A Certain Someone

That night, a certain drunk fell asleep contentedly.

The next morning, he woke up with a shock.

The time displayed on the screen of the mobile phone is 5:37, and there are still more than 30 minutes before the daily alarm clock rings. The air conditioner keeps running with low wind and humming.

Newton has three laws, and socialism has two basic and main contradictions. In his 16 years of life, there is only one thing he can't figure out——

Why do people drink alcohol?

He drank five cups last night, and he lost his face in this life.

Consider what he has done.The most terrible thing is to think about what he said to Jiang Tian. Is that what a person said?This should be done in normal times, even if you give him [-] mouths, he won't be able to say it.

He wanted to suffocate himself on the bed.As a result, after covering for 5 minutes, the phone suddenly vibrated.He fumbled with his hand half dead, and fished it out to see: the bank card credit notification, the person who transferred the money was his father.

I don't know what international time Sheng Mingyang lived, and he sent money to him early in the morning.

Sheng Wang switched to the WeChat interface to send a voice message to his father.As a result, as soon as I entered, I saw Jiang Tian on the top, and the chat time stayed after 11 o'clock last night, and the content of the chat was still the phrase "Then I'm in."

Sheng Wang's hands trembled, and he cut out again.

In the end, Sheng Mingyang sent a message first, and Sheng Wang clicked in directly from the notification bar.

His dad's message was a repost with a strong middle-aged flavor, saying that the weather has been erratic recently, young people are prone to various sub-health problems when they stay in the air-conditioned room for a long time, and it is a period when colds are common.

Sheng Wang sniffed, thinking that his father might have clairvoyance.

Now he has a cold and a hangover, his throat is almost cracked, and he is too guilty to speak, so he can only type honestly.

Canned: Dad, why did you send me money all of a sudden?

Health Encyclopedia: I hit it when I think of it.Woke up so early today?

Canning: work hard.

Health Encyclopedia: [thumbs up]

Health Encyclopedia: Then hurry to school and remember to eat breakfast.

Canned: Oh.

Sheng Wang closed WeChat and checked the time on his phone, it was 5:45.Comrade Sheng Mingyang provided him with new ideas. Although his face is gone, aren't his feet still there?Taking advantage of the early hours and no one getting up, why not just sneak away to school!

Just do what you said, Sheng Wang immediately jumped out of bed and rushed to the bathroom, took a shower and dried it with a silent hair dryer for a while. At 5:53, he grabbed his school uniform jacket and schoolbag and was about to leave.

His hands touched the doorknob, and he retreated to the bed with his mouth curled up. The plastic bag containing the medicine lay quietly beside the pillow.Sheng Wang scratched the hair in front of his forehead and felt worried for a while, but he still fished the plastic bag into his schoolbag.

It was delayed by 2 minutes every time, and Master Shengda suffered retribution——

As soon as he opened the bedroom door, he saw Jiang Tian coming out from the next door with his schoolbag.

I fuck.

Sheng Wang lost his mind, and immediately closed the door again.He squatted behind the door covering his face, feeling that life was unpredictable.

The most unpredictable thing was that just two seconds after he squatted down, there was a knock on the door.It would have been impossible for this to happen before yesterday. Jiang Tian would knock on his door only after taking the wrong medicine.

But today...anything is possible.

Look, isn't this coming——

Sheng Wang's phone vibrated, making his hair stand on end, and he clicked on a new WeChat message.

Jiang Tian:?

Sheng Wang rubbed his face until it deformed, collapsed silently for a moment, and typed honestly.

Canned: diarrhea.

Jiang Tian: ...

I don't know if the other party believes this nonsense, but Sheng Wang hopes that he will believe it.For the sake of realism, he tossed off his slippers, sneaked into the bathroom with bare feet, and pressed the flush button.

It wasn't until he heard footsteps going down the stairs that Sheng Wang dropped his schoolbag and sat on the edge of the bathtub.

He would like to spend the rest of his life here if he could, but he still has to go to school.

Sheng Wang was sitting by the bathtub until 6:15. Judging from his usual activity pattern, Jiang Tian should have finished his breakfast by this time, packed his schoolbag and was about to go out.

He lingered for a few more minutes, and finally he was fully prepared, and walked out of the bedroom calmly with his schoolbag on his shoulders.As soon as I went downstairs, I heard Jiang Ou ask: "Is there any medicine for diarrhea at home?"

Aunt Sun replied: "Let's think about it, there should be. I have prepared all the commonly used medicines, and I will look for them."

