The Opening of the Red Chamber

Chapter 024

When having dinner in the evening, Lin Fan took her "God Hammer" and various props to deal with the scene, as well as the standard accompanying staff of the official lady, and walked slowly all the way to Jiamu's room to say hello.

When I came here, I saw that the Sanchun sisters were all here.Sister Feng was telling jokes to make Jia Mu happy. Mrs. Wang and Mrs. Xing also sat on the pear rattan heartwood chair under Jia Mu and talked with them.The maids and women stood behind the masters, crowding the ground.

Seeing Lin Fan coming, everyone laughed at her.Thinking about today's meeting ceremony, it seems that everyone is very satisfied.Nanny Lu and Nanny Jiang are particularly experienced in this matter, after all, they are the female officials in charge in front of the sage, and they selected and matched them, which is really good.You must learn this well in the future. Although she, Lin Fan, hates these red tapes, the social atmosphere is like this. Before you have enough power to change, you should get used to it.

Lin Fan stepped forward and saluted the elders who were pressing on her one by one. After the salute, Mother Jia spoke.

"Girl Lin, come and sit next to me." Mother Jia beckoned her to go over as she spoke.

When Lin Fan stepped into Jia Mu's room, he quickly glanced around. Of course, there was a gaze in it, which made it difficult for Lin Fan to ignore it.The owner of that gaze is precisely Jia Baoyu, the phoenix egg sitting beside Jia Mu.When Lin Fan came, he stared straight at Lin Fan.He kept tugging at Jiamu's sleeves, as if urging Jiamu.Such small actions were naturally noticed by Lin Fan.

With the phoenix egg present, how could Lin Fan sit there, not to mention the presence of the phoenix egg, which has a high stealth combat power value, Mrs. Wang.Mrs. Wang didn't want Lin Fan to approach her son, so of course Lin Fan wouldn't commit such a foolishness.

So, Lin Fan smiled and shook his head and refused, "Grandmother, I'll just sit next to sister Xichun." After saying that, he walked towards the vacant seat beside Xichun, and handed it to Madam Hao who came with her Mammy gave a signal look.

God teammate Hao Momo immediately stepped forward and said: "Old Madam, men and women have different seats at the age of seven. Although it is said that the girl and the son are cousins, they are not real sisters. It is better to avoid suspicion." Hao Momo's face was serious and serious. His facial expression, his tone of voice and his own momentum.The atmosphere at the scene froze immediately.

Lin Fan had already taken a seat beside Xichun at the moment, and she said to the froze atmosphere: Emma, ​​I like this kind of tone of pouring cold water more and more, what should I do? !

Of course, Mammy Hao is a good teammate, who can pour cold water and ignite a fire.

"Yunxia, ​​bring me the meeting gift for my cousin." Lin Fan hurriedly said that teammates need to cooperate.

After finishing the order, Lin Fan stepped forward to salute the cousin. As she deserved, she naturally had to go to her seat.Taking advantage of the ceremony, she also carefully sized Jia Baoyu, the phoenix egg, without any trace.

In the original novel, Phoenix Danzi appeared all red, but the one in front of her is not.I don't know if Mother Jia reminded him, or because of the effect of the twelve golden monkeys sent to Mrs. Wang this morning, this brat's clothes are plain.I saw him wearing an ivory white satin gown with arrow sleeves embroidered with ice bamboo patterns, a green long tasseled palace sash around his waist, and a dark gray round neck double-breasted gown with orchid patterns.The only hair on the head is a simple and clean white jade crown, and there is nothing to cover the eyebrows. Even the boots on the soles of the feet are black boots.The person looks very good, exactly as described in the original book: the face is like the moon in the Mid-Autumn Festival, the color is like the flowers of spring dawn, the temples are cut like knives, the eyebrows are like ink paintings, the nose is like hanging gallbladder, and the eyes are like autumn waves. That is to say, to be affectionate.

But for Lin Fan, in the past few months, after facing the face of the seventh prince Shui Hui, the royal member who has been genetically optimized by all the beauties in the world, he said, "This person is eye-catching, and the score is XX." 'This rating system has virtually refreshed the upper limit.

Judging from Lin Fan's current perspective, if the seventh prince Shui Junhui can score 85 points, Jia Baoyu will be capped at 60 points.

Jia Baoyu is now seven years old, and after all, he is still a bunch of big-bodied children, who can't see anything at all, at most, he is just a playful brat.But the Seventh Prince is already a teenager.And there are some signs of it. I want to come here for more than ten years, and when I reach my thirties, I will definitely be very charming.

After thinking about it for a while, Lin Fan suppressed the idea of ​​crooked building.

At this time, Yun Xia and Jing Yu walked over holding a small black lacquered box filled with gold, and under the gaze of everyone, Lin Fan slowly said: "This is a set of Four Books and Five Classics that I gave to my cousin. Because the move was delayed yesterday, I personally delivered it today, and my cousin, please don't be overwhelmed." Lin Fan's voice did not contain any emotion, and neither anger nor joy could be heard.

