[Comprehensive] Abandoned Prince Survival Story

When hearing that Mao Jiao begged to see him, Fusu was actually quite unhappy.

Because everyone was praising him at the time, praising him for being cute and cute. The one who praised his appearance was a lucky person, and the one who retorted that the king’s son is of course a lucky person, while Fusu was elated and seemed calm. Following behind Ying Zheng, he watched his boss's father tell everyone with the expression of "a widow's son, of course he looks like a widow", "Su'er is still young, everyone praises him so much."

Then Fusu showed a dignified and generous but slightly childish smile at the right time, which attracted everyone to smile in good faith to please Yingzheng, Xiu's son.

The mother said that there have been a lot of things in the previous court recently, and the boss's father is in a bad mood. Let yourself be nice, and it is best to coax him more and make him happier.

Really, this baby came to Blue Star to observe the Blue Star people up close, and by the way, let the blue star people with fishy lips work for the baby, not to be a father, but to like to be a father, and to serve the giant baby.

Fusu rubbed his forehead, remembering what his mother said recently.

My mother said that the ministers in the court have been arguing all day long to take Zhao Ji back to Xianyang Palace from Yongcheng, saying that it violates filial piety and damages the image of Qin State. After several quarrels between the monarch and his subjects, the boss father killed 27 ministers in one go.

Fusu has never heard of this guy called "Mao Jiao", and he doesn't seem to be a well-known minister in the court. This kind of person... According to the recent trend of painting style, he should be another one to persuade him.

If possible, Fusu would really like to tell Ying Zheng not to summon this guy by rolling around and showing off his cuteness. After all, there have been so many things recently, it is rare to see Zi Ai's boss father so happy.

But no.

If Ying Zheng really ignores this guy, maybe this guy will lie at the gate of Xianyang Palace, holding a bowl in his left hand and chopsticks in his right, and start singing, "Qin Zheng, you have the ability to hold a banquet, and you have the ability to come out! Hide inside and don't open the door, I know you are at home."

Sure enough, as Fusu guessed, this man named "Mao Jiao" was indeed here to scold his boss's father, saying that there are 28 stars in the sky, and he is a gentleman if he is born on the earth; now there are 27 dead, and there is only one person missing. , he is not afraid of death, so he voluntarily made up the number of 28.

In the sky... there are 28 stars born on the earth?Why doesn't this baby know about this setting?Didn't it mean that a parallel blue star can only send one observer?Jinjiang stars except this baby... No!He was talking about the 28 constellations, not the Jinjiang stars, but... how is it possible?

Fusu was about to scream. With the science and technology of the people of Jinjiang Star, they have not detected any corner of the planet within the 500 million light-year radius of the Virgo super-large galaxy cluster. How could they miss this kind of technology that is powerful enough to come Blue Star is a planet of highly intelligent creatures.

This is impossible!This is simply insulting our Jinjiang star scientists!

If the creatures on the really intelligent planet can escape the eyes of Jinjiang star scientists, then their own technology should be very high, at least higher than Jinjiang star.

28... all of them are more technologically advanced than Jinjiang Star... and they all come to Blue Star... this is the rhythm of Star Wars every minute.

Thinking of this, Fusu immediately went to the forum to tell his friends about his new discovery.

After posting the post, Fu Su took the time to glance at her boss's father.

Looking at it this way, it's incredible.

Yaoshou, the boss' father is actually foaming at the mouth because of Mao Jiao's anger!

"Father, are you alright?" Fu Su jumped up, jumped to Ying Zheng's side, helped him to sit on the steps slowly, and then jumped to Mao Jiao's side in twos and twos, angrily hitting him Pushing, shouting loudly: "Bad guy, why are you bullying Su Er's father?"

Hearing a "bang", all the ministers in the hall, Zhao Wang and Qi Wang all saw a very incredible scene, and Mao Jiao flew out.

He was pushed away by Fusu's palm!

Pushed out by a fat two-year-old kid!

hehe!Even if this little chubby boy is a little fatter, he is only two years old this year. How could he easily slap a grown man out with a single palm? A mouthful of blood.

Porcelain!This is forced to touch porcelain!

All of a sudden, everyone looked at Mao Jiao with contempt, especially Ying Zheng.

The widow is still here, you dare to touch the son of the widow, if the widow is not here, wouldn't you want to kill the widow's Su'er.

"Come here! Let's cook this person with a cauldron for today's feast." Ying Zheng roared, pointing at Mao Jiao who was lying on the ground and kept vomiting blood.

Everyone knows the purpose of the tripod. It was used by people for sacrifices in the early days, and later it became a symbol of national power and strength.

But it was used by nobles to cook meat from the beginning. Although there are few people who cook live, it is not impossible. This is called "cooking punishment".Later, during the battle between Chu and Han, Xiang Yu said that he would cook his father if he wanted Liu Bang not to surrender, but Liu Bang said, "Share me a piece of meat soup".

Although Fusu didn't know the relationship between Xiang Yu and Liu Bang, he knew that the meat soup was delicious and full of animal protein. The only problem was that it had a high requirement for heat.

