[Mythology] Two or three things that Nezha and the Third Prince Long must not say

"Perhaps, we can go to the junior high school to have a look." Long San suggested.

The second master asked from behind, "Why did you go to the junior high school?"

Long San stretched out a finger, "There is also an uncle in the junior high school."

Then Li Yue said, "That uncle is Guo Yun'er's grandfather."

The second master slapped his hands, "I remember, Zhang Dong is right?"

Li Yue nodded, "Yes."

Long San tried to put his arm on Li Yue's shoulder again, but he dodged it. Long San retracted his arm in embarrassment, pretending to touch his ears, "Then let's go."

The junior high school is still in the familiar dilapidated state. It has only been a day since I saw it. It feels like the overgrown grass seems to have grown a bit taller. It stubbornly drilled out of the cracks in the stone road and swayed wantonly with the wind.

The uncle is still the familiar old man, with his unique way of smoking, no matter how far away he is, he can be recognized at a glance.

"Hey, uncle, I'm here again." Long San waved to the uncle.

The uncle looked over slowly with his finger in his mouth, and replied with a smile, "Hey, the young man is here again, and he brought one more. This young man is so handsome. If my granddaughter is not young, I would like to introduce her to you." is you."

The second master who was called a young man: ...

Li Yue stepped forward and asked the uncle, "Do you know where Guo Yun'er is?"

The uncle raised his head in surprise, "Ah, you know my granddaughter?"

Li Yue squatted down and faced the uncle sitting on the small bench, "Guo Yuner is the announcer of the radio station, and all the students in the school know her."

The uncle sucked his finger and nodded, "Oh, so that's the case."

"There is a speech contest in the school. The teacher wants Guo Yuner to participate, so let us come and ask her." Long San opened his mouth, and the living person said it was a ghost.

The uncle smiled knowingly, showing only one tooth left, "Yun'er will go, she likes speaking in front of everyone the most."

"Then do you know where she is?" Li Yue then asked the uncle.

The uncle pointed to a classroom inside, "Yun'er is doing her homework there, go find her."

"Okay, thank you, sir." Long San showed a smile like the flowers of the motherland on his face, and successfully performed a vigorous elementary school student in front of the uncle.

The second master was about to go in with Long San when he was dragged by him and ran back a few steps away from the gate, "This place is weird, I'm afraid I won't be able to get in and out for a while, you wait outside, I will If you two are trapped in it, you go and fish us out."

The second master pouted, "Ha ha! Don't think I don't know that you despise me for being a big light bulb."

Long San shook his head, "The bulbs are not as dark as yours, they are all shiny."

As soon as the second master raised his arm, before he had time to hit Long San, he ran away and dragged Li Yue into the door.

The second master stomped his feet on the spot angrily.

……

Long San and Li Yue came to the door of the room that the uncle mentioned. Long San gently opened the door and found Guo Yuner sitting at the table obediently doing homework.

Guo Yun'er heard the sound, looked back, stood up abruptly, and the chair creaked as it rubbed against the ground.

"How could it be you?" Guo Yuner asked with a trembling voice.

"We are all classmates, what are you afraid of?" Long San smiled and walked in, pulled a chair and sat down, crossed his legs and looked at Guo Yun'er with a smile, "We just came to ask you something That's all."

Li Yue looked at Long San, and regretted coming in with him. The smile on Long San's face made him feel scared, and Guo Yuner might be scared to death by him.

"My grandfather is still outside." As if to cheer herself up, Guo Yuner took a breath carefully, "You, what do you want to ask? Will you leave after asking?"

Li Yue answered her, "Just ask a few questions, and then leave. If you are worried, I can open the door and your grandpa is outside. If you feel in danger, call your grandpa in loudly."

Guo Yuner nodded timidly, "Okay."

Long San stretched out a finger, "First question, do you know Zhang Dong?"

Guo Yun'er widened her eyes in shock, and after thinking about it, she nodded lightly to Long San, "I know."

Long San stretched out another finger, "Second question, was he summoned by you?"

A flash of panic flashed in Guo Yun'er's eyes, and then she dodged a little, and the fingers placed in front of her were also twisted together, pinching uneasily.

Before Guo Yuner could speak, Li Yue said to her seriously, "Don't lie, I can tell."

Guo Yun'er, who had this intention, was frightened by Li Yue's words, her face was a little aggrieved, her eyes were clouded with mist, she took a few breaths before whispering, "Yes, it's me."

Long San narrowed his eyes, "So, your grandfather was indeed resurrected by you, then have you ever seen him?"

Guo Yun'er raised her watery eyes and looked at Long San, "Is this the third question?"

Long San waved his hand perfunctorily, "Yes, the third one, you answer me first."

Guo Yuner sobbed, and asked cautiously, "Then how many questions do you want to ask in total?"

