[Mythology] Two or three things that Nezha and the Third Prince Long must not say

Li Yue felt as if he had fallen asleep, and then suddenly woke up, standing in this foggy village.The houses in the village are still thatched houses, and if the wall skin is seriously peeled off, a piece of straw can be seen embedded in it, which is very dilapidated.

The people nearby were all those who had snatched the chairs in the space before, a total of eleven people, Huang Mao and the people who didn't snatch the chairs stayed in that space.

The second master quietly moved to Li Yue's side, and whispered to him, "The number is wrong."

Li Yue was stunned for a moment, and then realized that there should be eleven people including Li Yue himself, but Li Yue did not count himself, but he also found out that there were eleven people, which means that there is one person who is not with everyone came in.

Li Yue's memory is not bad, he remembered all the people in the room before, so he found the new face at a glance.He is a non-mainstream with dyed white hair, wearing a pink short sleeve, black shorts and grass green sandals.

There is really no one else in this outfit.It's even more unorthodox than the yellow hair before.

Li Yue thought he looked at the man calmly, but the man suddenly turned his head and walked over after glancing at Li Yue.

The second master also noticed the man, and whispered to Li Yue, "Is he a human or a ghost?"

Li Yue: "Even if it's a ghost, it's still a deadly ghost."

Brother Sao is quite familiar with himself, and as soon as he came here, he made friends, "Hey, brother, I see that you have a strange skeleton, why don't we become friends, hello, I am..."

Li Yue took two steps back, dodging the man's hand, his eyes were full of disgust, "Don't be friends, please respect yourself."

After being rejected, the man still had a playful smile, "Oh, I almost forgot, you can't say your real name here, so let me introduce you again. Hello, my name is Sanye."

Since this white hair understands the rules of names, it should be a person, but he doesn't seem very smart.The second master looked at him, rolled his eyes and hummed twice.

Li Yue also had a look of disgust on his face, "That's too unfortunate, I am also called the third master, we are destined not to be friends anymore, one mountain cannot accommodate two tigers, and there can only be one third master."

Bai Mao scratched his hair, stepped forward and said, "Don't intervene, otherwise, let's count separately. My name is Da San Ye, and your name is Xiao San Ye. How about it?"

Li Yue shook his head and said coldly, "It's not that good, Third Master!"

Li Yue deliberately bit down on the three words "Three Masters", full of irony.

Bai Mao smiled heartlessly, "How bad is this, I'm a generation older than you, and we both look about the same age, just the same generation."

Li Yue: ... Fuck, where the hell is this stupid x?

"Damn mentally retarded." The second master rolled his eyes, and his black eyes never let go, and his eyes were sore.

While the few people were chatting, the fog in the village slowly cleared away. At this time, everyone saw a mother-in-law standing at the entrance of the village, pushing a baby carriage in her hand, but there was no baby in it.

"The guests are all here, so hurry up and go to the accommodation with me. The worship of the river god will take place tomorrow, so let's go to bed today."

After the mother-in-law said such a sentence, she pushed the baby carriage and turned around, as if to show everyone the way.

"Be sure to sleep at night. A guest who doesn't sleep is not a good baby. A bad baby will be eaten by the river god."

This sentence sounds weird by itself, but coupled with the mother-in-law's broken gong-like voice, it sounds even more pervasive.

For a while, everyone began to resist walking with this mother-in-law, always feeling that something bad would happen.

But the guy who claimed to be the river god said on the loudspeaker that the first person they meet is a key person, and they must listen to her.If this mother-in-law is the key person, if you don't listen to her, won't you die?

Li Yue was thinking about it when Bai Mao jumped out suddenly and asked his mother-in-law, "Grandma, who do you think I am?"

Grandma turned around in surprise, stared at him for a long time, and then suddenly said, "Li Erdan, why haven't you come home yet? It's getting dark, go back quickly, and be careful not to be regarded as someone by the river god." Sacrifice."

This is really surprising, Bai Mao is also from this village, could it be that he is also an npc?But this white hair, except for the name Li Erdan, looks out of place with this village in every place.Moreover, if Baimao was the key npc, Li Yue just rejected his request to be a friend, and he probably should have died long ago...

The white-haired Li Erdan scratched his head with a smile, and said to his mother-in-law a little ashamedly, "Grandma, it's too dark, I can't find my home."

The mother-in-law sighed, and then pointed Li Erdan in a direction, "Well, the one with grass on the top of the chimney is your home, hurry back, it will be dark soon, after dark, you must not Out."

Li Erdan smiled sweetly, "Okay, thank you mother-in-law."