But when everyone present heard the gift, they all had strange expressions.

Of course Lin Fan knew why, Jia Baoyu, the phoenix egg, didn't hate studying the most.She gave this book, and from a normal person's point of view, it was a very heavy gift.But with Jia Baoyu, what she wanted was for Jia Baoyu to turn her face on the spot, so that she wouldn't have to worry about what Mrs. Wang would do next.Her son hated Lin Fan, so he wouldn't bother her, and wouldn't let Mrs. Wang, a mother, secretly think of something to dig a hole for Lin Fan.

Unfortunately, Lin Fan's idea did not come true.

Jia Baoyu jumped up from Jia Mu's side, walked quickly to Lin Fan, saluted, and said, "Thank you, sister." After a slight delay, he suddenly went crazy and said to Lin Fan, "Sister, I I've seen you before."

Damn!Changed the lines and the meaning remained the same.

You bastard, how did you see me.The villain in Lin Fan's heart has turned black.

But Lin Fan didn't have the same knowledge as Jia Baoyu, a kid who was only eight years old.I just thought, it's a good thing to say this at home, if you say it outside, such frivolous words will definitely make people beat them up, okay? !

The atmosphere, which had been a little relaxed just now, immediately cooled down again.

Lin Fan said with a smile: "Cousin, we are cousins. As the saying goes, a nephew is more like an uncle, and so is a niece. So cousin, you think you have seen me before, it is because I look like my mother, so it is inevitable. There are shadows of some uncles, and that's normal." It's disgusting to disgust you, it doesn't matter if you blackmail yourself.Let's see if you can still say those rude things while staring at a person who said he looked like your father's face.

Sure enough, this trick worked very well.

The people who froze thought that the court lady next to Lin Fan would definitely come out to scold them harshly or that Lin Fan would leave a festival to them from Jia's house, but they didn't expect that Lin Fa would resolve it so easily.He also mentioned a person who made Jia Baoyu afraid to the core. For a moment, everyone breathed a sigh of relief.Even the two nuns standing beside Lin Fan showed admiring eyes.

Jia Baoyu was so choked by Lin Fan that he wanted to continue asking for his name, but he had to stop.Unexpectedly, this guy's topic changed quickly, and he jumped directly to the next topic: "Sister, do you have any jade?" Meowed, and came again.

The villain in Lin Fan's heart was already looking up at the sky with his hips on his hips and laughing loudly: Come here, brat, let's have a private chat.

Immediately, Lin Fan shook his head little by little.

Seeing Lin Fan nodding and shaking his head, Jia Baoyu was pleasantly surprised and puzzled, "Sister, what does this nod and shake his head mean?" All the sisters present were even more puzzled.

Lin Fan turned to Yun Wei, the big maid who was behind her, and said, "Go and bring up the box." Yun Wei got the order, turned around and left immediately.In an instant, he walked over holding a small box of red sandalwood carved with EMI Ruyi pattern and inlaid with rubies.

A while ago, the Gaia base gave her the task of refining quartz stone, and in the waste residue of this task, I met chalcedony and jade mines.These wastes that should have been buried on the spot were brought to the warehouse by Lin Fan.When he was staying at the Prince's Mansion, he obtained another piece of fine jade and sent it to be carved into various small animals.The patterns of small animals were drawn by her based on the Q version of the twelve zodiac patterns of later generations. Even on the desk of the Seventh Prince, there are two fat, cute and cute pigs lying on their stomachs.

Under Lin Fan's gaze, Yunwei opened the wooden box, and the box was filled to the brim with jade dolls.

Everyone watched and couldn't help laughing again.

Lin Fan then said: "I also like to play with jade, and I brought a lot of them this time. My cousin also likes these jade dolls? If you don't dislike them, just pick a few and play with them." After a pause, he said , "I don't have that piece of jade from my cousin, how could I have such a rare thing?"

This sentence was incredible, successfully made Jia Baoyu go crazy and convulsed, and suddenly tore the jade from the necklace around his neck, and threw it to the ground, crying and cursing: " What a rare thing! People don’t know how to be superior and inferior, and they even say that they are not effective! I don’t want such trouble!”

Very good, all of a sudden, except for Lin Fan and her entourage, everyone was shocked.

Anxious, startled, and distressed, Mother Jia hurriedly ordered everyone to find Yu quickly, and got up to comfort Baoyu herself, and Mrs. Wang's staring eyes became more and more ferocious!Accompanied by this ferocious gaze, there is also Mrs. Xing's joyful eyes watching the excitement.

As if nothing had happened, Lin Fan walked up to Jia Baoyu when everyone was busy, and asked very solemnly: "Cousin, do you really don't want this jade? I can help you make it into powder, and from then on, you can follow the wind." fade away."

