[Mythology] Two or three things that Nezha and the Third Prince Long must not say

"Boss Wang, aren't they ghosts? Why do they still die like people? And this inexplicable boss Wang's wife is just made to deceive people. I have never seen his wife before." Two Master said to Long San and Li Yue.

Long San narrowed his eyes, "Ghosts and humans in this world are on opposite sides. If we die, we will become ghosts. If ghosts die, can it be understood that they have become adults?"

Li Yue felt that Long San's idea seemed to make sense, "It's not impossible."

Long San rubbed his chin with his index finger again, and said to the two of them, "And I think, since Boss Wang's surname is Wang, would he have something to do with the king and Xiao Wang?"

The second master held Daji's dog paw and raised it up, "I think it's a bit far-fetched."

Long San leaned back on the chair behind him, scanned the Internet cafe, and finally stopped on the old lady, "Have you paid attention to that old lady recently?"

The second master shook his head, and Yang Jian, who was cutting the shroud stuck to his body with scissors, also shook his head.Daji saw that both of them shook their heads, and also pretended to shake the dog's head.

Li Yue suddenly remembered the figure that appeared on the curtain last night, and the pair of glasses that Long San had discovered. For a moment, he felt that the old lady's gaze had changed, both sinister and cunning.

Long San rested his forehead and sighed, "If you pay attention to her, you will find that her computer has never been turned on."

The second master stared in surprise, "Oh, yes, it seems to be such a thing, don't tell me I haven't discovered it yet."

Yang Jian was speechless at the side, "Well, it's not because of Daji, he, he bit the screen, I, I brought that, that old lady's, so she couldn't turn it on, turn it on."

Second Master: ...

"But that old lady is still very weird, because I picked up a fun thing."

While talking, Long San took out a mobile phone from his pocket, "I found this in Boss Wang's pocket."

The second master gave him a contemptuous look, "Oh, no one is spared the dead."

Long San ignored her, but unlocked the phone, opened the friend list, and pointed to a contact with the note "Mom" in it to show them three, "Does this profile picture look familiar?"

Li Yue took a closer look and came to a conclusion, "Isn't this the portrait of the leader of the group?"

The second master was also surprised, "Huh? Her nickname is Wang Po? The note is mother? So that old lady is actually Boss Wang's mother?"

Long San nodded, "That's right, so I suspect that the old lady is the king, and Boss Wang is Xiao Wang."

Li Yue frowned, "But, Boss Wang is dead."

Long San looked at Li Yue, "Don't you remember that group announcement? Life is death, and death is life."

"Then, will Boss Wang come back again, as a human being?" Yang Jian stared at Long San nervously and asked.

"I don't know about that." Long San took the phone back, put it in his pocket, then put his arm on Li Yue's shoulder carelessly, and waved to the second master and Yang Jian, "Okay, no The two of you have an affair, the group leader said that they will be buried at eleven o'clock in the evening, and all members will get it. It's only six o'clock, and it's still early. You two should go back to your respective homes and do your own things. Don't be in my little house. The counter is crowded and the air is stale.”

The second master rolled his eyes and left, and Yang Jian led Xiaotian and left silently.

Long San hugged Li Yue's arm tightly, and circled him in his arms again, "Come on, let me show you something good."

Li Yue: ...I always feel that it is not a good thing.

I saw that Long San opened the homepage called Wang Po, and found a few posts she posted. Among them was a photo of Long San and Li Yue crossing shoulders. Really!"

Li Yue blushed, and felt that his breath was hot for a moment, but the two of them were still so close, and their breaths were entangled, which made him unable to bear the heat in his body.

"I..." Li Yue struggled under Long San's arm, and the chair made a "creak" sound as it rubbed against the floor, which startled him.

Long San gently stroked his back, "What's the matter? Are you scared of yourself?"

Li Yue moved his Adam's apple, and said two words hoarsely, "No!"

Long San continued to slide down and found another news from Wang Po - I used to be a big grain producer, and the cuties all called me Mrs., and when I got old, they called me old lady, 嘤嘤!

Li Yue was speechless for a while, the old lady was actually a weirdo who could tell cold jokes.

Long San scrolled down again, only to find a photo of him and Li Yue embracing and sleeping on the bed.