Li Yue looked at Li Erdan, and suddenly had a very rebellious idea...

Li Yue pointed to Li Erdan and said to her mother-in-law, "Mother-in-law, I am not a guest here to worship the God of the River. I am here to visit relatives. I am Li Erdan's cousin."

Li Erdan:? ? ?

The second master took the opportunity to stand up and said to his mother-in-law, "I am his cousin."

The mother-in-law looked at Erdan Li with a puzzled expression.

Li Erdan was about to speak when Er Ye grabbed his back, Naihe could only grin his teeth and nodded, "Yes, yes, they are all my relatives."

The second master was afraid that his mother-in-law would not believe it, so he made up a name for himself, "My name is Li Ergou." The implication is that, seeing how similar our names are, we must be relatives.

The mother-in-law looked at Li Yue again in doubt, Li Yue blinked and said, "I went to college, my name is Li Yue."

The second master clicked his tongue in dissatisfaction from behind.

Li Erdan, however, seemed to have had a chicken blood shot in an instant, and approached and grabbed Li Yue's hand, and dragged him away with a playful smile, "Then I will take my relatives away first, mother-in-law."

Second Master: ...Why is she, Li Ergou, so humble?

Everyone left behind: ?What the hell is this operation?Can you still make relatives with npc?

Li Erdan happily dragged Li Yue away, and even started to run as he walked. It looked like he was about to jump up.

Li Yue tried to pull his hand back, but he didn't expect Li Erdan to be so strong, he didn't break free.

Li Erdan sensed Li Yue's movements, and turned around to look at him in doubt. Li Yue raised the connected hands of the two with the corners of his mouth curled up to show him, "Trouble yourself?"

Li Erdan didn't care about him, and still held him tightly, "Your name is Li Yue? Which Li and which Yue?"

"Is it related to you?"

Li Erdan whistled, and with a little skill, he pulled Li Yue into his arms.

Li Yue hit his chest directly, and his stiff chest muscles hurt his back.

"What are you doing?" Li Yue struggled angrily, but didn't break away.

"Answer my question, and I'll let you go." Li Erdan deliberately spoke next to Li Yue's ear, and the heat hit his ear, making Li Yue's ears red.

Li Yue felt so close to a person whom he had just met for the first time. He just wanted to get rid of him as soon as possible, so he answered his question honestly. Yue. Can you let me go now?"

As expected, Li Erdan let go of his hand, a look of disappointment flashed across his face, but in a flash he returned to the previous expression with a slight smile, "Of course!"

The second master chased after him for a long time before coming over. As soon as he got closer, he heard Li Yue declaring his family name. She was so angry that she rolled her eyes while running, "Why are you so stupid? Didn't I tell you not to tell others your name? ? Huh? Third master?"

Li Erdan smiled and raised his hand, "Ahem, let me tell you, my name is Long San, so it's fair!"

The second master gave him a hard look, "Who knows if this is your real name?"

Li Yue also glared at him, and said in a strange tone, "If I remember correctly, that mother-in-law called you Li Erdan just now."

Long San scratched his hair and smiled, "That's my stage name for walking in the rivers and lakes."

"Bah, dogs can't spit ivory out of their mouths!"

The second master spat at him hard, then made a gesture to pull Li Yue's hand and turned to leave.

But Long San suddenly reached out and grabbed Li Yue's other arm, holding him tightly to prevent him from moving forward, "Don't go, we agreed that we are all from the old Li's family, of course we have to live together .”

The second master turned around and grabbed Long San's hand, trying to tear his claws off Li Yue's wrist.

Long San smiled and acted foolishly, "Why, when you were dating relatives just now, you called her Xiao Tiantian, but when you turned around, you ignored her?"

"Sweet, grandpa, sweet!"

Li Yue was really tired of Long San's appearance that he didn't want to be beaten, so he withdrew his hand from the second master's hand, and punched him directly in the face.

Long □□ying was quite fast, and he dodged with a tilt of his head. The strength in Li Yue's hand didn't reach the real point, and the strength directly dissipated, and the whole person lost control and fell forward.Long San stretched out his arm to block it, and easily embraced him.Then he grabbed Li Yue's waist and lifted him up with all his strength.

"Let's go, go home!"

The author has something to say:

The pre-collection of the column "When my identity information was leaked to the production team of Infinity Stream" how does the villain Bai Yueguang look exactly like me?

This ghost's face seems to have collided with mine!

There is a picture of me hanging on the wall of this ancient castle?

This zombie seems to know me, and he brought me delicious food?But who eats this kind of dead mouse???

It must be that my identity information was leaked to some infinite stream dungeon production team, that's too much.