She came out of the kitchen and went to the storage room, and happened to meet Sheng Wang who was going downstairs.

"Xiaowang is down?" Aunt Sun said, "Oh, with your face, is your stomach still hurting?"

Her voice was loud enough to get the attention of the others in the room.

Sheng Wang subconsciously glanced at the sofa in the living room, and saw Jiang Tian stopped while straightening his schoolbag, and looked up at him.Sheng Wang was so watched that he almost fled back upstairs.

"Xiao Wang, let's have some porridge first, to cushion his stomach."

Jiang Ou poked his head out from the dining table and waved at him.She learned a lesson today, and she wore two anti-scalding gloves, which made her look even more gentle.Sheng Wang originally wanted to say that he was not too hungry, but thinking of the cup of honey water that was specially brewed last night, he hesitated for a moment and sat down at the dining table.

"...Thank you, Auntie." Sheng Wang said with a strained voice, a little stiffly.

Sheng Mingyang has been trying to get him to accept a new "mother" and a new "brother", but he can only call him for this at most.

Unexpectedly, Jiang Ou seemed very happy.

She put the porridge bowl in front of Sheng Wang, smiled and said in a low voice, "That's fine."

Sheng Wang was taken aback.

Jiang Ou said: "You and Xiaotian are classmates. You can just treat me as a classmate's mother or neighbor. It doesn't matter. Auntie is entrusted by your father to take you to eat when he is away and take care of you. If you think so , do you feel better?"

The sunlight in the early morning is very light, which can make people extremely soft.She still looked very similar to the deceased person, Sheng Wang didn't dare to look more, and scooped up the porridge with lowered eyes.

As long as you don't look at it... it really doesn't seem that hard to accept.

Sheng Wang drank a few sips sullenly, and let out a low "hmm".

Jiang Ou laughed again.

Woman, when you're in a good mood, you don't know what she can do—Sheng Wang was drinking porridge when he suddenly heard Jiang Ou rushing to the living room and saying, "Are you changing your shoes now?"

Sheng Wang knew who she was talking to, but he didn't want to look up, he just glanced over the rim of the bowl.

Jiang Tian stood in front of the entrance with his schoolbag in his hand, and seemed to be planning to leave.

Sheng Wangxin said it was good to go, so hurry up.

Unexpectedly, Jiang Ou said again: "Anyway, this is the point, why don't you wait for Xiaowang to join us?"

Before Sheng Wang could swallow a spoonful of porridge, it became solid on the spot.

Jiang Tian stopped for a moment, and after a moment of hesitation, he let go of the doorknob.He leaned against the cabinet in the entrance, took out his phone and started playing.Although there was no answer, this posture already explained everything - he actually waited.

Grass.

Sheng Wang choked and almost died from coughing.

At 6:40, Sheng Wang finally drank the last mouthful of porridge, and got into the car with Jiang Tian.

Uncle Chen was very excited when he successfully picked up two people for the first time. He started talking non-stop for about 5 minutes, and finally realized something was wrong.

The atmosphere in the back seat was very heavy, Master Sheng usually slumped on the seat in a paraplegic manner, no matter how comfortable he was, but today he was sitting upright and staring ahead.

Xiao Chen didn't know what to do, so he sat up a little more.

When the car was stuck near the school, Sheng Wang tapped his fingers on his knees to count the seconds. He never felt that the road to school was so long.

Jiang Tian was sitting next to him. Out of the corner of his eye, he could see that he was looking down at his phone with white earphones plugged into his ears.Looking at the color scheme of the interface, it should be an English newspaper.

It's amazing, he obviously hasn't become much warmer, but Sheng Wang can feel that his whole person is different.

During the traffic jam, he turned two more pages, and the English newspaper finally turned to the end.

The traffic finally started to move again, Xiao Chen turned the steering wheel, and the car turned into Fuzhong Road.The sun moved from the back to the right and shone in through the car window, enveloping Shengwang inside.

Jiang Tian beside him suddenly spoke at this moment and asked, "Are you sober?"

Sheng Wang let out a "hmm" and said, "I'm awake."

"Do you remember what happened last night?" Jiang Tian asked again.

"I've broken my drink." Sheng Wang said shyly.

It was quiet in the car for a while, no one said anything.Xiao Chen glanced at them from the rearview mirror, and Sheng Wang moved his gaze out of the window.

He squinted his eyes and licked his lower lip, suddenly feeling that the sun was too glaring and annoying.

After a few more seconds, he heard Jiang Tian throw out a sentence: "I knew it."

