[Mythology] Two or three things that Nezha and the Third Prince Long must not say

"No, they are not the only ones who violated the rules, but some people survived." As Cun Tou said, his eyes suddenly fell on Li Yue and the others.

When everyone was discussing in the classroom corridor before, almost everyone said whether they had violated the rules for elementary school students.

"But a dog also entered our house, but he caught the dog." The second master pointed to Long San.

what is it called...

After the second master said this, everyone's eyes on Long San changed.

It was rare for Long San to be serious and humble, "It's nothing, it's just a lot of strength."

That's it again...

At this moment, the short man suddenly pointed behind Li Yue and shouted in horror, "Look, there are dogs over there."

Everyone was so frightened by the short man, and they all saw the big yellow dog squatting behind Li Yue, and took a few steps back warily.

Long San subconsciously stood in front of Li Yue, separating him from the dog.

Li Yue stared at the back of Long San's head, silently not knowing what to say.

Long San stared at the dog, and suddenly said to Li Yue, "What do you think this dog looks like?"

Li Yue thought about it for a long time but couldn't figure out what it looked like, so he asked Long San, "What does it look like?"

Long San chuckled, "Like a dog!"

Li Yue: ...

The second master who was standing aside couldn't stand it any longer, "When is this, you still have the time to talk poorly."

"I actually want to say that this dog appears too frequently, so often that I have some doubts. In fact, the dog is the key npc." Long San said.

"It's a dog?" Cun Tou also heard Long San's words from behind, "How could it be a dog? We don't understand the dog's instructions, how can we live according to its requirements?"

Long San continued to explain, "Although we can't understand what the dog barked, we can still receive the dog's instructions. Let me put it this way, all the teachers, students and staff in the school are all dogs used to give instructions. What the dog wants us to do and what it doesn’t want us to do, the people in the school have shown us!”

For a moment, everyone's thoughts were opened by Long San's words, and they all echoed, "It seems to make sense."

"But." Hei Fengyi said suddenly, "There is more than one dog. Which one is the key npc we are looking for? So your guess is not very realistic."

Long San just smiled at Hei Fengyi, "I'm just guessing casually."

Li Yue looked at the weird smile on Long San's face, and always felt that his guess just now was not just a casual statement. He suspected that Long San had discovered something else, but he didn't say it.

"Why don't you try killing it? It's just a dog, even if you kill it by mistake, it's not too sinful." Someone suggested.

The real sanctioner in this world is the Dao of Heaven. Killing people for no reason is self-inflicted, and they will bear karma on their bodies. Even if they really have the opportunity to go out from here one day, they will not live for a few years when they return to reality, and most of them will die of illness.As the saying goes, evil will be rewarded with evil, and the sky is watching what people do, and the people here still believe in the way of heaven.Therefore, most players will not kill easily. Except for the key npc who can be sure that it is not human, even ordinary npc, players will not kill easily. After all, some npc, you can't be sure whether he is human or "" God" is fictional.

"Even if you kill a dog, you have to bear karma. If you are lighter, don't you need to worry about it?" Long San couldn't understand the face of the person who spoke just now, "So, if you don't care about it, you don't need to worry about this little karma." Back?"

The sneer on Long San's face stung the pockmarked face, and he said to Long San angrily, "You are the one who says dogs are the key npc, and you are the one who doesn't let people kill dogs. What's the matter with you?" ?”

Long San sneered, "I just pointed out all the pros and cons, and hope that everyone will not be used as a gun by some people."

It is self-evident who someone refers to.

"What do you mean by that?" The pockmarked expression on his face was a bit fragmented.

The lackluster smile on Long San's face was simply a silent sarcasm, "It's nothing interesting, it's just meaning."

Pockmark's face was purple from Long Sanqi's face, he looked a bit like a dragon fruit.

Li Yue found out that Long San is very fond of saying these two words recently.

When the atmosphere between Pockmarked Face and Long San was particularly awkward, a loud noise suddenly came from the dormitory at the end of the corridor, which made everyone feel the floor under their feet tremble.

