[Comprehensive] Abandoned Prince Survival Story

"Father, what are you doing looking at Su Er like this?" Fu Su tilted his head, clenched his fleshy little hands into fists, and placed them next to his cheeks, his big black eyes flickered, and said in a soft voice : "Do you think Su'er is very good-looking and cute? Hehe... Su'er is the cutest baby in the entire Xianyang Palace, no, in the whole world."

As Fusu said, he proudly held out his eight-month pregnant belly, don't think it's big, it's full of energy, positive energy.

hehe!Bear boy, you think too much!The widows are just watching, whether it is the incarnation of the black bear spirit or the reincarnation of the wild boar demon, you are so thick-skinned.

Ying Zheng took a deep breath, resisted the urge to beat up the bear, and said through gritted teeth, "Why does Su Er think this is not the language of Qin?"

"Because Su'er already knows almost all the commonly used characters of the Qin State, but this is the first time Su'er has seen these characters, and... Su'er thinks that these characters...um...the temperament is also similar to that of Qin's characters. The temperament is different." Fusu stroked his chin, and said with a serious expression: "Qin's writing is more like the style of Qin people, one character is one character, there will not be too many changes, and it looks more regular; As for this character, it looks more elegant and free-spirited. Some characters have the same sound and look like the same character, but some strokes of the characters have increased or decreased... At first Su Er didn’t quite understand it, thinking it was the same character. Father, you made a mistake, and Su Er realized later that the increase and decrease of these strokes should be used to represent the change of time."

After Fusu finished speaking, he raised his head and looked at Ying Zheng, as if waiting for him to reply.

Yingzheng looked back at Fusu, and words like "The brat is so smart" and "The widow has such a smart son" were swiping in his mind over and over again.

It took a long time for Ying Zheng to recover from the urging of Fu Su's voice, "Father, you speak".

"What's so great about literacy, do you know the meaning of the words in this book?" Ying Zheng picked up a roll of bamboo slips and placed it in front of Fusu.

"This... this..." Fu Su casually picked it up and rolled his eyes. On the bamboo slips was written a poem from "The Book of Songs·Guofeng·Weifeng", "Three hundred poems? This... Su Er Not particularly…”

Those who are not native speakers of Chinese but who have learned Chinese before should know that learning Chinese is actually not too difficult. If you only need to do simple conversations, such as "Have you eaten?", many foreigners will say it very awkwardly.

The difficulty of Chinese is that there are a large number of idioms mixed in Chinese, and each idiom has one or several allusions behind it, which makes people want to go crazy.

Blue Stars whose mother tongue is not Chinese are all so painful to learn, let alone Fusu who is not a Blue Star.

Although there were not so many idioms in the second century BC, the language of the second century BC was also very difficult.

For example, what does "rogue" mean?Rogue?Why write a poem to hooligans?Didn't you say that Wei Guo is a gentleman?

Ying Zheng was neither surprised nor disappointed by Fusu's answer.

Having a photographic memory and being able to memorize it backwards can be said to be talented and intelligent, but if you can understand the meaning of the words written in the book without teaching, then you will be really monstrous.

"No, it's okay, tell me what you can understand, and let my father listen... If it's not right, my father will teach you again." Ying Zheng comforted.

"In that case... Su Er just said it..." Seeing Ying Zheng's encouraging eyes, Fu Su boldly said: "Su Er thinks this poem is discussing why there are more men who are gay in reality. But the rotten house culture is so prevalent among women?"

"Ah?"What are you talking about?Son smash you sober!What are you talking about, father and king can't understand a word.

After all, Yingzheng is a generation of emperors. Although his heart is already anxious, he can't wait to grab the brat's clothes, shake his body and shout, "Say it! Tell me clearly! What you said is true!" What is it? Why can the father understand every word, but even together, the father has no idea what you are talking about?" He was still very calm, just waved his sleeves, indifferently He said, "Why?"

"Father, look... this poem is called "Rogue", which means that it is a poem about hooligans..." I heard that the Lanxing people's rituals and music are broken, and they are very open. They are on the main road in broad daylight You can have sex, and the monarch also regularly holds an open meeting every year to let the citizens come together, but I didn't expect that playing hooligans can also be written into poetry. This is simply corrupting the pure morality of the society.

"Father, look at this sentence again... you can talk about the procrastination of a scholar, but you can't say that it is a prostitution of a woman... a scholar is a man, a man; it is what it is, and it is a bluff. Okay; it’s meaningless; it can still be said, it can be translated into and can be said, and together it means that if a man loves Ji Ai and Long Yang, he can still say it.”

"Then based on the previous sentence, we can speculate that the interpretation of the next sentence is... If a woman likes to be gay, she can't say it... What can I do if I can't say it? We can write it!"

