[Mythology] Two or three things that Nezha and the Third Prince Long must not say

The task of exorcising evil spirits to Boss Wang of the Internet cafe was assigned to Long San, and no one else dared to take it. After all, such things as exorcising evil spirits cannot be driven away by wearing sunglasses.

"I can exorcise evil spirits for you and save you from troubles, but what reward are you going to give me?"

Boss Wang took out a stack of gold ingots from his pocket and handed it to Long San, "I'll give you a gold bar."

Long San: ...I wear sunglasses to pretend to be a fork, not to pretend to be blind!

The second master couldn't stand it anymore, "Boss Wang, are you kidding me? Isn't this just a piece of paper, put it at the crossroad over my house, and it can burn thousands of dollars in one night during the Ching Ming Festival."

Boss Wang looked at Long San, then at Second Master, and finally took out another paper-stacked gold ingot from his pocket, "There can't be any more, I don't have many left, and this year's Ching Ming Festival will take a while." The time is up, and these are the ones I saved last year during the Ching Ming Festival, and I resisted not spending them."

Li Yue had an intuition that something was wrong. He touched his chin and thought about it for a while, and suddenly remembered that there seemed to be some ghosts mentioned in the group announcement of that group, but he would not remember it now. Now all People's computers are stuck on the task page for timing, and they can't do anything else at all.

Long San took off his sunglasses, turned them around in his hands, and suddenly asked Boss Wang, "Is this Internet cafe yours?"

Boss Wang didn't know why he asked such a question, but he nodded hesitantly.

Long San brought the glasses in his hand to him, and asked him, "Then the sunglasses in the drawer of the counter belong to you too?"

Boss Wang hummed suspiciously.

Long San withdrew his hand, put the sunglasses into his pocket, and took away the two paper ingots that Boss Wang held in his hand one by one, "Okay, I'll help you, in addition to these two ingots, you have to put the glasses on." Give it to me too."

Boss Wang said inexplicably, "Why do you want glasses, they are worthless."

Long San stretched out the two fingers that had just wiped the lenses and twirled them to form a small ball of mud, "I have feelings for the dust on this pair of sunglasses."

What the hell reason is this?

Boss Wang almost bit his tongue, and it took him a while to come back to his senses, and said hello in a panic.Now he is a little doubtful whether this white-haired young man can exorcise evil spirits. Why does he look more like a psychopath than an exorcist mage?

"What did you use for this photo?" Long San asked.

Boss Wang took out his mobile phone, took out this photo from the photo album and showed it to Long San, "I took this photo with this mobile phone."

"Okay, wait a minute."

Long San took Boss Wang's mobile phone and sat down on the chair at the counter, looked up at the wifi password posted on the wall, and then downloaded a photo software.

Boss Wang stood in front of the counter and felt a little psychedelic. He hadn't seen any mage exorcising evil with a mobile phone.

Li Yue, who was standing behind Long San, saw his method clearly. This guy simply and rudely used photo software to remove the scary face on the photo.

Long San uninstalled the P-map software neatly after passing the P, and cleaned up the mobile phone garbage in order to avoid any uninstall residues, and then returned the mobile phone to Boss Wang, "The exorcism is finished, the dirty things are gone, look."

Boss Wang didn't see Long San's blunt P-picture technique. Although he was skeptical, there was indeed no human face in the photo, and it looked much more comfortable.

"Thank you, Master." Boss Wang cheerfully held Long San's hand.

Long San took out the sunglasses from his pocket and put them on again, pretending to look out of the window deeply, "You're welcome, it's all trivial."

Boss Wang left with satisfaction.

The second master was about to hold back his internal injuries from laughing, "Long San, you are really talented hahaha!"

Long San pulled down his sunglasses, revealing a pair of smiling eyes, and looked at Li Yue meanly, "Of course, who am I, Long San!"

Li Yue didn't have time to talk to him at all. As soon as Long San finished the task, the timing page on the computer disappeared, and all functions returned to normal. He hurriedly clicked on the group announcement, and found that the content of the announcement on the top was only four words - ghost Do not travel at night.

Li Yue didn't quite understand the meaning of these four words until he saw another group announcement: "Life is death, and death is life. In your eyes, this place is a place of death, and people here are dead, but in fact you are us. The ghost in the eyes, all living people will be cursed."

Therefore, the people in this place are actually ghosts, and only the cursed members of the group are real people. No wonder Boss Wang paid paper ingots, because that was the currency that circulated in their ghost world.

Li Yue was about to talk to Long San about this matter, when he just stood up halfway, he hit something on the top of his head and sat down again.

Li Yue turned his head and saw Long San standing behind him with his chin covered, his eyes were wet, and the teardrops were hanging on his eyelashes, he seemed to be in pain.

Li Yue didn't expect Long San to stand there, but he still felt a little sorry and wondered if he should comfort him.