Then, the short man's face suddenly changed, "Isn't that dormitory locked up with those who have suffered from insanity? Didn't they die before I came out? The two sons and I who were still alive were moved to the next door." , how can there be a sound?"

Cun Tou glanced at the short man, and said, "They won't come back to life, will they?"

Just as Cun Tou finished speaking, there was another loud noise in the dormitory, and the door shook violently, as if someone was knocking on the door inside.

The second master cursed in a low voice, "I can't really live!"

Then there was another loud bang, and the door of that dormitory fell overwhelmed, and there was another bang when it hit the ground.

Under everyone's gaze, a furry paw protruded from that dormitory, followed by a furry foot, and finally, a face with yellow hair and a pair of scarlet eyes staring at everyone .

"Damn it, people are turning into dogs, what are you looking at, run away!"

Long San yelled, and the crowd came to their senses, and hurriedly ran down the stairs.

Long San held Li Yue's hand tightly, and ran wildly with him.

Those guys were like mad dogs, they were extremely fast, and the slow ones in the back were gnawed, and blood spattered all over the ground.

Long San dragged Li Yue to run fast, but it was still a bit slower with one person, so he asked Er Ye, a girl, to run ahead of him, and Er Ye still had time to criticize Long San, "I think I see through you This is a perverted guy, I won’t say anything if you pull Li Yue or not, you even stepped on me when you passed by me, my mother almost got caught by them after a while Yes, spit!"

Long San spat back while running, "You mother, keep your voice down, are you afraid that others won't know what Li Yue's name is?"

Li Yue felt a little messy, "Can you shut up too?"

Dragon three: ...

Second Master turned his head and stuck out his tongue at Long San.

Long San stared back fiercely.

After playing like this for a while, the things behind caught up. It seemed that their team was getting stronger and stronger, and they must be gnawing on some bad luck again.

"Fuck, this is not right, look behind you, why are there so many things!" The second master glanced behind him and quickly shouted to Long San and Li Yue.

Li Yue's expression was not very good either, "Also, the others are gone too."

Long San lowered his eyes, seemed to be thinking about something, and cursed out loud after thinking about it, "Damn it, black windbreaker, short head, short man, skinny man, Ah Xiang, Zheng Kang, bald head, these are ours. The seven people I have seen, plus Erzi, Brick, Green Weiyi and Xiao Gao mentioned by the short man, are eleven people. And the bald man has a roommate with a bad waist, which is twelve Personally, this doesn’t even count the three of us! Trough, where are there so many people, there should be only twelve people who came in.”

"So it's all fake. No wonder that Ah Xiang hates her so much. She even said that she was afraid that I would molest her, and refused to live in a dormitory with me." The second master looked suddenly enlightened.

Long San was furious at first because he was deceived, but when he heard the second master's words, he burst out laughing, "It's because of your relationship that you didn't live with Ah Xiang? God damn indecent hahaha..."

Li Yue's face was also stunned, and then the corner of his mouth raised a slight arc, and he said to the second master, "Actually, I think the conversation between you and Ah Xiang should be real, if we accidentally entered some illusion , it seems that the three of us should be together, and you came to live in our dormitory after Ah Xiang said those words to you."

The second master, who had just experienced great joy and sorrow, covered his face in grief and indignation, she really didn't want to face the embarrassment at this moment.

Li Yue looked at Long San again, "If it's really an illusion, we have to be stimulated if we want to go out."

The second master covered his face and looked at Li Yue through his fingers, "What kind of stimulation?"

Long San showed his nails, put them on his mouth and blew, "I'm talking about whether it's exciting or not. I have to verify whether this is an illusion."

The second master took his hand off his face and asked, "How to verify?"

Long San raised his paw and directly scratched the second master's arm, then smiled and said to her, "Just verify it like this!"

The second master yelled out directly, cursing while yelling, "Long San, you old Shanpao, what are you doing, you yelling——"

Li Yue twitched the corner of his mouth, and poked the screaming second master with his hand, "Stop crying, you bleed a lot, you have to deal with it."