As soon as the words fell, Uncle Chen stepped on the brakes.They stopped outside the door, and Jiang Tian got out of the car without looking back, carrying his schoolbag.

Sheng Wang and Uncle Chen looked at each other in the car.

Xiao Chen said, "Why are you angry?"

Sheng Wang gave a dry laugh and said, "I provoked you."

In fact, he was mentally prepared. Jiang Tian would most likely not be happy when he said this.But when he really saw that the other party had frozen back, he suddenly felt a little regretful.

Face and Jiang Tian, ​​you have to lose one, right?

Reason told him to save face.

Sheng Wang walked into the Mingli Building through the shade of the plane tree, and he felt the strange atmosphere before entering the classroom.

There are still 7 minutes before 5 o'clock. Normally, Class A is still in the state of the vegetable market. It should be full of people and lively, but today it is surprisingly honest.

When he entered the door, he finally knew the reason——

Today's first two classes are English. Sister Jing is used to stepping into the classroom, but today she made an exception and moved ahead of schedule.She didn't stand on the podium, but stood in the aisle between the groups.Forty or so leather children didn't mess around with the water mats, and stayed in their seats obediently, but some were sitting and some were standing.

What is this?Stand up before class?

Sheng Wang slipped to his seat and looked around blankly.Jiang Tian would ignore him for the time being. He patted Gao Tianyang on the shoulder, leaned on the table and asked softly, "How long has Sister Jing been here?"

Gao Tianyang leaned his back against his desk and whispered, "It's been two or three minutes before you."

"Why are you here so early?"

"I don't know who filed a complaint against her, here comes the homework check."

Gao Tianyang said in a breathy voice: "I'm going to die, I didn't write English."

Sheng Wang: "..."

He was dying, and he didn't write anything.

He was suffocating, Yang Jing had already walked to their group, and started to look at each of them from the front row.She looked at it and said: "Some students have problems with their concepts. They think that they are in science classes, and they just need to excel in mathematics, physics and chemistry. Chinese and English are so-so, and they can get by. As long as they don't lag behind, it's fine. Grinded and super smooth."

A few people didn't hold back, puffed, and stopped immediately because of the scene.

"Have a face to smile?" Yang Jing said, "I trouble you to make it clear that you are not an ordinary science class, you are in Class A. The best teachers and best conditions of the whole grade are used on you, and in the end you get mixed up. Who is the disgusting score of Liuqiu? I know that everyone has their own strengths. Some people are really not good at English, which is understandable. I am not a Yaksha—don’t shake, what are you shaking? You usually see me and ghosts Same, when I don't know what you guys are thinking?"

"What I want is an attitude. You let me see your hard work, and I can praise you no matter what you do in the exam. But do you have it? There is a fart! Some people, I know that they have not done it without checking. , isn't it Gao Tianyang?"

Yang Jing finally walked up to Gao Tianyang, glanced at his paper, sneered, knocked on the table and said, "Be proactive, stand up."

"There are some students, I know they must have done it without checking-"

After Yang Jing said this, she walked to Shengwang's table and looked at it, and it was blank.

Yang Jing lowered her head: "..."

Sheng Wang raised his face: "..."

At that moment, the classroom atmosphere was no different from that of a cemetery.

The next second, Yang Jing said softly, "My face hurts, do you feel it?"

Sheng Wang dared not move.

Yang Jing flicked his blank paper and said, "Take this thing, take a pen, and stand outside the classroom for me."

Sheng Wang covered his face, took the paper and pen and went out obediently.

As soon as I left the classroom, I heard Yang Jing say inside: "Oh, I'm so angry, I'm too lazy to check, if you haven't written the paper, take the initiative, just like him, take the pen and let me go outside to write. Don't be fooled, It’s fine if you stand up on your own initiative, but if Lai stays in the classroom and let me find out, all your self-study this week will be mine.”

As soon as the words fell, there was a sound of chairs moving in the classroom, and black heads came out one after another, all of them came to accompany Sheng Wang.

He was counting who there were, when suddenly there was an uproar in the classroom, as if he was surprised by something.

People who were going out turned their heads one after another, Sheng Wang was also a little curious, and looked in through the window.Then he froze—

Because Jiang Tian also stood up unexpectedly, and came out at the end of the line with the paper in hand.

The uproar just now must have been for him.

Good things don't go out, bad things spread thousands of miles.

The first morning class has not yet started, and the whole grade knows that the two handsome grasses in Class A were thrown out of the classroom by the teacher.A row of ten or so people, one standing at one end, the other standing at the other end, have no intersection, and the relationship is very bad.