Therefore, Fusu happily said that he would light the fire to ensure that the cooked meat soup was delicious and nutritious.

Well, people can't eat it, but it's good to let the baby smell the broth.

You can't smell the broth, so it's fun to play with the fire.

Mao Jiao, who was stripped naked by Qin Jun and brushed until his skin turned red because of Fusu's obsession with cleanliness, was thrown into a cauldron filled with water, looking at a pile of firewood underneath, with a face full of excitement The little fat man finally couldn't help but yelled, "My lord, I have another word."

Fusu, who was holding the flint and was about to light the fire, turned to look at Yingzheng, his chubby face was full of grievances.

Father, don't be wordy, do things neatly, do you know why monsters can't eat immortality?It's just because it's too abrasive, if you grab it and eat it, even if Goku becomes a Super Saiyan, he can't save a dead person.

Looking at his son's sad eyes, the good father Wang Yingzheng immediately misjudged the expression, thinking that his son was eager to play with fire, so he said: "If you want to play, keep playing, and be careful to burn yourself. As for you... you Speak up if you have something to say, and see if it's your sharp tongue or Fusu's skill in lighting fires."

At this time, the group of ministers and the two kings of Qi and Zhao have been respectfully invited out of the main hall by Ying Zheng. The people staying in the main hall, except for Mao Jiao, are all the palace servants and maids that Ying Zheng is used to.

Therefore, Ying Zheng didn't mind pampering Fusu a bit.

"Oh..." Fusu responded, and started adding firewood to the tripod with great interest.

Mao Jiao glanced at Fusu's unfamiliar and clumsy fire-making skills, guessing that he hadn't cooked it that fast, so he breathed a sigh of relief, and then quickly said, "Your Majesty wants to take over the world?"

Why!Blue star people with fish lips, the blue star is round, how can there be any world?Uneducated die fast!

Fusu conveniently added two more matches into it.

"So..." Ying Zheng replied calmly to Mao Jiao, and then glanced at Fu Su.

What a stupid boy, he can't even start a fire, add less firewood, stuff so much firewood in it, the air will not circulate, it will only burn smaller and smaller.

"Today, people in the world respect Qin not because of Qin's power, but because the king is the hero of the world, and there are loyal ministers and martyrs gathered in the court. Today, the king has broken his false father, because he has a heartless heart; killing his two younger brothers, there is a heart. In the name of being unfriended; moving one's mother to Juiyang Palace is an act of unfilial piety; killing admonishers and laying their corpses in the palace is the rule of Jie and Zhou. How can such an unkind, unfriended and unfilial person win the world? Ministers are not afraid of death, ministers are afraid of death Afterwards, no one will persuade the king again... Qin's imperial career is about to be achieved, and now success or failure rests in the hands of the king alone."

Hearing Mao Jiao counting down on him, Ying Zheng felt an unknown fire in his heart, wishing he could replace Fu Su and light the fire himself.

However, as a king who is good at unifying the world and is good at forbearance, although Ying Zheng was unhappy, he still put on a smile and said: "What you said is that I have been taught. I will come to Yongcheng in person , to welcome the Empress Dowager back to the palace."

After all, Ying Zheng ordered someone to fish Mao Jiao out of the cauldron, and personally picked up the clothes and changed them.

Mao Jiao thanked him for his gratitude, and looked back towards Ding's direction with lingering fear, and saw Fusu who was still squatting by the fire, pulling out a few sticks of firewood with a blank expression, and then waved his big sleeve, who was almost burned by him. The extinguished fire seemed to be blown by a strong wind, and suddenly rose up.

That moment just now was really not an illusion!

Mao Jiao clutched his chest and coughed twice, he wanted to vomit blood again.

I heard that the eldest son is only two years old, why is he so strong?This is still a human... No, it should be said that the eldest son of the Great Qin Dynasty is really talented and not human.

Thinking of this, Mao Jiao's interest in Fusu increased greatly. When the enthusiastic Ying Zheng took him and Fusu to Yongcheng, Mao Jiao took a chance and saluted Fusu and said: " Thank you, eldest son, for your kindness."

Xie Fusu, because Fusu's subordinates were merciful, they obviously knew how to burn fire, but they didn't use a big fire at the beginning, otherwise Mao Jiao would have become boiled dried meat even if he persuaded King Qin.

"You're welcome. Scientists have said that you will get sick if you eat your own kind, so I don't eat people."

Fusu said with a blank face, and after finishing speaking, he turned and left in a hurry, leaving behind Mao Jiao who was scared to death because of this sentence.

Ha ha ha ha!Blue star with fish lips, if you make you angry with my boss father, I will scare you too!

So now comes the question, what is the area of ​​Mao Jiao's psychological shadow?

The author has something to say: I must apply seriously, Su Baobao really doesn’t eat people, he is scaring Maojiao, otherwise he would have cooked it long ago...

Although our baby has a low EQ, his IQ is still high

I recently got conjunctivitis in one eye, and I wore a watch on my eye, temporarily turning into a one-eyed dragon, seeing things out of balance, and I don’t have time to reply to book reviews for the time being.