Long San directly grabbed Li Yue's hand that was hesitating in mid-air, and stuck it to his chin, "Touch it, it's all swollen!"

Li Yue didn't expect that Long San would move so fast, and he would grab his hand and stick it close. His fingertips touched a piece of softness, which made Li Yue feel a strange feeling in his heart—it's actually quite comfortable to touch?

Li Yue's face became hot, and he hurriedly struggled to retract his hand, but Long San grasped it with greater strength.

"Don't try to run away, touch this big bag, you hit me, you have to be responsible, rub it for me quickly, or I will cry, super loud."

Speaking of the last super loud sentence, Long San actually showed a bit of arrogance, looking like a child waiting for someone to please him.

Li Yue looked at Long San's eyes, and finally rubbed him lightly.

Li Yue has touched his own chin before, but touching other people's chin seems to be very different from touching his own. The touch under his fingers is soft and delicate, unlike when he touches himself every time, only You will feel the stubble.

Long San narrowed his eyes comfortably, and leaned forward even further, putting his chin on Li Yue's shoulder.

Because the two were too close, Long San's hair rubbed against Li Yue's neck, and it was a little itchy. Li Yue instinctively retreated to hide, but was pulled back by Long San's shoulders, and Li Yue Caught off guard, he stuck closely to Long San, his nose was filled with the smell of Long San's body, and he could even feel a scalding temperature creeping up his neck, earlobes and cheeks.

"You, don't get so close to me." As soon as Li Yue opened his mouth, he realized that his throat was hoarse from the scorching heat.

But Long San was buried tightly in Li Yue's neck, sniffing his body greedily, "It's not close enough."

"Wait, I needed to find you just now." Li Yue hurriedly pulled Long San off his body, flustered for a while, grabbed one of Long San's ears and pulled it out, Long San let out a painful ouch .

Li Yue didn't dare to use any more force, but Long San rubbed against him again, stretched out half of his body from the back of the chair behind him, held him tightly in his arms, and pressed his chin against his chest, deliberately carrying some Nasal voice, it sounded like she was coquettishly saying to Li Yue, "Jin hurts, ears hurt, heart hurts."

Li Yue was stunned, thinking that Long San had committed some hidden illness, and asked him with concern, "Why does my heart hurt again? What's going on?"

Long San shook his head, "I pretend to be you in my heart, it's too full, I'm overstretched, so it hurts."

Li Yue lowered his head and remained silent, but the red tips of his ears revealed his careful thoughts.

Long San nestled in his arms, smiled lazily, then rubbed reluctantly, and finally let go.

Li Yue stared blankly at his hands and empty arms, feeling an inexplicable astringency in his heart.

……

"I haven't figured out the meaning of the words "Ghosts Don't Walk at Night," but the meaning of the second group announcement should mean that ghosts are the masters here." Li Yue pointed to the group announcement on the screen and said to Long San.

Long San took out the two paper ingots that Boss Wang had just given him from his pocket, "So, it's not surprising that Boss Wang treats paper ingots as treasures, but we are the ones who are really strange."

"Living people will be cursed here, so all the group members in this group should be human." Li Yue raised his head and glanced at Long San.

Long San shook his head lightly, "Not necessarily, I think the number of members in this group is a bit too coincidental, otherwise how could it be possible to just make up a deck of cards?"

Li Yue suddenly thought of something, clicked the mouse twice, and pointed to the screen to show Long San, "Except for the big king and the little king, there are thirteen symbols in the playing cards, which are the ten numbers from 1 to 10, plus With the three letters J, Q and K, there are a total of 12 players, which happen to occupy the twelve symbols except K."

Li Yue clicked on the heads of the four K's respectively, and pointed them to Long San one by one, "Look at the lower right corner, I will zoom in slowly, take a closer look."

"Judger?" Long San read out the three vague handwriting.

Neither of them knew what the four inquisitors were doing, but judging from the dark style on their avatars, they didn't look like they were easy to mess with.

Long San stroked his chin and pondered for a long time, then suddenly asked, "Will anyone in the group be offline?"

Li Yue quickly clicked on the members of the group, one by one to check carefully, and actually found seven offline.

Li Yue pursed his lips in doubt, "How could this happen? Obviously all the computers in the Internet cafe are turned on, so no one should be offline!"

Long San looked around in the Internet cafe, and finally his eyes stopped on the sofa in the corner, "Look over there."

Li Yue followed the direction of Long San's fingers and saw a row of sofas, but these sofas were just sofas. He looked at Long San puzzledly, "What's wrong there?"

Long San reminded him, "Pay attention to the number of sofas."

The sofa in the corner is a combination of single sofas. If you take it apart, there are seven single sofas in total.

"Seven."

Long San smiled, "Yes, that's seven, seven of the group members are offline, and there are seven sofas in the corner."