Li Yue couldn't sit still for a while, and stood up from the chair suddenly, his cheeks were stained with a blush.

"This old lady actually secretly took pictures!"

But Long San had a happy smile on his face, "Well, she is not a serious old lady."

There was no sense of blame in Long San's tone. Li Yue felt that this dragon was too disappointing. He wanted to ask the old lady for an explanation angrily, but Long San suddenly stretched out his hand and pulled him. They all lost their center of gravity and fell backwards.

Out of the corner of his eye, Li Yue saw that stinky old lady was holding up a mobile phone at some point, facing this way, with her mouth opened into an O shape.

She is taking pictures!

When this thought flashed through Li Yue's mind, he wanted very strongly to break free from Long San's shackles, but in the end he couldn't break free, and fell directly into Long San's arms.

The shutter clicked, and the flash was turned on. Lying in Long San's arms, Li Yue caught a glimpse of the old lady showing her big white teeth, which were dentures, and smiled wickedly.

The mobile phone in Long San's pocket jingled, and he held Li Yue with one hand, and took out the mobile phone with the other hand to have a look. It turned out that the old lady sent out the photos she just took, with the copywriting: "Today is another knock Sugar day! Yay!"

From the corner of the eye, I accidentally caught a glimpse of Li Yue on the screen: ...yeah, sir.

Li Yue put his hands behind his back and was about to stand up. Long San held his waist and naturally he would not let go. Li Yue fell back again. He turned around and glared at Long San angrily, "You Don't stop me!"

Long San put another hand on Li Yue's shoulder, and pressed him into his arms, "Calm down, she's just an old lady."

"What is it just?" Li Yue now wants to knock out her dentures, "She has peeped at you and me more than once. Don't you find it scary to have such a person silently watching your every word and deed?"

"Besides, if she is the king, then she is very likely to be the key npc. We can go out after killing her, so don't stop me."

Long San quickly stretched out his hand to caress Li Yue's heaving chest, and said softly, "Don't worry, there are still some things we haven't got, just wait!"

Li Yue was surprised by Long Sanchu's calm attitude, "So you also guessed that she is the key npc, right? Then you still..."

Long San put a finger on Li Yue's lips, "The point now is not to guess who is the key npc, but I have already guessed the identity of the god."

Li Yue was even more surprised, "Who is it?"

Long San spit out two words slowly, "Meng Po."

Long San called Er Ye and Yang Jian over again, saying that there was a meeting.

The second master still held a handful of dog food in his hand, and Daji, like a little jumping frog, kept running towards the hand that was holding the dog food. The second master had to raise that hand, "You Eat slowly, who almost choked to death just now."

Daji looked like she didn't understand, and continued to cosplay the little jumping frog.

Long San took the dog leash and tied it to Daji on the gate, then grabbed a handful of dog food and sprinkled it perfunctorily at the gate, then turned his head and said to Er Ye, "Don't worry now, I sprinkled it very scatteredly, Can't choke him."

The second master silently rolled his eyes, this is not scattered, it is separated, several grains of dog food jumped directly to the bottom of the steps, and the length of the dog leash is not long enough for Daji to stretch his head over.

Then, Long San announced the official start of the meeting.

After Er Ye heard Long San express his suspicion that the old lady was Po Meng, he asked the most intuitive question, "Then why isn't her surname Meng but Wang?"

Long San smiled and shook his head, "There is another possibility, that is, if her husband's surname is Wang, then others can also call her Wang Po."

The second master frowned, and reluctantly accepted Long San's statement, "That's fine, but how did you know that she is Meng Po?"

Long San fiddled with his fingers, then lightly said to everyone, "Signature."

As he said that, Long San took out his mobile phone, opened Wang Po's homepage, and showed everyone her information.

"Wangqingshui?" Second Master asked uncertainly, "Based on these three words with no beginning and no end, you can guess that she is Meng Po? Why can't I guess it."

Long San pointed to his own head, and said to the second master, "You have to be clear that your place is different from mine."

Second Master: ...

Long San explained, "Actually, I also learned by accident that the bowl of Mengpo soup on Naihe Bridge is also called Wangqingshui."

Yang Jian suddenly interjected and asked, "Yes, but after drinking Po Meng's soup, I forgot everything, no, not just love?"

