[Mythology] Two or three things that Nezha and the Third Prince Long must not say

Li Yue found that the item of loudspeaker speaking was really becoming more and more concise. This time, the god they met only said two words-good luck, and then it was gone.Immediately after their feet were empty, people and chairs fell down together.

After going through the darkness, the scene in front of him gradually became clear, and what caught his eyes was a slightly dazzling computer screen. Li Yue felt a little suffocated, and when he lowered his head, he found that it was Long San who was entangled tightly. on him.

"It's the end, let go."

Long San, who was lying on Li Yue's chest, slowly raised his head, pouted his mouth, and finally spat out three words, "I'm afraid."

Li Yue pushed Long San's head and gave him a cold "Get out!"

Long San let go of his hand in despair, and Li Yue stood up from the chair, looked around, and found that this place seemed to be an Internet cafe.

"Network administrator, turn on the machine."

Someone greeted this way, Li Yue glanced over in a little confusion, the man clicked his tongue impatiently, put the phone in his pocket and hurried over here.

The man walked up to him, took out an ID card, handed it to Long San beside Li Yue, and said to him, "Turn on."

Long San stretched out a finger and pointed at himself, not quite sure, "I'm the network administrator?"

The man stared, "Isn't it difficult for you to be me?"

Long San took the ID card from his hand, and shook it twice in his hand, "Young people are irritable, just turn on a computer, I thought you were going to fire a cannon."

"Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and drive."

Long San snorted coldly, and pointed him to an empty seat, "No. 6, third row by the window, be careful, the sun is too hot, don't explode."

The man murmured "too much nonsense" in a low voice, and then walked slowly towards the window.

At this time, Li Yue found that the place where he and Long San were sitting seemed to be the bar counter.

"Your identity is the network administrator this time?"

Long San withdrew his cold eyes from the man, smiled and nodded at Li Yue as if changing his face, "It seems so."

There were a few standing players in the Internet cafe, looking around blankly, they all seemed to be players with unknown circumstances.

"There's too little talk on the speaker this time." Li Yue frowned and said to Long San.

Long San smiled and shook his head, "These gods are very shrewd, the more they talk, the more they expose."

Li Yue sized up Long San, looked him around from head to toe, then shook his head, "You don't look very smart."

Long San raised his head and looked at Li Yue, "I am called Da Zhi Ruo Yu."

Li Yue refuted him disapprovingly, "I'm afraid you may have misunderstood wisdom."

Dragon three: ...

Suddenly, twelve computers in the Internet cafe beeped at the same time, and those who were standing just now lowered their heads and looked at the computers beside them.So the notification sound should be for several players. Li Yue and Long San also quickly looked at the computer in front of them, and found a penguin blinking in the lower right corner.

Li Yue clicked on the news and found that it was a group called "Yan Wang smiled, life and death are unpredictable".

The group owner, King, sent a message: Before midnight, you must hand in an offering, and those who don't have an offering will die @All Members.

The administrator Xiao Wang copied the group leader's words and added a sentence, please reply if you receive it.

A large number of people in the group immediately replied "1".

Long San took a look at Li Yue, then poked the keyboard, and replied "1".

Li Yue felt that it was a bit too hasty to reply like this...

Looking at Li Yue, Long San gave a smirk, then reached out, grabbed Li Yue's index finger, suddenly pressed "1" on the keyboard, and clicked send.

Li Yue clicked his tongue in disgust, pulled his hand back from under Long San's claw, and slapped his claw instead, "I have my own hands, I don't need you."

Long San let out a long cry.

Li Yue originally wanted to take a look at his group nickname, but before he had time to see the message he sent, he was swiped by the screen full of 1, and he almost didn't recognize 1 after seeing it The numbers are gone.

By observing other people's group nicknames, Li Yue found that everyone's nicknames seem to have the word "cursed" in them, but the following words are different, but similar, because everyone's nicknames seem to come from playing cards.Li Yue clicked on the group information and saw that his own group nickname was the cursed 6 of hearts.

Li Yue looked at Long San's screen and found that he was also looking at his nickname, which was the cursed 8 of spades.

"So what are these nicknames for? And what about the offering?" Li Yue asked Long San.

Long San also shook his head, "Who knows, he just said that he would die without offerings, and he didn't say what kind of offerings he wanted."

As he said that, Long San typed a few words on the keyboard, Li Yue was about to look over, and found that the message sent by Long San had been displayed in the group chat message box on his side—what is the offering?What kind of offerings can be exchanged for my life?Later, Aite also added the group owner and administrator.

A few sporadic people who came late sent a few 1s to push the news of Long San.Long San clicked his tongue impatiently, and sent a few more messages, but just after he finished posting, a few more 1s appeared later, pushing his message away again, Long San was not convinced, and sent several messages in a row , and then was banned for 24 hours by the administrator Xiao Wang.

Long San snorted angrily, then suddenly thought of something, turned his head slowly, and his eyes gradually stopped on Li Yue.

Li Yue immediately sensed from Long San's sly eyes that he must be holding back nothing, sure enough, then he heard Long San say to him coquettishly, "Lend me your computer for a while. "

Li Yue ruthlessly rejected him, "No loan."

Long San rushed over and sat on Li Yue's lap, and the mouse fell into his hand.

Li Yue was almost sat dead by Long Sanyi's buttocks, and pushed for a long time without shaking his fat body. He was so angry that he hammered Long San twice, and shouted to him angrily, "Long San Get down!"

Like a giant baby, Long San rubbed against Li Yue's leg twice, snorted arrogantly, and said two words, "I don't!"

Li Yue felt that he didn't let him sit up and vomit, and he was about to be disgusted by him, "I'll say it again for the last time, why don't you get down!"

Long Sanyan quickly used Li Yue's computer to repost the sentence he had just sent several times, and then he stopped in satisfaction, "Okay."

Li Yue was really going to be pissed off by him. As soon as Long San lifted his butt off his lap, Li Yue kicked his round butt and glared at him, "Get out!"

Long San staggered forward, if he hadn't quickly supported the computer table with his hands, he would really fall, "Using so much force?" Long San turned around with a surprised face, staring at Li Yue.

Li Yue folded his arms and looked away angrily, not wanting to see him again.

Seeing that he was really angry, Long San quickly approached him with a smile, "Oh, don't be angry, don't be angry, can I make a mistake? Hey, look, the group leader has replied to your message."

The computer beeped at the right time, and Li Yue gritted his teeth and glared at Long San, then looked at the computer screen, and found that the group leader had replied to his message.

Long San clicked his tongue sourly and said, "This group leader is quite double-standard, why is it that he silences me."

Li Yue didn't answer him, and snorted coldly.