Li Yue thought of it all at once, and his eyes widened in surprise, "What!"

Looking at the sofa in the corner, Long San slowly explained to Li Yue, "That's right, it's exactly what you think, seven cursed people died, they became ghosts, and the corresponding computers and They disappeared together, but the sofa they sat on remained and was placed in a corner. And their accounts will never be online again."

"Ah - dead!"

I don't know who suddenly yelled, and everyone's attention in the Internet cafe was attracted. The second master, who was playing Forest Ice Fire Man with Yang Jian, was caught off guard by the sharp voice and his hands trembled. The little red man hung up immediately. , the second master was so angry that he slammed the mouse.

Yang Jian was afraid that it would be useless if the second master broke the mouse, so he hurriedly stopped her to prevent her from falling, and Xiaotian obediently followed him and held the second master's sleeve to prevent her from continuing to attack the mouse.Daji, that silly dog, helped Erye gnaw on the mouse, gnawed on Erye's gnawing on Yang Jian's, and gnawed on the mouse and gnawed on the screen.

"Fuck you shut up, I'll shock you."

The second master stopped being violent, hugged Daji's old waist made of fat, and pulled back desperately.

For a breed like Daji, the more you don’t let him do something, the more he will have to do something. Erye’s slippers have slipped on his legs and become knee pads, and Daji has already started to chew on the case.

The guy who called him dead was a malnourished teenager. When Long San and Li Yue walked over, they saw him slumped on the ground in panic, pointing at a computer, shaking his head while stepping back, mouth Li unconsciously repeated a sentence, "He is dead, he is dead..."

Some of the onlookers were frightened by him, some were pointing and gossiping because they didn’t know, and the rest were players like Li Yue who had been to the dungeon. Watching indifferently from the perspective of God, waiting for the plot to go down.

Long San asked the malnourished guy, "Who are you video calling? Who is he? How did he die?"

The young man covered his face with his hands and sobbed, and then he choked up and said, "He is my good friend Plum Blossom 2. He said just now that he was addicted to cigarettes, but his favorite brand was not available in the Internet cafe. I went outside to buy one, but it was too foggy outside. He was afraid that he would not be able to find it if he got lost, so he asked me to hang up the video call, which would also give him courage. As a result, the picture on the other side of the video suddenly started to tremble. When I got up, I heard his breathing suddenly became heavy, and I asked him what happened, but he kept telling me not to speak, and kept shushing at me."

The young man spoke in a hurry, he didn't catch his breath, he choked himself, he coughed for a while, and the people around him were getting impatient, so he calmed down a little, and continued, "I can clearly Hearing the footsteps of another person on his side, he should be hiding from the owner of that footstep. I was so scared that I didn't even dare to breathe. I covered my mouth and stared at the picture in the video. As a result, the person next to me The guy in the game lost the game and suddenly yelled that he seemed to be exposed in Club 2. I heard him swear a dirty word and then ran faster and faster. Finally, he seemed to be tripped by something. After falling out, I only heard him ah, and then there was no sound at all."

Long San asked him, "Then why do you say he is dead? Did you see it with your own eyes?"

The young man widened his eyes and nodded sharply, "I saw it, the thing that killed him has no face, his whole body is bloody and bloody, and the hands holding the knife are covered with scars, he is a ghost -"

Just as the ghost word came out of his mouth, he suddenly let out a horrified cry, raised his neck and opened his mouth wide to breathe desperately.He scratched and pulled around his neck with his hands, as if he was grabbing something. There was clearly nothing around his neck, but he looked like someone had strangled his neck.

He sprinted on the ground for a while, then rolled his eyes and went down. Someone stretched out his hand to test his breath, and found that he was dead.

"What exactly is going on?"

"How did he die?"

"My God, it's horrible."

Long San and Li Yue stood in the middle of a group of chaotic crowd, neither of them spoke, but looked at each other in a very tacit understanding.

At this moment, the picture in the video call suddenly moved, and a faceless guy like the malnutrition said suddenly appeared in the center of the screen. The place where the mouth should have squirmed twice, and made a hoarse sound. voice, "The next one is you!"

That guy didn't have a face, but his face seemed to have been smeared with sulfuric acid. Except for the wrinkled and intertwined wounds and scars, there was no nose where a nose should be, and no mouth where a mouth should be. There are no eyes, and it looks like there is no face.

"Ah—" Someone couldn't bear it, and after a loud cry, he passed out.

The position where Li Yue was standing happened to be facing the screen, and he had a feeling that the next one that the monster said seemed to be him.

Long San suddenly stretched out his hand to cover Li Yue's eyes, "It's okay, don't be afraid, with me here, he can't do anything to you."

Although Li Yue couldn't see it, he felt at ease just hearing Long San's voice, so he nodded obediently and said, "Okay."