At this point, even Jia Mu, Mrs. Wang, Sister Feng and others, including Jia Baoyu, were stunned.

"Girl Lin, you are talking too much!" Jiamu, who was in a hurry and angry, was suddenly amused by Lin Fan.

Sister Feng on the side also came to joke and said: "Sister Lin, brother Bao's jade is really not ordinary jade, it can't be broken!"

Jia Baoyu wiped away his tears and choked up his breath and said, "Sister Lin, that jade is very weird. I have messed with it when I was a child, and it can't be broken no matter what! It's so strange, it's really a piece of cake!"

"Baoyu, don't talk nonsense!" Mrs. Wang couldn't stand it anymore.

Just at this time, Hu Amber, Jia Mu's maid, found the jade pendant that Jia Baoyu had just thrown away, and handed it over to Jia Mu.But Jia Baoyu snatched it from Jiamu's hand, stuffed it abruptly into Lin Fan's hand, and said angrily and seriously: "Sister Lin, try it! I never lie, this Jade is hard!"

Lin Fan held the cold jade in his palm, and suddenly felt that he was about to lose control of his expression!

Forgive her, she is really good at chicken jelly!This thing can be killed immediately, and the work points she spent can be made worthwhile, and the legendary sky-replenishing stone can be turned into powder, and Jia Baoyu can be cured immediately. Convulsion sick!

"Good sister, take a look, this jade is really different." Looking at Lin Fan's straight eyes, Jia Baoyu suddenly became a little embarrassed again.

Lin Fan noticed the change in this brat, and said lightly: "Then I really tried it?" As he spoke, he grabbed the 'God Hammer' given by Rhea from the double-breasted plain cloth jacket on the outer cover, and pinched it with his index finger and thumb. Hold the hammer that is the length of your thumb.

Everyone looked at what Lin Fan had touched, and all of them, led by Sister Feng, couldn't help laughing.

Lin Fan ignored it, took the psychic gem that the bear child Jia Baoyu gave him, walked quickly to the coffee table, put the psychic gem on the coffee table, and said to Jia Baoyu, "I'm really going to smash it!" , Cousin, if this jade really turns into powder, don’t blame me!”

When everyone heard this, they couldn't breathe with laughter.

Looking at the delicate 'hammer' in Lin Fan's hand, which is no different from a toy, he laughed so hard that he burst into tears.

Jia Mu smiled and finally came over and said: "Girl Lin, if you really turned this jade into powder, I will say that you are capable!" Then, she took a handkerchief and hurriedly wiped her tears from laughter.

As for Sister Feng, she had already pulled the Sanchun sisters to laugh and collapsed on the chair. Looking at Lin Fan's extremely serious and serious face, she felt even more comical.

Mrs. Wang's complexion was very gray and funny, she looked at Lin Fan slantingly, and said in a tone of disdain and contempt for a bumpkin: "Miss Lin doesn't know the origin of this jade, and she has limited knowledge, which is normal. "The one who turned around was mean to her.Hi!I also took away twelve golden monkeys from others this morning!This man did it!

Of course, Lin Fan didn't have the same knowledge as her, but solemnly emphasized again: "Then I smashed it?!"

Everyone laughed until their stomachs hurt, and said in unison: "You smash! You smash!"

Hearing these words, Lin Fan raised the corners of his lips in satisfaction, and his brows and eyes curved into an instant smile.At the same time, the 'God Hammer' in that hand unceremoniously exerted all its strength, and knocked towards the piece of psychic jade.

next moment.

In the spotlight.

A 'click' sound broke all the hustle and bustle!

There was no sound in the whole room, and all eyes were focused on the jade residue that was completely turned into powder.

Lin Fan smiled with satisfaction at this moment: "Cousin, you don't have to worry about this thing anymore! Look, I really smashed you into powder!" Put it on the jade dross, making sure that all the dregs are turned into fine powder so that they can be scattered by the wind.

After her words fell, the only silence in the room was the sound of breathing!

Immediately afterwards, the whole room screamed.

Lin Fan didn't care about the screams in the room, but said loudly with confidence: "What! It's actually a bluff, cousin, is your jade a fake?" He poured out the bad water that had been in his stomach for a long time, "Oh! I remembered, when I lived in Qiye's place before, Qiye told me that the jade of your cousin was a gimmick , I want to attract people's attention. It has the taste of sensationalism! At that time, Qiye also said that it might be used by the women in the back house or the means of competing for favor between the houses!" While talking, he deliberately surprised "By the way, I still remember Seventh Master once half-jokingly telling me that the sage seemed to have mentioned before that this piece of jade from my cousin can compare to their imperial imperial jade seal! "

As soon as these words came out, it was more terrifying than Lin Fan's smashing of jade just now!

The whole room was silent again, and the temperature plummeted.