Li Yue was about to tear off his clothes and bandage them up for the second master, when Long San grabbed his hand.

Long San shook his head at Li Yue, then slapped Er Ye hard, "Does it hurt? You idiot!"

The second master suddenly shut up, looked at Long San with some surprise, "It doesn't seem to hurt."

"I don't hurt you, what a ghost!"

The second master glared at Long San fiercely, "Why didn't you tell me in advance, and who do you think is a fool?"

Li Yue saw that the atmosphere between the two was gradually becoming tense again, so he quickly stopped him, "Stop making trouble, it's better to leave as soon as possible."

The two stared at each other across Li Yue before giving up.

Li Yue sighed helplessly.

"For this excitement, why don't you choose to jump off the building. This illusion should be fake, and those dogs shouldn't be able to bite us, why not jump from the fifth floor." Long San suggested.

Second Master and Li Yue both nodded.

Then the three of them passed through the barking dogs all the way, and climbed to the fifth floor.

Facing the dog's paw, Li Yue subconsciously dodged and defended. When Long San saw it, he stretched out his hand to cover his eyes.

Li Yue wanted to say no, but he couldn't hold back Long San, so he had to let him go.

Li Yue was blindfolded all the time, and he seemed to be walking, but Long San didn't let go of him. Just as Li Yue was about to ask if Long San had arrived, he was suddenly held by Long San and jumped out of the window.

"Ah—" Li Yue let out a belated exclamation.

Long San held Li Yue's waist with one hand, covered Li Yue's eyes with the other hand, rested his chin on his shoulder, and asked him with a smile, "Is it stimulating?"

Li Yue pursed his lips tightly, without saying a word, even stretched out his wrist subconsciously to wrap around Long San's waist.

Long San noticed Li Yue's movements and couldn't help laughing even louder.

At this moment, Li Yue's movements around Long San tightened, his voice trembling, he raised his head and asked Long San, "What's on your body?"

Long San looked at Li Yue unconsciously, "What?"

Li Yue stiffened his neck and looked down Long San's body slowly, only to see a white tail hanging below his waist where his legs should have been, and the scales on it were still shining.

"You're a fucking snake demon?"

The author has something to say:

Tuiji Youwen "I Can See Your Tail!" "by Jiang Jiudu copywriting:

Lin Jiu was born with the ability to see things that ordinary people cannot see——

such as monsters,

Another example is the tail behind Xue Chen,

Fuzzy and warm, the color of fire.

Only he can see it.

The first time Xue Chen saw Lin Jiu was under a cherry blossom tree.

Cherry blossoms were blooming all over the mountain, amidst the light fragrance and red clouds, the young man raised his eyes to meet him.

Then, the tail behind Xue Chen raised up unconsciously, and then, the hair on the tail also exploded.

"You finally came to me."

"I'm obsessed with you with Xinghui."

(Superficially cold and irascible, but actually very heart-warming Shou×Warm, loving, laughing and super healing monster Gong)

The author's pre-received article "In the days when the enemy pretended to be a cat" This author's pre-received article copy

Probably due to the collection of nine sets of mock questions, Yueyang turned into a little milk cat in a daze.

Before being taken home by his rival, Yue Yang thought that the person who was the number one rival in the whole grade would be—cold, abstinent, unsmiling, with the left eye for learning characters, the right eye for learning characters, and the top of his forehead for knowing characters. Hang a literacy under the chin.

But ever since Yue Yang was taken home by his nemesis, he almost thought that the nemesis had changed people!

The daily life of the nemesis is like this:

This question will not, it is better to play cats.

This question is too simple, it is better to pet a cat.

It's raining today, why not pet the cat.

If you eat too much at night, it's better to pet the cat.

Yue Yang: ... what the hell?What did the kitten do wrong again?

After half a month of rubbing cats like scraping by his rival, Yueyang found that his legs have lost hair recently...

Thank you, little angels, for your support.