crazy, and the three commentators changed their tunes to tease Lu Yu's operation, but Lu Yu himself didn't know it at all.

There's only one reason why he took the risk of picking people's clothes,

This person is dressed exactly like Gu Xiao!

After stripping the clothes, Lu Yu quickly ran away, searched for supplies, and even picked up the M24. The moment he got the M24, Lu Yu thought of Gu Xiao.

I don't know what it's like to shoot Gu Xiao's heart with an M24?

Lu Yu hooked the corner of his mouth, picked up 30 bullets and loaded them, and started the devil's harvest mode.

From the perspective of God's vision, there were 16 people who jumped into G port, and Lu Yu was invincible with three shots, and 8 heads were collected.

The circle of poison is refreshed, the circle of destiny is at the opposite corner, and entering the circle and crossing the bridge is the only way to go. Lu Yu has already become very rich after taking eight heads.

He drank a can of drink and retreated quickly, but did not stay on the bridge.

"Where is Sao Shen going? He should be able to count as a talent in Port G, right?"

"Perhaps, Sao God doesn't like one or two heads anymore? He is eager to enter the circle to harvest more? After all, where there are group fights, Sao God likes to go there to persuade fights."

"It's not impossible, but I'm worried about Sao Shen's little bouncing car."

Lu Yu drove all the way to the circle, the director cut the screen, and the commentator was still explaining the battle situation endlessly.

On the way into the circle, Lu Yu chose a hilltop, found a small mound to hide, took out the M24 and held it in his hand, guarding the position of G Port.

The motorcycle of the first person to come out,

Beautiful, moving target!

Lu Yu stared at his position, and quickly calculated the distance and his speed in his mind.

boom!

System message: [Crazy used M24 to eliminate Haug] "..." Lu Yu froze for a moment, smiled and closed his gun.

He would also like to blow on the muzzle if he could.

TMG's new captain!

It would not be entirely true to say that Lu Yu didn't care about Tan Pei at all.

After all, there is an ex and an incumbent.

More or less, there are still some unexplainable discomforts.

The author has something to say:

small theater:

Tang Xia, Gu Xiao, and Lu Yu fight against the landlord.

Xia Tang: Yes, A.

Gu Xiao, Lu Yu: Exactly.

Tang Xia: A J.

Gu Xiao: Yes.

Lu Yu: Four 2s, blow up your idiot.

Tang Xia and Gu Xiao: "..."

Lu Yu: A J.

Tang Xia: I don't want it, get out!

Gu Xiao: A Q, just to press you.

Lu Yu: "...!"

Tang Xia: "...MMP! Can this landlord still fight?"

(/smirk) Can the little angel understand?

hhhhhhhhh hiccup...