[Mythology] Two or three things that Nezha and the Third Prince Long must not say

"The picture on it is 24 filial piety, and such a pattern is usually drawn on coffins." Long San stretched out a finger, wiped the coffin board, found it was a bit damp, smelled it under his nose, and smelled rotten. stink.

"This coffin board is still very new." Long San said, he lifted a piece and found that there was still some soil on the bottom, "Why does it seem to be just dug out?"

Li Yue suddenly felt something cool behind him.

Then Long San walked around the room again, finally stopped in front of the bedside table, and suddenly clicked his tongue, "Why is there something wrong with this table?"

Li Yue looked at the table, but found nothing wrong, "What's wrong with this table?"

Long San tapped casually with his fingers, then turned around and said to Li Yue, "This table is a bit too ugly."

Li Yue: ...

Long San fumbled around the room, but found nothing wrong, but touched a handful of ashes instead.Long San stretched out three fingers and wiped Li Yue's face, giving him three cat whiskers.

Li Yue opened Long San's hand with a slap, "Get lost!"

In the end, the two of them could only go into the bathroom together. Long San, who should wash his hands, was washing Li Yue's face, and Li Yue, who should wash his face, was loosening Long San's bones.

"I'll wash it myself, you get up." Li Yue grabbed Long San's arm and twisted it back hard.

Long San took advantage of the situation and fell into Li Yue's arms, "Hey hey, this is the place, try harder!"

"Use your uncle!"

Li Yue kicked Long San away, wiped his face with wet hands perfunctorily, and walked out of the bathroom with a dark face.

Long San looked down at his hand, smiled and turned on the faucet, stretched out his hand and flushed.

……

Since the bed boards of this bed are made of coffin boards, I dare not lie down on the bed. Li Yue hugged the quilt and went to the sofa. The sofa is not big. When sleeping alone, you have to put your feet on the armrests. After a while, Long San will come. , let him sleep on the floor, Li Yue thought so, but suddenly heard the man curse in the bathroom, "Damn!"

Li Yue almost ran to the bathroom, but when he opened the door, he found that Long San was unharmed, and even looked at the washstand with great interest, shaking his head while looking at it.

This person must have done it on purpose...

Li Yue raised his eyebrows, and asked Long San with a bit of anger in his tone, "Are you sick?"

Long San pursed his lips aggrievedly, "I really found something."

Li Yue really couldn't bear Long San's acting cute in front of him, he couldn't help but want to hit someone when he saw it.

"Okay, stop, tell me, what did you find again?" In order to prevent his hands from itching any longer, Li Yue covered his eyes with his hands and tried his best not to look at Long San's death.

Long San also found that he was disliked, but Li Yue looked so cute when he disliked him. Taking advantage of Li Yue covering his eyes and not being able to see himself, Long San stared at Li Yue several times openly, his eyes were full of deep feeling.

"This washstand... feels a bit cold to the touch."

Li Yue felt that Long San seemed to be looking for something to say, "Isn't this made of marble, can it not be cold to the touch?"

Long San shook his head lightly, "It's not that cold, you'll know when you feel it."

Li Yue stretched out his hand dubiously, and the moment he touched the washstand, a chill ran down his hand to his body, making him shiver uncontrollably.

Long Sanyi grabbed Li Yue's hand and pulled it back, "Don't touch it, I didn't expect your body to be so sensitive. If I knew it, I wouldn't let you try it."

Li Yue froze for a moment, then glared at Long Sandao, "What are you talking about!"

Long San looked down and saw Li Yue's reddish ears, and realized that Li Yue seemed to be wrong, and he was really cute.Long San stretched out his hand to cover his mouth, gave a low snigger, and then said to him, "I said, you are too sensitive to such supernatural things. You are so sensitive. The raw material of this washstand seems to be a tombstone."

Varied!What!

After listening to Long San's explanation, Li Yue felt that his face was getting hotter. It turned out that he thought it wrong.

"Ahem, how do you know that the raw material is from a tombstone?" Li Yue lowered his head, hiding himself perfectly, but he didn't know that Long San's gaze had been on the tip of his ear for a long time.

Long San was in a good mood, and even wanted to wrap Li Yue up and down for a good rub, but after rubbing, he was afraid that Li Yue would have been scared to death by him.

"I just touched the bottom of the washstand, and it felt like there were words on it. Then I squatted down to have a look, and found that there were indeed two words on the bottom."

"What word?" Li Yue raised his head suddenly, and met Long San's smiling eyes. Li Yue quickly lowered his head again, and then felt that it seemed inappropriate to do so, so he raised his head again. Standing up, he twisted his neck stiffly and looked to one side.

Long San secretly smiled silently, and then said to Li Yue, "The two characters are the tomb, and they are still red, so I guessed that this washstand is made of tombstones."

"But what's the use of this thing?" Li Yue asked.

Long San thought for a while and replied, "Maybe it's to scare people."

It was already late at night, and Li Yue was so sleepy that he yawned again and again. Long San walked over and hugged Li Yue's shoulders comfortably, "Let's go, go to sleep."

Li Yue bent down and hid from under Long San's arms.

Looking back, Long San saw Li Yue staring at him with watery eyes, and suddenly felt a little hot in his heart.

Seeing that Long San just looked at him and didn't speak, Li Yue thought about it and said to him, "The gate is small, the two of us can't get out together."

As soon as Li Yue finished saying this sentence, he regretted it. He didn't intend to express this meaning at first, but wanted to say that he disliked him, but when he looked into Long San's eyes, the words he blurted out changed.

"Yeah." Long San hummed in a low voice, and then he couldn't help but smile, his heart seemed to be even hotter.

The two walked out of the bathroom one after the other. The bed was torn apart by the two of them. When Long San turned his head, he saw a quilt on the sofa. It was wrinkled like someone just got out of it. climb out.

Li Yue felt that the scene seemed a bit awkward, "I..."

"Actually, you don't need to sleep on the sofa, just spread the mattress on the floor. The mattress is so thick, it shouldn't be so cold." Long San lifted the mattress while talking, "The most comforting The only thing is this bed board, there is no place to lie down. But it’s okay, if his building is built with bones, then we have to consider demolishing the house.”

Li Yue helped him carry it, and couldn't help throwing the mattress in his hand when he heard the last sentence, "So much nonsense!"

I don't know if it was a psychological effect, Li Yue lay on the mattress, tightly covered by the quilt, still feeling cold.

Long San was beside Li Yue, and suddenly turned his head to ask him, "Is it cold?"

Li Yue shook his head decisively, "It's not cold."

Long San let out a long sigh, and then suddenly moved closer and hugged Li Yue, "But I'm cold."

Li Yue gritted his teeth and said to him, "It's cold and put on the quilt."

"Not enough, it's still cold."

"Then wrap it up tight."

"That's not enough."

"What do you want?"

Long San thought for a while and said, "Hold me!"

"roll!"

Long San laughed out loud, "Then I'll hug you."