"That's why all the writers of tanbi articles are female authors, and there are very few male authors... because if a man loves the same sex, he will say it directly... If he says it, he is out of the closet... Now that he is out of the closet, he should directly Just make an appointment, why waste time writing essays? You must know that the spring night is short..."

Looking at a three-year-old child with a round face, round hands, and round belly, like a little meatball, with a serious and heartbroken expression, he tells you that you only have one life, so don’t be afraid of gossip and gossip. Just do it, come up with it when you think about it, when you are vigorously grasping your youth, Ying Zheng's first reaction is that the widow's son is so cute, this kind of child pretending to be an adult is the cutest and most... Wait a minute, what do you mean by this bear kid? ?Also, speak as you speak, and watch what your father is doing?

Although Yingzheng couldn't understand most of the words in Fusu dialect, he still understood "Longyang's goodness". It's the male favorite of King Wei...the one on the bed... who is good at wielding swords, and often travels to other countries, Beauty seduces courtiers from other countries.

Silently, I made up the scene where I pressed a man on the bed. Currently, I am the father of three boys and four girls, seven children, and has three wives, nine concubines, 27 concubines, and 81 imperial wives in the harem. Ying Zheng said that it was so disgusting that he wanted to vomit.

Sure enough, a beauty with big breasts, buttocks and thin waist is more in line with the appetite of the widow.

Wait a minute, a widow is not as good as Long Yang, and Fusu usually has no contact with outsiders, so now comes the question... Who taught him such filthy things?

Ying Zheng swore that if he was allowed to find this person, he would have to skin him to vent his anger.

Fusu is the eldest son of Great Qin, the current number one heir of the Great Qin Kingdom, if he was taught to be fascinated by men at a young age, not to mention his temperament and bad health, wouldn't it be bad if he had no children?

Thinking of this, Ying Zheng became even more angry. He wanted to get angry and ask Fu Su who this person was.

But looking at Fusu who looked confused and didn't know where he was wrong, Ying Zheng decided to investigate the matter secretly.

"Fusu, this poem is not interpreted in this way." Ying Zheng stroked Fusu's soft hair and explained gently.

Fusu was imprisoned in Yongcheng by Zhao Ji when he was a child, so he never shaved his head like other children. Later, Yingzheng won a big victory and Fusu returned to Xianyang Palace. Yingzheng wanted Fusu to shave his head like other children, but Fusu did not. Said that "the head can be broken, the blood can flow, and the hairstyle can't be messed up", and he would never shave his head like a watermelon taro.

If you don't shave, don't shave, and it didn't take a day or two for Ying Zheng to indulge Fusu.

There are two small round bags tied on Yuanyuan's head, which looks so cute and cute, which makes Ying Zheng's patience improve a lot.

"Then how do you explain this poem by the father?" Fusu Xingxing looked at Yingzheng and asked.

Isn't this baby right?How could this baby get it wrong?This baby will not make mistakes. If there are mistakes, it must be that you blue star people with fish lips are too low-level to understand the profound meaning of my big Jinjiang star.

Forget it... For the sake of you being so backward, this baby will bear with you.

"This poem, it means something like this..."

Ying Zheng half leaned on the couch, with his innocent and lovely son sitting in his arms, holding a roll of bamboo slips in his hand to explain the meaning to Fusu, his son's soft and tender screams could be heard from time to time.

"Wow! Father knows so much!"

"So that's how it's explained here? Su Er doesn't even know!"

"Su'er is so stupid, even one ten-thousandth of his father's intelligence can't keep up."

Ying Zheng was very happy.

Not long after personally enlightening Fusu, Ying Zheng appointed several doctors in the doctoral palace, and asked these doctors to give lectures for Fusu respectively.

According to the rules of the Qin Palace, except for the crown prince, all princes' civil and military enlightenment should be carried out in the prince's academy to which Prince Fu belongs. Only the crown prince will have a special teacher who is responsible for teaching him the way of civil and martial arts.

Yingzheng was young. Although he had heirs, there were only three young princes in the palace. The oldest was only three years old, and he was not yet in the grade for elementary school. Therefore, the prince Fu at this time was almost a idle job, and the Prince Academy had not had a job in 800 years. Opened.

Thinking of this, Ying Zheng said in a speech that Fusu is still a child, so no one is worried about such a small child going to school alone, how dangerous it is, what if he is abducted?Let's go to the Prince's Academy together when the younger brothers grow up and can accompany him to school.

Now, teachers, please work harder, send me a thousand miles, and teach at your own door.

Ying Zheng originally thought that after he finished speaking, he would definitely be talked about by those scholars in the Doctoral Academy, especially those Confucian scholars who like to say "you can't be a square without rules", but what he didn't expect was that after he finished speaking, the scene There was a silence, because... no one raised any objections.

The poor widow has prepared so many speeches.

Ying Zheng, who had already been branded as "the number one tsundere papa in the Great Qin Dynasty" by the scholars of the Doctoral Academy, thought with some regret.