Long San stood up anxiously, "Can you answer me first?"

Guo Yun'er was so frightened that she shrank back, "I've seen it!"

Li Yue quickly pushed Long San back onto the chair, and decided to ask himself, "Then what does he look like?"

Guo Yun'er lowered her head, thinking about something, raised her head after a while and said, "I don't think I've seen him before, because he doesn't have a fixed appearance, it seems that every time I meet him, I see something different. A face, so I can't describe what he looks like."

Li Yue tilted his head pensively, and met the thoughtful Long San at the side. Long Sanji blinked his right eye at him angrily, and then put his index finger against his lower lip and couldn't help but sneer. He laughed out loud.

Li Yue's face was full of black lines, he really suspected that this person laughed because he was teased by him.

Guo Yuner asked in a low voice, "What's wrong?"

Li Yue: "Don't worry about him, his mouth is cramped and he's leaking air."

Dragon three: ...

Then Li Yue asked Guo Yuner, "Before you asked that little fat man in the fifth grade to help you stuff paper into a girl's schoolbag in junior high school. What was written on that paper?"

Guo Yun'er's face turned pale all of a sudden, she took a step back unconsciously, and hit the table with a loud bang, it sounded like it should be in pain, but Guo Yun'er didn't respond.

Seeing Guo Yuner's pale lips trembling, Li Yue asked, "What did you write on the paper?"

Guo Yun'er moved her eyes, her eyelashes trembled, and a string of tears suddenly fell down, "I didn't mean it, I really didn't mean it, I'm just afraid of death, I'm afraid Grandpa will see it when he comes back to life He will be sad when I'm gone, I didn't want to kill them."

Guo Yun'er cried so hard, Li Yue sitting opposite her was so indifferent.

"What did you do?" Li Yue asked her sternly.

Guo Yun'er wiped her eyes with her hands, and cried, "It is said in the book that there is a price to pay for summoning a fox fairy, and the summoner will be unlucky for three years. I don't want to be unlucky, so I changed the summoner to be Liu Jia’s name, and then wrote the petition for the gods in Liu Jia’s name. The book said that the petition needs to be carried with me for three days, so I asked the fat man to stuff the petition into Liu Jia’s schoolbag But I didn't expect them to die, it wasn't my intention, so don't blame me!"

Li Yue's voice became a little colder, "They? How many people did you kill?"

Guo Yun'er seemed to have no strength to stand up, her legs were a little weak, she leaned on the table behind her and slowly slid to the ground, knelt there, tears condensed on her chin, and fell to the ground, only to hear her utter a hoarse sentence, "Three."

Li Yue continued to press, "Who else is there besides Liu Jia?"

"And Liu Jia's roommate." Guo Yuner said while sobbing, "I don't know their names, but they are all dead, one jumped out of the window on the fifth floor and fell to his death, and the other drowned in the water room Yes, there is another one who choked to death while eating."

Long San laughed out of embarrassment, which was in stark contrast to Li Yue, whose face was almost black as the adult grade director.

Li Yue squinted at the past, and Long San covered his mouth that was widening and widening with his hands, but unfortunately his narrowed eyes still overflowed with a smile that he couldn't hide.

This man is really, beyond words.

Guo Yun'er was crying aggrievedly, she was stunned when she heard Long San's laughter, she stared at him with wide eyes and was stunned for a long time, she hiccupped before she woke up, and then continued to cry.

"It's useless to cry, it's your fault to harm someone." Li Yue said to Guo Yun'er coldly.

Long San squinted his eyes at Li Yue, as if he saw how he would educate his children in the future.But if they could have a child, what would it be called?Long San very freely thought that the child should take his surname Ao, since the surname is Ao, why not call him Ao Ao?

"laugh!"

Long San couldn't hold back his laughter again, causing Li Yue to stare at him again.With regret in his eyes, Long San bowed his head towards Li Yue, and then continued to imagine the scene of Li Yue calling his child Ao Ao in his mind...

Li Yue watched as Long San folded his hands to cover his mouth, but he couldn't cover his laughter, "What are you doing? Are you sick again?"

Long San lowered his head and shook his head, then lowered his head lower and lower, and finally he fell on the chair like a toad.

Li Yue felt that he couldn't bear it anymore, and grabbed Long San by the collar and dragged him out of the door, "Don't go in, wait outside... for me."

As soon as Li Yue dragged Long San out, he saw a slightly familiar figure walking out from the next door, yawning and stretching.

It was one of the three ghosts who hit the wall to trap the two of them here before, the one with bad eyesight and who would say shit.

The ghost stretched halfway, and before she let her arms down, she found Li Yue and Long San dragging under Li Yue's hands. She even greeted their family, "Good afternoon!"

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