"Because Po Meng made the soup at the very beginning. Po Meng fell in love with a person, but that person didn't like her."

Li Yue asked Long San, "Who is she in love with?"

Long San sighed softly, "Po Meng fell in love with Yuelao. Yuelao is a god in the sky, but she is just a little devil. Later, she floated on the Naihe Bridge for a long time, and heard too many stories about being hurt by love, so she decided to endure it." A kind of Wangqing water was made to make people feel less painful, but instead of boiling the Wangqing water, a kind of soup was boiled out that could not remember anything after drinking it, which was later called Mengpo soup."

Li Yue was moved, and asked again, "Has Granny Meng ever drank herself?"

Long San shook his head, "She doesn't dare to drink it herself, for fear that she will forget how to make Mengpo soup after drinking it."

Li Yue: ...it seems to make sense.

The second master laughed twice, "Then if she is really Granny Meng, all this can be explained clearly, otherwise, how could she, a deaf and dazzled old lady, just avoid danger every time , it turned out to be a god!"

"But what is Po Meng's ability?" Li Yue asked suddenly.

Before Long San had time to speak, the group leader issued a new task. It was already ten o'clock, and everyone was asked to prepare and carry the coffin up the mountain.

Long San glanced over quickly, and found that the old lady was really looking at her mobile phone, and judging by the frequency of her hands movements, it was almost indistinguishable, she should be typing.

Sure enough, at the moment the old lady stopped moving, Long San saw the latest message posted by the group leader, "List of coffin bearers."

Li Yue clearly remembers these nicknames, which belong to players.

A coffin needs eight people to carry it. Li Yue saw that he was in a group with Long San, Er Ye, and Yang Jian, and there was that annoying Plum Blossom 3 among them.

Daji is undoubtedly lucky, he is not on the list, otherwise Li Yue really doesn't know how he will carry it, probably holding it in his mouth?

"The ground is a grave, and the earth is safe."

The group leader suddenly posted this sentence again, and then fell silent.

After taking a look, Li Yue turned his head and said to Long San, "I remember that the rule in my hometown is that the coffin must be lifted at one time, and it must not fall to the ground halfway, and must be buried when it hits the ground."

Long San nodded to show that he understood, "The rules here should be similar to what you said. The coffin falls halfway, which means it's unknown. Anyway, let's just be careful."

Li Yue hummed and followed Long San out, halfway there he felt he was hit by someone, he looked back and saw that it was Plum Blossom 3, staring at him with a smile.

"Sorry." Plum Blossom 3 apologized, but the weird smile on his face didn't look like he was apologizing.

"It's okay." Li Yue replied coldly.

Meihua 3 suddenly reached out and touched Li Yue's waist, feeling his movement, Li Yue dodged to the side vigilantly, staring at him coldly, "What are you doing?"

Mei Hua 3 showed an innocent face, raised his hands, and stepped back, "Um, sorry, I didn't mean it!"

Believe me, it's impossible to touch his waist even if you are not careful.

Hearing the sound, Long San quickly wrapped Li Yue in his arms, stretched out his hand provocatively and pushed Mei Hua 3, pushing him back a few steps, and then showed a mean expression, He sneered, "Oh, I'm also very sorry."

Plum Blossom 3 was not angry either, she just brushed the place touched by Long San with her hand, and sneered, "It's okay, I can forgive you."

"Hmph!" Long San let out a cold snort from his nose.

Plum Blossom 3 smiled and glanced at Li Yue again, and then walked out slowly.

Long San turned his head to look at Li Yue, "Where did he touch you just now?"

Li Yue didn't want to say that Plum Blossom 3 touched his waist, so he subconsciously said casually, "Accidentally touched me."

Long San stared at Li Yue closely, and asked again, "Where did he touch?"

Li Yue was frightened by Long San's almost stubborn persistence, he was stunned for a while, and then whispered a word, "Waist."

Long San suddenly hugged Li Yue into his arms, clasped the back of his head with his hands, and stuffed him into his arms, "I'm sorry, I just... don't like others to touch you."

Li Yue heard the trembling in his voice, his heart softened, his heart tightened suddenly, and suddenly he asked, "Then what do you like?"

Long San immediately replied, "I like you."